August 19, 2025 • 19 mins
On today's episode it's story timeeeee with Graham!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Wild Thoughts.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Jess will be running in here from the back room
at any moment, so anything you want to say about her,
get it out now.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
All right?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Let me think I got nothing, but we do have
a talkback. Should we just get to that?
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Yeah, it's fired out.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
Hey guys, this is for the Wild Thoughts podcast. I
have a who would you rather? Would you rather Benny
Blanco or Ed Shearon?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Ooh that's a tough one.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
That's actually easier than you would expect. Really, Yeah, who
do you got anyone but Benny Blanco?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
So Ed Scharon?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Yeah, I guess I'd go Ed Sheeron there too, but
I mean, look, he's not my first choice. Okay, there
you go.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
But you know, if I had to pick, right, you
just go anything that's not Benny Blanco.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Ed Sheeron. He doesn't seem as harry as Benny Blanca.
Few people are, but yeah.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
Ed Cheron.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Do you think Ed Cheron's got chest hair?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
I think so, yeah, not as much.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Just just got here. Just do you think Ed Sheeron
has chest hair?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Like you see, it's like transparent.
Speaker 6 (01:02):
Picture and being a hairy guy, it's like there but
like very light, so you can't really see it.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Can you google ed cheering with the shirt off? I
feel like there's got to be a picture there exists on.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
The internet, Harry for sure.
Speaker 6 (01:15):
Okay, so yeah, it's just like not as noticeable because
he's blondish.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
You just missed it. Just we got to talk back
asking who would you rather do, Benny Blanco or ed cheering?
Speaker 6 (01:24):
And what was your answer?
Speaker 1 (01:26):
What is your answer? It's what we're asking. I feel
like it has to be ed cheering. Okay, so we're
on the same page.
Speaker 6 (01:31):
Benny Blanco's too hairy, But no offense to anyone who's
Harry listening to this?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
What he doesn't have chest hair?
Speaker 6 (01:40):
Why did I like not know that he has this
many chess tattoos?
Speaker 3 (01:44):
I remember him starting to amass a few real picture Okay,
and then what's the hair situation? No?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
What he was not this tatted before? This must be
this is something?
Speaker 3 (02:01):
What what are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
He's covered in tattoos? Is this real?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Like full body? Dang?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Is this real?
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Because don't you remember that big lion one on his
I remember, I remember that, I remember him getting everything.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
I guess you know what. He's been kind of away
from the spotlight for a minute. He could just be
out there. It looks like there's no hair there.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
You gotta shave it off to get all those tattoos, right,
They can't.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Just like, yeah, he's not really a hairy guy after all.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Interesting when you're getting slimnon when you got that tattoo
on your butt? Did they have to shave your butt?
Speaker 5 (02:35):
No?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
And I'll have you know that girl, that girl Stephanie said,
I had the nicest buttskin she's ever tattooed. Really yeah, nice,
that's what she said.
Speaker 6 (02:44):
That's a nice cause, but really being compared to like
a lot of like really nice.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
But because who's getting butt tattooed?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Don't know. I think I think it's fairly.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
I think that's fairly the major compliment.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
But don't you like do they I've never gotten a tattoo,
so I don't know, but like what there's like a
little peach fuzz there? Don't they just shave it off
real quick just to get it out of the way.
I probably shaved your butt.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I've actually had a lot of tattoos that they don't
shave anything. I've only had one of them have to
shave something. I told you about that it was like
on my ankle, and I wasn't expecting to get.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
A tattoo that day.
Speaker 6 (03:19):
Oh so you hadn't shaved, no, because I didn't know
I was getting a tattoo that day.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Got it. So I just figured it was like, you're
going in for surgery. They're shaving the area clean, even
though there's like, you know, maybe only a few wispy
hairs there.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Um, I mean maybe some people do. I've never had
that interesting that happened.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
To me, got it. Anyways, Jess, you ever shaved your butt?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
No? I know you had a story time?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Yeah, storytime, gather around everybody gathering. This one is juicy,
you guys, juicy story time. It does not involve me.
