August 26, 2025 • 17 mins
On today's episode we talk to Graham to get an update on his Bday voucher and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Wild thoughts.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
We're back at it the JB Show.
Speaker 3 (00:04):
Hi, guys, Graham, it was your birthday on Friday. It
was We asked this, after everybody has a birthday, did
you use the vouch a birthday voucher?
Speaker 4 (00:17):
You guys? Let me start by saying on Monday on
our show, I proclaimed that this was top five birthdays ever.
You know, birthdays are not a big thing in my life.
I didn't have my first birthday party until I think
I was like, well, I'm only twenty eight and a half,
but like till I was like thirty thirty three, I think, Yeah,
(00:40):
never had birthday parties. Growing up. We used to do
things as like a family would go somewhere. You know,
sometimes that's something fun, but like not even like.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
A girlfriend would throw you like a little something like.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
No, Kate was the first one that threw me a
birthday party.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Is that when you knew she was a keeper?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
All right?
Speaker 4 (00:55):
I knew well before that because you were stocking. But
I think she also knew that I had never had
a birthday party.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
She felt bad.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Yeah, she threw one hare at our apartment in San Francisco.
Is a good time anyway, So birthday is not a
big priority in my life. But this was like top
five birthday ever because you know, play a little golf,
fancy lunch, it some gambling, won some money. It was great.
We went to an outdoor movie night with some friends.
(01:21):
It had some more drinks. Now here's where we get
to what could have it could have been top the
best birthday ever, at least in recent memory, because I
can't remember anything that we tough. This is the cashing
of the voucher. But Kate ran out the clock. She
took a knee, kneeled down and ran out the clock
and time expired. It went past midnight, and the voucher
(01:45):
no long. We all know the fine print on there.
If it's not used on the actual birthday, it's Nolan
Voyd and you have to wait all the way until
next year. And I had that thing lambit. Had my
voucher laminated. I had it notarized. The thumb print was
on there, Everything was stamped and approved. I even took
it down to the DMV to see if I need
someone there to sign it. They said no, And I
had everything done and she ran out the clock. I
(02:06):
mean midnight passed and I fell as is.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
It actually Kate's fault or yeah, or you had long
day and you fell asleep.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
I think she purposely ran out the clock. I think
she obviously knows about.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
The voucher, dropping hints like was there any nudging of
the head down south?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Like why didn't you try to like make sure that like, hey,
you guys have time for that. Yeah, Like we get
home a little early before midnight night.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
You just heard all the things. We went an outdoor
movie night. There was a lot of drinking there, like
just it became a late night. Then you got to
get the kids to bed. And then see this is
where I say this was diabolical because then she's like, well,
let's let's go make one more drink and like watch
a show or something to hang out. And that, in
my mind, was her running out the clock because like
at this point, it's already eleven something.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Having a drink on the couch, watching a show. That's
the perfect time to just shove her face into your crotch.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
No, that's not you don't know how Kate operates. That's
truly okay, And take kindly to like, you know, because
I don't know. She's just not a shove shove a
head to the cross in the living room type of person.
That's not her. So anyways, so what she did though diabolgical.
She ran out the clock.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Wow, because there's.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Been time she knew like it normally, Kate's the tired
one in our relationship. Oh yeah, let's yeah, let's stay
up and have another drink. And that should have been
a red flag for me. But like also it's like,
you know, birthday high having a great day, and I
didn't realize what she was doing.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
I think in her mind though, she's partly blaming you
because I've done that. I've ran out the clock on
you know, certain holidays and things like that.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
But I blame him for not like you don't you
didn't mention it. Yeah, you didn't say anything.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Yeah, but it's the birthday. It doesn't need to be mentioned.
