December 9, 2025 • 15 mins
On today's episode we answer some questions from our listeners and Graham tells us about a man that got caught doing something gross at a fire station.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Happy Wild Thoughts Day.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Yes, Up, Up, Up.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
We're starting this podcast off with a talk back Grammy Yeah, good.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Morning, jab show. This is for the Wild Thoughts podcast. So,
since you guys were talking about kinks the other day,
would you rather have to do arm pit play every
single day with your partner licking and all or would
you rather do a golden shower once a year?
Speaker 4 (00:27):
All right, interesting question there. We talked about pit porn
this week. It's one of the fastest growing genres of
kinks below feet Golden showers were ahead of it on
the list.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
I couldn't mention that on the air.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
But pit play, people licking armpits, tickling armpits, all sorts
of armpit stuff is like becoming super popular, and they
say it's becoming more mainstream.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
I don't think any of us were excited about the pit.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Play, but I take that over golden shower.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
But daily pit play or once a year just one
and annual golden shower?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Are you in the golden shower? Are you which one?
Are you right?
Speaker 4 (01:05):
The showery or the shower right right? That matters because
if I was the shower, no big deal. I'll choose
that once a year then having to lick some pits
like once a day. But if I'm the showery, I
guess it depends where.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
But like, e is the pit stuff that bad if
your person showers every day too.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Like that's a good point.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Maybe it's like that, like right out of the shower,
you just got to tickle them a little bit, like
I could do that.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Every day is not going to line up with the shower.
There are those days where you know things are just
not going to time out that way. They can just
lick mine, right, but every single day that would consume
your life if you had to do I.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Think I can still take that way every day over
the golden shower.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Screw that.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Whizz on me once a year, whiz on bro, I'm like,
you know what I mean, that's not that bad.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
And how how long?
Speaker 4 (01:55):
I mean, Look, I've had some PE's that have lasted
so long, you know, after big nighty drinking or that
I've gotten bored and I've just like I'll end it
now and I'll come back later and finish up. But
like your typical daily.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
How long is the pit stuff going on for?
Speaker 4 (02:08):
I don't know, but like think about your average p
like it's over in thirty seconds or less, probably much
much less.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
So if that's once a year, wiz on.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
But what if it's just like one lick one like
a day. Yeah, Like they don't have to get all
up in there.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
It sounded like pit play, like more was happening there,
Like it was a you know, some alone time and
you guys were in there just like.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Licking at each other's arm pits. Every that's a lot.
Just you're taking the shower right.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I don't want to, though, because.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Nobody wants to. Will somebody want to?
Speaker 4 (02:41):
I'm picking it because I don't want to be licking
an arm pit every single day all year long.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
That's too much.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
I mean, but you don't have to be the liquor
every time.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Yeah, that's even still I'm very ticklish that nothing in
part about that sounds enjoyable.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
A twenty second, fifteen second whiz wiz on.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
I just can't. I don't.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
I think I could move on with a relationship if
if they pee on me.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
But I'm going right into a regular shower, Like I'm
not walking around my day to day just covered in
wizz I'm going straight into the shower and rinsing off.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
What's the big deal.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
What if?
Speaker 5 (03:13):
No, what if it's not just like that and done?
What if like again, you have to also do stuff
like right after.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
You're adding new rules too.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Yeah, he didn't say that in the talk back.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
It doesn't a shower of that variety have to happen
in the shower anyways, where there's a drain.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
You're not doing that on your and ruining your new
sleep train mattress.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
No, I don't think that's That's not what we heard
from the diddy freak offs.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Where are they doing it?
Speaker 1 (03:36):
It's like on the hotel bed m hmm.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Okay, But if you're someone that's into this and you're
doing it at your own house something on the lawn,
you're not out in the backyard wizzing on each other
for the neighbors to see.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Doesn't that seem more? I mean, if it's not in
the shower, the only other place that makes sense is
on your lawn.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Somewhere outdoors yet, But obviously it's the shower, Like I'm
peeing in there anyways, So if you want to step
under it and go for it, that's not disgusting.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Everybody keys in the I don't be in the shower.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Well, you're the one of the you're in the vast.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Be in the shower either before ye.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Faces like, don't put that, get those words in my mouth.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
I have before, but it's not like every shower occurrence,
and my body.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Won't even like let me peete anywhere.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
That's not that sounds like a get checked out.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
So like you're like drinking on the beach. You can't
just wade into the bathroom and go in the ocean
like the rest of.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Us in the ocean.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Yeah, no, you've man.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Like I will get out of a pool to go
use the bathroom.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Okay, that's good because other people are swimming in that pool,
and I get other people swimming in the ocean, but
the ocean is like an infinite amount of gallons of water.