And for the sake of the innocent, I'm gonna leave
all names, locations, everything out this one. But just know
that this story is one hundred percent true.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
So we got together with some friends of ours the
other night this past weekend for dinner, and wife was like,
I got to tell you guys this story, but we
gotta wait till the kids aren't around because it's not
a kid approved story. And I was like, perfect for
my Wild Thoughts podcast, So be retelling this story. I
was given permission to retail the story. She says, she
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has some other friends and they're really into hot yoga okay,
and she's like, I've never done that really before, but
they convinced me to go with them. Well, she said,
she got to the hot yoga place, she was running
a little bit late. She gets in there, her friends
hadn't really been able to save her a spot because
I think maybe they didn't know if she was actually
going to show up or not. And she ends up
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having her have to set up her mat like across
the room from them. And when she got there, friends
are like, oh, no, you're gonna get stuck next to
this one woman that always goes there because everybody that
goes to this class knows to set up their mats
far away from her because of her stink. And I
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was like, whoa, well, what what kind of stink? She's like,
She's like, they said, it's a stink coming from her.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Fugi no way now, and everybody knows to just like
not be next to her.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Everybody knows this, and they make it obvious.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
That's so sad.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Well, I don't The class fills up entirely, And she
says it's like pretty close quarters in there, so everybody
ends up being then there. It's not like there's this
one smelly vagien and then a big space and then
everybody else said the places wall, the wall people, and
like you're really close to other people. I know that
hot yoga. That sounds fucking miserable, Like I can't imagine
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something i'd like to do less like that sounds terrible.
So she's like, she said, she was skeptical, like what
are you talking about. How do you know it's coming
from that area? It could just be like some bo
or whatever. The friends are like, just trust us, just
trust us.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
The class gets going, the room cranks up to one
hundred and twenty or whatever they put it out. I
don't know. It's it's hot in there. It goes triple digits.
I'm pretty sure. And she said then the stink. The
stink kicked in and she said my friend said that
it was in fact from her Jean.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
I was like, well, how do you know? And she's like,
this is not a bo smell, and like she's like,
you just know. As a woman, you just know. And
I don't know if you guys would be able to
identify this. I can't imagine, but my friend said that
she almost had to leave the class midway through to
throw up, it was that bad and strong. She's like,
that's the only thing that you could smell in that
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entire area was this one person.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
I saw that hot yoga, so I just looked it up.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Hot yoga studios typically maintain their temperatures between ninety.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
And one hundred and five.
Speaker 6 (06:57):
Yeh.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Other people and Reddit say one hundred and two to
one hundred and six.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Yeah, see your triple digits in there, You're heavily sweating.
So like, look, boh is probably a thing that happens
in there. Some people's hygiene habits come into play. But
this one in particular, Oh, I had to smell that
everybody knows about and that permeates throughout.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
So she couldn't smell it. The girl who unleashed that
she could not smell it.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Now, that's my question, because she has she gone nose
blind to her own because I imagine, no, Look, I
don't want to you know, everybody's bodies are different. I
don't want to shame anybody whatever, but I would imagine that, like,
let's just say my junk. When I went to the gym,
my junk just started reeking, and everyone's like, Hey, that's
that smelly dick guy that comes in here, like and
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everyone cleared away from me. I feel like I would
know if I was the smelly jack guy. Right, do
you what do you ladies take away from this? Do
you think that she doesn't know and she's gone nose blind?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
There's no way you don't know because you after that,
you go home and I hope you like take your
clothes off the shower, And I would assume then that
like what would reach you?
Speaker 1 (08:01):
I didn't reach you in the class.
Speaker 6 (08:02):
But then I think if she wasn't no splaying to it,
then she wouldn't keep doing hot yoga with all these people.
Maybe she'd do it on her own and in the
comfort of her home or something. But you if you
knew something was making you smell really bad, you're not
going to keep doing it.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
But there's also some people that don't They don't care.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Yeah, maybe she likes the smell of pure thirty nine,
like just just like and there's just and yeah. My
friend said she got out to the parking lot and
the seagulls were just circling everywhere up there, hoping to
get a fish, just a fish. Yeah. I My only
like thing I can put to this is when I
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used to bartend, there was a guy that came into
the bar. Look nicest guy in the world, but he
had just horribly bad halatosis, Like the worst bad breath
you've ever smelled ever, Right, the teeth just like rotting
out of his mouth.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
I don't know what they don't know.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
And I got the sense that he didn't have any
idea that it was as bad as it was. Like
maybe he knew, like his breath wasn't great. But there
were times when I'd be all the way across the
entire bar and I would know with my back to
the door, No, who just walked in, and like we're
talking twenty five thirty feet away, and I could smell
his breath. That's so sad rule they're talking about like
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that level bad breath. But I also think he didn't know,
like he went noseblind to it, because like you're just
breathing in your own mouth smell all day long. Yeah,
so like you really don't know. It's always hard to check,
even like think about yourself, it's hard to check to
know if you have bad breath sometimes, right, like, it's
hard to tell.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Poor lady didn't even know.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
So maybe she gote vagina nose blind? Is that possible?
