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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Now the Tuesday means another wild thought.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Wow thought up?
Speaker 1 (00:04):
All right, Graham, Yeah, I already showed you this picture
that I'm about to show. Just this is me this
morning during the show. I'm just scrolling on Instagram during commercials,
and this is what gets fed to me. I don't
know why. Okay, Jessin, I'm going to show this to you.
I'm just going to ask you to describe what you're seeing.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
I'm already grossed up.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Ew, something's cupped. What is it?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Is it? It's butchers cupped but cheeks.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Wait, I didn't even know that was an option to.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Get it away?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Get it?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
It is two butt cheeks being suctioned. This is some
Some people go in to have this done cuppings that
lifts and it plumps the booty cup.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Right.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
All they do is they're just pulling the air.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Wait, so isn't this the same thing that people were
doing back when Kylie Jenner got her lips done and
everybody was trying to get the lips.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Some people would do it to their lips.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Oh my gosh, So now they're doing.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
It to their cheeks. Cheek fits inside, right, So one
butt cheek goes in one cup and You're looking at
this picture and it's like they're spread and then suctioned
up all the way in. And it looks weird because
the cups are clear, so.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
You just see cheek pulled up into the inside of
this cylinder thing. It's very bizarre looking. Do you think
it gives lasting results?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
No?
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Do you think it gives even like good temporary results
maybe that day.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
This doesn't even seem like because I know I've heard
a lot of great results for just cupping in general,
like on your back.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
I don't even feel like what does bat cupping do?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
I think it removes like some of the extra like
air that's in your air, your air, but like it's not.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Air, but like helps remove some air for your backside.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
That's called not air, I guess not.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
I don't know. That was like a stress relief type thing,
like you're in Spanish.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
I think you would say, like it like but let
me see, let me see, let me.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Ask, because and you said you don't think this gives
lasting results, Like I cupped my dog and like and
I just repeatedly did it for over over and now
like this thing's dragging on the ground.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Shut and it's purple.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yeah, it clear. It clearly does the chie No.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
It is used to draw blood and fluids to specific
areas of the body to relieve pain.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Okay, and that's for the back nine cheeks, not for
the cheeks. Okay.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
So it does not leave like a bunch of like
rings in your back.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Yeah, I don't want that. I don't know. I wonder
if it leaves that on on the butt cheeks. Here's
the thing. Here's here's my thing. Okay, thing, who would
sign up to perform this on random people? Because I'm
looking at this picture. The butt cheeks are you know,
one suction cup covering each and they're really sucked up
in there, like you can tell that the hair is
just it's really suctioning. Yeah, and it is spread. It
(02:56):
is spread like I would hate to have to see, uh,
you know, the other angles right now I'm seeing mostly back,
but imagine being by the person's legs and as soon.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
As you hit the suction start button, like farts are
just flying out because it's like separating the cheeks as.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Wait, it's called it's referred to as vacuum butt therapy.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
There you go, therapy.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Get yourself some vacuum butt therapy. Isn't that what like?
Isn't that isn't like legitimately isn't the penis and larging thing?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Isn't that what it is?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Yeah? But it's it's not permanent, right.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I'm just saying, like I thought that's something like performing,
but it's not penis pump. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
I thought that's when you like took your bike pumping,
like pump some air into it, filled it up.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
No, but that's just temporary.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Right, I don't know. You're asking the wrong dude. I've
never needed to do this.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Oh shook it because I obviously have seen so many
people get cupping before. I just never thought that you
could find a giant cup for your butt.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Well.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Also, Selena, you're like, who would do this? Anybody that
wants to prey on people to make money? That's what
this is, like people you can get it's gonna be
five hundred and ninety nine dollars to get your butt
cheeks such unless these.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
People know that, Like, I'm sure it does something, but
maybe only for that first a few hours following.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Maybe you only need the booty popping for your ten
year high.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
School readas you know, just like a night for an
event and if that go with you, then maybe it's
not that scammy. But you're not gonna get long term results.
