August 5, 2025 • 15 mins
On today's episode we talked what a woman noticed after waking up from surgery and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Wow, Jess is actually here for this week's Wild Thoughts.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Job.
Speaker 3 (00:04):
Nice job.
Speaker 4 (00:05):
Yeah, but the people are going to get the podcast late.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Oh, because you're going to be in the bathroom because
I'm going.
Speaker 5 (00:12):
To be working on it, which I would be doing
right now.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
I missed the other one, sure, sure, sure, but here
I am all right.
Speaker 6 (00:21):
So we got to talk back about Wild Thoughts.
Speaker 7 (00:25):
Good morning JV Show, Tiffany from Clayton. You obviously cannot
play this on the radio, but I just wanted to
chime in. I was listening to old podcasts with JV
and on the Wild Thoughts and they were so dirty
and nasty and full of cuss words. You guys really
(00:45):
got to ramp up your game a lot of sex talk. Anyway,
have a great week.
Speaker 6 (00:50):
Bye, Graham.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Would you like to address why we toned it down
a little bit?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Well, I mean, first off, thank you for listening to
the old podcast and if you ever really need some sick,
sicker y, yes, go and listen to those podcasts. They
were hysterical, but like they were, uh, they were very
very dirty. Like she mentioned there, look, as much as
we would like to do a podcast similar to those
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old ones.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Were really just looking to keep our jobs here.
Speaker 6 (01:22):
I'm fired.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
If our boss were to ever find out about even
though it was old ones, I'd be like, take those down.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Yeah, there's an element in that.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
There's also an element of JV was afforded a much
longer leash when it came to discussing.
Speaker 6 (01:37):
Certain things he could get like shams.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
And stuff like that, like that was more acceptable when
it came out of his mouth for whatever reason, according
to the bosses, but for us not so much.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
I think I have to admit I feel like I've
also just kind of like evolved a little bit.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
You've matured away from the I think I have a
little bit.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Look, I still find all that stuff really funny, but
like as like, you know, a wife now and more
of a mom because I was a mom then too.
But like, I don't know, I just I just feel weird,
you know, I don't know talking.
Speaker 6 (02:07):
About a lot of that stuff.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
People tuning in right now are just like, I know,
you kidding.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
I came here to hear about I told you the
other day how I don't even like burp how I
used to.
Speaker 6 (02:16):
I've done a lot of I've done a lot of maturing.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Is that after a lot I believe the reflection.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
I believe the burping thing because just like what you
don't know is like Selena was the most prolific belcher
on this show.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
And she used to like that loud dude.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Selena used to like belt him out, and then she'd
be like, did you hear that.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
I'm like, yeah, no, shit, I heard that. It was
the loudest burp it.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
I heard the diet, Like, has your diet changed me?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Are you just swollow long now?
Speaker 6 (02:46):
Yeah? I just like don't.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Maybe it's some of the diet because I don't drink
a lot of like carbonated stuff in the morning either
before I'd have my daily you know, morning red Bull
or whatever it was.
Speaker 6 (02:55):
Maybe it is a little bit of that. But even
like later, like I just I just don't what caused
the chain.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I think just growth, really, yeah, some self reflection and
some growth.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
I'm going to better myself starting.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
With the But I see my daughter do it, I'm like, uh,
you're a lady, Like, come on, let's let's clean it up.
Speaker 6 (03:11):
A little bit.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
But you but she's probably heard you because you probably
oh no, no, because I still do it.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
But because well at home, like you know, they're a
lot quieter. I've barely I've really toned them down. But
I mean she was around back in the in the
Belgian day.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
You Selena Burp Queen, are now chastising someone else.
Speaker 6 (03:27):
For their that they learned from you.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
I know, I know, Wow, this is weird, weird time,
I know, isn't it weird?