Speaker 1 (09:36):
I guess. I mean that's the only possible explanation.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
But then when it amplifies, because I feel like if.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
She did know, she wouldn't she wouldn't be there, she'd
be too embarrassed.
Speaker 6 (09:44):
So you're saying that when the friend set up, there
was no smell at all, and it all just started
once the class started.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Yeah, it sounded like it kicks started off once things
started getting hot. Yeah, hot, and all the positions and
the sweating, Oh my god, the positions. Okay, but let
me enter this into evidence. Also because I've gone to
the gym before and forgotten deodorant or whatever. There are
the days that you're like, oh is that me? And
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you get a whiff of yourself and you stink. Right, Yeah,
we've all had a stinky pit or whatever and are
like a little bit of bo and I've known you,
but you know.
Speaker 6 (10:23):
Because it's not a regular thing. So I feel like, well,
like she.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Doesn't walk around with a bunch of sills following her
down the streets looking for a snack, like it's probably
in her day to day, like it's probably not emanating
out of there. But then it gets all sweaty and
like juicy, and.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Like all the people that go to this class are
in it.
Speaker 6 (10:44):
Wouldn't you just not go back to that class?
Speaker 2 (10:46):
The candy instructor, Can I say anything about people with
like bad hygiene?
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Well that's there's my next question. If you're a participant
in this class and the smell is so bad that
you are almost going to throw up, because that's what
my friend said. She almost threw up my class, and
she was not joking. She was like, I almost had
to leave it was that bad. Do you, as a
fellow class member in there, would you ever say something
to somebody if they're.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
No, I'm not saying anything, but I'm not winning back
to that class.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
You can't quit the gym. You bought a month membership.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
But I'm going on different at a different time.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
What if she shows up at all the time? She okay,
now yeah, now what if what do you think if
you were were the teacher, Let's run that scenario and
one of your students has the smell is I don't
know if you say something, then you have to.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Like recommend some type of like soap or something. Don't
recommend it to the whole class.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
I think it's a pH thing, right, No, you know
it is.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
But like you can't talk to somebody about their.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
pH commercial all the commercials that they need you have
to do. What does that mean?
Speaker 6 (11:53):
Instead of instead of it being just hot yoga, you
have to turn it into some UKLD yoga where yuka
lipt just just burns the side of your nose and
then nobody can smell it before Because have you ever
been in a mask in a like steam room that
has eucalyptus in there you cannot breathe after like.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
A strong odor.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Yeah, yeah, but apparently that's a good idea.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
This thing smelled worse than that, and I think even
a little dabby eucalyptus isn't going to cover up this stench.
I had never heard of anything like that. And also
I've never heard I mean, we've all heard of smelly people,
but the fact that they can pinpoint it back to
one particular body part that is that's so embarrassing.
Speaker 6 (12:28):
That makes me really sad, because what if she doesn't
or what if she does know, but she is trying
to like just go along with her life and.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Yeah, here.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Fixes go to the doctor.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Do you guys use a pH measuring kit to stick
your ears to see if you're phs right or not?
Because why, I.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Don't think that's I don't think. I don't think there's
one of those little measuring kits.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
I used to have an aquarium and you put a
couple of drops of the water and you can tell
you what what the pH of the water is if
important to the fish. Why don't you check the pH
of your.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
This doesn't work that way. Sure, Graham, you said we
have more talk back?
Speaker 3 (13:08):
We do?
Speaker 5 (13:09):
Hey, jav show, this is Aleard Sana Fra wanted to
throw out a quick question for while. That's so, I've
been listening to the old shows lately and uh, seeing
how angry Selena would get when you would talk about
the far Jar. Frank, So I just want to ask you, Graham,
when you did the far Jar originally, did you go
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straight cheeks to jar or were you already dressed?
Speaker 3 (13:35):
That's a good that's a great question. Is that something
you wonder about Selena?
Speaker 2 (13:40):
No, because I always assumed it was it was cheeks
to jar. Oh really, that's what I always assumed.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
I would like to think that I'm slightly more mature
than that, even though I was farting into a jar
and tricking you into smelling it on live radio.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
That was That was the main thing. Jav was like,
why are you so upset?
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Like who wouldn't be upset at the thought of something
coming out of somebody's ass whole?
Speaker 1 (14:04):
And then it's in your face? Do you know what
I mean?