I'm almost positive, Like.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Do you even need a doctor's license or whatever to
do this? You just need some sort of air compressor
whatever pomp the air out.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
It also reduces like the appearance of cellulite and stretch marks, scars,
like anything you may have.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
On the butt. Well, these are all bold claims people
that own these.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
She like to see all the butts lined up in
a row, and I'll be the judge.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Of that line the butts up. Get your butts up,
all right.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Our listener, Melissa slid into my DMS this morning. She said,
I couldn't leave this as a talkback. I've been listening
to all the Wild Thoughts podcasts, all the past ones,
and I've learned so much. I've been dying laughing so far.
I've learned a lot about JV and what his ass
waxing stories were. There were a lot of assboxing stories.
Go back and listen to the old Wild Thoughts podcast. Uh,
(05:13):
Carolyn is Selena's real name? Does that not come up
on the show very often anymore? I don't know why
it would I'll start bringing it up there.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Oh thank you?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Did you have to go back to all the old
Wild Thoughts to learn that?
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Like everyone should have learned that by now, And what
an Alaskan pipeline is? I'm addicted with two laughing?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Oh yeah, can we go back to that? I don't remember.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
I need to refresher Alaskan pipelines.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
When you take a number two and you wrap it
up and you freeze it and then you do something
with it.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
I can't that's disgusting.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
We can't go back to the old Wild Thoughts podcast.
You could go back and listen to them. We're just
not allowed to a lot of new bosses walking around
the office, baby, and I don't need the new bosses
hearing about the Alaskan pipeline stuff because they'll probably be
like stepping in my office. Why you're fucking fired? Yeah,
so we don't need that. So apologies that we can't
go back to that. But if you do want a
good laugh, go back and listen to the old original
(06:01):
Wild Thoughts podcast from several years ago. Because he had
you'll hear a lot of ridiculous stuff.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
I've blocked that out from memory.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
I don't know what any of it was about, all right,
I want to throw something out to you ladies and
let me let me know what you guys think.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
This woman says she's been dating a guy for a while.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
She went home to meet the family for the first time,
and she had always heard that she looked a lot
like Now this guy had a sister who had passed away,
and everyone had said like, oh, you kind of look
like her. But then when she got to the family's house,
she realized, holy shit, I'm like spot on, Like, we
don't look just a little bit alike, we look a
ton of Like would this.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Be the deal breaker for you?
Speaker 4 (06:40):
Because everything's going great, You love this guy, you're meeting
the family, everything's great. But when you get to the
house you realize, like, holy shit, I look exactly like
the sister who's past.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
That'd be tough, because you know, the whole family's bringing
that up to you every time they see you.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
It wouldn't be a deal breaker. Part of me would wonder, like,
is he only drawn to me because he sees his
sister in me? Care full he.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Would like to see his sister?
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Yea wait, in the Brittany book, Yeah, so wouldn't that
be like kind of a red because that's like, well,
what if that was the thing, then that's weird.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
He wants to date his dead sister.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
But I wouldn't think that. I mean, I wouldn't think like,
oh my god, you like wanted to date his sister
and that's why he's attracted to me. I would think
that he's just looking for any type of connection to her, right,
But do.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
You want to be the replacement? That's weird.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
I don't know. I just feel like it would be
like it would just be a lot of pressure to
live up today. That would be my only thing. Because
then he's already comparing you to her.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
He's not the only one looking at you like that.
The mom is also like.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Oh wow, the sister, my daughter, the daughter, it's just
like my daughter, you know.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
So that's all kinds of weird, right.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Right, it's not a deal breaker for me, Jess.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
It might be you go home to your man Ruben's
family and you look at some family pictures on the
wall and you're a spitting image of his.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
If I look exactly like right, it might be a
deal breaker, because yeah, I don't need the whole family
to be constantly referring to me like bringing that up, Yeah,
it would just make me feel awkward.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
And you know that they're not the only ones that
are going to see it. Yeah, they're extended family, they're friends.
You get married, someday, half the audience there is gonna
be like, holy, did you see she looks exactly like
the sister. Everyone's going to be a lot of whispers
at the wedding.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
You're out, I might be really I'm the only one,
don't you think.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
It just and something just doesn't sit right.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
I mean it's not ideal, but I'm not out completely
because of that.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Yeah, I guess you'd have to first I want to know, like, Okay, hello,
do you see it like the person that I'm dating?
