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July 29, 2025 • 11 mins
On today's episode Graham talks about what he used to scrub his shower and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Happy wild thoughts. Jess is in the bathroom like always.
Let's see if she even makes it to this podcast recording.
We'll see wait our last wild thoughts. Graham, you said
you were going to consider a story time.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Yeah, I already forgot what that was about, and it's
probably for the best. I don't think I can tell
whatever story it was.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Forward to it.

Speaker 4 (00:18):
Do you even remember what it was about?

Speaker 2 (00:20):
I have no idea, so but we can go to
the archives. Yeah, let's just move on. Dang it, move on.
And it was probably something good too.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
I know.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
Yes, where are you?

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Make sure you wipe good, wash your hands, then come
join the podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
In the meantime.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Sure, what do you want to talk about? I want
to talk about Oxford English Dictionary. They have some new
word entries that they've just posted, and I thought that
this one was pretty interesting.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
Okay, bag of dits. They did not, I swear.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
They have to add bag of dits to their dictionary.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
I'm looking at the lit right now. And there's some
other like slang terms like avo as in avocado that's
on the list. Like there's some other things that they're
They're like, you don't want to get some avo on
your brito. Yeah, nobody does call it that now that
I say that.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
But there's what's the definition of bag of dits?

Speaker 2 (01:17):
It says coarse slang in various expressions used to convey
hostile or contemptuous dismissal, especially to suck and or eat
a bag of dits, frequently in imperative, so like go eat.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
Bag of dits.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Yeah, but it's right here on the list. And there
are some other words that, like I would have assumed
would already be on there, but there are quite a
few new word entries, and bagadts is one of Oh
my god.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
Beat down is on here, Like, how is beat down
not already a beat retreat?

Speaker 3 (01:54):
What's that retreat, bet retreat or meat retreat?

Speaker 2 (01:57):
No, like beat like beat off, retreat, beatrit. I guess
that's not what it is.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
When dictionaries do this, is it just to try to
stay relevant because no one's going to any dictionary or
anything these days.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
Here's another good one, bees dick.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
What is that a very small distance or amount like
the length of a bees dick?

Speaker 4 (02:15):
Away?

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Shut up? Yeah, dictionary this Oxford.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
Yeah, it's very like thetation with you rain rod is
on here.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
I mean, I'm telling you there's all sorts of words
that like a lot of us know and use, but
they're now adding them to the official language. You know,
these are officially getting entered into the dictionary, So bag
of dicks will now.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
Be in there.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Speaking of bas No, if you ever felt like a bag.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Of actually, no, you know what, I think I have
felt like a bad one because one time I was
at a bachelorette party.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Somebody brought little dick.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Candies and they came in little bags, so she was
like handing him out to all of us. They're like
little like uh like little candy dicks.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
Were they gummies?

Speaker 3 (03:02):
No, No, they were hard candy.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
I prefer gummy dicks.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
I would too, but it was whatever. But yeah, I
guess technically I have eaten a bag of dicks.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
Then if they were gummies, I'd eat it entire maybe
even two bags of dicks.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
Give me the whole package.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
Jess, you ever eat a bag of dicks?

Speaker 3 (03:16):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (03:17):
Well, yeah, is she coming or.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
I don't know, I don't know, she's still in the bathroom.
She might miss this whole podcast.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
I got a cough lurking, so I'm just gonna get
that out of the way.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
Took im three.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Maybe by the time we're done coughing, just Will joined
the podcast two three.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Oh that felt great.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
I feel way better. Thank you.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Okay, speaking of bag of dicks, Sure you are home alone? Well,
your wife is home some of the time this week.

Speaker 4 (03:46):
Yeah, for the most.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Part, you're gonna have a lot of alone time because
she is going at a town on a work trip. Yeah, Graham,
be honest, are you going to have any alone time?

