October 15, 2024 • 14 mins
On today's episode we discuss a few headlines that Graham has recently seen, one about dating a traveling musician and much more that we can't write about here!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Happy wild Thoughts Day, Oh wild thoughts Day.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Happy Tuesday, Jesse.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
You have to sing it.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Yourself, a very little wilde.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
I was erase it, Graham, What do you want to
talk about here?
Speaker 4 (00:19):
All? I got a couple of quick top line kind
of headlines I'm going to read to you guys, and
you can just one of them is the questions, so
you can just answer it. This was into an advice
call him online said my boyfriend is a hot, traveling musician.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
He also really likes to drink. Is he cheating on me? Yes?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Oh my god, what a stupid question.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
The answers, yes.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
No question.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Could you?
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Could you, ladies, date somebody that say, was in a
band or not stand up comic or something, and they
did have to travel all around and we're busy a
lot of night times and then go to a lot
of different cities.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
No.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Not if I'm not traveling with him, you're.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Not because it's this is there like constantly on the road.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
No, Plus they don't invite you because they want to
cheat on you.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
I'm not strong enough.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
What if that's like your Okay, but let's talk about this, Es.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
You're a man, he's really into like sports, commentating, what
if he lands the like his dream job, and he's
on college game day and he's got to go around
to all the different college campuses each weekend that I'm.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Okay with hot college students.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Yeah, hot cos want to have pillow fights in their room.
I went to college. Yeah, the parties, jell o shots,
ice luges, come on, you got to stick your mouth
on there. You've never taken an ice lugese before? Is
that really?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
What is that?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
You guys haven't lived? And ice lues is where you get.
It's like a big block of ice. It's huge.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
It's like probably four feet long, about ten inches thick,
and you mount it at an angle like a slope,
and then you carve a channel into it, and then
somebody at the top pours the booze in it, and
then down at the bottom you put your mouth on
the end of it. And by the time the booze
flows down the little water slide, it's icy cold.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Just boom. You take shots off the ice luge. You've
never done that?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
No, but I think I would only want to be
the first person. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Well, at least people aren't putting their mouth like all.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Through the y alcohol kills everything. You're pouring straight vodka
or whatever down that thing. One of those for the dude,
I can't believe you guys have never done this done
that we used to do. We found that when I
was in college and none of us had a lot
of money, but I lived in the house with ten
There were ten of us, and so we would when
we want to host a party, you know, you split
the bill ten ways.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
You could buy X number of kegs.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Kegs were really cheap and at this one liquor store,
and then we would go to the Santa Barbara Ice
Company and we would buy one big block of the ice.
And I don't know, it costs like fifty bucks or something,
but it was worth it because.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Man, you could just get chicks wasted.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
The baby oil came out, and you know, I got
side trucked.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
I was thinking about the diad lip freak offs.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
So you'd pour the ice clue shot. You would carve
two channels into the thing. Well, one time we did
one that looked like a big vagina and you were
putting your mouth bottom. That's people think the shots. That
one was pretty funny. But you'd carve two channels. You
know it look like a little look like shoots and ladders,
you know, the little little squiggler or whatever. And then
two people could be taking ice shots at the same time,
and one person you know from our house would be
(03:13):
standing up there pouring the shots. You pour the shot.
Then at the very end of right, when you finish pouring,
you drop a gummy bear in there, and that's your chaser.
The person at the bottom gets an icy cold sounds
really good, get an ice blue shot, and then a
little gummy bear chaser.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
I want that.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
I want to try that.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
And we were pouring that birthday dollar pop off fucking
vodka down that stuff.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
We were pouring the grossest shit ever.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
But it doesn't matter because it once it's ice cold
when it gets to you, a little water down, Oh delicious.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Love that you guys haven't.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Shot all right.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Another headline for you guys. This one says, just because
I'm pregnant doesn't mean I'm never horny. Why doesn't my
boyfriend understand this, Jess, you've never been pregnant. Seline has
been pregnant like I don't know forty times or something,
how many times you got it was this true? And
you're really you still want to get down while you
were pregnant or were you?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Like for me, it was the opposite. I had really
really bad morning sickness every single time and like did
not want to be so don't touch me by anybody.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Backup off this baby bump?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Yeah what was that just in the morning? But like,
what about at night or it is morning? Look, clearly
you've never been pregnant before.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
It's all day, all night thing.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
It was an all day affairs. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I
remember you yacked a couple of times. I think in
the studio trash can one time. Is that true? I
feel like you may before you were close to maybe
I did.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
I know, I know my first pregnancy from the drive in,
I would be like extra sick and I would have
to throw up every time I got here before coming
to the studio. The other ones I don't really remember.