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Like the greatest Frank. Can we so you're Pence, can
we figure out when that podcast was because like Mayer,
how people are com playing that podcast? Old podcasts are
dropping off or whatever. Can we see if we can
track down that one because it was a long time ago.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
It was a long time. I wouldn't even know how
to track it down at this point.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
I just want to know. I mean, I know we
have that segment saved somewhere in some.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Rest, but I couldn't give you like a date even
a year.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Yeah, I feel like it was like twenty seventeen or something.
Speaker 6 (14:32):
There's one from twenty twenty one called fart Jar PTSD
for Selena as another corpse flower blooms.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
See that was Yeah, just really different though that wasn't the.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Actual one, and the fact that Angelina fell for it too.
I mean, people, oh.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
My god, I'm so mad I missed that.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
People have been with the Oh yeah, because you're out
of a tourney. People have been with the JV Show
for a long time. You've been in for a treat.
Two of the greatest radio pranks of all time. And
go back and find those podcasts if you can. U
to let Selena know and confirm I did have underwear
on under when I captured it. Wasn't. I wasn't about
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to chance to let it try to travel through some
denim jeans or something like you had to get I mean,
you have to push the char the jar, right, that's
so gross.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
You didn't deny the.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Well, you're the one that put your mouth on the
it all.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Right, one more talk back?
Speaker 4 (15:34):
Sure, hey, guys, say without the haircut. Okay, I have
another dilemma game situation for the Wild Thoughts podcast. In
front of each of you are two cards face down.
The card on your left has the actual day of
your death. The card on your right as the way
you will die. Which card and only one card will
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you flip?
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Is the one on the left. Which one's that the
day that I'll die.
Speaker 6 (16:07):
I rather know when then how, because if you know
how and it's a car accident, I'm never getting in
a car over again.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
But if why did you rather do that? That way
you can like try to stop your death from happening.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
But it's not going to happen.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
Yah, it's fate.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
There's no avoid But if you never get in a
car and that says that's how you're going to die,
then you would die.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
It's exactly no, No, I would die.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Buy another car, yeah, another car?
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Oh yeah, yeah, it's like some random car would just
drive through the station.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
I think just I think you've nailed it. I think
I would want to know the exact date, even though
that's gonna be luming over your head, particularly if it's
like three weeks from now, You're like, oh my god,
that at least you can like really live it up,
you know, in that amount of time. And to justice point,
if it says like you're going to die some way,
then anytime you're doing that thing, you're going to be
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full panic, like is this the moment? Is this the moment?
And then you don't die, and then you're like I
was trusted out for nothing.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
But what if it's like natural causes at.
Speaker 6 (17:08):
Ninety Well, yeah, you flip that card then now no, okay,
I guess I gotta live continue just living the way
I'm living now.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
That's the same thing, because then the date of my
death is going to be, well, I'm twenty seven and
a half, so it's twenty seven, you know, sixty three
years from now, and it's like, sixty three years from
now is the day of your death? I'm juiced, you
know what I mean? Yes, no big deal, I'm gonna
die in my nineties.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Great, No, I think I think I'd rather know how
so I can just avoid that.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
But you can't then know the day, no avoiding it?
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Who are your final destination? Like leave me alone?
Speaker 4 (17:40):
Question?
Speaker 1 (17:40):
What if Selena?
Speaker 6 (17:41):
What if they're like somebody you're gonna die like through
a gunshot? Yeah, and then you would never know who's
going to be the one.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
To shoot you.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
Anytime you're in public, you're like, this is the day
that I'm gonna get shot. It's gonna happen right now.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
But I'd rather that than knowing how much time I
have left, because then every day that goes by, it's
just getting I'm getting.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
More and more. Like that's life right now. No, I
don't think about that right now. I'm just living life.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
You're getting up there, twenty six, Graham, You're getting closer.
Do you think about your life as a whole and
what percentage.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Have half gone?
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Have you lived? Damn, you're already fifty No, one hundred,
and this bitch is already half and half. Wow. Okay,
Well finally learned, Selena.
Speaker 6 (18:23):
The food that we're consuming and everything, and the lifespan.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Is just like more like more, like you make it
to eighty and that's a hell of a good run.
So what if more than half has already done? Selena?
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Oh I'm not over forty?
Speaker 6 (18:37):
Wait okay, but what if you open up the left
card and it's like you're actually gonna live till one
hundred and fifteen and you're going to break away a
record or something that then you're like, way, I kind
of don't want that because I don't want to be
like one hundred and fifteen and not be able to
move anymore.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
I'm fine with that also because that means I could
just fucking drink and do whatever I want to treat
my body like shit. And no, I'm going to live
till hundred and fifteen. It don't matter, all right, that'd
be great.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Thank you for your talkbacks, YEP, appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
Out
Wild Thoughts.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Jess will be running in here from the back room
at any moment, so anything you want to say about her,
get it out now.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
All right?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Let me think I got nothing, but we do have
a talkback. Should we just get to that?