Speaker 5 (03:34):
Okay, during the times that you were really in your
prime of burping, Yeah, did you ever like accidentally let
one of those really bad ones out, like in public?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Maybe when I was like younger, younger, but I feel
like I was too embarrassed, embarrassed but around people like
I know, like I would just do it.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
My kids were delighted to learn that I could burp
on demand, and they just thought that was like the
greatest thing that's ever happened to them.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
And now they'll ast me like, burp, Can you just burp?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
And I used to be really good at it when
I was a kid, But you know, I can still
pull it off here and there? Do it?
Speaker 6 (04:15):
Oh my god, you can't do it.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
It's stuck in there.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
I could do it, like I used to be able
to do that very proficiently, and my kids and I
did that a couple of times for my kids and like,
don't tell my wife, and they were like, oh my god.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
And then they were.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Telling me like, well, this one kid's cool. He can
do it anytime he wants, and he can burp so loud.
I'm like, yeah, you know, that's a skill that you
can learn. I could teach you sometime, but probably not.
Mom won't like that too much, so I've doubt that
my burpan is dialed back. Also, that one now is
stuck right in here.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Well, if you can, if you need to let it
out at any point during this podcast, just do it.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Yeah, but you're gonna give me that disapproving look, and yeah,
she's no. I no, I won't gross.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
No, I feel her.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
I don't be able to get mis misconstrued, to get
the wrong idea. We're STI going to talk about adult
things in the podcast. But just like, not so disgustingly.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
You've just upset.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
We're so so mad right now, just say something super disgusting.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
It's just it's it's better to have a podcast that's
a little bit toned down than not be able to
have the podcast at all.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Okay, but redeem it for the people that want to
hear something gross. Just say the grossest thing that comes
to your mind right now, just blurt it out with
a couple of swear words mixed in.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 6 (05:23):
That's a lot of pressure, you guys.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Yeah, but we need it to get this podcast back
on term.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
I'm trying to think of the term.
Speaker 6 (05:30):
What's that term?
Speaker 4 (05:31):
When you go? Okay, let me side, sorry, Selena, talk
talk to the people, Talk to the people, Grahama, what's
it called when somebody goes number two in the tank?
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Upper deck? Okay or upper tank?
Speaker 6 (05:49):
You she didn't even say ship, she said number two.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Everyone can't. You can't.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
You can't just put me in charge of it. I'm
sweating now.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Can we talk about Leavens and really quick? Because I
did bring him up on the show this morning. Apparently
there's been a rumor in Hollywood like forever that he's
just got the biggest junk in the world. And I
was I was going back and like looking about looking
at you know what people people in the past.
Speaker 6 (06:15):
No, there's no pictures that I don't know. I don't
look at pictures. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Maybe there is, but one person I said like years
ago that it was like an evy on bottle.
Speaker 6 (06:25):
Really, that's what she said. Wait, let me like a
big Dorothy water bottle.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Oh my god, of different sizes.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
We talking like this the standard one, or like that
bigger like one Leader one, because that would be monstrous.
Speaker 6 (06:36):
Oh that I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
But when I read that, I just, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
I'm looking up heavy water bottle on It's just a.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Regular water bottle. It's just like a plastic water bottle. Right.
Speaker 6 (06:49):
Have you never heard of evy on water? Is that still?
I've seen it?
Speaker 3 (06:51):
But still a thing.
Speaker 6 (06:52):
I mean, there's different sizes. Graham.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
Oh god, that's so much better. I told you it
was stuck in there that entire time.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Oh, sweet relief, so much better.
Speaker 6 (07:08):
I'm very disappointed, disgusted.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
It's very uncomfortable to have a burp just lodged in
your esophagus like that.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
You're welcome.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Let's talk about something else here, Jess.
Speaker 6 (07:18):
I know you brought something for the Wild Thoughts podcast.
I just saw.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
I think maybe this is something we have talked about previously.
I'm not sure, but I saw someone post on TikTok
saying that they woke up from heart surgery, and she said,
when I woke up they had shaved my couci did
not know that if you woke up from surgery for
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something else, that they would have to shave you down
there for whatever reason?