You'll walk all the way back to where you park
the cars, like way far away at the beach, like
we're talking like yeah mile trudge through the sand to
go sit in some dirty porta body, or you can
just let it rip in the ocean.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
You can't.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
That is that's a miserable life.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
I only ever went ones in a body of water,
and it was in Lake Bury, Asa, and it took
forever for me to even like be able to go
like I was in the water, like okay, anytime. It
just it wouldn't go like stage fright.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
I've gotten stage fright before. That's a real thing.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
It just it wouldn't come out.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Yeah, no, I know, yeah, you get a body of
water stage fright.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
I'm so surprised, so Selena, that you that you went
with the pits in the last question because in the
previous Wild Thoughts that we we just we had discussed
golden showers, you said if your man really really.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Wanted it, you would be okay with that. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Yeah, I still would if he really really wanted to
do that.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
But I don't think you'd be able to go the
stage fright, but you would just stand there hovering over to.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Go on you.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Yeah, but it wouldn't you mean one little tiny drum
shrift that came out of you?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Twenty minutes Hello, Jess.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
It's interesting you brought that up because I there is
another talk back in here, and I think they want
to know sort of a similar question we should play that.
Speaker 6 (05:54):
I'm on listening to Wild Dutch and Emma hurt Selina
say she would let her make her a cot show
it if it was his biggest fantasy. Elma remembers AG's
biggest fantasy was to toss Selena salad. Does that mean
Selena finally said yes? Good for a j okay, els
(06:16):
you Elmo.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
To Wild Thought, what fuck is Elmo doing listening to
weld Thoughts?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Like he's back Elmo, you little perv.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
But that's Almo does raise a pretty interesting question and
one that I you know, we've gotten this uh you
know question before on the talkbacks.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
I just haven't played it before.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
But a lot of people are out there wondering Selena
because that was a hot topic that came up.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
I don't know how many years ago.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Yes, you weren't here, but in the beginning of my
relationship when I first met aj, like that was the
one thing like he he like always talked about and
we would talk in the air like he wants to
do this one thing, but like I don't want that,
Like I don't want I want no parts of that.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
So, now that you're in a safe space here on
the Wild Thoughts podcast and Elmo, of all people street character,
Elmo asked you the question, you have to answer it
has the blessed event happened?
Speaker 1 (07:07):
It has not. It has not happened. Honestly, after all
of that in the beginning of our relationship, it like
just hasn't come up or got brought up. I don't
think he's heard me now say like this is my husband.
Whatever he wanted to do, like I try it once.
He doesn't know that, so let's not tell him that. Okay,
But yeah, and I don't even know if he was
(07:29):
serious about that. To be honest, maybe it was more
of a jokey thing. But because he hasn't, like it's
been years.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
It's probably because like initially like.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Maybe shut it down so many times.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Sounded like it was fun, or he shut it down
to many times, or he got a whiff after you
had some bad beat ups or something. It was like, No,
I don't know, No, I don't have an interest in
that anymore.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
And also I think I was right look at her.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Last I mean no, I mean I wouldn't know. No,
hold on, first of all, I wouldn't know. But if
things happen when I'm sleeping, I've told you this, And
not long after that, I did get I did get pregnant,
and those pregnancy ones are nothing, are nothing to laugh at.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Pregnancy farts are les.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
They are leading so fucking bad. So maybe that is
what it is.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
Maybe because scent, we know, is the closest thing tied,
you know, to memory, and anytime you think of that,
then that smell punches you in the face in your
mind and you're like, no, I have no interest in that.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
That's why I always say, people like you go so
far in front of each other. That's why I don't.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
I want to.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
I don't need that.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
God man, Elma, I forgot all about that. Elma, you're so.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Gross, disgusting. You should be ashamed of yourself. Elmo, you don't.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
I don't see Elmo asking big Bird about toss and salad.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Well, now that we're on the topic, if your partner
really really wanted to do.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
That to you, no, I'm out.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Yeah, I feel like that's like the one thing.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
It's like, then I got to kiss that tongue, the
same one that was smoking around on that.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Like how how does how does someone even do that?
