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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Happy, wild thoughts day. Isn't it a Tuesday? A beautiful
day in the neighborhood?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Yeah, wild thoughts? What's up really quick?
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Round the room?
Speaker 4 (00:06):
Anyone like to admit that they've tapped into the sex
toys that doctor Sadie dropped on us?
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Oh my god, I forgot about those bad too.
Speaker 5 (00:14):
I put them in the closet because I didn't want
them to be in the back of one of my videos.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
So nobody's opened up any of the gifts. I've asked
this now.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
I've checked in on well thoughts a couple of times now,
figuring by now somebody would have used there.
Speaker 6 (00:26):
In my closet hitting so hidden so well, I literally
forgot they were there. But they're hidden because my kids
always go in there and like go through shit, and
they hide behind my clothes and stuff.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
But can't you just put it higher than them? Your
kids aren't that tall. You just put it on a
higher shelf.
Speaker 6 (00:41):
Yeah, no, it is, okay, That's what I'm saying, But
like it's up there, out of sight, out of mind.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Wait, what about you, because you had some in your car?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Yeah, they look so in your car.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Luckily I remember that they were back there because I
had to drop my car off at the shop again.
Shout out to DNA Auto and Nevado for getting my
check engine like turn off after two years and get
in my car to pass smunk. But I remember that
they were back there when I was dropping the car off, and.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Oh, so they were still in there.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
They were still in the back of the car, and
I'm like, oh my god, these guys are going to
discover a giant bag of sex toys if I leave
them here. And luckily I pulled them out the last second.
Now what I forgot. The part where I kind of
screwed up is I took that bag and I brought
it home in my wife's car. And when I got home,
I walked in the front door and I just set
(01:29):
him down. Later, I went to pick up my kids
and then they came running the house and I'm pretty
sure they looked in the bag and they were like, oh, toys,
because it looks like some of the things looked like
there were candies or other stuff like that. I don't
That's the thing.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
And my kids are kind of sneaky like that, like
they'll take stuff and not tell you, and even if
you ask them. Hey, did you guys grow kind of
lie lecture cane, they'll tell you a lie.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
So I don't know some of that.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
I haven't taken a full inventory in there, nor did
I have a starting inventory, so I don't really know.
Speaker 6 (01:57):
I feel like we just got to take everything in
his donate it to somebody thing, right, I mean, Chety
just walked in here.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
I feel like she would love these things.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Do you want some secondhand sex toys?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
No, I'm okay, that's a lie.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
I think the downstairs DJ could always.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Use extra equipment.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Some equipment for her new set list. Just a thought.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
I'm just saying, hashtag, just saying anyways, all right, well,
can that be your assignment? Either donate it to a sexless.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Person, donated to cheaty, or let's.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Use them so then we can get a report.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Okakay, I will say.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
The other day I thought about it because that would
like we haven't we haven't like talked, you know, I.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Literally forgot that we even had these things.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
I thought about it, but then I just didn't pull
them out of the class.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
And sex toys not used.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
It doesn't realize it's full potential in life, you know,
like it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Yeah, so anyways, that's your homework.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Okay, I got a question. Sure, I was reading about
this girl, and I don't know.
Speaker 6 (02:55):
Where girls are finding guys to just send them money
for stupid shit. She says that she got paid five
hundred dollars to send a video of her eating a sandwich,
she got paid two hundred dollars for sending a guy
a mean voice note, one hundred dollars for a Snapchat
picture of her sleeping and she had to caption it,
(03:16):
You'll never be able to be here with me, And
five hundred and seventy dollars for a video of her
stomping on a picture of a pig.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Where are where?
Speaker 6 (03:26):
Where are these guys that are paying money for dumb
shit like this on the dark web? And Graham, would
you let your wife do these things to get some money?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I think for you guys, some of them.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
If it was a video of her eating a sandwich, sure,
But if it's a video of her stomping on some
dude's nuts, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
You know, I think there's a line, right.
Speaker 6 (03:48):
Yeah, yeah, I mean, we don't have to involve anyone else.
These are just things of her, picture of her sleeping, picture,
of her stomping around in a certain pair of shoes
or whatever.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
You'd be fine with that.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
I mean it sounds a little creepy though. It's just weird.
Everything has a price, though.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Yeah, it's like she's meeting up with the person.
