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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Happy Tuesday. That means another wild thought, Yes, wild thoughts.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
On just a second, I'm doing something important on my phone.
What are you doing organizing birthday shoutouts for the show.
It's a full time job.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Just it is one that I do not want.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
All the birthday dms for people that want their birthdays
or loved ones birthdays shout it out on the JV Show.
And I try to organize it with a very like,
very succinct and very accurate, fool proof system. See, I
cut and paste and I paste it into a Gmail
that I then send to myself, and that way I've
got it at the top of my Gmail inbox. I
know those are the birthdays for that Never I don't
(00:36):
want to get me out. It doesn't work. It's the
worst system.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
While you're finishing that up, Graham, we have a talk back.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
This is for Graham at the Wild Thoughts podcast.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
F Mary Kill, Megan Markle, Selena Gomez, and Chrissy Teagan.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
That's a good Oh my god, don't do that to me.
That's impossible. That's an impossibility.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Hey, let's start with the let's start with the fuck.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Oh, this one's brutal.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
Megan Marco Selena Gomez were.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Chrissy Tea Agad, I'd like to pick all of them
for all of those things. No, I'm kidding what I'm joking.
Oh man, who would you do? I mean, of the three?
I think see you do Chrissy. I don't know if
the three, I might do Megan Market really. Yeah, but
(01:27):
now I've used that up and now I got to
marry one or the other two.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
See that's where I run into a reel.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
If you marry Chrissy, you're gonna have to make her
signwich at one am.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Yeah. And Selena Gomez, she would just put in his
sleep every day.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
I would think, you Chrissy because she's like a little crazy, Okay,
and then marry Meghan at least you'll like cook for you.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
That's a good point and.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Then easy one to fill off the boring one that game.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Why do we have to kill someone?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I don't know, but Selena, you nailed it. Thank you
for the guidance.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
You're welcome.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
I told you accurate. You guys, I have bad news.
What I have Rhinorea?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Oh no, so I thought I smelled something, Yeah, and
it's uncontrollable. Is that why you've been sprinting to the
bathroom all morning.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
I've been sprinting outside of the studio.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Yeah, take care of that. Yeah, you should be doing
that in the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Did you guys know that's like the medical term for
a ready nose?
Speaker 3 (02:24):
What not?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Since when look it up?
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Look it up?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I mean, imagine, use everybody listening, use that because you
tell your boss that, like that's where we were you yesterday,
I had rhino I couldn't come in. They won't question
that at all because it's like, oh, yeah, yeah, we
don't want you bringing that in a lot.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Of important meetings. You're welcome.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
We don't need everybody in the office shitting their pants,
which is what it sounds like, like, thank you for
keeping the rhino rea away.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
But Selena, should he be concerned because even on times
when you're not fully sick, you have to run out
of the studio and blow your noise noise.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Yeah, I don't feel I don't feel fully follicd. I'm
at the tail end of whatever I have.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
But I already know this congestion in the cough it's
gonna last weeks, just like the last time.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
And then by the time you're just about through it,
that's when you'll get sick again the next thing back
up just everywhere. I think rhinos sometimes get the rhino ria. Yeah,
definitely of the diarrhea variety, Like can you imagine that?
Speaker 5 (03:26):
And they're in the water, so it just drops in there.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Rhinos are in the water. You're thinking of hippos. Welcome
to the Wild Thoughts podcast. Yeah, the rhinos, like they're
mostly on that dry, dusty sahara. So I think like
the rhino area would just be like splattering all over
their legs, because like, does an animal know that when
they've got just a real number three on the way
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to spread their legs a little wider. I don't think
they do, So I don't know it just.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
It just trickles down their legs.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I think it just splatters all over the place. You're disgusting.
