September 23, 2025 • 16 mins
On today's episode we talk about pregnancies, handshake grips and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Wild thoughts.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
We did not do one last week because Graham, I
think you were shitting your pants.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
I was getting my butthole probed well the day before.
Oh that's right, I was.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
You're prepping to get your butthole.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Prepping for the probe, and yeah, I was definitely going
to the bathroom. I want to know a final count
on the amount of toilet flushes that I had leading
up to that procedure, because that was a big number.
You guys, I'm all about conserving water. I'm the guy
running around the house like the showers running. What are
you doing? Get in there, You're waste to stop wasting water,
(00:33):
and then and then you just look.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
You're got to save it for dad's colonoscopy.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Here I am flushing the toilet like forty times in
a two day span, and you know, I'm on a
septic system, Selena, So that means like all those flushes
are just going into the ground right next to my
kid's swing set. They have a swing that's right next
to it.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
That is so gross.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Anytime I see him out there swinging on that thing,
I'm like, man, they're like six inches from a just
bubble it up next to their feet.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
The other thing that we have been it's been like
a constant theme on the JV Show is listener Amira
from Utah getting married. And then we found out that,
you know, her and her new husband, they did it
for the first time ever.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
They were saving themselves for marriage, so it was a
really big deal.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Yeah, she did leave us a follow up talk back
about the honeymoon.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Oh, good morning, JV Show. This is your favorite Utah listener, Amira.
One detail I forgot to share with you guys is
we got married on a Friday and by Monday, I
had a UTA So I had to text my sister
in law and tell her ask her to send me
a prescription to Utah and then transfer it to California
(01:46):
to Hawaii. And so yeah, she had no night done
the deed.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
I think everybody knew that you guys did it though, right,
well everybody in.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
The Bay Area because we told everybody, but I mean
even their family, Your families know that you're gonna do it.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Yeah, it's your honeymoon. They know you're going to smash
and like they've seen you like just thirsting after each
other this entire time.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Just it's awkward though It's one thing to like know
that they know.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
But when you like actually know that they know, like
like you're pregnant or something, it's so awkward.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
I mean, I'm avoiding. I'm taking a route I could
other than texting the sister in law or you know,
if it was the brother in law, let's say, to
let them know that I've gotten a UTI because I'm
smashing their sibling. Like no, I will find some shady
online pharmacy in Canada or something and get the medicine
(02:38):
that way before I the sister in law.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
I would feel comfortable texting my sister in laws.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
You just got married to them. They're not your sister
in law. They just became your sister in law.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Yeah, but I mean hopefully you had maybe in a
mirror's case, she had a relationship with her to her
prior as they met that day.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
I don't anything like that with you, even more right, Yeah,
bonding over your brothers putting his dick in you, Yeah,
and a dirty one at that.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Like, I just love bonding with my new sister. Can
we talk about dirty? Can we talk about your brother's penis?
Because I've hit ut I and I just love bonding
with you. Gallas you guys want to go get some Starbucks.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
I would, honestly I would. I would feel comfortable going
to my sister in laws.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
That's great. I would exhaust any other route possible. I'm
drinking the cranberry juice, whatever it takes to deal with
that ut. I on my own something that's.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Better than like having to actually go to a doctor.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
I mean she see I mean from that talk bag,
it seems like she works in the medical fields and
could like write a prescription.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
So I mean that be it's going to an actual
ID rather to a stranger.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
I wrote it from there and got it sent to Hawaii.
She said, Yeah, that's that that comes in clutch.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
You just tell you you're.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
That's how you know your badge is in some pain.
Get this prescription out to Hawaii stats.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
That means now she left to follow up talk back.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Oh, I also didn't know that a symptom of UTI
is like abdominal cramping type stuff. And I low key
thought that I was pregnant or like getting pregnant and
I have an ID and I was like mortified. Not
that I don't want children, but me and my husband
have both agreed that we don't want children. For at
least five years because I have to go to grad
(04:24):
school to get a master's degree. And yeah, that would
just put a wrench in her plans. And yeah, so
I was freaking out.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
I cannot think of anything worse. It's your honeymoon. You
just barely got busy for like the first couple of
times ever, and then all of this starts happening.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
And all of a sudden, you think you're pregnant and
your whole career is about to oh my god, derailed.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
But your wedding is on a Friday. You smash, you
get to Hawaii, you smash, you know, on the Saturday.