I feel like there might have been some times I
probably got sick and had to run out.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Pregnancy is like a real son of a bitch. It's
like here, you got to carry.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
This thing around and.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Then on top of it, we're going to make you
feel sick.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Yeah, while you're doing that, and sex is the last
thing especially for me because I was really bad with
like feeling like gross, like you just feel like all
big and heavy and I'm swollen. Like that was the
furthest thing.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
I always felt like there was a somebody else watching,
like there is there's a kid, there's like there's another
party to this, and like they didn't sign up for this,
and then what are you doing to mom?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
You know you're not supposed to be doing that. Guys,
I'm in here like that's you know, weird.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
So yeah, but also I was married, so we had
just stopped doing it all together.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Yeah, but what about the guys that have like like
pregnant fetishes, So.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Then do they needs interest once the woman's not pregnant,
move on.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
To the next one. You gotta get someone else knocked up.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Weird, Well, you know, the bazoomers start bozooming a little more.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Maybe that's kind of cool. Yeah, I don't know. That
part's the thing.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Yeah, it is the thing. Do you guys want to
hear about the woman with two vaginas?
Speaker 4 (05:55):
I'm holding up two fingers, Yes, I do, one for
each one freach, Yes, I do.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
This woman named Annie Charlotte. I don't have her age.
Charlie she was diagnosed with like a really really rare condition.
She says that when she was a teenager, she had
gone to the doctor and the doctor was like, you
have two budgeans here.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
She didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
She didn't know. I mean, how would you know.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
I don't know anatomy class in the fifth grade, when
they start showing you that stuff, I.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Mean they show you that you have one. They don't
ever change you, like, hey, you might have to. I
think she was sixteen and went to the doctor. I like,
that's still The doctor was like it, there's like a
second hidden one here, and where was it?
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Hidi to the well.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
She says, the right one is a dominant one and
then the other one is like the more it's like
the smaller one that doesn't really get anything.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Yeah, I was like seventeen when I realized I had
two dongs and the doctor was like, there's a hidden
one back here. This whole time, I've always just used
the left one because it's more dominant, but the right
one like it's little.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Or to be weird a out if somebody you were
like hooking up, what told you that they had two?
Because she said, like a lot of guys are like confused,
like they could barely handle one. They're like, what do
you mean, Like there's there's another one, But she says
she's slept with hundreds of people, and like they they
just kind of get over it, like it's no big
deal in both. No, I think just the right dominance,
(07:18):
the dominant Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
The dominant region.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
I don't know why the other one's smaller. Wouldn't they
want that one?
Speaker 3 (07:22):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
Once you get tired, once you get tired of this one,
don't you move to the next one.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
That's what I thought.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Eventually you wind up in the never mind.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
What from from my bus from? Yeah, as you work
your way never mind, you're sick, you're gross. I don't
think i'd be weirded out by that guy. We don't
know our way around the first one.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
That's totally much.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
For you, No, because we don't.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Even if it was reversed and a guy had two,
I would be scared. I don't think I would want that.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Yeah, one of them would be cheating on you, for sure.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
I know one of them for sure, would I don't
think guys, I don't think we would even notice a secondagene.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
We were just I.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Thought you met, like this is all complicated.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Down here, said it until she tells them afterwards and
they're like, what do you mean?
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Like, yeah, I don't think any guy would notice.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
We would just assume it's all part of the mish
mash of stuff we don't understand. I don't know what's
what and where it goes into what, what's connected?