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Is that how they were access to her heart?
Speaker 6 (07:49):
No, that doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
But do they do it for like specific like maybe
like do they need that to be shaved in case
of an emergency and they have to go in through that?
Speaker 6 (07:58):
I'm sorry, that shouldn't even be touched.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Well, what if it was a medical emergency, like we've
never seen one this bad and we've got to trim
it just for health reason?
Speaker 6 (08:11):
I'm saying, aren't.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
There are some maybe just can go into the research department,
But aren't there are? Aren't there some part surgeries where
they access like.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Your heart and other parts like and they go in
through another area? I think.
Speaker 6 (08:30):
I don't know. I thought they just cut your chest open.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
On some open heart surgeries, But I feel like there
are some.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
I think doctors are going in through the vagine and
going all the way up to a heart.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
I think there are some where they go in through
a main artery or vein, and there's one that runs
down there by the crotch owl. Someone maybe they head
in there and they can't see what they're accessing because
you're freaking bush.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Is too bad.
Speaker 6 (08:54):
Someone in the.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
Commons said they probably put a cather catheter in and wanted.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
To trim the bush there you go also a catheter.
If you got to put a catheter and they can't
figure out where.
Speaker 6 (09:05):
It's but we don't need to, I'd be freaked out.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Me.
Speaker 6 (09:08):
I would too, I'd feel very violated like that. You
know how long it took me to grow that thing
out and you just chop it off.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
I mean, someone said, in this economy, you're getting like
a fresh trim for free.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Seems like it, and my in my mind, it's like
a massive, massive bush.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
So that would cost extra at your local.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
But wouldn't that be something that they tell you.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
I feel like that's something that they would tell you
in the preparation of it, like hey, we're gonna need
you to be shaved down there.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
That way they don't have to do it.
Speaker 6 (09:37):
I don't even think they would ask you to shave.
There's no medical reason for that. You can you can
put a catheter in without that.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
Maybe it was just really big.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
I can't think of a single reason why that's so awkward.
Speaker 6 (09:52):
Yeah, I don't know about this.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
I Google's AI answer yes AI overview When I said,
are there heart surgeries where they enter through an artery
in your groin? And AI overview Gemini says yes, certain
types of heart surgeries can be performed by accessing the
heart through an artery in the groin.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
This is uh called where's the thing? Well?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Anyways, through your ephemeral artery which runs down like through
your leg and that part there.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
I swear I've heard of something like that before.
Speaker 6 (10:26):
But even that, that doesn't mean shave the bush.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
But what if they can't figure out where the freaking
artery is in there? They need a clear landing site.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
But the entire bush, that sounds like it's kind of better.
Speaker 6 (10:38):
Would you that sounds like it's off to the side.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
But if you're waking up saving the spot, okay, if
you're waking up with half a bush, are you?
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Are you annoyed to shave the whole damn thing?
Speaker 5 (10:46):
But also if you do wake up with just a
little patch, then it makes more sense because you're like, oh,
they had to shave the area that they were going to.
Speaker 6 (10:52):
Use, right, not the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
What if they're just trying to even it out though
they're like, well this looks stupid. We're gonna leave somebody
with like a bush mullet. It's just like, let's trim
the whole thing rather than just party in the party
in the back, business in the front on the side,
Let's just trim.
Speaker 6 (11:07):
The front on the bottom. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
Can also can you imagine the nurse that had to
probably do this, Like that's how many razors she had
to sign up for?
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Is like just doing they do?
Speaker 6 (11:20):
They're like wiping, but the cleaning up you know.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Trans Transcatheter aortic valve replacement is done using a flexible,
hollow tube UH inserted into a blood vessel, usually in
the groin or chest area. See she's got her info wrong.
They had to go in through the bush. They gotta
shave the bush.
Speaker 5 (11:42):
But I think that's something they have to tell you beforehand.
I would like to just wake up and like, surprise.