We were waiting all day for one gift. We don't
care about the stupid long sleeve shirt that you got
for us that day, so you don't even.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Mention it even after the clocks ran out, and then
you kind of won't like me.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
There's been no conversation.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Yeah, but then I like woke up after the fact,
but it was past midnight and even I know the
vouchers expired then and I'm like tap tap tap, like hello,
what happened? And she's like wow, and she ran out.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
The clock the way all the way till next year.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
All the way to next year. That's the rules of
the voucher. The birthday one doesn't get to get cash
unless it's your actual birthday. I mean, all my buddies
in the group chats like, don't forget your vuture, don't
forget your votuerre. I'm like, yeah, bro, I got it,
and then you don't. She ran out the clock car thing.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
It's you didn't get it.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
I mean, this could have been the best birthday that's
ever birthday, Like everything was setting up for it to
be the best birthday all supposed to it was. It
was a letdown.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I still blame you more than Kate.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Yeah, it's your responsibility to make sure it happen, because
the walls are in place for a reason, and she
she was just doing wife, wouldn't try to run the
clock out, But it's on you to make sure it happens.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
And once you do that, she is obligated to fulfill
and redeem your voucher.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Right, but wouldn't you being good wife or girlfriend or whatever,
want to cash the voucher because that's like the one
gift that we've been waiting for. So like, wouldn't you
want to not run out the clock? Like I mean, no, you.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Still do want to run out the clock. That's why
you say you're too tired.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
It's because there's something about that, like it's it has
to happen that I think in our brains is like
it requires it has to happen.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Then it's like us saying we have to get you
a birthday gift on your birthday, and we want the
fact that we have to do it and buy you
something we have to.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
It's not so much that, it's just like it requires
a lot of yeah, mental preparation on our part. Buying
a gift, that's easy. I could do that right now
in two seconds.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Shopping for women, it's.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Like my least a Yeah, it's a lot of work
on our end to make those birthday vouchers happen.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
All right, Well, I just thought i'd let everybody know
because there's a lot of people obviously even leaving talkbacks
on Friday, don't forget your vouture, don't forget about you
the voucher wasn't forgotten. The clock was run out, and
now you know, so you don't get long, painful countdown
another three hundred and fifty one days left.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
You don't get like a labor day voucher, your.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
Left three hundred and labor day voucher.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Nothing. The gold standard of vouchers is the birthday voucher.
Right Sure, some other holidays or anniversaries or whatever, or
Valentine's Day whatever, some other stuff comes up, but there's
only one day where the obligation is solely towards the
other person. Other things are more mutual vouchers like whatever.
Right by, there's only one day and the clock got
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ran out, and I'm fucking pissed about it.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
No, I still I'm with Selena.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
I think I think it is It is.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
On you at the end of the day.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
It's not that in my mind, like I understand what
you're saying, but it's your responsibility. That's like you have
to I didn't give you my birthday present on the
birthday like I needed you to ask me for it. No,
I'm gonna hand you your birthday gift on your birthday
because I know it's your fucking birthday.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
That's probably not her like her gift was like the
time you guys spent together, you went to the outdoor
movie Who Gives a fun?
Speaker 2 (07:01):
But that was that.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
That was the gifts. That was how you guys spent
your birthday. The vouchers like a little cherry on top,
but you.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
May know that very large cherry.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Now you didn't even want it at that point, you
got all Dan, I'm mentioning it.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Yeah, And that's exactly why there's even a voucher in place,
because if not, then we would just automatically be like, oh,
it's a birthday, like come here, but there's a voucher
for a reason.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
But it was on the night stamp laminated, stamped over.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
To the house. I have a coop on the store
clerk is just supposed to know that I have a coupon. No,
you you have to show what you have.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
That's good, that's a good that was so good.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
I'm on jess side.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Okay, But you walk into Starbucks, you've got the rewards out.
They know it's your birthday, and you go up to
the counter and say it's my birthday, and they go, oh,
did you you should use your your birthday pull it out.
But then they would say you should use you get
your free birthday coffee today. They would say that, and
then you'd be like, yes, I should thank you for
reminding me.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
They're aware and they still have to double your birthday.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
You still handed today.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
They know their birthday policy.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
You no I know, but they still they see like
your your your account.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
That's the reason why you laminated it and got it notarized.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Yeah, so it was waterproof.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
I'm just saying.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
We're on team Kate. You brought this up to the
wrong bunch of bitches.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Could have been it could have been a birthday numero,
you know, the top of the list.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
I think you have to try to negotiate a labor
day voutcher because that's not It's not a thing.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
You could try to negotiate all you want. It's iron
her rebuttal is ironclad. You didn't. The thing is, she'll
look at the fine print on there it's it's expired
or whatever. Funk off you guys. I hate you guys
are the worst. Anyways, at least I stacked a bunch
of money at the casino somewhere where they did care
about my birthday, Thank you very much. Shout out to
As and Vine. They cared. I guess they came over
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to the table to wish me happy birthday. I appreciate that.
