The JV Show Investigates

We try to tackle the mystery of the Burning Man truck driver, and we get more details on Selena's bachelorette party in Vegas!

Episode Transcript

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Graham, what's wrong? What?God, just I've been talking for two
minutes. And then she looks overand she's like, oh, wasn't ten
minutes of the podcast and Graham dida little singing and everything all right,
so much wild thoughts podcasts that happened, and my Mike wasn't even on.
Sorry about that. What the hell? Thanks buddy. It was for the
best. It's been a rough morningfor she just got back struggling. She

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just got back from her vatchette partyin Vegas. She's roughed up pretty good.
She's drank water for the first timeever to try to rehydrate her body.
Is it's not even working. Mybody is literally reaching. Yeah,
she's running in the bathroom like everyten minutes to pee it out. So
your body is not absorbing. Yeah, I can't even absorb it because it
doesn't know what it is. Andso normally, on the heels of a

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batcherette party, we would jump rightin to dicks and like penis straws and
like how many penis straws did hesuck and like stuff like that. But
we don't have time for that.It's the JV Show Investigates. We've got
a case on our hands. Ihave cracked meeting these cases over the years,
Jess before well before your time.We've had listeners try to dupe us
before, and I've cracked the case. I launched full investigations, I made

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investigative walls, I've turned the studiosinto the command center, and I've connected
the dots and posted pictures and printingout things in connected yard and I've cracked
the case. Yeah, okay,we got a new case on our hands.
This is the case of the listenerthat left us a talkback this morning
claiming he's the one that gave theRock and Diplow Chris Rock, not the

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Rock, Sorry, Chris Rock andDiplow a ride out of burning man in
his truck. Right, So ifyou missed that talk back from this morning,
here it is. Hey, goodmorning, jav Show. I just
wanted to let you know I'm theone that picked up Chris Rock at Diplow
and give him a ride out.It was a mess, but I made
them sit in the back of mytruck because I just cleaned that sucker.
So yeah, they rode in theback, but didn't really get to talk

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to him. Have a good day. I'm just not believing him. Yeah,
but didn't like listen to that thing. He sounds like it's a very
odd thing to leave us a talkbackabout lying about Plus, he sounds very
believable in that to me, Sodid fucking Joey Corona. He did until
he started calling. He went untilhis story wasn't adding up and he was

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calling under other names and emailing aboutother names as seem as I got the
first email was like, hey,I got an email like, hey,
you should have Joey Corona guy onmore. I really liked the way he
sounds, even after he's done beaton the Diamond Princess. You should have
him on the show more often.That's when I knew this, this doesn't
pass the smell. Go back andlook up the Joey Corona saga for anyone
that missed him. I don't evenhere's the here's the damn shame about a

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lot of that. I don't evenknow. People have been hit him up,
like, hey, where's the podcastfrom? You know, I remember
this happening back in you know whatevery year the oh it's gone. Yeah,
a lot of those episodes. Aswe as we post newer episodes,
it's dropping off. The older ones, so now it only goes back to
like twenty nineteen, although that shouldget you in the Joey Corona years because

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it was pandemic time was definitely itwas early twenty twenty. I think,
right when the pandemic because that yeMarch twenty. Okay, so those ones
are probably still up there, butpretty soon they're gonna vanish and be gone.
So could this be him? Itdoesn't sound like him? No,
but I don't know what the fuckhe sounds like. I don't remember,
and he changed his voice a fewtimes. But so how do we find

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out? How do we how dowe crack this case? Well, luckily
for us, there's new evidence.New ship has come to life, dude.
And luckily for you guys, Irecovered a stolen car over the weekend.
So I'm like, you're ready forthis detective work. Yeah, you're
like, you've you've been promoted lieutenant. Now you've got the new badge in
a new corner office. Okay,new evidence has come to life, dudes,

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new shit has come to light.There are more talkbacks, so I
think we should listen to those.Those will be entered into evidence and then
we can make our decision. Okay, here we go. You know,
whether he's always frying the guy's nameor not, he probably did pick them
up because there's a lot of theBaker area. And on top of that,
the braining then philosophy is just thatyou've somebody out. We're family,

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Okay, So what do you guysthink about that? It's part of the
burning Man way. A lot ofburners in the Bay Area. There are
are a lot of burners. Imean, Bernie Man started here in San
Francisco, so it's there are alot of burners. And somebody very well
could have been the guy driving thetruck because he drove him out. Now
he's back in the Bay Area,he's back to his morning commute today.
That's just not enough evidence for methat it was that guy who left the

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talk back, but we can't.I think it does add a little bit
of legitimacy to it, just alittle bit. But it also yeah,
because if there are a lot ofburners in this area, could have been
any guy from here, true,but it also could have been that guy.
I also didn't know they were calledburners. Yeah, I didn't know
that. I think it's cute.I like, hey, burner. Hey,