Speaker 2 (09:08):
There have to be some like is it like like.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
A punching in and out, you know.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
To a tongue punch in the fart box? Is that
why you ask? I love that expression.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
I love that expression where I feel like you've seen videos.
How do they do that?
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Yeah, they just it's it is a tongue in there.
I just go for it. Yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
I've had some buddies that tell me that that is
like they're they are all for it.
Speaker 5 (09:33):
Like they like that done to them.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
No, no, no, they like they have no problem doing that.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
That's so like, is this is this a new thing?
Like did this just become a thing like the past
ten fifteen years or have like people always been.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
Sick and everyone's eating, everyone's asking it's a new thing.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
What show is that? Somebody sent me before?
Speaker 4 (09:56):
Somebody sent me a clip of that one time. It's
from some show and they're like, that's just the thing.
And if a woman has baby wipes, that means she
is down everybody.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
What show is that from.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
I've never watched the actual show, but I've just seen
the clip and it was very very funny.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Everybody is are you looking it up on your front? TikTok?
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Everybody is eating everyone's as just look it up.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
In my work computer. Yeah, I just type that in
everybody everybody is eating everybody.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
He's like, dude, she has baby wipes, that means she
is down. Uh, Chips, I have no clue. You got
to play the audio if it's from a movie or
from a show. Somebody said it to me it is
very funny. I never watched the actual show.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
I don't know, but I need to get off of
this site my work computer. Yeah, okay, just that. I
guess it's Jess is playing it on her phone. Is
it chips, It says Chips. Yeah, well it's like a
movie or what it's a show?
Speaker 5 (10:47):
Is a show?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
You're looking at the wrong dude, No clue.
Speaker 5 (10:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
But so that's what everybody's doing.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
That's the standard. Yeah, everybody's doing it now.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
So no, I can't.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
I just can't.
Speaker 5 (11:01):
I like, my relationship would never be the same, not
in a good way.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Wouldn't be able to get in there. He's all clenched up.
Get out of about it. Yeah, these are gross.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Did you want to talk about I thought we're supposed
to be cleaning this up a little bit.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
I did.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
Look, this is just a news report I'm going to
read to you, and I cannot guarantee that it will
not be gross. Because here's the headline of Baltimore County
Fire employee allegedly masturbuted in public spaces at multiple different firehouses. Now,
this is a complaint that again has been alleged in
the Baltimore County Fire Department, and it seems like this
(11:40):
police investigation into it has confirmed that this is true.
And there's a lot of public health concerns regarding other
people that have used that firehouse or guys that you know,
men and women that you know, they stay there during
their shift, they use the common kitchen areas and stuff.
Because this person apparently was recording themselves doing this, making
(12:02):
videos in a lot of different areas of the firehouse.
Now here's what they've done the firehouse has done to
sort of try to ease people's fears. But this just,
I don't know, in my mind, makes me wonder if
this is all the places that this person did that
they said they've sanitized all the high touch services, door handles,
(12:23):
light swishes, et cetera, all the bathrooms and all the fixtures,
the water fountains, so like was he doing in there
at the kitchens appliances inside and out have all been cleaned,
But do you think that was happening like into the
oven and the microwave and stuff, the bunk rooms, all
the beds and furniture have been cleaned or replaced, like
(12:45):
obviously what's happening there everywhere. All the lockers have been
cleaned inside and out.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
If you work there and you're going in there for
a future shift, you're taking a black light with you
just to make sure you don't like.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
All the floors.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
And then this a lot of the vehicles and fire
trucks I've had to be clean and sand professionally clean
and sanitized. And they've also replaced all the firehouse ice
machines in So does.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
That mean little Foggy do not eat?
Speaker 4 (13:14):
This dude was just spraying and praying into all those things.
Could you ever go back and work in that firehouse?
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Is it that he was spraying or that he just
didn't wash his hands?
Speaker 2 (13:23):
We don't know. In my mind.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
In my mind, I'm assuming that this has happened onto
these surfaces, because why would you go through all the.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Extent of this if like.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
Cleaning appliances inside now touching the inside the microwave with
his hand, but something maybe going into the inside of
the microwave.
