October 15, 2025 • 11 mins
On this episode we talked about a proffessional flatulist, a hair museum and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Happy wild thoughts.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Are we about to get kicked out of our own studio?
Speaker 1 (00:04):
We might? We gotta we gotta hurried up here?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Should roll?
Speaker 1 (00:08):
All right? Look, so there's this place called Layla's Hair Museum.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
What the hell?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
It's right outside of Kansas City. It was a museum
and they had a bunch of like, like locks of
celebrities hair. I guess like Marilyn Monroe. They had like
a lock of her hair, Ozzy Osbourne, I'm not really
sure about who else. I was reading this article and
those are the two names that they had used. Now,
this place is just outside of Kansas City. But Layla,
who the museum is named after, she passed away last
(00:37):
year or so. Then it was like passed down to
her granddaughter, who is going to be rehoming the hair
collection to like various museums like New York DC or
wherever else, whoever else wants his hair right? Would you
guys ever go to something like this?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Do you see a hair museum?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (00:51):
See? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Why not to see?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Okay, now, listen, listen, Grammar. I had a feel like
you were going to say, no, okay, what if it
was yes, celebrities pubes.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
I'm more interested.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Why are you so sick?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Welles? Does it like is there a display?
Speaker 4 (01:09):
You know a lot of times to be like a
lock of hair, and they would show a picture of
the person to.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Whose it was.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Yeah, like I get to see.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
A picture of their downstairs, no, to go along with it,
That's what I'm asking.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Oh maybe not that, but like you know, it'd be
like picture of Marilyn Monroe and then like here's a
lock of her pubes under in a glass case.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
That's more interesting to me than seeing her the hair
that was growing on her head? Right, did the carpet
match the drapes? Like we all have questions.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Yeah, that's a good point.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
I'm surprised you wouldn't go to just a regular one,
wouldn't you be like intrigued?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Still not really they know what their hair looks like.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
I've seen a picture of blonde ones of those like
really blonde.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Yeah they do. I don't know. I've never been with
a blonde person.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
I don't I'm asking blonde, I mean artificially, she's sort
of blonde.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Blonde I'm talking about you don't have.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Blonde family members? Is your sister blonde?
Speaker 4 (01:58):
She was when we were kids, So ask her, her sister,
my twin sister, and my brother were like, hey, growing
in leech blonde. I'm sure I saw her in the
shower at some point. I don't remember the carpet match
of the drapes. I'm that's JV. He used to purve
on his sister.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
And look at her in the shower. That was a
true story. I don't know, Like I I'm sure there's
like lighter shades.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I've actually always wondered that, but I don't I have
nobody to ask.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
I think there's lighter shades, you know, like a little
more gingery color looking.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
I think that exists, but I don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Does anyone have like bleach blonde, like toe head blonde
like that?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
I think that's what I want to know.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
I feel like, and that's why you want to go.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
To I mean, we had eight billion people in the planet.
Maybe somebody but understand it.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Well, yeah, if someone's I'll buy no.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
That's due.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Well we're not talking about that, but there's still people
in this world.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
That's true.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
But I'm just talking about like, you know, somebody from Sweden,
they have a super blonde hair.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
They does the downstairs. I think so.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
I think It's the same thing as when you look
at someone's arms sometimes their their hair there is super
super light.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Yep, my arm hair gets pretty like too. I've heard
done the ligne with everything else.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Yeah, you gross?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Well what were you picturing? I got talking about it.
I have blonde ones down there, Jess.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Could you use your new work computer that you just
got and Google a picture of some blonde ros.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Won't let me.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
They've added extra security, probably because of all the things
that we search up all the time.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
You guys, One day when they fire us and it's radio,
it's inevitable they're gonna they're gonna be like, well, on
what grounds did you fire the show? Because they were
the biggest show in the area. Oh yeah, and then
they're just gonna bring up our Google search history nationally.