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Yeah, it's fired out.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
Hey guys, this is for the Wild Thoughts podcast. I
have a who would you rather? Would you rather Benny
Blanco or Ed Shearon?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Ooh that's a tough one.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
That's actually easier than you would expect. Really, Yeah, who
do you got anyone but Benny Blanco?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
So Ed Scharon?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Yeah, I guess I'd go Ed Sheeron there too, but
I mean, look, he's not my first choice. Okay, there
you go.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
But you know, if I had to pick, right, you
just go anything that's not Benny Blanco.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Ed Sheeron. He doesn't seem as harry as Benny Blanca.
Few people are, but yeah.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
Ed Cheron.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Do you think Ed Cheron's got chest hair?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
I think so, yeah, not as much.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Just just got here. Just do you think Ed Sheeron
has chest hair?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Like you see, it's like transparent.
Speaker 6 (01:02):
Picture and being a hairy guy, it's like there but
like very light, so you can't really see it.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Can you google ed cheering with the shirt off? I
feel like there's got to be a picture there exists on.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
The internet, Harry for sure.
Speaker 6 (01:15):
Okay, so yeah, it's just like not as noticeable because
he's blondish.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
You just missed it. Just we got to talk back
asking who would you rather do, Benny Blanco or ed cheering?
Speaker 6 (01:24):
And what was your answer?
Speaker 1 (01:26):
What is your answer? It's what we're asking. I feel
like it has to be ed cheering. Okay, so we're
on the same page.
Speaker 6 (01:31):
Benny Blanco's too hairy, But no offense to anyone who's
Harry listening to this?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
What he doesn't have chest hair?
Speaker 6 (01:40):
Why did I like not know that he has this
many chess tattoos?
Speaker 3 (01:44):
I remember him starting to amass a few real picture Okay,
and then what's the hair situation? No?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
What he was not this tatted before? This must be
this is something?
Speaker 3 (02:01):
What what are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
He's covered in tattoos? Is this real?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Like full body? Dang?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Is this real?
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Because don't you remember that big lion one on his
I remember, I remember that, I remember him getting everything.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
I guess you know what. He's been kind of away
from the spotlight for a minute. He could just be
out there. It looks like there's no hair there.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
You gotta shave it off to get all those tattoos, right,
They can't.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Just like, yeah, he's not really a hairy guy after all.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Interesting when you're getting slimnon when you got that tattoo
on your butt? Did they have to shave your butt?
Speaker 5 (02:35):
No?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
And I'll have you know that girl, that girl Stephanie said,
I had the nicest buttskin she's ever tattooed. Really yeah, nice,
that's what she said.
Speaker 6 (02:44):
That's a nice cause, but really being compared to like
a lot of like really nice.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
But because who's getting butt tattooed?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Don't know. I think I think it's fairly.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
I think that's fairly the major compliment.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
But don't you like do they I've never gotten a tattoo,
so I don't know, but like what there's like a
little peach fuzz there? Don't they just shave it off
real quick just to get it out of the way.
I probably shaved your butt.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I've actually had a lot of tattoos that they don't
shave anything. I've only had one of them have to
shave something. I told you about that it was like
on my ankle, and I wasn't expecting to get.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
A tattoo that day.
Speaker 6 (03:19):
Oh so you hadn't shaved, no, because I didn't know
I was getting a tattoo that day.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Got it. So I just figured it was like, you're
going in for surgery. They're shaving the area clean, even
though there's like, you know, maybe only a few wispy
hairs there.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Um, I mean maybe some people do. I've never had
that interesting that happened.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
To me, got it. Anyways, Jess, you ever shaved your butt?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
No? I know you had a story time?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Yeah, storytime, gather around everybody gathering. This one is juicy,
you guys, juicy story time. It does not involve me.