Speaker 5 (13:44):
Wait, how was he Isn't there other people there at
the same do you think he was like baking.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
A cake or something.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
I don't know. May he thought it was funny to
launch a load right into the toaster. I don't know.
This is obviously one.
Speaker 5 (13:57):
Person fire hazard. I guess he's at the fire you're
at the firehouse.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
Yeah, they can put it out. I don't know that
I could ever work in there again. Everything you be like, well,
did they actually clean the underside of this? Or I
was cooking food in that? Or I was using ice
out of the ice machine.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
On your bed. That's the gross part about living with boys.
It's like you don't know, like not that they're just
doing that everywhere, but just the not washing your hands factor.
We know they barely wash their hands when you'll have
to go to the bathroom, like you guys are washing
your hands after that, right, Yeah, totally see. And then
they're going.
Speaker 7 (14:29):
Around touch it everything in the house. It's so fucking gross.
I am like O C D like Chlorox wipes, wash
my hands fifteen. It's probably why I have such bad exmum,
my skin so dry. I wash my hands hundreds of
times a day.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
That's why our skin looks so great and we have
because you just let the natural oils and juices and
things keep.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Ourselt in so gross, nice and plump.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
That's disgusting.
Speaker 5 (14:54):
Yeah, I'm out.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
I'm kidding.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
If that happens, I know, I'm resigning immediately, asking for
a transfer to a whole their state as a fire
If I worked in that firehouse, that's awful.
Speaker 5 (15:04):
No, you have to change profession at that.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
That person should get the death penalty. Oh my god.
If they did in that many different places and people
were all unknowingly working to do it.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
That much, Can you guys do it that much?
Speaker 2 (15:19):
What you can? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (15:22):
Whoa?
Speaker 2 (15:24):
I mean not all on the same day. I mean
you not on the same day.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
But over how many times a day?
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Several?
Speaker 1 (15:30):
What I mean, there are people that are addicted to that,
so they.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Like, oh my god, they're in their mom's basement, just
like flapping the ham.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
The ham is being slapped several times a day. All right,
let's clean up. The Wild Thoughts.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Podcast is really gross.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
Discus, just before you post this, could you go back
and bleep like the last Like, I don't know the
entire thing, so it's just one long bleep.
Speaker 5 (15:51):
I don't think our bleep button is working today.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Oh no,
Happy Wild Thoughts Day.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Yes, Up, Up, Up.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
We're starting this podcast off with a talk back Grammy Yeah, good.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Morning, jab show. This is for the Wild Thoughts podcast. So,
since you guys were talking about kinks the other day,
would you rather have to do arm pit play every
single day with your partner licking and all or would
you rather do a golden shower once a year?
Speaker 4 (00:27):
All right, interesting question there. We talked about pit porn
this week. It's one of the fastest growing genres of
kinks below feet Golden showers were ahead of it on
the list.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
I couldn't mention that on the air.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
But pit play, people licking armpits, tickling armpits, all sorts
of armpit stuff is like becoming super popular, and they
say it's becoming more mainstream.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
I don't think any of us were excited about the pit.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Play, but I take that over golden shower.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
But daily pit play or once a year just one
and annual golden shower?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Are you in the golden shower? Are you which one?
Are you right?
Speaker 4 (01:05):
The showery or the shower right right? That matters because
if I was the shower, no big deal. I'll choose
that once a year then having to lick some pits
like once a day. But if I'm the showery, I
guess it depends where.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
But like, e is the pit stuff that bad if
your person showers every day too.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Like that's a good point.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Maybe it's like that, like right out of the shower,
you just got to tickle them a little bit, like
I could do that.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Every day is not going to line up with the shower.
There are those days where you know things are just
not going to time out that way. They can just
lick mine, right, but every single day that would consume
your life if you had to do I.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Think I can still take that way every day over
the golden shower.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Screw that.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Whizz on me once a year, whiz on bro, I'm like,
you know what I mean, that's not that bad.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
And how how long?
Speaker 4 (01:55):
I mean, Look, I've had some PE's that have lasted
so long, you know, after big nighty drinking or that
I've gotten bored and I've just like I'll end it
now and I'll come back later and finish up. But
like your typical daily.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
How long is the pit stuff going on for?