Speaker 6 (11:49):
Bush gone.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Maybe she thought that it was I don't.
Speaker 6 (11:53):
Know, Like, wouldn't you feel weird?
Speaker 1 (11:54):
You're going in for a kolonoscopy, so you can imagine
waking up from that and your bush is.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Gone and they shave that crack hair.
Speaker 6 (12:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Everything they gave you a Brazilian wax. Wouldn't you feel
very violated?
Speaker 2 (12:04):
I would be also thankful because like I'm too embarrassed
to go get my ass crack wax.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
Mam.
Speaker 6 (12:09):
You honestly you really should before this procedure.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
I'm not going to somebody.
Speaker 6 (12:14):
It's because those doctors.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
I know anybody in the Bay Area that listens to
that that performs a butt crack waxing. They listen to
the JV shows, specifically the wild thoughts are So I'm
going to drive to Fresno to.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Get my buttthole wax Fairfield so JV used to do
used to drive to La Yeah, to La Yeah, because
for that very reason he didn't want anybody to know
that he was getting the waxing.
Speaker 6 (12:38):
But those places you can go to like Vacaville, while.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Ninety four nine still comes in there. My parents have
in cheek On. They say sometimes it comes in Crystal.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
They just get the at home kit and have your
wife do it.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Yes, plus the iHeartRadio. No, my wife is not going
to be waxing.
Speaker 6 (12:52):
I got it, nare I'm not.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
I don't think you could nare your butthole? Why did
you see Brandy Glanville's face?
Speaker 6 (12:59):
That was her face?
Speaker 3 (13:01):
So that's a very sensitive area right there. Just can
you google? Can you nare your butthole? It's gonna say
not recommend it, not recommend it.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
It says you can use narrator remove your butt hair,
but it still depends on your skin sensitivity.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Ye, butt hair hair is different than whole hair.
Speaker 5 (13:15):
Just do a patch test and if your skin doesn't react,
then but it's.
Speaker 6 (13:18):
Not recommended for you near the the.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Told you, okay, well.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
Then just shave it, Just get a wax strip and just.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Yeah, how about not and how about like mine's not
that hairy and they've dealt with worse.
Speaker 6 (13:32):
Have you checked?
Speaker 3 (13:34):
I mean, like I said, have you f it eyes?
Speaker 6 (13:37):
That's not what I'm saying. Have you seen with your eyes?
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Probably that one time, because remember I'm a hashtag hemorrhoid
survivor and I had to look at that thing in
the mirror because it was so horrifying and one of
the most painful things I've ever experienced in my life.
And then and it really was not that bad. I mean,
that part was bad, but like.
Speaker 6 (13:55):
The hair is the hair. Well, you know it's grown
since then.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
I guarantee the cooln oskiye people I've seen way worse.
Speaker 6 (14:01):
I mean, that's what they tell you.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Until you're the one that is, yeah, exactly. They tell their.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Wives and friends and like office staff to come in
and see this. That's my biggest fear is that somebody
that works in the office there listens to the JV
Show and they're gonna be like, hey, sorry to interrupt doc,
like while he's mid you know, up my whole and
she's gonna be like, there's a really important call or
something I need to ask you, just so she can
take a look at mine.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
And take a picture, right, and then post it on
her family's group chat with a gift of somebody.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Yeah, if anyone does that, make shure attack JV Morning Show,
please do that, and then.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
I get to sue for some sort of hip of
violation and I'll be rich. So please do post my
buttthole all over.
Speaker 6 (14:45):
The al Right, this is getting really gross, but.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
These are serious concerns. I actually legitimately.
Speaker 6 (14:51):
Yes, okay, but I guess moral.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
Of the story is, if you ever are going to
go for a procedure any sort of procedure that you're
going to be put down for shave just shave ahead,
but you shouldn't have to, but just in case.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Now that I think about it, like, I really would
not care if somebody posted that in their family group
chat as long as I find out about and then
I get to sue the doctor and then I get rich.