Like I would want to know do you think I
have a resemblance to your sister? Because then if they
say no and they're kind of like I never really
saw it, then I'm kind of like, Okay, then you
weren't looking at me because of that. But if they're like, no,
yeah I kind of see it, then I'm like, okay,
red flag weird, Like why are you trying to date
(08:57):
me if I look so much like your sister? Because
because if you think about it, Selena, you wouldn't want
to date someone if you had a brother. You wouldn't
want to date someone who looked like your brother. I
don't think no, exactly.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
No, I don't mean you might. I don't know. What
if your brother was incredibly handsome?
Speaker 1 (09:10):
No, I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Just does your man have a sister?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
No? Do you have a brother?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
I have a brother.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
I wouldn't want to do would you do him? No?
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Just checking?
Speaker 4 (09:22):
I was really well, I was really hoping your man
had a sister because I was like, I'm.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Going to need to see it.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
You have a twin sister?
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:29):
So would you What if? What if like you were
dating someone who kind of looked like her?
Speaker 4 (09:34):
I mean our listeners when I posted pictures with her
before and am I, they're like, oh, her and Kate
look a lot of like I don't.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
I don't see it, but I could see that they
have similarities.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
And did you are you dating Kate because she has
the similarities to yours?
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Well, see, everybody knows your sister or not. Like as a.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
True leo, you know, we're just obsessed with ourselves, right,
So I would want to date myself. The closest thing
to that as my twin sister can't date her, so
now I want to date someone that looks like her
because she looks like me.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Do you get it?
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Way? Yeah? What about those?
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Do you guys believe that as couples are together for
a long time they start to look like each other
because we hear that all the time.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
I see we all see it all the time. There
are a lot of people that look like you. Why
how does that you see people? I don't think that
they grow to look more like each other. I think
there is something to draw into similar features or whatever.
And then you look, there are so many couples you
look at me like they can.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
You can, Jojo see you on her boyfriend fiance. I
don't know what they are at this like they can.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Yes, there are so many couples I think look like
they could be siblings.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Okay, question totally unrelated. So how far are you into
love is blind?
Speaker 4 (10:45):
I just finished the one where the dude dating the
hot chick brought her to meet his friends and she
was like and she was like, oh, she's finding out
that he's a party apart.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
She was like upset about that?
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Would that be a deal breaker for you?
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Jess not a deal breaker, especially if it's coming from
a random person that hasn't been in a like a
random buddy's girlfriend that hasn't been in his life for
that very long.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
I feel like a lot of the shit that these
the ladies on the show were like mad at, they
were just yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Just overreacting because especially because her specifically Ali, she kept
contradicting herself saying, Oh, I want someone who brings me
out of my shell, someone who was a little bit
more life of the party. But then she got really
upset when they brought out that he liked going out
and like going to the strip club.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
And then she also got upset that he would come
home from his shit and drink beer and c here. Oh,
I don't think you've gotten there.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
Well, I don't know, but I mean for people that
have not watched Love is Blind, this guy he's taking
his fiance, I should say that they met in the
pods and then to meet his one of his best
friends and his girlfriend, and the two ladies go to
the bathroom and the girlfriend of his best friend is like, oh, man,
what do you think about the bachelor party and the
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strip clubs? Because they used to love going to strip
clubs together, and these two guys are big partiers. And
that seemed to catch a what's her face?
Speaker 2 (12:14):
What's her name?
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Alie Ali by surprise, like, oh, he always painted it
like the friend was the party or not him?
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Yeah, and she's finding out that they were both big parties.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
Would that be if your man had always told you like, no,
I'm not like some big party or anything, and one
of his friends is like, uh no, We've hit the
bars and clubs all the time and hit the strip
clubs like every weekend.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Would you feel like you're lied to?
Speaker 1 (12:36):
The line would bother me? Not the strip club part.