Everybody will be like, oh, I get it.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
They can't grow. You can't look up any of that stuff.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Search video on Instagram. One time it was uh, a
waxer posted video. She's like, here's my clients, you know,
wax strips and what they do for a living. So
you didn't see like whose wax strips they were, but
it was like it was like, here's the wax strips
and they were like after Brazilian waxes, and so it's like,
here's all the hair left on the wax strips.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
And they'll just tell you like this person's a lawyer.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Yeah wait, and it was so it was so disgusting.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Yeah, they show that just to show that they do
a good job at taking it all off for.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
That and just content. She just I mean, I had
millions of views, but it was gross.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Let me show you that there's varying degrees of hairiness.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Okay, but come on, you're saying that's gross. But you'll
watch someone perform a surgery.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Yeah, yes, that's not all stuff.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
I feel like surgeries aren't gross to me. It is,
but it's like one of those things that you that
I like to watch.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
You should have been a surgeon, Like that's the thing. Like,
I don't think I could have ever been a surgeon
because they'd be like, okay, here's the scalpel, start cutting
into that person.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
I couldn't do it.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
I couldn't do it. But watching it on a screen,
I have no problem. Do you watch the pimple popping videos? See, no,
those I can't. I can't you draw the line there? Yeah,
I can't watch that.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
You have a weird gross Yeah, I know, I know.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
I feel like you watch almost anything, but just no
pimple No.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
I can't do pimple popping. I can do injuries. I
can do a.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Man eating another man's arm. Apparently, didn't we see that one?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Oh that was like that. Oh yeah, it was just
like chomping on a dead body.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Yeah yeah, yeah, like I'm gonna make this my homepage.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Did not say that. Well, whatever you have, I draw
the line at Yeah, pubes on wax strips and temple popping.
That is so strange.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Is that a violation of your let's just say that your.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
What do you call it?
Speaker 4 (05:19):
A waxist waxer waxer posted a thing it's aid morning
radio show host, but didn't say your name, and then
showed just everything that I've been waxed off.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
You would, yeah, without my consent. Yeah, but that's that's
what I was gonna ask that. Clearly the video I
saw like everybody consented to their wax Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Behind on them.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
I'm I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure you're not saying
who Yeah, yeah, I know, but still I think just
out of respect, I hope most people would. I assumed
that she did because she had like twenty like back
to back, and I'm assuming like they ok it, but
didn't say their name or like tag them or anything.
So I was going to ask, like, would you guys
consent to that?
Speaker 2 (05:57):
No, you would? Who cares? Not? If not? If it
said morning rate doctor.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Was like morning radio, Yeah, here's what everyone's butt hole
looks like.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
And it's like yours isn't their name, but he probably has,
you know that videos on the dark web somewhere.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
I just wish I could be making some money off it.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
I think if it said morning radio hosts, like that's
a little too specific, but it just like, let's just
say I was a lawyer and just a lawyer who cares.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
That's never gonna get linked up with me, you.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Know, yeah, but like somebody who knows you can go
through like who follows them? And then like it's like
Graham the lawyer and.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
They're like, oh, the skin color matches, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
The skin color attached to the hairs.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
No to your colon as picture we actually maybe not
because it's always darker.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Yeah it is. I don't know what color it is.
That's weird. You guys are sick.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
This is so gross, gross, so gross. I also saw
something else on Instagram that I normally would even bring up,
but just the COLONASKI pictures just remind me. I saw
something that said, the skin there like on your starfish.
Uh huh, it feels the same as like your lips.
So everyone lick.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
Their likes just immediately started touching it, and now she's
touching her bone.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Lick your lips and that's what it feels like.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Make sure you do it in that order. First touch
your lips first.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
And then don't touch your butt first, and then touch
your lips and your face.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
That's gross's discussed, And it's like the same kind of skin.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
It's probably the same sort of you know, similar you know,
it's an open around opening right, more or less your
mouth than that, and the muscles probably are work similar.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
You probably make your butt talk.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yeah, well it's that it's the same skin because they're
both just like you know, one end of your digestive system.
Oh yeah, it's just like like just one tunnel.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Yeah, human centipede. Remember that. Yes, I was gross. We
don't need to get into that.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
When I was searching out because a lot of people
had tagged me in this video that was going viral
of the world Guinness World Record fart and it was
forty seconds or whatever, and I was like, I guarantee
there's not an actual record for the world's longest fart, right,
And I was right.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
There's not.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
And I was looking to see if there are other
unofficial fart records out there and stuff like that, and
I came across one guy who does have a world record,
I think, but it's not for like an actual fart.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
It was for this guy was.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
The world's longest flatialist. That meant somebody that performs with
their farts. And this guy, he said he discovered at
a young age that he was able to relax that
muscle and basically inhale air there and so that way
he could do he this guy performs as a flatialist,
(08:48):
and he.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Liked he would like suck in air from his that way.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
You're not like, you know, how do you even know
that that's happening. Well, he's good at it.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
Apparently this guy is like a like a goddamn well,
he's a flatulist. He's a fart performer, and so then
he does like all these wacky stage things, and he
puts the mic up and you know he's ripping him
stuff like that, And he had a record for the
world's longest performing flatulest. I think that was an actual record,
because there's no real like fart records in the Guinness Book.