By Monday you think you think you're already pregnant.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Well, this was the first time that they Yeah, she's saw,
she's experienced.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
I understand, it's the first time. You're also an adult
where that has taken some degree of sex education, right, Like,
I feel like you know something about how this all works.
It's not like you're flying into this completely blind, Like
what's as I've never seen one before, Like, you know
stuff about stuff. You don't think you're getting pregnant like
forty eight hours later, do you?
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Right?
Speaker 5 (05:20):
But also I think if she's like experiencing like cramps
that she hadn't like or feelings that she hadn't experienced
before in her body. Then maybe she's like, oh, no,
is this way? And the thing is, I feel like
any sort of symptom that you google, or any sort
of cramp that you google Google will tell you you're pregnant.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
R it might be one of the causes.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Let's go back to tell So how long does it
take for someone to get pregnant? Thank Graham, implantation to happen, right,
because I feel like you do start cramping is like
one of the first things is it like in not instantaneous,
but in the in the I want to say, within
the first week, it's like one of the first things you.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Like, feel weird.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Well, how long I don't?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
It's not like it's not like I I didn't know
I was pregnant.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
Well, did it happen to you like in the movies
where all of a sudden they just have to go
throw up in the bathroom and then you're like, oh
my god, I think I'm pregnant.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Really no, no, you feel like for me, at least,
I would like feel queasy, but I didn't know I
was pregnant. I feel like it wasn't until I knew
that I was pregnant that I started throwing up, because
then I'm.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Like in my head, like, well, this is what it is.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
I feel sick y act in a trash can one
time in the studio. I remember that I don't know
about traditional pregnancy. Both my kids were conceived in a lab,
so I don't really know. But my wife did have
implantation cramping once the embryo. I mean it's implanted in you,
(06:48):
so I guess it's already sort of taking hold, but
there is now associated with that. I don't know. They
implant it right there on the spot. You watch them
do it on the screen.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
They but then likes were immediate for that thing there?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Well, I can't tell. It all looks the same on
the screen. You're like, I don't know what they're doing what,
but I see a little thing moving and that's that.
I mean, they're implanting something TC you know it.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Stink right tiny wow.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
But isn't there a certain amount of time allotted for
the swimmer to then reach the egg, fertilize the egg,
and then the egg to.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Implant I'm sure there is. I I'm just saying I
don't even know what that is, so I understand a mirror.
Not even knowing that is a failure of our public.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
You know what I mean system.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
And I've been and I've been pregnant before.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
That's what I'm saying, because it would be.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Who knows which time, like and of all the time,
all the smashing that was happening, which one was it?
Speaker 3 (07:39):
So who knows it's.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
That is a major failure of the public education system.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
I didn't even go to public school.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Well there you go, but I'm saying we should have
that level of sex education.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
Oh, it was just too much information, right, because it
says between six to twelve days after ovulation.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Is when you can get pregnant.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Is when implantation happens.
Speaker 5 (08:06):
So there is something when the egg attaches to the
uterine wall.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
You don't just like, you know, pound some dude in
the bathroom that you just met at a party and
then you're like, I'm pregnant the next day.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
In other words, it does take. Yes, And sometimes did.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
Kate have like sort of an easy pregnancy or not
so much in terms of like symptoms and stuff. Because
I've heard that it has a lot to do with
like the health of the man on how like bad
your symptoms are going to be as the woman.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
So you're saying Selena's man not healthy because she was
throwing up, No, I mean throwing up.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
I feel like seems I don't think that's really true.