Speaker 3 (08:16):
What it's all down there? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Hilarious.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
I'm assuming she does only fans. I feel like anybody
would do something that's huge.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
She should. Oh she's twenty six years old. If anybody
cares about her age, I don't see anything about only fans.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Missed opportunity, missed opportunity. Dude, you can be hiding stuff
in that other one whoa surprise and then like you know,
like a little pocket.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Yeah, you think about the live streams, Jess, do.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
You have something you want to talk about.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Your just really quick. This woman posted to TikTok saying
that she blocked all She blocked her husband from all
of her social media.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Right for years. Why she just didn't?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
She was like, this is my own personal space, Like
I don't want you in it? Basically, which red flag?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Oh my god, Can you imagine if your spouse blocked
you and was like, just respect my space, that's.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Right, weird.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Don't get married if you if you don't want to
at least have your partner on your social media.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Is it weird? Like I don't even want personal space,
like like my man. My man probably does, but like
I don't like too bad, We're just going to be
like together forever.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
About when you're taking it down, Well then I do.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
I guess, yeah, that's only time probably.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
But she ends up unblocking him, right, and he was like,
why are you following this guy? Uh with the name
girth Master, which I don't know if you remember when
we talked.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
About him before. That sounds familiar. Why did we talk
about it?
Speaker 3 (09:40):
I remember him. He was a skinny, little white guy,
wasn't he?
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Yes? And he had like the big the biggest, right.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
He had something that wasn't skinny.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Yeah, let me look it up. I can't look at you.
Let me look it up in my work computer.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
I can't three that Selena is the one that forgot
about that.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
I know it's only the Master, yeah, but I don't
remember why.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
It's all right, the wallpaper, meet.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
The girth Master. The only fans creator who makes up
to eighty thousand dollars a month.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Interesting, how much eighty thousand dollars a month as girth master?
Can you imagine making that much?
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Dude?
Speaker 1 (10:19):
I would first, I'd show everything.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Yeah, for eighty grand a month. That's a lot of money.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
You would show everything.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
I feel like I would for eighty thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Like you being you or if you were girth master.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
If I was girth Master, and maybe you wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Wait, why do not you eighty grand?
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:37):
I might.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
I might do it too, because you damn anything.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
For eighty grand a month. I'm gonna work not that
many more years and then I'm gonna retire. I'm gonna
go play golf and sweat.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
I found this whole article on Rolling Stone about him,
but no pictures. I guess don't have to go.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
To the one that showed me the picture you sick.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Well, I don't want to look that up on the
work computer.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Okay. So let's say your partner is following somebody like this.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Are you okay with it?
Speaker 1 (11:02):
No?
Speaker 3 (11:03):
I got questions them, like my man is following?
Speaker 1 (11:08):
If your man is following, yeah, a bigger he was
following the lady you were just talking about.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
To Vagina's girl. Yeah, I know, we don't need to
do that.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
She needs a new she needs a new nickname, like
he's got girth Master, Like what double trouble or something. Yeah,
you know what I mean, it's gonna be something.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
So it would bother you if your wife is following
growth Master, Yes.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Like what do you I think it would be? I
think I would be Well, how do you feel about that?
Speaker 4 (11:37):
Because you know, look, my explorer page or whatever you
call it on Instagram feeds me a lot of content
and I don't know how the algorithm knows, but like
you know, there's some rather We've talked about this before,
some rather scantily clad ladies playing golf and whatnot.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
And every now and again, I'm not saying I click
on it, but.
Speaker 4 (11:55):
Like you know, you watch I've clicked on it, and
you know how it says like it shows you people
you know that are following Yeah, that person, right, And
that's probably part of the reason it's suggested it to me, Like, Hey,
your buddy's like this chick, maybe you want to follow
her too, right, And I'm a little sometimes I'm very
surprised that the names that pop up that are following
this person are people that are like very happily married
(12:18):
and like in long term relationships and stuff.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
They're not just my single buddies there.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
Guys are so like, how would you feel if like
your man was following a bunch of accounts like that.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Where it's just ladies posting, you know, very provocative.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Yeah, I don't think I wouldn't. I wouldn't be okay
with that.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Yeah, I wouldn't like it either. It just would feel
like he's maybe not doing like kind of like doing
it behind my back and like doesn't want me to
know what's weird, Like if.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
He were to watch like poorn or whatever, like as
long as he's not like addicted to it, Like I
don't care really, you know what I mean? So then
why is it not okay if it's somebody following someone else?