Speaker 4 (03:57):
Is that? Are you planning on doing that.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
That's not something guys like plan out like ooh tonight,
I'm gonna fill in.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
Don't you never get.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Any alone time? That's not something you would plan out like.
It's not something you've been thinking.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
About all week.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
But when you have full, full empty house like I will,
and only a Golden Retriever sitting lurcally in the corner
watching you do that and judging, it's not something It's
more like when you know that nobody's around. It's like
whenever you know, if the urge strikes you, that's when
you do. You don't schedule it out like Okay, at
four point thirty this afternoon, I'm gonna set it all

(04:30):
up and you.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Know, pardon me, always wondered if it is scheduled, because
I mean I leave for work at the same time
every day.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
Uh huh my.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
I mean my husband knows that he's still there in bed.
Does he just like wait for the moment I leave.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
No, because there's kids in the house, but they're sleeping
nice and that's not.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
You can't do it. Okay, I'm sure people do do it?
Do you? That would be my rule, Like, no, you
need an empty house for that.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
Okay. Do you leave your dog in the room sometimes? Ew,
that's so CROs It's not.

Speaker 4 (05:02):
Like she's an active participant.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
I know, but she watches. She's what your dog Handburne
has watched you do that.

Speaker 4 (05:09):
She's sleeping.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
She's curled up in the corner. She's not like at
the keyboard type it in like hot retriever.

Speaker 4 (05:15):
Babe, you're out of the room.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
At least she's like a child.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
But then she's gonna bark to get in the room,
and that's going to ruin the whole vibe.

Speaker 4 (05:22):
Let her in. Yeah, she's not in front of the screen,
sitting there next to me. Sometimes.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Yes, I may have dunk something into peanut butter and yes,
she loves peanut butter busy and we'll lick it off. Like, ew,
shut up, you're sick this topic the conversation to you.
Take this entire part out of the podcast, Jess. Take
this out of the podcast.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
You can't hear she's in the bathroom, but we can't
change the subject the subjects she's not here.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
You got something, Okay, I had one question. I did
want Jess's opinion on this, but since she's not going
to fucking show up to the podcast today, like whatever.

Speaker 4 (06:01):
Right, I wanted to ask you.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
What you thought about I kind of already know what
you're gonna say, but like Kate was kind of grossed
out with me the other day. Okay, so look, I
built this one of the one of the my favorite
things I built in on our entire house is our shower.
Like it's a really big shower and Kate has a
shower head on her side. I have a shower head

(06:26):
on my side. It's like, I'm really proud of the
way this thing turned out. I did a ton of
work on this thing and laying it out and like
making all together, and the walls I did micro cement.
I've never done micro cement before, but like it almost
gives the walls rather than like tiling the walls with
a shitload of tile and tiles super expensive, and like

(06:48):
I've tiled many showers and bathrooms before, but wanted to
do something different. And the micro cement makes it almost
like a plaster look, and then you apply sealant to it,
and so all the walls are just the same kind
of plaster, got a little bit of texture.

Speaker 4 (07:03):
I don't know, it looks.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
Kind of I don't know, European, maybe even a Southwest.
I don't know what how to describe it, but whatever,
that's that's a description. And then it meets and then
I tiled the floor of the shower and where that
part where the micro cement meets the tile floor, like
I noticed it was starting to get a little discolored,
maybe a little you know, mildew or whatever it is,

(07:25):
and I was like, I don't I got to clean
that up. And I wanted to do that when I
was in the shower because that way I could if
I could find something like scrub it with, then I
can just use the water from the shower. I'm already
in there, you know, right, and then I can scrub
it and it'll all get washed down the drain and whatever. Well,
the only thing I could find, you know, at the
time I could reach was that toilet brush that's right

(07:47):
next to the toilet and it's in its little holders.