Speaker 6 (15:13):
What if they do it and you don't find out
about it, then I'm.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Just bummed because I'm not rich and everyone's laughing and
everyone's seen it.
Speaker 6 (15:19):
Yeah,
Wow, Jess is actually here for this week's Wild Thoughts.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Job.
Speaker 3 (00:04):
Nice job.
Speaker 4 (00:05):
Yeah, but the people are going to get the podcast late.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Oh, because you're going to be in the bathroom because
I'm going.
Speaker 5 (00:12):
To be working on it, which I would be doing
right now.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
I missed the other one, sure, sure, sure, but here
I am all right.
Speaker 6 (00:21):
So we got to talk back about Wild Thoughts.
Speaker 7 (00:25):
Good morning JV Show, Tiffany from Clayton. You obviously cannot
play this on the radio, but I just wanted to
chime in. I was listening to old podcasts with JV
and on the Wild Thoughts and they were so dirty
and nasty and full of cuss words. You guys really
(00:45):
got to ramp up your game a lot of sex talk. Anyway,
have a great week.
Speaker 6 (00:50):
Bye, Graham.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Would you like to address why we toned it down
a little bit?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Well, I mean, first off, thank you for listening to
the old podcast and if you ever really need some sick,
sicker y, yes, go and listen to those podcasts. They
were hysterical, but like they were, uh, they were very
very dirty. Like she mentioned there, look, as much as
we would like to do a podcast similar to those
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old ones.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Were really just looking to keep our jobs here.
Speaker 6 (01:22):
I'm fired.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
If our boss were to ever find out about even
though it was old ones, I'd be like, take those down.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Yeah, there's an element in that.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
There's also an element of JV was afforded a much
longer leash when it came to discussing.
Speaker 6 (01:37):
Certain things he could get like shams.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
And stuff like that, like that was more acceptable when
it came out of his mouth for whatever reason, according
to the bosses, but for us not so much.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
I think I have to admit I feel like I've
also just kind of like evolved a little bit.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
You've matured away from the I think I have a
little bit.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Look, I still find all that stuff really funny, but
like as like, you know, a wife now and more
of a mom because I was a mom then too.
But like, I don't know, I just I just feel weird,
you know, I don't know talking.
Speaker 6 (02:07):
About a lot of that stuff.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
People tuning in right now are just like, I know,
you kidding.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
I came here to hear about I told you the
other day how I don't even like burp how I
used to.
Speaker 6 (02:16):
I've done a lot of I've done a lot of maturing.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Is that after a lot I believe the reflection.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
I believe the burping thing because just like what you
don't know is like Selena was the most prolific belcher
on this show.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
And she used to like that loud dude.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Selena used to like belt him out, and then she'd
be like, did you hear that.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
I'm like, yeah, no, shit, I heard that. It was
the loudest burp it.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
I heard the diet, Like, has your diet changed me?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Are you just swollow long now?
Speaker 6 (02:46):
Yeah? I just like don't.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Maybe it's some of the diet because I don't drink
a lot of like carbonated stuff in the morning either
before I'd have my daily you know, morning red Bull
or whatever it was.
Speaker 6 (02:55):
Maybe it is a little bit of that. But even
like later, like I just I just don't what caused
the chain.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I think just growth, really, yeah, some self reflection and
some growth.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
I'm going to better myself starting.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
With the But I see my daughter do it, I'm like, uh,
you're a lady, Like, come on, let's let's clean it up.
Speaker 6 (03:11):
A little bit.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
But you but she's probably heard you because you probably
oh no, no, because I still do it.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
But because well at home, like you know, they're a
lot quieter. I've barely I've really toned them down. But
I mean she was around back in the in the
Belgian day.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
You Selena Burp Queen, are now chastising someone else.
Speaker 6 (03:27):
For their that they learned from you.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
I know, I know, Wow, this is weird, weird time,
I know, isn't it weird?