Thanks any one of them.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Would a full filled your voucher.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
Yeah, my birthday gift, by the way from Kate hasn't
even arrived yet. Like how about that? I don't know
what it is, which is like, oh, I couldn't get
it there on top, So I don't even know what
you got what I got for my birthday.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Still it's been like days later.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Yeah, you're telling me, Wow.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Are you actually like like hurt by.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
This pretty salty over here? Pretty salty only about the voucher.
I don't give a shit about birthday presence? Yeah, who
gives a fart?
Speaker 1 (09:23):
But why don't you care? What do you mean about
birthday presents? If like if like Kate is like spending
her time, like, oh, I wonder what I mean.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
He appreciates the gesture, but it's not about the material things.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
You'd rather have the voucher.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Yeah, Like if my birthday came and went and like
all I got was the voucher, I'd be like thank you,
Like I don't I don't need actual presence now I'm
gonna need an actual motherfucking present. Now, I'm gonna need
an actual present because I didn't get to cash a
voucher and the actual president hasn't even arrived yet. Wow,
it's probably a new attachment for our vacuum cleaner, just
out of spite because of all this shit I've gotten her.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Did you tell about the gifts that we got you?
Speaker 4 (10:01):
Yes? I did.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
What did she think?
Speaker 4 (10:02):
She thought they're funny?
Speaker 2 (10:04):
We got Graham a bunch of cleaning shit too, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
But also useful. They will be giving.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
I got an almond joy for him because she I
know you'd give it.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
I knew you'd give it right back. Yeah that was delicious.
Thank you for that, Graham.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
Yeah, yeah, Yeah. Anyway, so that's my sad birthday story.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Well, so sad. I know we have a talk back.
You want to just get to that. Maybe it'll cheer
you up, Graham.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Sure, Good morning, Jimmy Show. This is Robert from Gilroy.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
Just kind of step up your game.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Make this wild Thought episodes a lot more dirtier. You
guys should look up dictionary sexual expert from each state.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Those guys will get a good laugh.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
Have a good day, Okay, two things there. Just start
looking up on Urban Dictionary sexual acts from each state.
He says, we'll get a laugh. Thank you for leaving that.
Talk back Robert from gil Roy's that he said, Robert.
But to answer the first part about the Wild Thoughts
getting much dirtier, I thought we've been over this a
million but I don't know how to more explicitly say this.
(11:03):
There would be no Wild Thoughts podcast at all. Aka
would be fired, There'd be no JV show and no
JV show if we continued down the path we were going.
Let's just say the Big bosses they're not a fan.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Yeah, so we had to clean it up a little bit.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
We had to rein it back in a little bit.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
I mean we still cover the same content, but I
think we just need to cut back on the terminology.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
Right a little bit. Help. But yes, sorry to disappoint
all these super pichos suf there because you are sick.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
My computer just said, are you sure you want to
visit the site?
Speaker 4 (11:38):
Oh wow, it's.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Been blocked a work computer.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
This is our place of work, this is our job,
how we feed our families.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
To lose this gig, I would like to continue to
feed my family. Let's see.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Yeah, I am sorry for all the sickos, though, Graham,
are you really looking at them?
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Of course I am, he said, we get a good
at it.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Yeah, maybe it won't be blocked on yours because yours
isn't a work computer.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
I typed it in and said, no definitions found for
sexual acts from you.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
You have to type in it on Google and then
click the first one that comes up. It's like an
article that I think lists them for you.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
Ah well, he said, go to Urban Dictionary, and that's
where I went. He lied, all right, Let mean.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Look, I don't know the Urban Dictionary definitions are always
just like so sick.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Nobody actually does these, right, I know.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
I like, who even takes the time to input these in?
Though some it goes.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Robert from Gilery.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Probably is why he's like, oh, look at my creations, goys.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
What I loved for you guys.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
This is an article well, I'm on an article from
The chivee from twenty sixteen, so or blast on the past.