You guys are gross.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Do you guys want to talk about charge to hippos
shit in the water?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
I'm back to the hippos.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
They do where else would they go ill?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
But then they also but then it's just like they're
swimming around.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Yeah, they eat it back up just like fetus.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
That's disgusting. I don't know, Actually, what did you just say?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Just like fetuses do feet feet.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Oh I thought you were saying the hippos eat their
own fetus.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
No, I mean like they eat their ship back up,
just like.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
Wait, oh my god, Selena, this just made me think
of a question that I have for you. Okay, I
saw this video yesterday. Sorry to interrupt you, but.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
We had an important topic about yes, Yeah, but this
made me think it just.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
Okay, I saw a video of a woman who had
just given birth and it was less than twenty four
hours since she had and her stomach was still like
it still looked like she was pregnant, but she would
she would touch it and it would like sink.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
In so like nothing holding it expanded out.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
Yeah, and she was like, it's just squishy in there,
and she kept like touching it and it kind of
looked like a chair, a deflated a basketball. Is that
what happens after birth? Because I was traumatized after watching
that video.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Probably I just know so I wasn't like messing with
the stomach. You still look pregnant the first couple of
days after because your uterus hasn't shunk down yet. It's
still like just as big as if a baby.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Were in there.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
How big was your uterus? I don't know, but hey,
how big is your uterus?
Speaker 1 (05:24):
I know?
Speaker 4 (05:24):
After that, the nurse comes in and they're like pressing
down and like fluid is going to just so that
anything is in there to to get it out, and
it hurts so fucking bad. But I mean, I guess, yeah,
you're able to like press down egs. That's what the
nurses did, but I mean I wasn't there. I didn't
do it because I.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Don't remember any nurses pressing on my wife's uterus. Second question,
what the hell is a uterus anyways? Like I don't like,
it's in there somewhere, but like we're like and if
that whole thing's expanded out, I'm.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Confused that's where the baby is inside the uterus?
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Yeah, that doesn't and every month are uterine like sheds.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
My way for like a belly band thing. I remember
after that you do that the sea section and then
you would cinch that belly band.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Maybe that's why they didn't they didn't come and do
the pressing on the stummitch because she was a seat section.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Oh yeah, because you would just like yeah, right through
the stitches right in.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
Just like a huge amount of relief now that the baby,
Like as soon as the baby went out that she
just like felt like so much relief on her summit.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Yeah, it's like taking a ship, you know, when you're
racing home and you're like, oh my god, this dell
talk is fighting its way out of my uterus right now.
I gotta let it out and then you just release.
There's no better, no better feeling relief out there.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Also the drug.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
I don't know how women do it.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Is this why you're scared or don't want to have kids?
Just are you worried about what it would do to
your body? That's like a very common fear of some women.
They don't want to have kids because they're afraid of
what it's going to do.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
I mean, I have a very long list of reasons why,
but that's definitely on the list.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
What else?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Top five?
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Possibly, I don't know, No, it's top ten, top ten.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
And you said the number one reason is because you
just fucking hate kidding.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
No, it is not the number one reason. What is
the number one reason? If we can ask number one reasons?
Probably I just don't have that feeling. I think I
think yeah, but I think women I think a lot
of women just know and they kind of grow up
being like, oh, like I can't wait to have children.
I don't get baby fever and ever.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
No, I mean, have you ever smelled a baby's head before?
Speaker 5 (07:32):
Like I typically don't like carrying babies because I am
scared that I'm gonna drop them or that I'm not
carrying them properly, so I like to stay away.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
I don't want to hold anybody's kid until like people
like hold the baby like what for? Like it doesn't
want to be held by me, les, so don't give
it to me.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
See No, But I just thought that by now I
would have wanted them, and I still don't. So I'm
just like, all right, I guess this is just my destiny.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
But don't you think do you think there's a I'm
not trying to convince you into having a kid, Like
everybody do their own thing, Like I don't give a shit.
But you know when you see somebody else's dog and
it comes up to you and like there are some
cute other dogs out there, but be like, dude, stop
breathing on me dog, Like, yeah, your first smells weird
or whatever. After I pet you, Now my hand smells weird.