Speaker 3 (12:55):
I feel like, why do you.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
Got to take that extra step like follow someone like
I'm waiting to see their content each day. And there's
a lot of guys listening to this, They're like, what
are you talking about? I just follow who cares, doesn't matter.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
I would be weirded out if I looked at like
my wife's page and like everyone she follows like a
bunch of honky shirtless dudes, you know what.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
I'm like, Wait, wait a minute, Like it would bother
me too.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
Can't you just get that on your Explorer page or whatever.
You don't actually have to go follow them or like
like their posts and stuff.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
But it's also like it's also for me. It's it's
like a respect thing too, because anyone can go on
and see who you follow, not like people going on
and being like this is who he follows. Yeah wow,
and then they're you know, you stupid because that's your
man or whatever.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
I don't want to get my buddies in trouble or anything.
But yeah, Barry, you shouldn't you should.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
To say that. I didn't mean to say who, but
like I'm telling you, I was a little taken aback.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
But see it says he falls follows twelve hundred people,
so maybe he tries to hide him in there.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
That's a lot of people to follow, Barry. Yeah, very Gary, Barry, particularly.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
When some of them look like this.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
Geez, wait, I want to see I mean, I'm just saying, like,
you know, there's some like you know, like I feel
like this chick is an adult film star.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Any moose knuckles. That's the new trend.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
We talked about this weeks following.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
His name is Rachel Bush, Like that's your real name?
Speaker 1 (14:22):
All right, don't accidentally follow some.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
I'm the research double tip. I would never fall.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Of course you wouldn't because you love your wife.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
But he's got a good roster berry.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Wow, now Graham knows where to go.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Dang it.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
All right, we're wrapping this up. Thank you for listening
to everyone. Until next time.
Happy wild Thoughts Day, Oh wild thoughts Day.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Happy Tuesday, Jesse.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
You have to sing it.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Yourself, a very little wilde.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
I was erase it, Graham, What do you want to
talk about here?
Speaker 4 (00:19):
All? I got a couple of quick top line kind
of headlines I'm going to read to you guys, and
you can just one of them is the questions, so
you can just answer it. This was into an advice
call him online said my boyfriend is a hot, traveling musician.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
He also really likes to drink. Is he cheating on me? Yes?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Oh my god, what a stupid question.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
The answers, yes.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
No question.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Could you?
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Could you, ladies, date somebody that say, was in a
band or not stand up comic or something, and they
did have to travel all around and we're busy a
lot of night times and then go to a lot
of different cities.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
No.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Not if I'm not traveling with him, you're.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Not because it's this is there like constantly on the road.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
No, Plus they don't invite you because they want to
cheat on you.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
I'm not strong enough.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
What if that's like your Okay, but let's talk about this, Es.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
You're a man, he's really into like sports, commentating, what
if he lands the like his dream job, and he's
on college game day and he's got to go around
to all the different college campuses each weekend that I'm.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Okay with hot college students.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Yeah, hot cos want to have pillow fights in their room.
I went to college. Yeah, the parties, jell o shots,
ice luges, come on, you got to stick your mouth
on there. You've never taken an ice lugese before? Is
that really?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
What is that?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
You guys haven't lived? And ice lues is where you get.
It's like a big block of ice. It's huge.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
It's like probably four feet long, about ten inches thick,
and you mount it at an angle like a slope,
and then you carve a channel into it, and then
somebody at the top pours the booze in it, and
then down at the bottom you put your mouth on
the end of it. And by the time the booze
flows down the little water slide, it's icy cold.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Just boom. You take shots off the ice luge. You've
never done that?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
No, but I think I would only want to be
the first person. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Well, at least people aren't putting their mouth like all.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Through the y alcohol kills everything. You're pouring straight vodka
or whatever down that thing. One of those for the dude,
I can't believe you guys have never done this done
that we used to do. We found that when I
was in college and none of us had a lot
of money, but I lived in the house with ten
There were ten of us, and so we would when
we want to host a party, you know, you split
the bill ten ways.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
You could buy X number of kegs.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Kegs were really cheap and at this one liquor store,
and then we would go to the Santa Barbara Ice
Company and we would buy one big block of the ice.