I was disappointed, But this guy could breathe. Some are
(09:20):
in disgusting, so you could fill it up that way. Well,
it's better than him eating broccoli all day and trying
to gas up the way.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Then you have to wait for it to like, you know,
get there. Yeah, for some people it's instant, but you
know it's a hit or miss. You never know.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
So this guy found a little work around to perform.
So just in case you're an aspiring flatulist that's listening
to this podcast, which I assume we have a lot
of you, because this podcast is disgusting, this is maybe
an avenue for you to, oh god, I don't know, perform,
make it big and show business.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Do I ask my follow up question, Yes you do.
It's about sucking in the air, but different hole.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
I guarantee there's people that can do that too.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
When that happens, I'm sure have you eve encountered that?
Not with you but you're maybe you're with somebody. Uh huh,
what goes through a guy's head? What do you think?
Speaker 2 (10:13):
I mean, it's kind of funny.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
I could have done without it, Let's put it that way,
like it'd be better without.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Have you ever laughed? Like what is your reaction in
your head? It's funny, but you don't laugh?
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Yeah, yeah, you don't laugh. You just like keep keep
on keeping on, do you know what I mean? You're like,
it's like one of those ones like I didn't hear anything.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
What are you talking about? What? What was that? No,
you didn't say anything.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Okay, I think that's a good way to handle it.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
But we all heard it, because I'm mortified. We all
we all heard it. We all heard it. It happened.
But yeah, you just uh, you don't acknowledge it, right, No,
have you ever acknowledged it? Like what whoopsies?
Speaker 1 (10:54):
I feel like I have because I mean, if it happens,
you have to just be like, oh my god to
laugh at it.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Yeah, I mean you just play it off and just
act like, hey, that happens. Sometimes you don't even have
to bring a lot bring a laughter to it.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Yeah, it's more awkward if you don't address it if
you don't like just.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Like like what did he what is he thinking? But
I wouldn't want the guy laughing at me.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
No, Well, they don't laugh at you.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
You laugh at yourself. That's like a nervous laugh, Like
it's not really funny, but we're gonna play it cool.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Yeah, basically I don't need you doing stand up comedy.
But we brooking up here like wow, jokes, jokes the
whole time.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
We are getting kicked up out of our studio.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Dang it, dang it.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
So we got to run. And that's all I got
for you.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
See you next week
Happy wild thoughts.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Are we about to get kicked out of our own studio?
Speaker 1 (00:04):
We might? We gotta we gotta hurried up here?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Should roll?
Speaker 1 (00:08):
All right? Look, so there's this place called Layla's Hair Museum.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
What the hell?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
It's right outside of Kansas City. It was a museum
and they had a bunch of like, like locks of
celebrities hair. I guess like Marilyn Monroe. They had like
a lock of her hair, Ozzy Osbourne, I'm not really
sure about who else. I was reading this article and
those are the two names that they had used. Now,
this place is just outside of Kansas City. But Layla,
who the museum is named after, she passed away last
(00:37):
year or so. Then it was like passed down to
her granddaughter, who is going to be rehoming the hair
collection to like various museums like New York DC or
wherever else, whoever else wants his hair right? Would you
guys ever go to something like this?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Do you see a hair museum?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (00:51):
See? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Why not to see?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Okay, now, listen, listen, Grammar. I had a feel like
you were going to say, no, okay, what if it
was yes, celebrities pubes.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
I'm more interested.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Why are you so sick?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Welles? Does it like is there a display?
Speaker 4 (01:09):
You know a lot of times to be like a
lock of hair, and they would show a picture of
the person to.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Whose it was.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Yeah, like I get to see.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
A picture of their downstairs, no, to go along with it,
That's what I'm asking.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Oh maybe not that, but like you know, it'd be
like picture of Marilyn Monroe and then like here's a
lock of her pubes under in a glass case.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
That's more interesting to me than seeing her the hair
that was growing on her head? Right, did the carpet
match the drapes? Like we all have questions.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Yeah, that's a good point.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
I'm surprised you wouldn't go to just a regular one,
wouldn't you be like intrigued?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Still not really they know what their hair looks like.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
I've seen a picture of blonde ones of those like
really blonde.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Yeah they do. I don't know. I've never been with
a blonde person.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
I don't I'm asking blonde, I mean artificially, she's sort
of blonde.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Blonde I'm talking about you don't have.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Blonde family members? Is your sister blonde?