And for the sake of the innocent, I'm gonna leave
all names, locations, everything out this one. But just know
that this story is one hundred percent true.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
So we got together with some friends of ours the
other night this past weekend for dinner, and wife was like,
I got to tell you guys this story, but we
gotta wait till the kids aren't around because it's not
a kid approved story. And I was like, perfect for
my Wild Thoughts podcast, So be retelling this story. I
was given permission to retail the story. She says, she
(04:25):
has some other friends and they're really into hot yoga okay,
and she's like, I've never done that really before, but
they convinced me to go with them. Well, she said,
she got to the hot yoga place, she was running
a little bit late. She gets in there, her friends
hadn't really been able to save her a spot because
I think maybe they didn't know if she was actually
going to show up or not. And she ends up
(04:47):
having her have to set up her mat like across
the room from them. And when she got there, friends
are like, oh, no, you're gonna get stuck next to
this one woman that always goes there because everybody that
goes to this class knows to set up their mats
far away from her because of her stink. And I
(05:08):
was like, whoa, well, what what kind of stink? She's like,
She's like, they said, it's a stink coming from her.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Fugi no way now, and everybody knows to just like
not be next to her.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Everybody knows this, and they make it obvious.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
That's so sad.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Well, I don't The class fills up entirely, And she
says it's like pretty close quarters in there, so everybody
ends up being then there. It's not like there's this
one smelly vagien and then a big space and then
everybody else said the places wall, the wall people, and
like you're really close to other people. I know that
hot yoga. That sounds fucking miserable, Like I can't imagine
(05:46):
something i'd like to do less like that sounds terrible.
So she's like, she said, she was skeptical, like what
are you talking about. How do you know it's coming
from that area? It could just be like some bo
or whatever. The friends are like, just trust us, just
trust us.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
The class gets going, the room cranks up to one
hundred and twenty or whatever they put it out. I
don't know. It's it's hot in there. It goes triple digits.
I'm pretty sure. And she said then the stink. The
stink kicked in and she said my friend said that
it was in fact from her Jean.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
I was like, well, how do you know? And she's like,
this is not a bo smell, and like she's like,
you just know. As a woman, you just know. And
I don't know if you guys would be able to
identify this. I can't imagine, but my friend said that
she almost had to leave the class midway through to
throw up, it was that bad and strong. She's like,
that's the only thing that you could smell in that
(06:49):
entire area was this one person.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
I saw that hot yoga, so I just looked it up.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Hot yoga studios typically maintain their temperatures between ninety.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
And one hundred and five.
Speaker 6 (06:57):
Yeh.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Other people and Reddit say one hundred and two to
one hundred and six.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Yeah, see your triple digits in there, You're heavily sweating.
So like, look, boh is probably a thing that happens
in there. Some people's hygiene habits come into play. But
this one in particular, Oh, I had to smell that
everybody knows about and that permeates throughout.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
So she couldn't smell it. The girl who unleashed that
she could not smell it.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Now, that's my question, because she has she gone nose
blind to her own because I imagine, no, Look, I
don't want to you know, everybody's bodies are different. I
don't want to shame anybody whatever, but I would imagine that, like,
let's just say my junk. When I went to the gym,
my junk just started reeking, and everyone's like, Hey, that's
that smelly dick guy that comes in here, like and
(07:42):
everyone cleared away from me. I feel like I would
know if I was the smelly jack guy. Right, do
you what do you ladies take away from this? Do
you think that she doesn't know and she's gone nose blind?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
There's no way you don't know because you after that,
you go home and I hope you like take your
clothes off the shower, And I would assume then that
like what would reach you?
Speaker 1 (08:01):
I didn't reach you in the class.
Speaker 6 (08:02):
But then I think if she wasn't no splaying to it,
then she wouldn't keep doing hot yoga with all these people.
Maybe she'd do it on her own and in the
comfort of her home or something. But you if you
knew something was making you smell really bad, you're not
going to keep doing it.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
But there's also some people that don't They don't care.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Yeah, maybe she likes the smell of pure thirty nine,
like just just like and there's just and yeah. My
friend said she got out to the parking lot and
the seagulls were just circling everywhere up there, hoping to
get a fish, just a fish. Yeah. I My only
like thing I can put to this is when I
(08:42):
used to bartend, there was a guy that came into
the bar. Look nicest guy in the world, but he
had just horribly bad halatosis, Like the worst bad breath
you've ever smelled ever, Right, the teeth just like rotting
out of his mouth.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
I don't know what they don't know.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
And I got the sense that he didn't have any
idea that it was as bad as it was. Like
maybe he knew, like his breath wasn't great. But there
were times when I'd be all the way across the
entire bar and I would know with my back to
the door, No, who just walked in, and like we're
talking twenty five thirty feet away, and I could smell
his breath. That's so sad rule they're talking about like
(09:15):
that level bad breath. But I also think he didn't know,
like he went noseblind to it, because like you're just
breathing in your own mouth smell all day long. Yeah,
so like you really don't know. It's always hard to check,
even like think about yourself, it's hard to check to
know if you have bad breath sometimes, right, like, it's
hard to tell.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Poor lady didn't even know.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
So maybe she gote vagina nose blind? Is that possible?