Speaker 4 (02:08):
I don't know, but like think about your average p
like it's over in thirty seconds or less, probably much
much less.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
So if that's once a year, wiz on.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
But what if it's just like one lick one like
a day. Yeah, Like they don't have to get all
up in there.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
It sounded like pit play, like more was happening there,
Like it was a you know, some alone time and
you guys were in there just like.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Licking at each other's arm pits. Every that's a lot.
Just you're taking the shower right.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I don't want to, though, because.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Nobody wants to. Will somebody want to?
Speaker 4 (02:41):
I'm picking it because I don't want to be licking
an arm pit every single day all year long.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
That's too much.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
I mean, but you don't have to be the liquor
every time.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Yeah, that's even still I'm very ticklish that nothing in
part about that sounds enjoyable.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
A twenty second, fifteen second whiz wiz on.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
I just can't. I don't.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
I think I could move on with a relationship if
if they pee on me.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
But I'm going right into a regular shower, Like I'm
not walking around my day to day just covered in
wizz I'm going straight into the shower and rinsing off.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
What's the big deal.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
What if?
Speaker 5 (03:13):
No, what if it's not just like that and done?
What if like again, you have to also do stuff
like right after.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
You're adding new rules too.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Yeah, he didn't say that in the talk back.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
It doesn't a shower of that variety have to happen
in the shower anyways, where there's a drain.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
You're not doing that on your and ruining your new
sleep train mattress.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
No, I don't think that's That's not what we heard
from the diddy freak offs.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Where are they doing it?
Speaker 1 (03:36):
It's like on the hotel bed m hmm.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Okay, But if you're someone that's into this and you're
doing it at your own house something on the lawn,
you're not out in the backyard wizzing on each other
for the neighbors to see.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Doesn't that seem more? I mean, if it's not in
the shower, the only other place that makes sense is
on your lawn.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Somewhere outdoors yet, But obviously it's the shower, Like I'm
peeing in there anyways, So if you want to step
under it and go for it, that's not disgusting.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Everybody keys in the I don't be in the shower.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Well, you're the one of the you're in the vast.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Be in the shower either before ye.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Faces like, don't put that, get those words in my mouth.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
I have before, but it's not like every shower occurrence,
and my body.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Won't even like let me peete anywhere.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
That's not that sounds like a get checked out.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
So like you're like drinking on the beach. You can't
just wade into the bathroom and go in the ocean
like the rest of.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Us in the ocean.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Yeah, no, you've man.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Like I will get out of a pool to go
use the bathroom.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Okay, that's good because other people are swimming in that pool,
and I get other people swimming in the ocean, but
the ocean is like an infinite amount of gallons of water.
You'll walk all the way back to where you park
the cars, like way far away at the beach, like
we're talking like yeah mile trudge through the sand to
go sit in some dirty porta body, or you can
just let it rip in the ocean.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
You can't.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
That is that's a miserable life.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
I only ever went ones in a body of water,
and it was in Lake Bury, Asa, and it took
forever for me to even like be able to go
like I was in the water, like okay, anytime. It
just it wouldn't go like stage fright.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
I've gotten stage fright before. That's a real thing.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
It just it wouldn't come out.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Yeah, no, I know, yeah, you get a body of
water stage fright.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
I'm so surprised, so Selena, that you that you went
with the pits in the last question because in the
previous Wild Thoughts that we we just we had discussed
golden showers, you said if your man really really.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Wanted it, you would be okay with that. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Yeah, I still would if he really really wanted to
do that.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
But I don't think you'd be able to go the
stage fright, but you would just stand there hovering over to.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Go on you.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Yeah, but it wouldn't you mean one little tiny drum
shrift that came out of you?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Twenty minutes Hello, Jess.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
It's interesting you brought that up because I there is
another talk back in here, and I think they want
to know sort of a similar question we should play that.
Speaker 6 (05:54):
I'm on listening to Wild Dutch and Emma hurt Selina
say she would let her make her a cot show
it if it was his biggest fantasy. Elma remembers AG's
biggest fantasy was to toss Selena salad. Does that mean
Selena finally said yes? Good for a j okay, els
(06:16):
you Elmo.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
To Wild Thought, what fuck is Elmo doing listening to
weld Thoughts?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Like he's back Elmo, you little perv.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
But that's Almo does raise a pretty interesting question and
one that I you know, we've gotten this uh you
know question before on the talkbacks.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
I just haven't played it before.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
But a lot of people are out there wondering Selena
because that was a hot topic that came up.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
I don't know how many years ago.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Yes, you weren't here, but in the beginning of my
relationship when I first met aj, like that was the
one thing like he he like always talked about and
we would talk in the air like he wants to
do this one thing, but like I don't want that,
Like I don't want I want no parts of that.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
So, now that you're in a safe space here on
the Wild Thoughts podcast and Elmo, of all people street character,
Elmo asked you the question, you have to answer it
has the blessed event happened?