And I don't know, it costs like fifty bucks or something,
but it was worth it because.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Man, you could just get chicks wasted.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
The baby oil came out, and you know, I got
side trucked.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
I was thinking about the diad lip freak offs.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
So you'd pour the ice clue shot. You would carve
two channels into the thing. Well, one time we did
one that looked like a big vagina and you were
putting your mouth bottom. That's people think the shots. That
one was pretty funny. But you'd carve two channels. You
know it look like a little look like shoots and ladders,
you know, the little little squiggler or whatever. And then
two people could be taking ice shots at the same time,
and one person you know from our house would be
(03:13):
standing up there pouring the shots. You pour the shot.
Then at the very end of right, when you finish pouring,
you drop a gummy bear in there, and that's your chaser.
The person at the bottom gets an icy cold sounds
really good, get an ice blue shot, and then a
little gummy bear chaser.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
I want that.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
I want to try that.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
And we were pouring that birthday dollar pop off fucking
vodka down that stuff.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
We were pouring the grossest shit ever.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
But it doesn't matter because it once it's ice cold
when it gets to you, a little water down, Oh delicious.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Love that you guys haven't.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Shot all right.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Another headline for you guys. This one says, just because
I'm pregnant doesn't mean I'm never horny. Why doesn't my
boyfriend understand this, Jess, you've never been pregnant. Seline has
been pregnant like I don't know forty times or something,
how many times you got it was this true? And
you're really you still want to get down while you
were pregnant or were you?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Like for me, it was the opposite. I had really
really bad morning sickness every single time and like did
not want to be so don't touch me by anybody.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Backup off this baby bump?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Yeah what was that just in the morning? But like,
what about at night or it is morning? Look, clearly
you've never been pregnant before.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
It's all day, all night thing.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
It was an all day affairs. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I
remember you yacked a couple of times. I think in
the studio trash can one time. Is that true? I
feel like you may before you were close to maybe
I did.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
I know, I know my first pregnancy from the drive in,
I would be like extra sick and I would have
to throw up every time I got here before coming
to the studio. The other ones I don't really remember.
I feel like there might have been some times I
probably got sick and had to run out.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Pregnancy is like a real son of a bitch. It's
like here, you got to carry.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
This thing around and.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Then on top of it, we're going to make you
feel sick.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Yeah, while you're doing that, and sex is the last
thing especially for me because I was really bad with
like feeling like gross, like you just feel like all
big and heavy and I'm swollen. Like that was the
furthest thing.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
I always felt like there was a somebody else watching,
like there is there's a kid, there's like there's another
party to this, and like they didn't sign up for this,
and then what are you doing to mom?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
You know you're not supposed to be doing that. Guys,
I'm in here like that's you know, weird.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
So yeah, but also I was married, so we had
just stopped doing it all together.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Yeah, but what about the guys that have like like
pregnant fetishes, So.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Then do they needs interest once the woman's not pregnant,
move on.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
To the next one. You gotta get someone else knocked up.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Weird, Well, you know, the bazoomers start bozooming a little more.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Maybe that's kind of cool. Yeah, I don't know. That
part's the thing.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Yeah, it is the thing. Do you guys want to
hear about the woman with two vaginas?
Speaker 4 (05:55):
I'm holding up two fingers, Yes, I do, one for
each one freach, Yes, I do.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
This woman named Annie Charlotte. I don't have her age.
Charlie she was diagnosed with like a really really rare condition.