Like other people's dog, like, yeah, they're kind of cute,
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like whatever. It didn't make me want a dog based
on that. Then you get your own dog and you're
like you all just breathe their stinky breath all over me.
I'll kiss you right out of the mouth. I don't care.
It's like it's different when it's your own. I imagine
the same thing. You have a cat, my cat, Like
you're probably like, eh, cats are like, yeah, they're kind
of cute or whatever. Then you get your own and
you're like, oh my god, this is the world's greatest
(08:44):
living cuting ever. It's so cute, and you're posting pictures
and the rest of us are like that little streak
cat is.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
But like you, I don't know, like your maternal and
paternal instincts like kick in and act differently. Like I said,
I I think I always knew that I wanted to
have kids, but like I never had this like oh
I gotta have kids right now, or oh my god,
let me hold your baby, let me smell Like I
don't want. I didn't want to do anything to do
with other people's babies, like who cares? And then other
(09:12):
people's kids, Yeah, they're annoying.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
I just feel like I rather not I rather regret
not having them than regret having them. That makes sense,
Like I don't want to I don't want to have them,
and then wake.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Up one day and be like, yeah, but you would
never have that feeling because, like I said, you goms
go blind to the.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
Youth because because you deal with postpartum depression and that
can hit you really hard. I'm already emotional as it is.
I'm like, postpartum depression is gonna like murder me.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Well yeah, I mean that's a that's a whole different thing.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
There's just like too many there's too many reasons. Also,
children are so expensive. I saw that, Like for the
bill alone of just giving birth, it's like thousands and thousands.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Health insurance will take care of that. I must change
your address and they try to send you the door.
Mean just change your address again, little trick my buddy
taught me with this credit cards.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
I don't want to rip down there or anywhere.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Yeah. Yeah, they could add an extra stitch too, if
you want that. Let's go back to talking about more
important things. Do you think Beaver's ship.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
In the water and then they slap it around with
their tails.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
But what if they do it like on land and
then they slide air and.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Then hit it like a baseball bat with their tail.
Just yep, I like that.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Interesting.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Did you guys want to talk about Charlie Sheen at all?
Speaker 5 (10:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:31):
I do. Do you think he's ever ship in the
water before?
Speaker 5 (10:33):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (10:33):
I have one time ship in water? Yeah. Have you
guys ever taken a fully submerged number two?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
No?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Yeah, I did one time.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
My sister did once at the YMC A.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Oh that's right.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
And then my older sister did in the bathtub. Oh yeah,
so I was in with her because we were little.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Okay, that's what happened. I've told the story before. That's
what happened. My twin sister, she took a number two
in a floater in the tub, like, what's wrong with you?
You were having a bath. And then that's when I
got out, running away screaming, and I put my arm
right through the door, and I had this huge scar
on my wrist in it like on my wrist.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Trying to get away from your sister's ship, and.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
It like almost looks like I tried to like slip
my own.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Oh, let me see.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Wrists like there's a huge scar.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Yeah, I had.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
To go to the hospital. Blood was everywhere, it was
the whole thing. Thanks a lot poop banned it.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
Yeah, so Jesse, if you ever go back to the
Y M c. A and Salinas my sister's ship in
the indoor pool.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Well, I'll know never they've never changed that water.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
I don't know, like old enough.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
Guess I'll give her a past. And she wasn't in
the double digits yet.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
No, you're still you still know not to ship in
a damn pool.
Speaker 5 (11:41):
Yeah, agreed, although sometimes little kids can't.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
And I had a stomach emergency in the Herbert Camp
River the one time, and it was just like and
you just went in the river, had to There's no
way I was going to make it to a bathroom.
There's just no way. It was an emergency.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
How did you it?
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Just Bob? But I was in a river. It's nature's
bidet you getting disgusted.