Speaker 1 (09:36):
I guess. I mean that's the only possible explanation.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
But then when it amplifies, because I feel like if.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
She did know, she wouldn't she wouldn't be there, she'd
be too embarrassed.
Speaker 6 (09:44):
So you're saying that when the friend set up, there
was no smell at all, and it all just started
once the class started.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Yeah, it sounded like it kicks started off once things
started getting hot. Yeah, hot, and all the positions and
the sweating, Oh my god, the positions. Okay, but let
me enter this into evidence. Also because I've gone to
the gym before and forgotten deodorant or whatever. There are
the days that you're like, oh is that me? And
(10:13):
you get a whiff of yourself and you stink. Right, Yeah,
we've all had a stinky pit or whatever and are
like a little bit of bo and I've known you,
but you know.
Speaker 6 (10:23):
Because it's not a regular thing. So I feel like, well,
like she.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Doesn't walk around with a bunch of sills following her
down the streets looking for a snack, like it's probably
in her day to day, like it's probably not emanating
out of there. But then it gets all sweaty and
like juicy, and.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Like all the people that go to this class are
in it.
Speaker 6 (10:44):
Wouldn't you just not go back to that class?
Speaker 2 (10:46):
The candy instructor, Can I say anything about people with
like bad hygiene?
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Well that's there's my next question. If you're a participant
in this class and the smell is so bad that
you are almost going to throw up, because that's what
my friend said. She almost threw up my class, and
she was not joking. She was like, I almost had
to leave it was that bad. Do you, as a
fellow class member in there, would you ever say something
to somebody if they're.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
No, I'm not saying anything, but I'm not winning back
to that class.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
You can't quit the gym. You bought a month membership.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
But I'm going on different at a different time.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
What if she shows up at all the time? She okay,
now yeah, now what if what do you think if
you were were the teacher, Let's run that scenario and
one of your students has the smell is I don't
know if you say something, then you have to.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Like recommend some type of like soap or something. Don't
recommend it to the whole class.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
I think it's a pH thing, right, No, you know
it is.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
But like you can't talk to somebody about their.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
pH commercial all the commercials that they need you have
to do. What does that mean?
Speaker 6 (11:53):
Instead of instead of it being just hot yoga, you
have to turn it into some UKLD yoga where yuka
lipt just just burns the side of your nose and
then nobody can smell it before Because have you ever
been in a mask in a like steam room that
has eucalyptus in there you cannot breathe after like.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
A strong odor.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Yeah, yeah, but apparently that's a good idea.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
This thing smelled worse than that, and I think even
a little dabby eucalyptus isn't going to cover up this stench.
I had never heard of anything like that. And also
I've never heard I mean, we've all heard of smelly people,
but the fact that they can pinpoint it back to
one particular body part that is that's so embarrassing.
Speaker 6 (12:28):
That makes me really sad, because what if she doesn't
or what if she does know, but she is trying
to like just go along with her life and.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Yeah, here.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Fixes go to the doctor.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Do you guys use a pH measuring kit to stick
your ears to see if you're phs right or not?
Because why, I.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Don't think that's I don't think. I don't think there's
one of those little measuring kits.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
I used to have an aquarium and you put a
couple of drops of the water and you can tell
you what what the pH of the water is if
important to the fish. Why don't you check the pH
of your.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
This doesn't work that way. Sure, Graham, you said we
have more talk back?
Speaker 3 (13:08):
We do?
Speaker 5 (13:09):
Hey, jav show, this is Aleard Sana Fra wanted to
throw out a quick question for while. That's so, I've
been listening to the old shows lately and uh, seeing
how angry Selena would get when you would talk about
the far Jar. Frank, So I just want to ask you, Graham,
when you did the far Jar originally, did you go
(13:30):
straight cheeks to jar or were you already dressed?
Speaker 3 (13:35):
That's a good that's a great question. Is that something
you wonder about Selena?
Speaker 2 (13:40):
No, because I always assumed it was it was cheeks
to jar. Oh really, that's what I always assumed.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
I would like to think that I'm slightly more mature
than that, even though I was farting into a jar
and tricking you into smelling it on live radio.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
That was That was the main thing. Jav was like,
why are you so upset?
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Like who wouldn't be upset at the thought of something
coming out of somebody's ass whole?
Speaker 1 (14:04):
And then it's in your face? Do you know what
I mean?