All of my pregnancies were really bad.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Oh really, I can't remember Kate's. I feel like they
were other than her cankles, they were like pretty Remember
we even posted a picture one time because even she
was like, how is this real? Like we because she
was working out and exercising up until, you know, pretty
late in the pregnancy. And one time we were at
(09:06):
the gym and she just looked down and she's like,
this is like you have to take a picture. I
heard her kinkle. It spilled over the top, Oh my god,
over jim shoe, her jim shoe. The laces were just
holding on for dear life. I think that was the
I don't think she had a lot of mourning sickness
or anything like that. I think she had a pretty
good but I could be totally mis misremembering that. But
(09:27):
I don't remember ever throwing up like nauseous in the
in the bathroom. Let's go back to talking about a mirror.
Please please, Penis, please over some Starbucks lattes with the
with the with our besties. Just talk about your brother's
Penis Tomore. Yeah, he dirty dicked her and then you
(09:48):
know you, I'm kidding.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
No, but I don't want her to hear this and
be like, wow, you guys are talking about my husband.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Husband, just joking about the dirty deep part. Take that
part out of the podcast, because that was just a joke.
We're not We're just I was just saying I'd be
uncomfortable having that discussion with that new family member. Got
you post doing the deed.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
By the way, that's staying in the podcast, so that no.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
No, I just took it out. See I've redacted it
from here. It's now been redacted, and I'm like to
go on record and say it redacted. And I'm so
so happy for for a Mira, And she's never said
her dude's name, so I don't know who to congratulate.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Congratulations, congratulations.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
So I saw this study of what adult virgins all
have in common.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Okay, if you would like to know one thing they
all have not had sech Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Well, there's that other characteristics.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
According to this research, sexlessness is links to a mix
of genetics. I'm just reading this straight social quirks on
the kind of lifestyle choices that these people are living now.
For men, the main ones for video games in your
mom's face, actors like grip strength, what what how? I
(11:09):
guess if you're weaker. They just they just found a correlation. Guys, guys,
you shake their hands and they're like barely it's.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
A softy that ties to their confidence. God, yeah, I
swear I want to.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
I'm sorry, but if somebody gives me a handshake and
it's like the wimpiest thing ever, I want to punch
you in the.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Judging I'm judging, but I feel But then because I
know that, and like we you know, just being in
this industry, we've met a million people were always shaking hands.
So I've always done like a very firm heartshake, and
then it makes me feel like so manly.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Like a man handshake, and you have a little whimpy one.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Like I respect that.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Like I feel so masculine doing that.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Man or women, you have to have a firm handshake, agreed.
I can't stand the little side shake.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
It's like a little just like if you're just holding.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Their fingers, fingers or whatever. No handshake. You gotta lock
that area between your thumb and your pointer finger. You
extend it there, makes kind of a squeegee. You gotta
lock the squeegees together.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Like you mean business.
Speaker 5 (12:13):
But also don't overdo it because don't like, don't crack
my like squeeze.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
I don't do the squeeze.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
No mild squeeze is acceptable because that's how you know
it's firm.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
It's not a squeeze. It's more like a little press.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
No, I don't like the squeeze. People have squeezed me
like I have a corn handshake. But don't you don't
need to squeeze my hands.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Well, how do you know it's firm?
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Just a firm grip, A firm grip my fingers together
like you're squeezing it.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
You should have such wimpy little thing.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
I can't help it anyway.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
So for men, factors like grip strength, body size, okay,
income what snoring?
Speaker 1 (12:50):
No, because you don't know that stores till after you
smash them.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
They just found that this is these are just there's
a correlation here. Interesting mobile phone habits, and it's not
people that are on their phone a lot.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
It's actually the opposite. They're barely on their phone.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
And they they saw that they saw a link to
these people being more isolated than others.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Okay, I see the time, are you going to smash
if you're not swiping?
Speaker 3 (13:13):
And this one I don't get.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
But they found that having somebody to confide in, like
these guys have friends that they can confide in, And
they were more strongly associated with sexless sexlessness.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
If you do have someone or don't actually do Oh interesting.