Speaker 6 (04:04):
True, just send a picture, he sends the cash app
and extra money.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
You posting videos, explicit videos on OnlyFans, It's not like
you're meeting up with all the people that are watching it.
Speaker 6 (04:14):
Yeah, but these aren't even sexual I get that, So
you'd be okay with it.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
I stomp on a pig picture for five hundred.
Speaker 6 (04:20):
Dollars, like hello, start doing it, and I'd be mad
if my man didn't let me be like hello, five
hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
I know I think he would do. I think he'd
take the video for me.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Okay, But like, what is stopping us then from making
this money?
Speaker 6 (04:32):
I don't know where to find these guys, did you question?
Speaker 4 (04:35):
You've got to be on one of these sites where
people see you and then they're reaching out to you
to procure video content.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
That's the thing is, I don't want them to actually
see my face.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
I just want to do those yeah, or know who
I am?
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Yeah, like yeah, the video of you eating a sandwich,
We're going to see your face.
Speaker 6 (04:52):
We are, and I'm not a cute eater. Like, if
that's what you want, I mean by all me.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
Maybe they like the like messing it like probably somebody
to like just just eat it.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
However you would eat it where women pervs like men,
Because I'm all for this. You want to take it, like,
pay me for a video of any of that stuff,
I would for sure do it. But the market isn't there.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
No, it's not.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
If she gets two hundred bucks for a sandwich, I'd
get like five bucks.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
It's not even worth my time.
Speaker 6 (05:21):
If there was somebody who wanted to pay you money,
would your wife be okay with it?
Speaker 4 (05:26):
I'm not gonna tell her. Probably meaning what you do
it and everything has a price, Yeah, of course.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
Let's say it was just like a video of you,
like bringing groceries from your car to the.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
My wife would be a specific outfit though, whoa whoa,
whoa whoa what's the specific outfit? It sounds like Jess's
visualized this before she's thought about it. You just have
to go out and get a couple of bags of groceries.
But yeah, you're wearing assless chat that's justice fantasy.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Obviously, I'm so disgusting.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Lucky them, Oh looky Lucky the lucky then that's disgusting.
That's a lot of money though, Just anything to throw
into this wild thought. Any questions you'd like answered. I
asked a question, then Selena asked a question, and now
you have the floor.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Any questions we could explain how certain things were.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Yeah, I saw this.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
I saw this video right on TikTok, and I want
to know what you guys, I guess, have to say
about it, or I want to know if you've heard
about this.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Why are you getting all nervous?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Because why are you all blushy?
Speaker 3 (06:27):
So this woman said she was like why am I?
Why am I just.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
Learning that when you get older as a woman, you
kind of lose some of your lips.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
I guess.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
Which ones probably, And then people were in the comments
were like, oh, it's the Manora.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
The Manora goes away. You just wake up one day.
This is the It's gone.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
That's the way.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
So you have the majora and then you have the Manora,
not the men noora for like you know, Hanka, not
that one, does it?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
I mean, wait, what do you mean it just goes away?
Where did you go?
Speaker 5 (07:10):
I don't know if it just shrinks up or like
does it fall off? Does it just like pack up
its little bags and like head on vacation, Like we're
done here?
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Okay, Well, the lips on your face right as you
get older probably lose some of their plumpness and fullness.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Yes, and that's how people get filler.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
Yeah, so is there filler for down there because you
like lose the everything.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
I guess I would assume those are filled with a
similar whatever your lips are filled with, right, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
I don't know what's inside. I don't know what's inside
of your lips.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
Yeah, but a lot of people in the comments were like,
why am I learning this through a TikTok? Like I'm
about to call on my grandma, see if she's still
ask her.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
We should all call her moms right now?
Speaker 4 (07:44):
And yeah, there's there's our looking check on their curtains. Okay,
are you dialing your mom right now?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
No, I'm going to google this. Oh no, I'm not
going to actually ask my mom how our meat curtains.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
I don't know you're sitting in front of three computer
screens and you whip out your phone right there, call your.
Speaker 6 (07:59):
Mom on the work computer. Give me ship for looking
up weird stuff. Yes, and I don't want my kids
to ployment.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
It happens with the menopause, I believe, according to TikTok,
what does it say? According to TikTok, someone said, uh,
the manora disappears, not the.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Majoraip Okay, so that's the thing.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
They disappear. They just shrink because of lack of hormones.