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Like the greatest Frank. Can we so you're Pence, can
we figure out when that podcast was because like Mayer,
how people are com playing that podcast? Old podcasts are
dropping off or whatever. Can we see if we can
track down that one because it was a long time ago.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
It was a long time. I wouldn't even know how
to track it down at this point.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
I just want to know. I mean, I know we
have that segment saved somewhere in some.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Rest, but I couldn't give you like a date even
a year.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Yeah, I feel like it was like twenty seventeen or something.
Speaker 6 (14:32):
There's one from twenty twenty one called fart Jar PTSD
for Selena as another corpse flower blooms.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
See that was Yeah, just really different though that wasn't the.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Actual one, and the fact that Angelina fell for it too.
I mean, people, oh.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
My god, I'm so mad I missed that.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
People have been with the Oh yeah, because you're out
of a tourney. People have been with the JV Show
for a long time. You've been in for a treat.
Two of the greatest radio pranks of all time. And
go back and find those podcasts if you can. U
to let Selena know and confirm I did have underwear
on under when I captured it. Wasn't. I wasn't about
(15:09):
to chance to let it try to travel through some
denim jeans or something like you had to get I mean,
you have to push the char the jar, right, that's
so gross.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
You didn't deny the.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Well, you're the one that put your mouth on the
it all.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Right, one more talk back?
Speaker 4 (15:34):
Sure, hey, guys, say without the haircut. Okay, I have
another dilemma game situation for the Wild Thoughts podcast. In
front of each of you are two cards face down.
The card on your left has the actual day of
your death. The card on your right as the way
you will die. Which card and only one card will
(15:56):
you flip?
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Is the one on the left. Which one's that the
day that I'll die.
Speaker 6 (16:07):
I rather know when then how, because if you know
how and it's a car accident, I'm never getting in
a car over again.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
But if why did you rather do that? That way
you can like try to stop your death from happening.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
But it's not going to happen.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
Yah, it's fate.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
There's no avoid But if you never get in a
car and that says that's how you're going to die,
then you would die.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
It's exactly no, No, I would die.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Buy another car, yeah, another car?
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Oh yeah, yeah, it's like some random car would just
drive through the station.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
I think just I think you've nailed it. I think
I would want to know the exact date, even though
that's gonna be luming over your head, particularly if it's
like three weeks from now, You're like, oh my god,
that at least you can like really live it up,
you know, in that amount of time. And to justice point,
if it says like you're going to die some way,
then anytime you're doing that thing, you're going to be
(16:59):
full panic, like is this the moment? Is this the moment?
And then you don't die, and then you're like I
was trusted out for nothing.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
But what if it's like natural causes at.
Speaker 6 (17:08):
Ninety Well, yeah, you flip that card then now no, okay,
I guess I gotta live continue just living the way
I'm living now.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
That's the same thing, because then the date of my
death is going to be, well, I'm twenty seven and
a half, so it's twenty seven, you know, sixty three
years from now, and it's like, sixty three years from
now is the day of your death? I'm juiced, you
know what I mean? Yes, no big deal, I'm gonna
die in my nineties.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Great, No, I think I think I'd rather know how
so I can just avoid that.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
But you can't then know the day, no avoiding it?
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Who are your final destination? Like leave me alone?
Speaker 4 (17:40):
Question?
Speaker 1 (17:40):
What if Selena?
Speaker 6 (17:41):
What if they're like somebody you're gonna die like through
a gunshot? Yeah, and then you would never know who's
going to be the one.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
To shoot you.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
Anytime you're in public, you're like, this is the day
that I'm gonna get shot. It's gonna happen right now.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
But I'd rather that than knowing how much time I
have left, because then every day that goes by, it's
just getting I'm getting.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
More and more. Like that's life right now. No, I
don't think about that right now. I'm just living life.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
You're getting up there, twenty six, Graham, You're getting closer.
Do you think about your life as a whole and
what percentage.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Have half gone?
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Have you lived? Damn, you're already fifty No, one hundred,
and this bitch is already half and half. Wow. Okay,
Well finally learned, Selena.
Speaker 6 (18:23):
The food that we're consuming and everything, and the lifespan.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Is just like more like more, like you make it
to eighty and that's a hell of a good run.
So what if more than half has already done? Selena?
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Oh I'm not over forty?
Speaker 6 (18:37):
Wait okay, but what if you open up the left
card and it's like you're actually gonna live till one
hundred and fifteen and you're going to break away a
record or something that then you're like, way, I kind
of don't want that because I don't want to be
like one hundred and fifteen and not be able to
move anymore.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
I'm fine with that also because that means I could
just fucking drink and do whatever I want to treat
my body like shit. And no, I'm going to live
till hundred and fifteen. It don't matter, all right, that'd
be great.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Thank you for your talkbacks, YEP, appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
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