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all right, we have another talkbackground. Hey, what's up,
guys. I'm the one who gavethe Rock and Little Pump a ride out
of Coachella in the back of mytruck that I didn't clean, and back
there was a bunch of energy drinksand fishing equipment and a gopher. Uh.
I didn't really talk to him much, but I did smell something that

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the Rock was cooking, so Iasked him about it, and he said,
who gives a far Okay, whatdo you know? What if?
What if he's telling the truth.He didn't have a Little Pump and the
Rock a ride out of Coachella.He said, he's got the rock festival?
But what if? I mean,maybe that guy's telling the truth.
Maybe he was actually the one.And like, you're at Bernie Man,
you're doing a lot of drugs overthe weekend. Like, are you really

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going to even remember if it wasChris Rock or the Rock? You just
remember there was a rock in yourtruck. You don't remember which one.
You're fucking high out of your You'reout of your gorge. I just don't
appreciate being made a mockery when we'retrying to get down to this pressing Burnie
question of who this man is.We're launching a serious investigation here, and

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you listeners aren't fucking taking it seriously. Like, fuck, this is a
serious this is a serious deal.People's lives are at They're not really Okay,
there is another talking about Good MorningJV show. I was actually also
at the Fireman concert and I wasthe one who picked up Chris Rock and

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Diplow in the back of my truckand we really did have good conversation.
And my name is Tony. Loveyou, I love Oh my god.
Okay, what about that she was? She said she was at the Fireman
concert because Bertie, it's Bertie Man. There's no one taking this seriously except
for us. I don't believe her. She said her name is Tony.

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Now let's enter that into evidence.Because Jess said she saw an interview with
Diplos thanking a Tony for giving thema ride. Can we confirm that because
she said her name was Tony,so did say that he did? And
now the only thing is there weremultiple rides that they took, so there
was like, you know, atwo hour ride or something that they got
from one person. Then another personalso picked them up, So we're not

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sure which ride this tony person pickedthem up at, so it could have
been. All three of these peopleeach drove a different leg of the drive
crazy. One of them drove alittle pump and the rock and he smelled
what the rock was cooking. Theydrove them out of Coachella and then the
next leg of the trip was diplike. Yeah, they went to Fireman.
Yeah, the last one was thefirst guy, and he actually drove

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them away from burning Man. Didn'thave a conversation with them. How could
you not have a conversation with thatbecause they were covered in mud. So
he put him in the back ofhis freshly clean truck. See his story
adds up. All their stories addup if you ask me. But if
you see Chris Rock covered in mud, you're not gonna getting the back.
You're not allowed in my cab,cabin, whatever the fuck it's called.
You know what I mean, it'sChris Rock. You're gonna let him sit

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where the fuck you want. Maybehe's got a hat on and glasses.
You can't tell who it is.It's just some dude covered in mud,
and you're like, on, noton my new leather seats, getting the
back. The only reason, yeah, the only reason they picked them up,
I feel is because they you whothey were. Would you, guys,
Diplow comes walking down the side ofthe road wearing a hat and sunglasses,
you know who the fuck Diplow is? Like, you would recognize Diplow

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in a hat and sunglasses on adusty desert highway, not at burning Man,
not maybe not with sunglasses. Butif I see his face, then
yeah, there's no way where Ican tell you what the fucking diplo is
or what it looks. Okay,with Chris Rock you're recognizing, Yeah,
I'd feel like i'd recognize Chris Rock, But you know how I'd recognized more
than that the Rock. Now,if the Rock came up, I don't

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care if he's wearing a hat andsunglasses. Would you recognize little Pump?
I don't know what a little pumpis. I don't know what it is.
I've heard the name. There's nota chance in you recognize the little
pump walking down the side of theroad. Yeah, on a dusty desert
highway and a million faced hats andwell, yeah, see that's the only
reason you're recognizing a little pump.Yeah, is he the one that got
sending like witness protection? He gotpunched a bunch of times oh six nine.

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He also has colorful hair and abunch of horrible faced tattoos. I
wouldn't recognize that the one that singsGucci gay. Oh yeah, oh yeah,
that's I don't think you could saysing a song because there's nothing being
sung about that. Gucci Gan,Gucci, Gucci. You know it.
It's a catchy little anthem. It'sa catchy little anthem. Okay, so

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we settled nothing here, right,We need more evidence. Back to the
penis straws in your bachelotte party?Did you guys have penis straws? We
didn't have any decorations. What areyou kidding me? We need a total
redo on this whole batch. Itwas a fucking bust. There was no
decorations, There was no straws.Nobody went out to the clubs and got

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fucking ratchet you got you saw nostrippers. Everyone just sat in your AIRBN
being sulked while it was raining andwent to bed early. You didn't You
were gonna have pinned the bush onthe money. Yeah, but they don't
make that well one, Nope,were there any games. We didn't we
have we played drinking games. Therewere games, but you guys talking about

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Yeah, we talked about dicks,okay, in like a good way or
like a judgy way, in agood way. Okay. We're like everyone,
I don't know, I've never beenon a girl's bachelor party. Does
it just go around the circle andeveryone's like, you know, my man's
dick looks like this, Like youknow what, my man's dick actually makes
a hard turn to the left ata forty five degree angle. Like what
do you guys talk about? No, we don't like describe the dicks.