Speaker 1 (07:07):
It has not. It has not happened. Honestly, after all
of that in the beginning of our relationship, it like
just hasn't come up or got brought up. I don't
think he's heard me now say like this is my husband.
Whatever he wanted to do, like I try it once.
He doesn't know that, so let's not tell him that. Okay,
But yeah, and I don't even know if he was
(07:29):
serious about that. To be honest, maybe it was more
of a jokey thing. But because he hasn't, like it's
been years.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
It's probably because like initially like.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Maybe shut it down so many times.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Sounded like it was fun, or he shut it down
to many times, or he got a whiff after you
had some bad beat ups or something. It was like, No,
I don't know, No, I don't have an interest in
that anymore.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
And also I think I was right look at her.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Last I mean no, I mean I wouldn't know. No,
hold on, first of all, I wouldn't know. But if
things happen when I'm sleeping, I've told you this, And
not long after that, I did get I did get pregnant,
and those pregnancy ones are nothing, are nothing to laugh at.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Pregnancy farts are les.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
They are leading so fucking bad. So maybe that is
what it is.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
Maybe because scent, we know, is the closest thing tied,
you know, to memory, and anytime you think of that,
then that smell punches you in the face in your
mind and you're like, no, I have no interest in that.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
That's why I always say, people like you go so
far in front of each other. That's why I don't.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
I want to.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
I don't need that.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
God man, Elma, I forgot all about that. Elma, you're so.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Gross, disgusting. You should be ashamed of yourself. Elmo, you don't.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
I don't see Elmo asking big Bird about toss and salad.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Well, now that we're on the topic, if your partner
really really wanted to do.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
That to you, no, I'm out.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Yeah, I feel like that's like the one thing.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
It's like, then I got to kiss that tongue, the
same one that was smoking around on that.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Like how how does how does someone even do that?
Speaker 2 (09:08):
There have to be some like is it like like.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
A punching in and out, you know.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
To a tongue punch in the fart box? Is that
why you ask? I love that expression.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
I love that expression where I feel like you've seen videos.
How do they do that?
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Yeah, they just it's it is a tongue in there.
I just go for it. Yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
I've had some buddies that tell me that that is
like they're they are all for it.
Speaker 5 (09:33):
Like they like that done to them.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
No, no, no, they like they have no problem doing that.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
That's so like, is this is this a new thing?
Like did this just become a thing like the past
ten fifteen years or have like people always been.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
Sick and everyone's eating, everyone's asking it's a new thing.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
What show is that? Somebody sent me before?
Speaker 4 (09:56):
Somebody sent me a clip of that one time. It's
from some show and they're like, that's just the thing.
And if a woman has baby wipes, that means she
is down everybody.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
What show is that from.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
I've never watched the actual show, but I've just seen
the clip and it was very very funny.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Everybody is are you looking it up on your front? TikTok?
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Everybody is eating everyone's as just look it up.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
In my work computer. Yeah, I just type that in
everybody everybody is eating everybody.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
He's like, dude, she has baby wipes, that means she
is down. Uh, Chips, I have no clue. You got
to play the audio if it's from a movie or
from a show. Somebody said it to me it is
very funny. I never watched the actual show.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
I don't know, but I need to get off of
this site my work computer. Yeah, okay, just that. I
guess it's Jess is playing it on her phone. Is
it chips, It says Chips. Yeah, well it's like a
movie or what it's a show?
Speaker 5 (10:47):
Is a show?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
You're looking at the wrong dude, No clue.
Speaker 5 (10:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
But so that's what everybody's doing.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
That's the standard. Yeah, everybody's doing it now.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
So no, I can't.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
I just can't.
Speaker 5 (11:01):
I like, my relationship would never be the same, not
in a good way.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Wouldn't be able to get in there. He's all clenched up.