The Chive was a great site, by the way. Okay,
I haven't been there recently, but it used to be
a great site. All right, Best Urban Dictionary sex act
from each state. Start with California, the San Francisco steam Train.
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I wonder if it is well. I wanted to see
if these were, and they're not. But let me scroll
down and I can see if I can read it
to you.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
There's a lot of states. Are we going to sit
here through all of them?
Speaker 4 (13:09):
But we gotta go time for that.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Let's at least do California.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
We gotta find h the one from our state, all right,
California and the San Francisco steam Train. An orgy of
gay men who create a conga line and do each
other from behind simultaneously, an anal chain gang, so to speak,
popularized popularized in San Francisco, the San Francisco steam Train.
That's that?
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (13:31):
Any other states you're curious about what they're Yeah, let's
do oh Utah. Because our listener, Mira, she's about to
engage in some of these things ten days. They call
it the Mormon first base. This one might be a
little bit of a letdown, I feel, I don't know.
(13:51):
Let's uh, let me see Utah. Mormon first base engaging
in hand to hand contact, in other words, holding hands.
Oh oh god, that's funny. That's actually pretty funny. Any
other states you're curious about perhaps a boyfriend that you've
had lives there now or something else. Is somebody else
close to you you want to check for them, you know,
(14:12):
asking for a friend.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Not really, But since you brought up the bunk bed theory,
did you look it up?
Speaker 4 (14:17):
No?
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Can you explain?
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (14:18):
Good point? Yeah, now we are the weld thoughts can
you explain that?
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Yeah? So someone was talking about this on a video
that I saw, and apparently, since they're not able to
engage in any activity if you are Mormon, what happens
is they have to ask, you know, a buddy for help,
and they're on a bunk bed. The couple are basically
just like laying one on top of the other on
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the top bunk bed.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Okay, So that you got a couple on the top bunk. Yes,
then you said they brought another person.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
They brought another person. They have a friend in.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
The bottom bunk, okay. And then everyone just goes to
sleep and.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
The friend in the bottom bunk uses their feet to
move the top mattress so that there's motion happening for
the couple on top and they're not doing anything specifically,
but there's rubbing happening and touching happening because of the movement.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Okay, so I did look this up.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Is it an actual thing that?
Speaker 3 (15:12):
I mean, unless I talk to somebody who is actually
Mormon that would know firsthand, And we don't, really, we don't.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
We don't fucking know.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Okay, but I just look on Google and there are
a bunch of Reddit threads about I guess they call it, Uh.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
Where do they go?
Speaker 3 (15:31):
I'm sorry, jump humping or something like that, which is
which is what you are talking about on the bunk beds.
And there's also something called soaking, which I guess goes
hand in hand, which is where you there's penetration.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
We're about to get fired again.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
But you're not like you're not like thrusting or moving
or anything. But someone else they can do that for you.
Speaker 4 (15:56):
All these up there, like I know you.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
So that's what people There's like video, gosh, breaking news.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
What Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey are engaged and she
posted pictures.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Oh my gosh, stop everything when we are recording this
and they are engaged.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
That's the caption.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
I knew it.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
The ring is huge.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
Oh my god, wait, when do we think this happened?
Let me see the picture or after that podcast.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Let me see the picture. The way we went from
bunk bed theory to this.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
Don't you guys want to know what a Georgia scorcher is?
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Oh my god, it is beautiful.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
I'm trying to I'm trying to figure out, like where
this could have been, because one of the theories was
that they got engaged when they went to Italy last summer,
remember of Portofino.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
But I can't tell where where.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
This in my gosh?
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Okay, oh my gosh.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
Don't you guys want to know what a Denver dripping
donkey door knob is? Engaged? Okay, what about it? Can
soon knuckleball?
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Oh my god, Graham's I'm actually like, why don't you're
so happy for her?
Speaker 4 (17:05):
I know I'm not gonna oh the Omaha handbone? You
want to learn about that one? No, I can't tell
you about it.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
We're gonna wrap this because do something.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
You have some fangirling to do over here, do something
in her ear and then he push her down the stairs.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
You want to know what's soaking is? Looking up yourself?