Speaker 4 (01:58):
She was when we were kids, So ask her, her sister,
my twin sister, and my brother were like, hey, growing
in leech blonde. I'm sure I saw her in the
shower at some point. I don't remember the carpet match
of the drapes. I'm that's JV. He used to purve
on his sister.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
And look at her in the shower. That was a
true story. I don't know, Like I I'm sure there's
like lighter shades.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I've actually always wondered that, but I don't I have
nobody to ask.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
I think there's lighter shades, you know, like a little
more gingery color looking.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
I think that exists, but I don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Does anyone have like bleach blonde, like toe head blonde
like that?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
I think that's what I want to know.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
I feel like, and that's why you want to go.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
To I mean, we had eight billion people in the planet.
Maybe somebody but understand it.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Well, yeah, if someone's I'll buy no.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
That's due.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Well we're not talking about that, but there's still people
in this world.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
That's true.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
But I'm just talking about like, you know, somebody from Sweden,
they have a super blonde hair.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
They does the downstairs. I think so.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
I think It's the same thing as when you look
at someone's arms sometimes their their hair there is super
super light.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Yep, my arm hair gets pretty like too. I've heard
done the ligne with everything else.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Yeah, you gross?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Well what were you picturing? I got talking about it.
I have blonde ones down there, Jess.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Could you use your new work computer that you just
got and Google a picture of some blonde ros.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Won't let me.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
They've added extra security, probably because of all the things
that we search up all the time.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
You guys, One day when they fire us and it's radio,
it's inevitable they're gonna they're gonna be like, well, on
what grounds did you fire the show? Because they were
the biggest show in the area. Oh yeah, and then
they're just gonna bring up our Google search history nationally.
Everybody will be like, oh, I get it.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
They can't grow. You can't look up any of that stuff.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Search video on Instagram. One time it was uh, a
waxer posted video. She's like, here's my clients, you know,
wax strips and what they do for a living. So
you didn't see like whose wax strips they were, but
it was like it was like, here's the wax strips
and they were like after Brazilian waxes, and so it's like,
here's all the hair left on the wax strips.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
And they'll just tell you like this person's a lawyer.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Yeah wait, and it was so it was so disgusting.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Yeah, they show that just to show that they do
a good job at taking it all off for.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
That and just content. She just I mean, I had
millions of views, but it was gross.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Let me show you that there's varying degrees of hairiness.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Okay, but come on, you're saying that's gross. But you'll
watch someone perform a surgery.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Yeah, yes, that's not all stuff.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
I feel like surgeries aren't gross to me. It is,
but it's like one of those things that you that
I like to watch.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
You should have been a surgeon, Like that's the thing. Like,
I don't think I could have ever been a surgeon
because they'd be like, okay, here's the scalpel, start cutting
into that person.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
I couldn't do it.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
I couldn't do it. But watching it on a screen,
I have no problem. Do you watch the pimple popping videos? See, no,
those I can't. I can't you draw the line there? Yeah,
I can't watch that.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
You have a weird gross Yeah, I know, I know.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
I feel like you watch almost anything, but just no
pimple No.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
I can't do pimple popping. I can do injuries. I
can do a.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Man eating another man's arm. Apparently, didn't we see that one?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Oh that was like that. Oh yeah, it was just
like chomping on a dead body.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Yeah yeah, yeah, like I'm gonna make this my homepage.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Did not say that. Well, whatever you have, I draw
the line at Yeah, pubes on wax strips and temple popping.
That is so strange.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Is that a violation of your let's just say that your.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
What do you call it?
Speaker 4 (05:19):
A waxist waxer waxer posted a thing it's aid morning
radio show host, but didn't say your name, and then
showed just everything that I've been waxed off.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
You would, yeah, without my consent. Yeah, but that's that's
what I was gonna ask that. Clearly the video I
saw like everybody consented to their wax Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Behind on them.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
I'm I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure you're not saying
who Yeah, yeah, I know, but still I think just
out of respect, I hope most people would. I assumed
that she did because she had like twenty like back
to back, and I'm assuming like they ok it, but
didn't say their name or like tag them or anything.
So I was going to ask, like, would you guys
consent to that?
Speaker 2 (05:57):
No, you would? Who cares? Not? If not? If it
said morning rate doctor.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Was like morning radio, Yeah, here's what everyone's butt hole
looks like.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
And it's like yours isn't their name, but he probably has,
you know that videos on the dark web somewhere.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
I just wish I could be making some money off it.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
I think if it said morning radio hosts, like that's
a little too specific, but it just like, let's just
say I was a lawyer and just a lawyer who cares.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
That's never gonna get linked up with me, you.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Know, yeah, but like somebody who knows you can go
through like who follows them? And then like it's like
Graham the lawyer and.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
They're like, oh, the skin color matches, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
The skin color attached to the hairs.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
No to your colon as picture we actually maybe not
because it's always darker.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Yeah it is. I don't know what color it is.