Speaker 5 (13:28):
But I would think that those people would be then
like kind of encouraging you to get out there and
like find someone.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
So that's strange that and or answering your questions about
the female anatomy.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Like true for women.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Most of the things were like work related, like like
how many hours worked per week? Like they're working too
much to have time to to ever have sex. Also,
this I could see what both men and women have
in common that have never ever, you know, had any
action before. They have higher cognitive abilities, like they're smarter.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Too smart, too smart to do it with us. Yeah,
like I'm not wasting my brain power.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
That might kind of tie into like stereotypical nerdy features,
being Hella smart wearing glasses at an early age, because
that like knocks so much off their confidence that that
kind of just follows them into adulthood.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Hot glasses chick is a thing.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
It is now, But when you're younger wearing glasses, you're
just getting bullied at school.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
But at least before you know, just you wear glasses,
talk to talk to us.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
I poly wouldn't.
Speaker 5 (14:34):
I purposely didn't wear them for a very long time
because I didn't want to look ugly. Because I wear
them now because obviously I have realized that they can
look good.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Do you wear contacts most of the time.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Yeah, I don't think it's because you realize they look good.
I feel like you do think that people that wear
glasses are ugly. But now that you have in uh
a fiance, you can be ugly.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
You can go back to sweat pretty feeling.
Speaker 5 (15:05):
Selena, your eyesight I have perfect, I say, I've never
contact look at me neither.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Yes, it's perfect, although I feel like lately it's just.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
It'll go eventually.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
I'm twenty eight and a half. I feel like it's
starting to slip, just just.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
A tiny bit doctor Scott Hiber Yeah, no, I can't
wait as an envision.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Would you ever get that procedure? Just my sister got it?
Life changing changing.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
It takes like seconds you walk out the door, you
can see perfectly.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
I just I don't know what a life like that
would be.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Like a robot and a laser, it's like fool proof,
yea with pint nine percent of the times, and you
would be that point when point the laser burns your
eyeballs right out of your skull. But otherwise, like I
think you should.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Do it all right, thinks better about it.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
I don't know, but we got to get out of
here to get the funk out Tuesday it is.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
We've been here long enough.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Holy crap.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
You guys have a great rust of your day, and
thanks for listening to this ship.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Yeah,
Wild thoughts.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
We did not do one last week because Graham, I
think you were shitting your pants.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
I was getting my butthole probed well the day before.
Oh that's right, I was.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
You're prepping to get your butthole.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Prepping for the probe, and yeah, I was definitely going
to the bathroom. I want to know a final count
on the amount of toilet flushes that I had leading
up to that procedure, because that was a big number.
You guys, I'm all about conserving water. I'm the guy
running around the house like the showers running. What are
you doing? Get in there, You're waste to stop wasting water,
(00:33):
and then and then you just look.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
You're got to save it for dad's colonoscopy.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Here I am flushing the toilet like forty times in
a two day span, and you know, I'm on a
septic system, Selena, So that means like all those flushes
are just going into the ground right next to my
kid's swing set. They have a swing that's right next
to it.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
That is so gross.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Anytime I see him out there swinging on that thing,
I'm like, man, they're like six inches from a just
bubble it up next to their feet.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
The other thing that we have been it's been like
a constant theme on the JV Show is listener Amira
from Utah getting married. And then we found out that,
you know, her and her new husband, they did it
for the first time ever.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
They were saving themselves for marriage, so it was a
really big deal.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Yeah, she did leave us a follow up talk back
about the honeymoon.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Oh, good morning, JV Show. This is your favorite Utah listener, Amira.