She says that when she was a teenager, she had
gone to the doctor and the doctor was like, you
have two budgeans here.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
She didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
She didn't know. I mean, how would you know.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
I don't know anatomy class in the fifth grade, when
they start showing you that stuff, I.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Mean they show you that you have one. They don't
ever change you, like, hey, you might have to. I
think she was sixteen and went to the doctor. I like,
that's still The doctor was like it, there's like a
second hidden one here, and where was it?
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Hidi to the well.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
She says, the right one is a dominant one and
then the other one is like the more it's like
the smaller one that doesn't really get anything.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Yeah, I was like seventeen when I realized I had
two dongs and the doctor was like, there's a hidden
one back here. This whole time, I've always just used
the left one because it's more dominant, but the right
one like it's little.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Or to be weird a out if somebody you were
like hooking up, what told you that they had two?
Because she said, like a lot of guys are like confused,
like they could barely handle one. They're like, what do
you mean, Like there's there's another one, But she says
she's slept with hundreds of people, and like they they
just kind of get over it, like it's no big
deal in both. No, I think just the right dominance,
(07:18):
the dominant Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
The dominant region.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
I don't know why the other one's smaller. Wouldn't they
want that one?
Speaker 3 (07:22):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
Once you get tired, once you get tired of this one,
don't you move to the next one.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
That's what I thought.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Eventually you wind up in the never mind.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
What from from my bus from? Yeah, as you work
your way never mind, you're sick, you're gross. I don't
think i'd be weirded out by that guy. We don't
know our way around the first one.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
That's totally much.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
For you, No, because we don't.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Even if it was reversed and a guy had two,
I would be scared. I don't think I would want that.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Yeah, one of them would be cheating on you, for sure.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
I know one of them for sure, would I don't
think guys, I don't think we would even notice a secondagene.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
We were just I.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Thought you met, like this is all complicated.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Down here, said it until she tells them afterwards and
they're like, what do you mean?
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Like, yeah, I don't think any guy would notice.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
We would just assume it's all part of the mish
mash of stuff we don't understand. I don't know what's
what and where it goes into what, what's connected?
Speaker 3 (08:16):
What it's all down there? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Hilarious.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
I'm assuming she does only fans. I feel like anybody
would do something that's huge.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
She should. Oh she's twenty six years old. If anybody
cares about her age, I don't see anything about only fans.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Missed opportunity, missed opportunity. Dude, you can be hiding stuff
in that other one whoa surprise and then like you know,
like a little pocket.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Yeah, you think about the live streams, Jess, do.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
You have something you want to talk about.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Your just really quick. This woman posted to TikTok saying
that she blocked all She blocked her husband from all
of her social media.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Right for years. Why she just didn't?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
She was like, this is my own personal space, Like
I don't want you in it? Basically, which red flag?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Oh my god, Can you imagine if your spouse blocked
you and was like, just respect my space, that's.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Right, weird.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Don't get married if you if you don't want to
at least have your partner on your social media.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Is it weird? Like I don't even want personal space,
like like my man. My man probably does, but like
I don't like too bad, We're just going to be
like together forever.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
About when you're taking it down, Well then I do.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
I guess, yeah, that's only time probably.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
But she ends up unblocking him, right, and he was like,
why are you following this guy? Uh with the name
girth Master, which I don't know if you remember when
we talked.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
About him before. That sounds familiar. Why did we talk
about it?
Speaker 3 (09:40):
I remember him. He was a skinny, little white guy,
wasn't he?
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Yes? And he had like the big the biggest, right.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
He had something that wasn't skinny.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Yeah, let me look it up. I can't look at you.
Let me look it up in my work computer.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
I can't three that Selena is the one that forgot
about that.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
I know it's only the Master, yeah, but I don't
remember why.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
It's all right, the wallpaper, meet.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
The girth Master. The only fans creator who makes up
to eighty thousand dollars a month.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Interesting, how much eighty thousand dollars a month as girth master?
Can you imagine making that much?
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Dude?
Speaker 1 (10:19):
I would first, I'd show everything.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Yeah, for eighty grand a month. That's a lot of money.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
You would show everything.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
I feel like I would for eighty thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Like you being you or if you were girth master.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
If I was girth Master, and maybe you wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Wait, why do not you eighty grand?