That's weird. You guys are sick.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
This is so gross, gross, so gross. I also saw
something else on Instagram that I normally would even bring up,
but just the COLONASKI pictures just remind me. I saw
something that said, the skin there like on your starfish.
Uh huh, it feels the same as like your lips.
So everyone lick.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
Their likes just immediately started touching it, and now she's
touching her bone.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Lick your lips and that's what it feels like.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Make sure you do it in that order. First touch
your lips first.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
And then don't touch your butt first, and then touch
your lips and your face.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
That's gross's discussed, And it's like the same kind of skin.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
It's probably the same sort of you know, similar you know,
it's an open around opening right, more or less your
mouth than that, and the muscles probably are work similar.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
You probably make your butt talk.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yeah, well it's that it's the same skin because they're
both just like you know, one end of your digestive system.
Oh yeah, it's just like like just one tunnel.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Yeah, human centipede. Remember that. Yes, I was gross. We
don't need to get into that.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
When I was searching out because a lot of people
had tagged me in this video that was going viral
of the world Guinness World Record fart and it was
forty seconds or whatever, and I was like, I guarantee
there's not an actual record for the world's longest fart, right,
And I was right.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
There's not.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
And I was looking to see if there are other
unofficial fart records out there and stuff like that, and
I came across one guy who does have a world record,
I think, but it's not for like an actual fart.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
It was for this guy was.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
The world's longest flatialist. That meant somebody that performs with
their farts. And this guy, he said he discovered at
a young age that he was able to relax that
muscle and basically inhale air there and so that way
he could do he this guy performs as a flatialist,
(08:48):
and he.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Liked he would like suck in air from his that way.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
You're not like, you know, how do you even know
that that's happening. Well, he's good at it.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
Apparently this guy is like a like a goddamn well,
he's a flatulist. He's a fart performer, and so then
he does like all these wacky stage things, and he
puts the mic up and you know he's ripping him
stuff like that, And he had a record for the
world's longest performing flatulest. I think that was an actual record,
because there's no real like fart records in the Guinness Book.
I was disappointed, But this guy could breathe. Some are
(09:20):
in disgusting, so you could fill it up that way. Well,
it's better than him eating broccoli all day and trying
to gas up the way.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Then you have to wait for it to like, you know,
get there. Yeah, for some people it's instant, but you
know it's a hit or miss. You never know.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
So this guy found a little work around to perform.
So just in case you're an aspiring flatulist that's listening
to this podcast, which I assume we have a lot
of you, because this podcast is disgusting, this is maybe
an avenue for you to, oh god, I don't know, perform,
make it big and show business.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Do I ask my follow up question, Yes you do.
It's about sucking in the air, but different hole.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
I guarantee there's people that can do that too.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
When that happens, I'm sure have you eve encountered that?
Not with you but you're maybe you're with somebody. Uh huh,
what goes through a guy's head? What do you think?
Speaker 2 (10:13):
I mean, it's kind of funny.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
I could have done without it, Let's put it that way,
like it'd be better without.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Have you ever laughed? Like what is your reaction in
your head? It's funny, but you don't laugh?
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Yeah, yeah, you don't laugh. You just like keep keep
on keeping on, do you know what I mean? You're like,
it's like one of those ones like I didn't hear anything.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
What are you talking about? What? What was that? No,
you didn't say anything.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Okay, I think that's a good way to handle it.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
But we all heard it, because I'm mortified. We all
we all heard it. We all heard it. It happened.
But yeah, you just uh, you don't acknowledge it, right, No,
have you ever acknowledged it? Like what whoopsies?
Speaker 1 (10:54):
I feel like I have because I mean, if it happens,
you have to just be like, oh my god to
laugh at it.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Yeah, I mean you just play it off and just
act like, hey, that happens. Sometimes you don't even have
to bring a lot bring a laughter to it.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Yeah, it's more awkward if you don't address it if
you don't like just.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Like like what did he what is he thinking? But
I wouldn't want the guy laughing at me.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
No, Well, they don't laugh at you.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
You laugh at yourself. That's like a nervous laugh, Like
it's not really funny, but we're gonna play it cool.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Yeah, basically I don't need you doing stand up comedy.
But we brooking up here like wow, jokes, jokes the
whole time.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
We are getting kicked up out of our studio.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Dang it, dang it.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
So we got to run. And that's all I got
for you.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
See you next week
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