Speaker 5 (11:59):
It's not enough to get in there.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Some nice flowing, fresh clean mountain spring water to wash
your bum That works perfect? You kidding me? That's better
than wiping with dry paper and smearing it around on
your cheek.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Agreed, agreed to see.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Glad you're on my side. It was still weird.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Though, but you still kind of like just buried it somewhere.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
No, I wouldn't. I didn't. I'm telling you. I was
out in the middle of the river. I didn't have time.
It floated up next to me and I just said,
so long, a little buddy, that's so gross. I just
let it go, all right.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
So Charlie Sheen's memoir is out today's documentary because that
tomorrow on Netflix. Honestly, guys, what is your interest level.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
In any of this?
Speaker 2 (12:33):
I'm interested in the I would never read it, but
I do enjoy the outrageous headlines and things that come
out of it. I mean that's kind of like with
any celebrities memoir, Like I don't really I'm not gonna
ever sit down and read the thing.
Speaker 5 (12:46):
I'm glad he's.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
Coming out with like a document like a visual version,
Like I'll watch the documentary.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Yeah that's true. I might watch.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
No, but I'm not gonna read your fucking book. Are
you joking?
Speaker 4 (12:55):
And so there's a lot of headlines that are already
coming out. We see a lot about his drug use.
He says in the book that his tolerance for crack
was so high, like he could do a seven gram crack.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Rock in one night.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
Jesus, that's the equivalent, according to this report, of two
eight balls of cocaine.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
That is in one night.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
That's a lot.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
And his so his tolerance for that was so high
because he was doing so much of it that his
drug dealer got in trouble from the Mexican cartels who
were who was getting it from, because they assumed Charlie
Sheen was doing some dealing on the side too and
not like actually doing it all because it was so
fucking much, and so.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
We got another middle man again.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
Yeah, and so the drug dealer he got in trouble
with the cartels and they had to cut his supply
in half, and so Charlie Sheen had to go find
a different drug dealer.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Why wouldn't they just raise the price? I don't know,
like cartel, that's simple math. This this dude's gonna wants
the demand is this just raised the price.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
And then he was doing so much crack that he
started hooking up with man and we talked about that, yeah,
on the JV Show.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
And then he was.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Only come on, I got it got it late good one.
Speaker 5 (14:12):
And then you guys heard about him like spending millions
on some girl's onlyfan account, like he was basically like
the top spender for Sophie Rain's We talked about that
a long time ago, that he was her top spender.
So he reportedly spent over four point seven million on
her only fan account in just eleven months.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
This is insane to me. I can't imagine spending four
point seven million dollars wow on a woman and not
hooking up.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
And he's just there slapping because celibate, That's what I mean.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Home slap in the hand like that's a expensive hand
slap of all time.
Speaker 5 (14:46):
And if I'm not mistaken, I think Sophie Rain is
one of the like only fans models that doesn't even
like show.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
That's what I wanted to ask, what is she show?
And I heard that she lied, that she lied about
how much money she made? Is that show?
Speaker 5 (14:57):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
It was like other creators calling her out like bitch
did not make them.
Speaker 5 (15:00):
I believe her just because of the creeps that are
out there, and she number.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
One ranked on like the Thing or something. I don't know.
She said she made she should that what she was saying,
people don't believe bucks in it or something.
Speaker 5 (15:13):
Apparently it's just what like lingerie pictures, I guess.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
I mean, does that seem right?
Speaker 4 (15:16):
You're making that much money, you're not even showing anything.
Other creators are showing everything.
Speaker 5 (15:21):
But good for her because.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Dang, I mean, like she makes me sad about the
state of our society as well. We're in tough money
times right now and we're just gonna throw our money
at some rando.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (15:35):
Best case scenario though for those OnlyFans models like the
one that doesn't even show.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Anything, well, yeah, and she doesn't have to hook up.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
Would you do that just because like, honestly, if I
didn't have kids, I would strongly consider it, really, but
the fact that I have kids, like, I'm not gonna
put them through that.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
I just.