Speaker 4 (17:25):
You're sick of Oh, you're sick,
Wild thoughts.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
We're back at it the JB Show.
Speaker 3 (00:04):
Hi, guys, Graham, it was your birthday on Friday. It
was We asked this, after everybody has a birthday, did
you use the vouch a birthday voucher?
Speaker 4 (00:17):
You guys? Let me start by saying on Monday on
our show, I proclaimed that this was top five birthdays ever.
You know, birthdays are not a big thing in my life.
I didn't have my first birthday party until I think
I was like, well, I'm only twenty eight and a half,
but like till I was like thirty thirty three, I think, Yeah,
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never had birthday parties. Growing up. We used to do
things as like a family would go somewhere. You know,
sometimes that's something fun, but like not even like.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
A girlfriend would throw you like a little something like.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
No, Kate was the first one that threw me a
birthday party.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Is that when you knew she was a keeper?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
All right?
Speaker 4 (00:55):
I knew well before that because you were stocking. But
I think she also knew that I had never had
a birthday party.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
She felt bad.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Yeah, she threw one hare at our apartment in San Francisco.
Is a good time anyway, So birthday is not a
big priority in my life. But this was like top
five birthday ever because you know, play a little golf,
fancy lunch, it some gambling, won some money. It was great.
We went to an outdoor movie night with some friends.
(01:21):
It had some more drinks. Now here's where we get
to what could have it could have been top the
best birthday ever, at least in recent memory, because I
can't remember anything that we tough. This is the cashing
of the voucher. But Kate ran out the clock. She
took a knee, kneeled down and ran out the clock
and time expired. It went past midnight, and the voucher
(01:45):
no long. We all know the fine print on there.
If it's not used on the actual birthday, it's Nolan
Voyd and you have to wait all the way until
next year. And I had that thing lambit. Had my
voucher laminated. I had it notarized. The thumb print was
on there, Everything was stamped and approved. I even took
it down to the DMV to see if I need
someone there to sign it. They said no, And I
had everything done and she ran out the clock. I
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mean midnight passed and I fell as is.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
It actually Kate's fault or yeah, or you had long
day and you fell asleep.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
I think she purposely ran out the clock. I think
she obviously knows about.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
The voucher, dropping hints like was there any nudging of
the head down south?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Like why didn't you try to like make sure that like, hey,
you guys have time for that. Yeah, Like we get
home a little early before midnight night.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
You just heard all the things. We went an outdoor
movie night. There was a lot of drinking there, like
just it became a late night. Then you got to
get the kids to bed. And then see this is
where I say this was diabolical because then she's like, well,
let's let's go make one more drink and like watch
a show or something to hang out. And that, in
my mind, was her running out the clock because like
at this point, it's already eleven something.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Having a drink on the couch, watching a show. That's
the perfect time to just shove her face into your crotch.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
No, that's not you don't know how Kate operates. That's
truly okay, And take kindly to like, you know, because
I don't know. She's just not a shove shove a
head to the cross in the living room type of person.
That's not her. So anyways, so what she did though diabolgical.
She ran out the clock.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Wow, because there's.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Been time she knew like it normally, Kate's the tired
one in our relationship. Oh yeah, let's yeah, let's stay
up and have another drink. And that should have been
a red flag for me. But like also it's like,
you know, birthday high having a great day, and I
didn't realize what she was doing.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
I think in her mind though, she's partly blaming you
because I've done that. I've ran out the clock on
you know, certain holidays and things like that.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
But I blame him for not like you don't you
didn't mention it. Yeah, you didn't say anything.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Yeah, but it's the birthday. It doesn't need to be mentioned.