One detail I forgot to share with you guys is
we got married on a Friday and by Monday, I
had a UTA So I had to text my sister
in law and tell her ask her to send me
a prescription to Utah and then transfer it to California
(01:46):
to Hawaii. And so yeah, she had no night done
the deed.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
I think everybody knew that you guys did it though, right,
well everybody in.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
The Bay Area because we told everybody, but I mean
even their family, Your families know that you're gonna do it.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Yeah, it's your honeymoon. They know you're going to smash
and like they've seen you like just thirsting after each
other this entire time.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Just it's awkward though It's one thing to like know
that they know.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
But when you like actually know that they know, like
like you're pregnant or something, it's so awkward.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
I mean, I'm avoiding. I'm taking a route I could
other than texting the sister in law or you know,
if it was the brother in law, let's say, to
let them know that I've gotten a UTI because I'm
smashing their sibling. Like no, I will find some shady
online pharmacy in Canada or something and get the medicine
(02:38):
that way before I the sister in law.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
I would feel comfortable texting my sister in laws.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
You just got married to them. They're not your sister
in law. They just became your sister in law.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Yeah, but I mean hopefully you had maybe in a
mirror's case, she had a relationship with her to her
prior as they met that day.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
I don't anything like that with you, even more right, Yeah,
bonding over your brothers putting his dick in you, Yeah,
and a dirty one at that.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Like, I just love bonding with my new sister. Can
we talk about dirty? Can we talk about your brother's penis?
Because I've hit ut I and I just love bonding
with you. Gallas you guys want to go get some Starbucks.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
I would, honestly I would. I would feel comfortable going
to my sister in laws.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
That's great. I would exhaust any other route possible. I'm
drinking the cranberry juice, whatever it takes to deal with
that ut. I on my own something that's.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Better than like having to actually go to a doctor.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
I mean she see I mean from that talk bag,
it seems like she works in the medical fields and
could like write a prescription.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
So I mean that be it's going to an actual
ID rather to a stranger.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
I wrote it from there and got it sent to Hawaii.
She said, Yeah, that's that that comes in clutch.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
You just tell you you're.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
That's how you know your badge is in some pain.
Get this prescription out to Hawaii stats.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
That means now she left to follow up talk back.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Oh, I also didn't know that a symptom of UTI
is like abdominal cramping type stuff. And I low key
thought that I was pregnant or like getting pregnant and
I have an ID and I was like mortified. Not
that I don't want children, but me and my husband
have both agreed that we don't want children. For at
least five years because I have to go to grad
(04:24):
school to get a master's degree. And yeah, that would
just put a wrench in her plans. And yeah, so
I was freaking out.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
I cannot think of anything worse. It's your honeymoon. You
just barely got busy for like the first couple of
times ever, and then all of this starts happening.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
And all of a sudden, you think you're pregnant and
your whole career is about to oh my god, derailed.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
But your wedding is on a Friday. You smash, you
get to Hawaii, you smash, you know, on the Saturday.
By Monday you think you think you're already pregnant.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Well, this was the first time that they Yeah, she's saw,
she's experienced.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
I understand, it's the first time. You're also an adult
where that has taken some degree of sex education, right, Like,
I feel like you know something about how this all works.
It's not like you're flying into this completely blind, Like
what's as I've never seen one before, Like, you know
stuff about stuff. You don't think you're getting pregnant like
forty eight hours later, do you?
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Right?
Speaker 5 (05:20):
But also I think if she's like experiencing like cramps
that she hadn't like or feelings that she hadn't experienced
before in her body. Then maybe she's like, oh, no,
is this way? And the thing is, I feel like
any sort of symptom that you google, or any sort
of cramp that you google Google will tell you you're pregnant.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
R it might be one of the causes.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Let's go back to tell So how long does it
take for someone to get pregnant? Thank Graham, implantation to happen, right,
because I feel like you do start cramping is like
one of the first things is it like in not instantaneous,
but in the in the I want to say, within
the first week, it's like one of the first things you.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Like, feel weird.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Well, how long I don't?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
It's not like it's not like I I didn't know
I was pregnant.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
Well, did it happen to you like in the movies
where all of a sudden they just have to go
throw up in the bathroom and then you're like, oh
my god, I think I'm pregnant.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Really no, no, you feel like for me, at least,
I would like feel queasy, but I didn't know I
was pregnant. I feel like it wasn't until I knew
that I was pregnant that I started throwing up, because
then I'm.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Like in my head, like, well, this is what it is.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
I feel sick y act in a trash can one
time in the studio. I remember that I don't know
about traditional pregnancy. Both my kids were conceived in a lab,
so I don't really know. But my wife did have
implantation cramping once the embryo. I mean it's implanted in you,
(06:48):
so I guess it's already sort of taking hold, but
there is now associated with that. I don't know. They
implant it right there on the spot. You watch them
do it on the screen.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
They but then likes were immediate for that thing there?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Well, I can't tell. It all looks the same on
the screen. You're like, I don't know what they're doing what,
but I see a little thing moving and that's that.