Speaker 5 (03:34):
Okay, during the times that you were really in your
prime of burping, Yeah, did you ever like accidentally let
one of those really bad ones out, like in public?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Maybe when I was like younger, younger, but I feel
like I was too embarrassed, embarrassed but around people like
I know, like I would just do it.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
My kids were delighted to learn that I could burp
on demand, and they just thought that was like the
greatest thing that's ever happened to them.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
And now they'll ast me like, burp, Can you just burp?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
And I used to be really good at it when
I was a kid, But you know, I can still
pull it off here and there? Do it?
Speaker 6 (04:15):
Oh my god, you can't do it.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
It's stuck in there.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
I could do it, like I used to be able
to do that very proficiently, and my kids and I
did that a couple of times for my kids and like,
don't tell my wife, and they were like, oh my god.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
And then they were.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Telling me like, well, this one kid's cool. He can
do it anytime he wants, and he can burp so loud.
I'm like, yeah, you know, that's a skill that you
can learn. I could teach you sometime, but probably not.
Mom won't like that too much, so I've doubt that
my burpan is dialed back. Also, that one now is
stuck right in here.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Well, if you can, if you need to let it
out at any point during this podcast, just do it.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Yeah, but you're gonna give me that disapproving look, and yeah,
she's no. I no, I won't gross.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
No, I feel her.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
I don't be able to get mis misconstrued, to get
the wrong idea. We're STI going to talk about adult
things in the podcast. But just like, not so disgustingly.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
You've just upset.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
We're so so mad right now, just say something super disgusting.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
It's just it's it's better to have a podcast that's
a little bit toned down than not be able to
have the podcast at all.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Okay, but redeem it for the people that want to
hear something gross. Just say the grossest thing that comes
to your mind right now, just blurt it out with
a couple of swear words mixed in.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 6 (05:23):
That's a lot of pressure, you guys.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Yeah, but we need it to get this podcast back
on term.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
I'm trying to think of the term.
Speaker 6 (05:30):
What's that term?
Speaker 4 (05:31):
When you go? Okay, let me side, sorry, Selena, talk
talk to the people, Talk to the people, Grahama, what's
it called when somebody goes number two in the tank?
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Upper deck? Okay or upper tank?
Speaker 6 (05:49):
You she didn't even say ship, she said number two.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Everyone can't. You can't.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
You can't just put me in charge of it. I'm
sweating now.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Can we talk about Leavens and really quick? Because I
did bring him up on the show this morning. Apparently
there's been a rumor in Hollywood like forever that he's
just got the biggest junk in the world. And I
was I was going back and like looking about looking
at you know what people people in the past.
Speaker 6 (06:15):
No, there's no pictures that I don't know. I don't
look at pictures. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Maybe there is, but one person I said like years
ago that it was like an evy on bottle.
Speaker 6 (06:25):
Really, that's what she said. Wait, let me like a
big Dorothy water bottle.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Oh my god, of different sizes.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
We talking like this the standard one, or like that
bigger like one Leader one, because that would be monstrous.
Speaker 6 (06:36):
Oh that I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
But when I read that, I just, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
I'm looking up heavy water bottle on It's just a.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Regular water bottle. It's just like a plastic water bottle. Right.
Speaker 6 (06:49):
Have you never heard of evy on water? Is that still?
I've seen it?
Speaker 3 (06:51):
But still a thing.
Speaker 6 (06:52):
I mean, there's different sizes. Graham.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
Oh god, that's so much better. I told you it
was stuck in there that entire time.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Oh, sweet relief, so much better.
Speaker 6 (07:08):
I'm very disappointed, disgusted.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
It's very uncomfortable to have a burp just lodged in
your esophagus like that.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
You're welcome.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Let's talk about something else here, Jess.
Speaker 6 (07:18):
I know you brought something for the Wild Thoughts podcast.
I just saw.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
I think maybe this is something we have talked about previously.