Get out of about it. Yeah, these are gross.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Did you want to talk about I thought we're supposed
to be cleaning this up a little bit.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
I did.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
Look, this is just a news report I'm going to
read to you, and I cannot guarantee that it will
not be gross. Because here's the headline of Baltimore County
Fire employee allegedly masturbuted in public spaces at multiple different firehouses. Now,
this is a complaint that again has been alleged in
the Baltimore County Fire Department, and it seems like this
(11:40):
police investigation into it has confirmed that this is true.
And there's a lot of public health concerns regarding other
people that have used that firehouse or guys that you know,
men and women that you know, they stay there during
their shift, they use the common kitchen areas and stuff.
Because this person apparently was recording themselves doing this, making
(12:02):
videos in a lot of different areas of the firehouse.
Now here's what they've done the firehouse has done to
sort of try to ease people's fears. But this just,
I don't know, in my mind, makes me wonder if
this is all the places that this person did that
they said they've sanitized all the high touch services, door handles,
(12:23):
light swishes, et cetera, all the bathrooms and all the fixtures,
the water fountains, so like was he doing in there
at the kitchens appliances inside and out have all been cleaned,
But do you think that was happening like into the
oven and the microwave and stuff, the bunk rooms, all
the beds and furniture have been cleaned or replaced, like
(12:45):
obviously what's happening there everywhere. All the lockers have been
cleaned inside and out.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
If you work there and you're going in there for
a future shift, you're taking a black light with you
just to make sure you don't like.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
All the floors.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
And then this a lot of the vehicles and fire
trucks I've had to be clean and sand professionally clean
and sanitized. And they've also replaced all the firehouse ice
machines in So does.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
That mean little Foggy do not eat?
Speaker 4 (13:14):
This dude was just spraying and praying into all those things.
Could you ever go back and work in that firehouse?
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Is it that he was spraying or that he just
didn't wash his hands?
Speaker 2 (13:23):
We don't know. In my mind.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
In my mind, I'm assuming that this has happened onto
these surfaces, because why would you go through all the.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Extent of this if like.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
Cleaning appliances inside now touching the inside the microwave with
his hand, but something maybe going into the inside of
the microwave.
Speaker 5 (13:44):
Wait, how was he Isn't there other people there at
the same do you think he was like baking.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
A cake or something.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
I don't know. May he thought it was funny to
launch a load right into the toaster. I don't know.
This is obviously one.
Speaker 5 (13:57):
Person fire hazard. I guess he's at the fire you're
at the firehouse.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
Yeah, they can put it out. I don't know that
I could ever work in there again. Everything you be like, well,
did they actually clean the underside of this? Or I
was cooking food in that? Or I was using ice
out of the ice machine.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
On your bed. That's the gross part about living with boys.
It's like you don't know, like not that they're just
doing that everywhere, but just the not washing your hands factor.
We know they barely wash their hands when you'll have
to go to the bathroom, like you guys are washing
your hands after that, right, Yeah, totally see. And then
they're going.
Speaker 7 (14:29):
Around touch it everything in the house. It's so fucking gross.
I am like O C D like Chlorox wipes, wash
my hands fifteen. It's probably why I have such bad exmum,
my skin so dry. I wash my hands hundreds of
times a day.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
That's why our skin looks so great and we have
because you just let the natural oils and juices and
things keep.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Ourselt in so gross, nice and plump.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
That's disgusting.
Speaker 5 (14:54):
Yeah, I'm out.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
I'm kidding.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
If that happens, I know, I'm resigning immediately, asking for
a transfer to a whole their state as a fire
If I worked in that firehouse, that's awful.
Speaker 5 (15:04):
No, you have to change profession at that.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
That person should get the death penalty. Oh my god.
If they did in that many different places and people
were all unknowingly working to do it.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
That much, Can you guys do it that much?
Speaker 2 (15:19):
What you can? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (15:22):
Whoa?
Speaker 2 (15:24):
I mean not all on the same day. I mean
you not on the same day.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
But over how many times a day?
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Several?
Speaker 1 (15:30):
What I mean, there are people that are addicted to that,
so they.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Like, oh my god, they're in their mom's basement, just
like flapping the ham.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
The ham is being slapped several times a day. All right,
let's clean up. The Wild Thoughts.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Podcast is really gross.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
Discus, just before you post this, could you go back
and bleep like the last Like, I don't know the
entire thing, so it's just one long bleep.
Speaker 5 (15:51):
I don't think our bleep button is working today.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Oh no,
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