I mean, they're implanting something TC you know it.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Stink right tiny wow.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
But isn't there a certain amount of time allotted for
the swimmer to then reach the egg, fertilize the egg,
and then the egg to.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Implant I'm sure there is. I I'm just saying I
don't even know what that is, so I understand a mirror.
Not even knowing that is a failure of our public.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
You know what I mean system.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
And I've been and I've been pregnant before.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
That's what I'm saying, because it would be.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Who knows which time, like and of all the time,
all the smashing that was happening, which one was it?
Speaker 3 (07:39):
So who knows it's.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
That is a major failure of the public education system.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
I didn't even go to public school.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Well there you go, but I'm saying we should have
that level of sex education.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
Oh, it was just too much information, right, because it
says between six to twelve days after ovulation.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Is when you can get pregnant.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Is when implantation happens.
Speaker 5 (08:06):
So there is something when the egg attaches to the
uterine wall.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
You don't just like, you know, pound some dude in
the bathroom that you just met at a party and
then you're like, I'm pregnant the next day.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
In other words, it does take. Yes, And sometimes did.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
Kate have like sort of an easy pregnancy or not
so much in terms of like symptoms and stuff. Because
I've heard that it has a lot to do with
like the health of the man on how like bad
your symptoms are going to be as the woman.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
So you're saying Selena's man not healthy because she was
throwing up, No, I mean throwing up.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
I feel like seems I don't think that's really true.
All of my pregnancies were really bad.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Oh really, I can't remember Kate's. I feel like they
were other than her cankles, they were like pretty Remember
we even posted a picture one time because even she
was like, how is this real? Like we because she
was working out and exercising up until, you know, pretty
late in the pregnancy. And one time we were at
(09:06):
the gym and she just looked down and she's like,
this is like you have to take a picture. I
heard her kinkle. It spilled over the top, Oh my god,
over jim shoe, her jim shoe. The laces were just
holding on for dear life. I think that was the
I don't think she had a lot of mourning sickness
or anything like that. I think she had a pretty
good but I could be totally mis misremembering that. But
(09:27):
I don't remember ever throwing up like nauseous in the
in the bathroom. Let's go back to talking about a mirror.
Please please, Penis, please over some Starbucks lattes with the
with the with our besties. Just talk about your brother's
Penis Tomore. Yeah, he dirty dicked her and then you
(09:48):
know you, I'm kidding.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
No, but I don't want her to hear this and
be like, wow, you guys are talking about my husband.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Husband, just joking about the dirty deep part. Take that
part out of the podcast, because that was just a joke.
We're not We're just I was just saying I'd be
uncomfortable having that discussion with that new family member. Got
you post doing the deed.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
By the way, that's staying in the podcast, so that no.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
No, I just took it out. See I've redacted it
from here. It's now been redacted, and I'm like to
go on record and say it redacted. And I'm so
so happy for for a Mira, And she's never said
her dude's name, so I don't know who to congratulate.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Congratulations, congratulations.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
So I saw this study of what adult virgins all
have in common.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Okay, if you would like to know one thing they
all have not had sech Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Well, there's that other characteristics.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
According to this research, sexlessness is links to a mix
of genetics. I'm just reading this straight social quirks on
the kind of lifestyle choices that these people are living now.
For men, the main ones for video games in your
mom's face, actors like grip strength, what what how? I
(11:09):
guess if you're weaker. They just they just found a correlation. Guys, guys,
you shake their hands and they're like barely it's.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
A softy that ties to their confidence. God, yeah, I
swear I want to.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
I'm sorry, but if somebody gives me a handshake and
it's like the wimpiest thing ever, I want to punch
you in the.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Judging I'm judging, but I feel But then because I
know that, and like we you know, just being in
this industry, we've met a million people were always shaking hands.