We were waiting all day for one gift. We don't
care about the stupid long sleeve shirt that you got
for us that day, so you don't even.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Mention it even after the clocks ran out, and then
you kind of won't like me.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
There's been no conversation.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Yeah, but then I like woke up after the fact,
but it was past midnight and even I know the
vouchers expired then and I'm like tap tap tap, like hello,
what happened? And she's like wow, and she ran out.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
The clock the way all the way till next year.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
All the way to next year. That's the rules of
the voucher. The birthday one doesn't get to get cash
unless it's your actual birthday. I mean, all my buddies
in the group chats like, don't forget your vuture, don't
forget your votuerre. I'm like, yeah, bro, I got it,
and then you don't. She ran out the clock car thing.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
It's you didn't get it.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
I mean, this could have been the best birthday that's
ever birthday, Like everything was setting up for it to
be the best birthday all supposed to it was. It
was a letdown.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I still blame you more than Kate.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Yeah, it's your responsibility to make sure it happen, because
the walls are in place for a reason, and she
she was just doing wife, wouldn't try to run the
clock out, But it's on you to make sure it happens.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
And once you do that, she is obligated to fulfill
and redeem your voucher.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Right, but wouldn't you being good wife or girlfriend or whatever,
want to cash the voucher because that's like the one
gift that we've been waiting for. So like, wouldn't you
want to not run out the clock? Like I mean, no, you.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Still do want to run out the clock. That's why
you say you're too tired.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
It's because there's something about that, like it's it has
to happen that I think in our brains is like
it requires it has to happen.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Then it's like us saying we have to get you
a birthday gift on your birthday, and we want the
fact that we have to do it and buy you
something we have to.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
It's not so much that, it's just like it requires
a lot of yeah, mental preparation on our part. Buying
a gift, that's easy. I could do that right now
in two seconds.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Shopping for women, it's.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Like my least a Yeah, it's a lot of work
on our end to make those birthday vouchers happen.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
All right, Well, I just thought i'd let everybody know
because there's a lot of people obviously even leaving talkbacks
on Friday, don't forget your vouture, don't forget about you
the voucher wasn't forgotten. The clock was run out, and
now you know, so you don't get long, painful countdown
another three hundred and fifty one days left.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
You don't get like a labor day voucher, your.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
Left three hundred and labor day voucher.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Nothing. The gold standard of vouchers is the birthday voucher.
Right Sure, some other holidays or anniversaries or whatever, or
Valentine's Day whatever, some other stuff comes up, but there's
only one day where the obligation is solely towards the
other person. Other things are more mutual vouchers like whatever.
Right by, there's only one day and the clock got
(06:28):
ran out, and I'm fucking pissed about it.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
No, I still I'm with Selena.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
I think I think it is It is.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
On you at the end of the day.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
It's not that in my mind, like I understand what
you're saying, but it's your responsibility. That's like you have
to I didn't give you my birthday present on the
birthday like I needed you to ask me for it. No,
I'm gonna hand you your birthday gift on your birthday
because I know it's your fucking birthday.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
That's probably not her like her gift was like the
time you guys spent together, you went to the outdoor
movie Who Gives a fun?
Speaker 2 (07:01):
But that was that.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
That was the gifts. That was how you guys spent
your birthday. The vouchers like a little cherry on top,
but you.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
May know that very large cherry.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Now you didn't even want it at that point, you
got all Dan, I'm mentioning it.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Yeah, And that's exactly why there's even a voucher in place,
because if not, then we would just automatically be like, oh,
it's a birthday, like come here, but there's a voucher
for a reason.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
But it was on the night stamp laminated, stamped over.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
To the house. I have a coop on the store
clerk is just supposed to know that I have a coupon. No,
you you have to show what you have.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
That's good, that's a good that was so good.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
I'm on jess side.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Okay, But you walk into Starbucks, you've got the rewards out.
They know it's your birthday, and you go up to
the counter and say it's my birthday, and they go, oh,
did you you should use your your birthday pull it out.
But then they would say you should use you get
your free birthday coffee today. They would say that, and
then you'd be like, yes, I should thank you for
reminding me.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
They're aware and they still have to double your birthday.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
You still handed today.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
They know their birthday policy.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
You no I know, but they still they see like
your your your account.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
That's the reason why you laminated it and got it notarized.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Yeah, so it was waterproof.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
I'm just saying.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
We're on team Kate. You brought this up to the
wrong bunch of bitches.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Could have been it could have been a birthday numero,
you know, the top of the list.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
I think you have to try to negotiate a labor
day voutcher because that's not It's not a thing.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
You could try to negotiate all you want. It's iron
her rebuttal is ironclad. You didn't. The thing is, she'll
look at the fine print on there it's it's expired
or whatever. Funk off you guys. I hate you guys
are the worst. Anyways, at least I stacked a bunch
of money at the casino somewhere where they did care
about my birthday, Thank you very much. Shout out to
As and Vine. They cared. I guess they came over
(08:55):
to the table to wish me happy birthday. I appreciate that.