Speaker 6 (08:26):
It says low estrogen, why not the other onesumpness and fullness,
and sometimes it will disappear completely. The medical term for
this is genitorinary syndrome of menopause or vaginal atrophy, and
it affects up to eighty five percent of women.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Is there a picture?
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Let me go to images before and after?
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Yeah, let me see.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
I don't want to look. I don't want to look.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Where is it?
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Look at that?
Speaker 2 (08:56):
This is the before and that's the after? But what
if that that's oh my god?
Speaker 1 (09:03):
What is that?
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Maybe that's another condition?
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Why did that one?
Speaker 3 (09:09):
My god? Wait?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
What this was missing everything?
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Why are you zooming into everything?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Why not? I don't hear?
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Oh and the just the discoloration. Oh my god, we did.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
Okay, that one illustration was a pretty stark before and after.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Do you think the transformation is that pronounced? Because one
of them talk says it is.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
One of them was like full roast beef sandwich, that
everything's falling out the sides of the sandwich.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
And then the next it was like gone.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Someone said not everyone loses it. Oh yeah, used.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Eighty five percent of women.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
If you don't use it, you lose.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Everybody knows that, all.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Right, Time now for the JB shows. Who would you
do in our Wild Thoughts podcast? Jess, you have the floor?
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Okay, who would you do? Walton Goggins?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Oh no?
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Or Ben Affleck?
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Ben Affleck.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
I don't know Ben Walton.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
I don't want to do Walton. But Ben is like
he's so bland.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
His mouth is gonna taste like cigarettes and he's gonna
be just.
Speaker 6 (10:15):
Like Walton Goggins tastes like a hair ball. I'm sure
so which one.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
But Walton Goggins is the guy right now.
Speaker 6 (10:22):
I don't hear so Harry, I don't care Ben Affleck.
At least I think I would have to go with
at least the j LOW effects.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Yeah, but Walton Goggins is more fit than Ben.
Speaker 5 (10:35):
I like a dad bod Okay, interesting Graham, who would you?
Speaker 2 (10:40):
I'm gonna go.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Ben Affleck Okay, Walton Goggins or Jonah Hill Walton h
what do you that's Walton all the way?
Speaker 1 (10:54):
No, nothing, there's not a single person on it.
Speaker 5 (10:58):
Hill just gives awkward vibes like he's just gonna be
so often.
Speaker 6 (11:03):
Yeah, it's awkward, but it'll be like the best night
of his life because you know, he doesn't get any
I see.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
I think it's the opposite. I think he slays a
bunch and he's gonna treat you like a piece of garbage.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
He's gonna be like I've done way hotter.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
I cannot There's there's not a single name, you know.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Yeah, I'm going Jona Hill.
Speaker 5 (11:18):
I'm looking at pictures of Walters a take old guy
right now.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Care there's not a you know, the mask. Jim Carrey, Yeah,
that's what he looks like.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
He does kind of look okay, Walton Goggins or Jim Carrey.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Jim Carrey.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Yeah, that was easy, Jim Carrey.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Jim Carrey's getting how old is Jim Carrey?
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Jim Carrey's getting up there.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Let me see, he's got to be well into his sixties.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
Right, Okay, Walton Goggins or Will Ferrell.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
My god, Will Ferrell?
Speaker 6 (11:50):
For sure, that might be the one person I go Wilton,
I mean Walton.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Oh come on, Will Ferrell is the best.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Yeah, how old is Jim Carrey?
Speaker 3 (11:59):
Jim Carrie is sixty three?
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Sixty three, Okay, he's younger.
Speaker 6 (12:03):
Than Okay, so pick Walton Goggins or Will Ferrell Walton
Walton farreh.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
I just wouldn't be able to take him seriously too.
Speaker 6 (12:14):
You've seen too many SNL sketches. You've seen I've seen
elf too.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Many want to wear a little ELF clauses? Oh god, weird,
that's what I would do?
Speaker 4 (12:23):
Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Any anybody else?
Speaker 4 (12:28):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (12:28):
I really like when you guys leave us talkbacks. Oh yeah, like,
who would you rather?
Speaker 6 (12:32):
Let's get that going again because we can include those
in like next weeks.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
This is an interactive Wild Thoughts show. Feel free to
leave talkbacks, We'll set them aside and then we can
answer them here.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Right, I like it? All right, Well, let's get the
hell out of here.