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You don't know, do you guys? Ever? Like, oh, my
man's God, I mean it's theit's the girthy girth monster. And then
the next she's like, you know, my man, it's he's on more
on the smaller side. We callhim baby carrot. Like do you guys
talk about like that? No,because no one would say that about their
man. But no, you Ithink you talk more about like like what
you do with it? No,like what you do with your man dick,

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But you don't like to describe itbecause it's like it's like his sisters
are there you know what I mean. And oh, his sister went,
yeah, we're not Yeah, youknow, I'm not like describing his Yeah,
that the reason there was no decorations, because you're like, I don't
want to have his sister see me. Oh no, no, no,
no, there is so fun doubleram and a penis straw into my mouth
all weekend. No, there's sofun. There wasn't any decorations because my

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sisters she does drop the ball andshe didn't order shit in time. Wow,
you know what it was. Theydidn't have any good ones on Amazon,
That's what it was. So shewas gonna go to like Spencer's or
something and see what she could find. But then she ended up not being
able to for some reasons. Soyeah, the decorations didn't happen. She's
no longer made of honor at thispoint, she's fired. Yeah she should.
You gotta. If you can't findgood decorations on Amazon, you make

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them put in some effort. Right. I think we've solved solved one case.
I think Selena is like, whileyou didn't get the decorations for me,
I'm gonna cause somebody to go stealyour car. Then she got a
car and then I helped her getit back, and then you helped to
get it back to not seem suspicious. Watch this. Wait, I'm gonna
go on a total tangent here,but speaking of dicks, did you guys

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see the Logan Paul Wait? Whoadeal thing? What was this over the
weekend? I don't know, youknow, Twitter or x whatever is sending
me like, you know, here'sthe things that everybody's watching. It's Logan
Paul's Oh my god, not hearabout this? This is like leaked video,
yes, and it's of her noon some other dude. Shut the

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fuck up, it's not him,it's not him. But it's like,
nobody wants your what are they married? I think nobody wants a video of
your fiance getting lead of her doingthat to some other dude. Wow,
okay, so this was before shedid I don't think it's a cheating incident,
but it's still you don't want thathappening when this is the person you're

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about to marry. Even though youknow that they did that before, you
don't want to see it. Whatam I living? More? Logan Watch
it's like Logan Paul's wife for LoganPaul's girlfriend. Or whatever she is and
oh my god, can you imaginea video like that coming out? Oh
my god, there's multiple? Didhe get a Brazilian? Multiple? Wait?

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I didn't see that one? Whichone you're watching? The one where
he has a whole Brazilian? Wait? Yeah? Ah stop a mom,
I am a mom. I hadn'tseen that one. I only seem like
the slightly mute gave me like thecensored version, but like you still got

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the idea of what was happening?Do I have parental controls on my thing?
Maybe parental controls on your phone?Like what do I? Oh my
god, what did you search forthat one? Now? Literally you squirrel
and everything? Logan Paul wife,let me get to that logan. But
like, what do you do iflike it's an older video? Right?

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I mean he has the money tolike have that removed with a quickness.
I don't know why it's still up? Has he responded or probably not?
I mean I must have parental controlson like this is? And why is
she wearing jest a T shirt?She's got pants on in this one?
Wait? How are she doing thatwith? Like? Is it is that
the same? Where are you seelike mine looks like this. This is

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a different video you searched, LoganPaul wife, what yeah, yeah?
Why is your censored? As likeemojis that are like trying to get you
to click through to see the uncensoredvideo. I don't want to click through
that and get a virus. Wellwhatever is that thing? Maybe you have
to be on the desktop my phone. Oh I searched it on the computer.

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Okay is he responded, I thoughtthis was being today's hottest trending.
To hear about this, I'm likemildly, you know, disturbed that this
wasn't he said anything about this?As he responded, I need to know,
because what do you say? Becauseeverybody you, everybody know it sucks.
You don't like break up with somebodyover this. It was before you

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you would. I couldn't deal withit. What do you mean? I'm
just not a man. I justhave no selena, I have no spine.
I'm not a man. I don'tthink he's talked about it. Oh
now, this one says Logan Paul'sfiance reportedly not the woman in explicitly reportedly
Yeah did it actually? Now?I don't know. Can we do some

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research on this? Either way?Regardless the topic at hand. What do
you do? You know? Thisis too much reading. I'm fucking hungover.
Why why am I doing this?Yeah? I don't know. I
just I don't think he spoke aboutit yet the same. Yeah, I
don't know. I can't. Thisis a lot too. Can somebody investigate
that. The JV Show investigates.Can someone investigate this and then get back

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to us. We're gonna work onthe Rock car Ride, Yeah, the
Rock is Cooking and Little Pump howdid they get out of Fireman Coachella?
Yeah? And then we'll come backtomorrow and we'll share from a meeting. Yeah,