Thanks any one of them.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Would a full filled your voucher.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
Yeah, my birthday gift, by the way from Kate hasn't
even arrived yet. Like how about that? I don't know
what it is, which is like, oh, I couldn't get
it there on top, So I don't even know what
you got what I got for my birthday.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Still it's been like days later.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Yeah, you're telling me, Wow.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Are you actually like like hurt by.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
This pretty salty over here? Pretty salty only about the voucher.
I don't give a shit about birthday presence? Yeah, who
gives a fart?
Speaker 1 (09:23):
But why don't you care? What do you mean about
birthday presents? If like if like Kate is like spending
her time, like, oh, I wonder what I mean.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
He appreciates the gesture, but it's not about the material things.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
You'd rather have the voucher.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Yeah, Like if my birthday came and went and like
all I got was the voucher, I'd be like thank you,
Like I don't I don't need actual presence now I'm
gonna need an actual motherfucking present. Now, I'm gonna need
an actual present because I didn't get to cash a
voucher and the actual president hasn't even arrived yet. Wow,
it's probably a new attachment for our vacuum cleaner, just
out of spite because of all this shit I've gotten her.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Did you tell about the gifts that we got you?
Speaker 4 (10:01):
Yes? I did.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
What did she think?
Speaker 4 (10:02):
She thought they're funny?
Speaker 2 (10:04):
We got Graham a bunch of cleaning shit too, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
But also useful. They will be giving.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
I got an almond joy for him because she I
know you'd give it.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
I knew you'd give it right back. Yeah that was delicious.
Thank you for that, Graham.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
Yeah, yeah, Yeah. Anyway, so that's my sad birthday story.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Well, so sad. I know we have a talk back.
You want to just get to that. Maybe it'll cheer
you up, Graham.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Sure, Good morning, Jimmy Show. This is Robert from Gilroy.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
Just kind of step up your game.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Make this wild Thought episodes a lot more dirtier. You
guys should look up dictionary sexual expert from each state.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Those guys will get a good laugh.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
Have a good day, Okay, two things there. Just start
looking up on Urban Dictionary sexual acts from each state.
He says, we'll get a laugh. Thank you for leaving that.
Talk back Robert from gil Roy's that he said, Robert.
But to answer the first part about the Wild Thoughts
getting much dirtier, I thought we've been over this a
million but I don't know how to more explicitly say this.
(11:03):
There would be no Wild Thoughts podcast at all. Aka
would be fired, There'd be no JV show and no
JV show if we continued down the path we were going.
Let's just say the Big bosses they're not a fan.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Yeah, so we had to clean it up a little bit.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
We had to rein it back in a little bit.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
I mean we still cover the same content, but I
think we just need to cut back on the terminology.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
Right a little bit. Help. But yes, sorry to disappoint
all these super pichos suf there because you are sick.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
My computer just said, are you sure you want to
visit the site?
Speaker 4 (11:38):
Oh wow, it's.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Been blocked a work computer.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
This is our place of work, this is our job,
how we feed our families.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
To lose this gig, I would like to continue to
feed my family. Let's see.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Yeah, I am sorry for all the sickos, though, Graham,
are you really looking at them?
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Of course I am, he said, we get a good
at it.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Yeah, maybe it won't be blocked on yours because yours
isn't a work computer.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
I typed it in and said, no definitions found for
sexual acts from you.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
You have to type in it on Google and then
click the first one that comes up. It's like an
article that I think lists them for you.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
Ah well, he said, go to Urban Dictionary, and that's
where I went. He lied, all right, Let mean.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Look, I don't know the Urban Dictionary definitions are always
just like so sick.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Nobody actually does these, right, I know.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
I like, who even takes the time to input these in?
Though some it goes.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Robert from Gilery.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Probably is why he's like, oh, look at my creations, goys.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
What I loved for you guys.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
This is an article well, I'm on an article from
The chivee from twenty sixteen, so or blast on the past.