I would feel lied to. But but he but even
like the friend har to clean it up, like I mean,
when he was single and now he's not, so I
mean I would still give him the benefit now he's
not he's been in.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
A relationship for three weeks. Well now he's not going
to the strip.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
He was single for however many years, Like I think
I think even then, I would still give him the
benefit of the doubt, or.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
At least you have a conversation with him about like, hey,
so and so told me this isn't this I clarify it.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
But she never did that.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
She just didn't want to be with him.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
I know, I feel like she was finding any excuse
to not. Okay, what about because you already watched all
the episodes in there in Mexico?
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Yeah, okay?
Speaker 1 (13:13):
What about Edmund crying because he was the only guy.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
That he didn't get to go to Poundtown. He didn't
get to smash. He's an emotional guy, but.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
He's so emotional. I really felt for him. But like
when he found.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
Out he was the only guy, all the guys were
talking about the smashery and he's like, she wants to wait?
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Would that bother you? Graham?
Speaker 4 (13:35):
I mean again, it it all depends on the person
in that instance, because I.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Don't know that any of them these.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
Matches are like true soulmates whatever you want to call it,
because they've been kind of flung together and they've only
known each other three weeks. It's kind of like, what
are the odds that we're actually going to work out here?
We're in Mexico, let's smash? You know, like you would
be kind of I think you'd be a little like
if all the other guys were talking about it, you'd
be like, how.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Did get up with the one that doesn't want to
smash but obviously, and she.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Was so offended that he like cared that much.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
We shouldn't cry about it, bro.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
I think one, yeah, I mean, when he was making
it like a big o' scene. But also she had
already told him that. I think in the pods, I
think she mentioned that, like I had already told you
we weren't gonna like we were gonna wait.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
So and he was fine with that then, right. But
the one thing that he kept bringing up because I
guess he knew that she had had one night stands
in the past, and so he was like, how how
like you've had one night stands, I'm your fiance and
you won't even get physical.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
With me, and that's valid.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
But she says what a lot of ladies say, it's
because we actually care about you that we want to wait.
The ones we don't care about we give it up
to them.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
Grama is like, uh, I was like, I don't want
to say I understand the logic because the logic isn't
the right word there, but like, I guess I understand
the idea behind that it is. But then you have
to understand on the flip side because we don't know
like what your true feelings at the time were for
these other guys one night stands, and like you may
(15:06):
have thought at the time like, oh, this is my guy,
this is and then it doesn't work out, You're like,
I just I didn't have any feelings for him.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
That's why I smashed, you know.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
It's kind of It's also tough because you are going
to get married in like a week and a half
at that point, so it's like, uh, like do you
are you.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
Gonna like you know that feeling of I feel like
Poundtown is a place that needs to be visited.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
I think so too, Jess. Would you go to Poundtown?
You just met these people out of the pods? You
go to Mexico? Are you if I'm engaged with them?
Speaker 3 (15:33):
I feel like you have to, Yeah, you have to
turn it out.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Yeah. It's so weird.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Although on imagine, like on camera, how awkward is that
because the pros are just there a giant cameras.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
Filming all right, let's go to bed, and then they
like turn their lamp off of the whole room still
laid up because they're like filming in there, and they
have all these like lights set up in the room.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
I'm always like, that's weird, Like the whole thing's weird.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
It's very weird. But finish it, hurry up, so we
could talk about everything else.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
All the episodes behind your episode are you on?
Speaker 2 (16:06):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
I feel like I've watched a lot. I can't be
that far behind. Then I've watched a bunch. My problem
is like I put one on on Saturday night. Kate Felsley,
we had to rework on Friday, you know whatever, and
then we had to like rewatch it on Saturday that
I fell asleep.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Then, you know, to get through the one episode. It's
been like it's been it's been slow going.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Well, if you're on the vacation ones already, then you
might be kind of close, but I think you still
have at least four or something.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
You're already back home.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
Yeah, they're back in the hometown. Okay, so they're back
like living in the things together. Edmund already climbed in
the cabinet. People that don't listen to love and Love
is bladder, Like, what the fuck are you guys talking
about those wild thoughts?
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Talk about some Alaskan pipelines.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Ew, you're sick. That's the kind of talk you want.
You're disgusting. Yeah, that's why we love you. Anyways, enough
of that, We got to go, all right, say bye,
oh bye,