Speaker 4 (07:50):
So like I use that and like it worked great.
You know.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
So I use that toilet brush thing that you use
for cleaning inside the toilet bowl. But like I'm just
cleaning the bottom edge where this micro cement meets the
tile of the floor, and I scrubbed, you know, scrubs up, scrub,
scrubbed away, and it like brought it back to looking
brand new. And I was like, oh, whew, that looks great.
And when I told my wife later about like, I
was like, oh, and I just used the toilet rush
and like gave it just a quick scrub and then

(08:14):
look how much better it looks in there now. Because
I was getting worried that like it was gonna just
kind of all the time, and she's like, that's disgusting.
You don't use that that's been in the toilet, you
don't use that in the shower. Like I already feel
like you're gonna say that that's that bad, But like
it's on the floor of the shower.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
But you step on that and the water is like
splashing off of that and it's touching you.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
Anything that goes in the toilet is reserved for just
the toilet.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
Yeah, but you're getting washed off in the shower, right,
you're washing your feet, you're washing everything. There's soap going
over everything down there. It's clean and everything gets washed down.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
The drain doesn't the same.

Speaker 4 (08:52):
Thing like pean in the shower, like, and I don't
like that.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
It's grows.

Speaker 4 (08:56):
It goes into the same poet here as.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
Your toilet on that same fl war.

Speaker 4 (09:00):
But it's all getting washed off.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
I guess that's the thing that like, I like, I
hosted it all down.

Speaker 4 (09:06):
I sprayed it all off, and it's the toilet brush.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
That thing when you're cleaning the toilet is covered in
like some bleachy foam stuff.

Speaker 4 (09:13):
Anyways, it's killing everything.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
It's not like there was toilet paper different and turd
chunks on this thing and then tur chunks.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
That's the problem. Now you're putting that in your shower.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
It's not actively touching turd chunks on it.

Speaker 4 (09:27):
Something that once touched turd chunks.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
Yeah, so it's still it's still on.

Speaker 4 (09:30):
It to tell just to name the podcast turd chunks. Okay,
write that down. She's ever gonna show up to the podcast?
I mean you told her we were doing the podcast.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
Right message, very interesting. I'm on the turtlets.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
Oh she's she's blown some turd chunks as we speak. Again,
I didn't think it was that big of a deal,
but lesson learned. I won't use the brushes toilet brush.
I just don't have another brush like that handy lying
around anywhere. That's the brush I think I'm cleaning.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
Assuming jests would agree that that is disgusting, but I'm
also I'm also such like, uh, I don't know the
thought of anything like that just disgusts me. Like I have,
like to clean the shower. It's like I have, you know,
separate I don't would never use a toilet brush, like
I have different sponges.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
When I have to like scrub like the grouse the
tile or whatever, I have like a brush for that.
But then I get so disgusted that that touched.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
That and something else that I'm like constantly like just
throwing them out because I don't want to like store them.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
And I'm like, but we use that. I don't know,
it's just a weird.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
Thing of mine because they're just picking up and then
it's just like sitting door.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
Then they're growing more of those germs. It's just like
a big Petri dish that or like.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
Yeah, this touched the shower wall or the shower floor, and.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
I can't just like put it up somewhere to save
for next time, Like I gotta use a whole new one.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
I just don't on the inside walls or floor of
a shower to be like unless they like are just
looks disgusting and covered in hair and like gross stuff.
I just I'm not that grossed out by like what
happens in there.

Speaker 4 (10:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
I'm also like not the grossed out by my own toilet,
you know, like whatever.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
Oh you should be. That's very that's very guy of you.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
But Okay, your man probably peees in the shower. Are
you grossed out standing in that shower?

Speaker 1 (11:11):
I don't think he pee's in the shower. He does,
I don't think he does. Okay, he does, but he doesn't.
He has no go ask him. And next week's wild thoughts,
we'll talk about him because he've always I'm there when
he takes the shower. He does not pee in the shower.
He peeces before the shower.

Speaker 4 (11:28):
That's stupid. Why because because you can save the flush,
save some water.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
But it's gross peeing in the shower, but it all
gets washed down.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
I don't know, it's just I can't.

Speaker 4 (11:40):
I don't get it.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
I can't anyways.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
Jezz oh, she's not here, Jazz Jess Wow, won't even
show up to our Wild Thoughts podcast.

Speaker 4 (11:49):
No respect, all right, turd chunks.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
He enjoyed it.
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