The Chive was a great site, by the way. Okay,
I haven't been there recently, but it used to be
a great site. All right, Best Urban Dictionary sex act
from each state. Start with California, the San Francisco steam Train.
(12:56):
I wonder if it is well. I wanted to see
if these were, and they're not. But let me scroll
down and I can see if I can read it
to you.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
There's a lot of states. Are we going to sit
here through all of them?
Speaker 4 (13:09):
But we gotta go time for that.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Let's at least do California.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
We gotta find h the one from our state, all right,
California and the San Francisco steam Train. An orgy of
gay men who create a conga line and do each
other from behind simultaneously, an anal chain gang, so to speak,
popularized popularized in San Francisco, the San Francisco steam Train.
That's that?
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (13:31):
Any other states you're curious about what they're Yeah, let's
do oh Utah. Because our listener, Mira, she's about to
engage in some of these things ten days. They call
it the Mormon first base. This one might be a
little bit of a letdown, I feel, I don't know.
(13:51):
Let's uh, let me see Utah. Mormon first base engaging
in hand to hand contact, in other words, holding hands.
Oh oh god, that's funny. That's actually pretty funny. Any
other states you're curious about perhaps a boyfriend that you've
had lives there now or something else. Is somebody else
close to you you want to check for them, you know,
(14:12):
asking for a friend.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Not really, But since you brought up the bunk bed theory,
did you look it up?
Speaker 4 (14:17):
No?
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Can you explain?
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (14:18):
Good point? Yeah, now we are the weld thoughts can
you explain that?
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Yeah? So someone was talking about this on a video
that I saw, and apparently, since they're not able to
engage in any activity if you are Mormon, what happens
is they have to ask, you know, a buddy for help,
and they're on a bunk bed. The couple are basically
just like laying one on top of the other on
(14:42):
the top bunk bed.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Okay, So that you got a couple on the top bunk. Yes,
then you said they brought another person.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
They brought another person. They have a friend in.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
The bottom bunk, okay. And then everyone just goes to
sleep and.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
The friend in the bottom bunk uses their feet to
move the top mattress so that there's motion happening for
the couple on top and they're not doing anything specifically,
but there's rubbing happening and touching happening because of the movement.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Okay, so I did look this up.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Is it an actual thing that?
Speaker 3 (15:12):
I mean, unless I talk to somebody who is actually
Mormon that would know firsthand, And we don't, really, we don't.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
We don't fucking know.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Okay, but I just look on Google and there are
a bunch of Reddit threads about I guess they call it, Uh.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
Where do they go?
Speaker 3 (15:31):
I'm sorry, jump humping or something like that, which is
which is what you are talking about on the bunk beds.
And there's also something called soaking, which I guess goes
hand in hand, which is where you there's penetration.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
We're about to get fired again.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
But you're not like you're not like thrusting or moving
or anything. But someone else they can do that for you.
Speaker 4 (15:56):
All these up there, like I know you.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
So that's what people There's like video, gosh, breaking news.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
What Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey are engaged and she
posted pictures.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Oh my gosh, stop everything when we are recording this
and they are engaged.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
That's the caption.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
I knew it.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
The ring is huge.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
Oh my god, wait, when do we think this happened?
Let me see the picture or after that podcast.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Let me see the picture. The way we went from
bunk bed theory to this.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
Don't you guys want to know what a Georgia scorcher is?
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Oh my god, it is beautiful.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
I'm trying to I'm trying to figure out, like where
this could have been, because one of the theories was
that they got engaged when they went to Italy last summer,
remember of Portofino.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
But I can't tell where where.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
This in my gosh?
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Okay, oh my gosh.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
Don't you guys want to know what a Denver dripping
donkey door knob is? Engaged? Okay, what about it? Can
soon knuckleball?
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Oh my god, Graham's I'm actually like, why don't you're
so happy for her?
Speaker 4 (17:05):
I know I'm not gonna oh the Omaha handbone? You
want to learn about that one? No, I can't tell
you about it.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
We're gonna wrap this because do something.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
You have some fangirling to do over here, do something
in her ear and then he push her down the stairs.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
You want to know what's soaking is? Looking up yourself?
Speaker 4 (17:25):
You're sick of Oh, you're sick,
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