So I've always done like a very firm heartshake, and
then it makes me feel like so manly.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Like a man handshake, and you have a little whimpy one.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Like I respect that.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Like I feel so masculine doing that.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Man or women, you have to have a firm handshake, agreed.
I can't stand the little side shake.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
It's like a little just like if you're just holding.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Their fingers, fingers or whatever. No handshake. You gotta lock
that area between your thumb and your pointer finger. You
extend it there, makes kind of a squeegee. You gotta
lock the squeegees together.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Like you mean business.
Speaker 5 (12:13):
But also don't overdo it because don't like, don't crack
my like squeeze.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
I don't do the squeeze.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
No mild squeeze is acceptable because that's how you know
it's firm.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
It's not a squeeze. It's more like a little press.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
No, I don't like the squeeze. People have squeezed me
like I have a corn handshake. But don't you don't
need to squeeze my hands.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Well, how do you know it's firm?
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Just a firm grip, A firm grip my fingers together
like you're squeezing it.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
You should have such wimpy little thing.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
I can't help it anyway.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
So for men, factors like grip strength, body size, okay,
income what snoring?
Speaker 1 (12:50):
No, because you don't know that stores till after you
smash them.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
They just found that this is these are just there's
a correlation here. Interesting mobile phone habits, and it's not
people that are on their phone a lot.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
It's actually the opposite. They're barely on their phone.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
And they they saw that they saw a link to
these people being more isolated than others.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Okay, I see the time, are you going to smash
if you're not swiping?
Speaker 3 (13:13):
And this one I don't get.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
But they found that having somebody to confide in, like
these guys have friends that they can confide in, And
they were more strongly associated with sexless sexlessness.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
If you do have someone or don't actually do Oh interesting.
Speaker 5 (13:28):
But I would think that those people would be then
like kind of encouraging you to get out there and
like find someone.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
So that's strange that and or answering your questions about
the female anatomy.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Like true for women.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Most of the things were like work related, like like
how many hours worked per week? Like they're working too
much to have time to to ever have sex. Also,
this I could see what both men and women have
in common that have never ever, you know, had any
action before. They have higher cognitive abilities, like they're smarter.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Too smart, too smart to do it with us. Yeah,
like I'm not wasting my brain power.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
That might kind of tie into like stereotypical nerdy features,
being Hella smart wearing glasses at an early age, because
that like knocks so much off their confidence that that
kind of just follows them into adulthood.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Hot glasses chick is a thing.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
It is now, But when you're younger wearing glasses, you're
just getting bullied at school.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
But at least before you know, just you wear glasses,
talk to talk to us.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
I poly wouldn't.
Speaker 5 (14:34):
I purposely didn't wear them for a very long time
because I didn't want to look ugly. Because I wear
them now because obviously I have realized that they can
look good.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Do you wear contacts most of the time.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Yeah, I don't think it's because you realize they look good.
I feel like you do think that people that wear
glasses are ugly. But now that you have in uh
a fiance, you can be ugly.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
You can go back to sweat pretty feeling.
Speaker 5 (15:05):
Selena, your eyesight I have perfect, I say, I've never
contact look at me neither.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Yes, it's perfect, although I feel like lately it's just.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
It'll go eventually.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
I'm twenty eight and a half. I feel like it's
starting to slip, just just.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
A tiny bit doctor Scott Hiber Yeah, no, I can't
wait as an envision.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Would you ever get that procedure? Just my sister got it?
Life changing changing.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
It takes like seconds you walk out the door, you
can see perfectly.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
I just I don't know what a life like that
would be.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Like a robot and a laser, it's like fool proof,
yea with pint nine percent of the times, and you
would be that point when point the laser burns your
eyeballs right out of your skull. But otherwise, like I
think you should.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Do it all right, thinks better about it.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
I don't know, but we got to get out of
here to get the funk out Tuesday it is.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
We've been here long enough.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Holy crap.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
You guys have a great rust of your day, and
thanks for listening to this ship.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Yeah,
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