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:37):
I might.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
I might do it too, because you damn anything.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
For eighty grand a month. I'm gonna work not that
many more years and then I'm gonna retire. I'm gonna
go play golf and sweat.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
I found this whole article on Rolling Stone about him,
but no pictures. I guess don't have to go.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
To the one that showed me the picture you sick.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Well, I don't want to look that up on the
work computer.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Okay. So let's say your partner is following somebody like this.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Are you okay with it?
Speaker 1 (11:02):
No?
Speaker 3 (11:03):
I got questions them, like my man is following?
Speaker 1 (11:08):
If your man is following, yeah, a bigger he was
following the lady you were just talking about.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
To Vagina's girl. Yeah, I know, we don't need to
do that.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
She needs a new she needs a new nickname, like
he's got girth Master, Like what double trouble or something. Yeah,
you know what I mean, it's gonna be something.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
So it would bother you if your wife is following
growth Master, Yes.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Like what do you I think it would be? I
think I would be Well, how do you feel about that?
Speaker 4 (11:37):
Because you know, look, my explorer page or whatever you
call it on Instagram feeds me a lot of content
and I don't know how the algorithm knows, but like
you know, there's some rather We've talked about this before,
some rather scantily clad ladies playing golf and whatnot.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
And every now and again, I'm not saying I click
on it, but.
Speaker 4 (11:55):
Like you know, you watch I've clicked on it, and
you know how it says like it shows you people
you know that are following Yeah, that person, right, And
that's probably part of the reason it's suggested it to me, Like, Hey,
your buddy's like this chick, maybe you want to follow
her too, right, And I'm a little sometimes I'm very
surprised that the names that pop up that are following
this person are people that are like very happily married
(12:18):
and like in long term relationships and stuff.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
They're not just my single buddies there.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
Guys are so like, how would you feel if like
your man was following a bunch of accounts like that.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Where it's just ladies posting, you know, very provocative.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Yeah, I don't think I wouldn't. I wouldn't be okay
with that.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Yeah, I wouldn't like it either. It just would feel
like he's maybe not doing like kind of like doing
it behind my back and like doesn't want me to
know what's weird, Like if.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
He were to watch like poorn or whatever, like as
long as he's not like addicted to it, Like I
don't care really, you know what I mean? So then
why is it not okay if it's somebody following someone else?
Speaker 3 (12:55):
I feel like, why do you.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
Got to take that extra step like follow someone like
I'm waiting to see their content each day. And there's
a lot of guys listening to this, They're like, what
are you talking about? I just follow who cares, doesn't matter.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
I would be weirded out if I looked at like
my wife's page and like everyone she follows like a
bunch of honky shirtless dudes, you know what.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
I'm like, Wait, wait a minute, Like it would bother
me too.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
Can't you just get that on your Explorer page or whatever.
You don't actually have to go follow them or like
like their posts and stuff.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
But it's also like it's also for me. It's it's
like a respect thing too, because anyone can go on
and see who you follow, not like people going on
and being like this is who he follows. Yeah wow,
and then they're you know, you stupid because that's your
man or whatever.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
I don't want to get my buddies in trouble or anything.
But yeah, Barry, you shouldn't you should.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
To say that. I didn't mean to say who, but
like I'm telling you, I was a little taken aback.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
But see it says he falls follows twelve hundred people,
so maybe he tries to hide him in there.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
That's a lot of people to follow, Barry. Yeah, very Gary, Barry, particularly.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
When some of them look like this.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
Geez, wait, I want to see I mean, I'm just saying, like,
you know, there's some like you know, like I feel
like this chick is an adult film star.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Any moose knuckles. That's the new trend.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
We talked about this weeks following.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
His name is Rachel Bush, Like that's your real name?
Speaker 1 (14:22):
All right, don't accidentally follow some.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
I'm the research double tip. I would never fall.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Of course you wouldn't because you love your wife.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
But he's got a good roster berry.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Wow, now Graham knows where to go.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Dang it.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
All right, we're wrapping this up. Thank you for listening
to everyone. Until next time.
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