Speaker 5 (15:53):
Maybe if I had like millions of followers, because then
I would know that people would actually like go But
obviously I wouldn't show anything. It would just be like right,
launder cut cute stuff. But I just it feels wrong
to think that anybody, even like family members, would be
seeing you promote this.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Lot them.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Yeah, they're gonna find out that they're going to talk
about it. They're gonna it's gonna become well known.
Speaker 5 (16:19):
I just wouldn't, Yeah, I wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Affording that new Mercedes that she just pulled up in. Oh,
these are only fans, and then everyone, the whole family
is gonna be talking. And then they're gonna be like
I heard she showed her you know what. And then
I heard in this other video she took a ship
in the lake. You know what I mean, Like, there's
gonna be some weird.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
On camera.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
You guys. I have a little bit of breaking new
news right now. Blue. The forty nine ers just cut
Jake Moody their kicker.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Now.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
I feel partially responsible because I started with the one
making a big deal about it on the show this morning.
I was the one that started the change dot org
petition to get him cut, and he did. And I
feel bad for the guy. But like, dude, we put
them all last season and one of this year. Sorry dude.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
So does he still get his money?
Speaker 4 (17:08):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Pending the terms of his contract. He It all depends
on how it was structured. He still made plenty of money.
He was in a third round pick. They selected a
kicker in the third round. It's just idiotic. But anyway,
that's neither here nor there. But that's that's your breaking
news right now during you've already heard about because by
the time you're listening to this podcast, like you already
heard about it, you're getting a real time reaction. Right now.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Boo, we have one more talk back.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
Good morning guys without the haircut. You know, we got
really distracted started talking about the NFL and the Supreme
Court is saying that I can racially profile anybody they want.
Really but anyways, that's for another topic that we totally
forgot about. A mirror and Utah and her wedding night.
So you know, I love Price Picks and I checked
and it was on Price Picks, well they have her
(17:56):
first or her wedding night at plus or minus seven
and a half minut it's you know, the first time
is so I went minus What do you.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Guys think plus your minus seven and a half?
Speaker 2 (18:06):
That's a great question on Price Picks, it's more or
less when you were selecting more or less on seven
and a half minutes on their wedding night. A mirror
from Utah, if you don't know, left us a lot
of talkbacks leading up to her wedding night going to
be there first time, and her wedding day was Saturday.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
I think it was Friday. She was getting ready for
the wedding, that's.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Right, and then off to the honeymoon for I'm now
I'm kind of worried that, like it was a just
total disaster. Obviously select less than on that staff projection.
Make sure you use the code kyld when you download
the price Picks up. You get fifty dollars in lineups
after you play your first five dollar lineup. Yeah, price
picks It's good to be right. Anyways, I'm going less then, Yeah,
(18:46):
what the heck?
Speaker 5 (18:47):
There's been no update.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Now My only thought is because we have a Disneyland
ticket contest, and if you don't know about that, leave
us a talkback between six and seven am. Maybe she's
left us to talk back during the time and I
just haven't seen it because we've gotten so many Disneyland talkbacks,
but I don't think she has. And now the suspense
is killing me.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
I know, is there a way to go in and
search her? She's there? Okay? Then, oh my god, Now
I'm concerned. I'm concerned.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
What the fuck we need to know? Maybe they've already
gotten the wedding and old by now.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Because it's so bad. No, because they're they're both still
like learning each other.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
And what if what they learned was like, uh, that's
not for me, Chief, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
Yeah, the last we heard from her was on the
fifth on Friday.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Okay, Emira, if you are listening to this field, which
you probably don't, but just in case, you have to
leave us a talkback.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Yeah, let's hope.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
All right, everyone crossed your fingers that were here from Aria.
Bye tomorrow, please