I'm not sure, but I saw someone post on TikTok
saying that they woke up from heart surgery, and she said,
when I woke up they had shaved my couci did
not know that if you woke up from surgery for
(07:41):
something else, that they would have to shave you down
there for whatever reason?
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Is that how they were access to her heart?
Speaker 6 (07:49):
No, that doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
But do they do it for like specific like maybe
like do they need that to be shaved in case
of an emergency and they have to go in through that?
Speaker 6 (07:58):
I'm sorry, that shouldn't even be touched.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Well, what if it was a medical emergency, like we've
never seen one this bad and we've got to trim
it just for health reason?
Speaker 6 (08:11):
I'm saying, aren't.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
There are some maybe just can go into the research department,
But aren't there are? Aren't there some part surgeries where
they access like.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Your heart and other parts like and they go in
through another area? I think.
Speaker 6 (08:30):
I don't know. I thought they just cut your chest open.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
On some open heart surgeries, But I feel like there
are some.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
I think doctors are going in through the vagine and
going all the way up to a heart.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
I think there are some where they go in through
a main artery or vein, and there's one that runs
down there by the crotch owl. Someone maybe they head
in there and they can't see what they're accessing because
you're freaking bush.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Is too bad.
Speaker 6 (08:54):
Someone in the.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
Commons said they probably put a cather catheter in and wanted.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
To trim the bush there you go also a catheter.
If you got to put a catheter and they can't
figure out where.
Speaker 6 (09:05):
It's but we don't need to, I'd be freaked out.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Me.
Speaker 6 (09:08):
I would too, I'd feel very violated like that. You
know how long it took me to grow that thing
out and you just chop it off.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
I mean, someone said, in this economy, you're getting like
a fresh trim for free.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Seems like it, and my in my mind, it's like
a massive, massive bush.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
So that would cost extra at your local.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
But wouldn't that be something that they tell you.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
I feel like that's something that they would tell you
in the preparation of it, like hey, we're gonna need
you to be shaved down there.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
That way they don't have to do it.
Speaker 6 (09:37):
I don't even think they would ask you to shave.
There's no medical reason for that. You can you can
put a catheter in without that.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
Maybe it was just really big.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
I can't think of a single reason why that's so awkward.
Speaker 6 (09:52):
Yeah, I don't know about this.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
I Google's AI answer yes AI overview When I said,
are there heart surgeries where they enter through an artery
in your groin? And AI overview Gemini says yes, certain
types of heart surgeries can be performed by accessing the
heart through an artery in the groin.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
This is uh called where's the thing? Well?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Anyways, through your ephemeral artery which runs down like through
your leg and that part there.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
I swear I've heard of something like that before.
Speaker 6 (10:26):
But even that, that doesn't mean shave the bush.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
But what if they can't figure out where the freaking
artery is in there? They need a clear landing site.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
But the entire bush, that sounds like it's kind of better.
Speaker 6 (10:38):
Would you that sounds like it's off to the side.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
But if you're waking up saving the spot, okay, if
you're waking up with half a bush, are you?
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Are you annoyed to shave the whole damn thing?
Speaker 5 (10:46):
But also if you do wake up with just a
little patch, then it makes more sense because you're like, oh,
they had to shave the area that they were going to.
Speaker 6 (10:52):
Use, right, not the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
What if they're just trying to even it out though
they're like, well this looks stupid. We're gonna leave somebody
with like a bush mullet. It's just like, let's trim
the whole thing rather than just party in the party
in the back, business in the front on the side,
Let's just trim.
Speaker 6 (11:07):
The front on the bottom. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
Can also can you imagine the nurse that had to
probably do this, Like that's how many razors she had
to sign up for?
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Is like just doing they do?
Speaker 6 (11:20):
They're like wiping, but the cleaning up you know.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Trans Transcatheter aortic valve replacement is done using a flexible,
hollow tube UH inserted into a blood vessel, usually in
the groin or chest area. See she's got her info wrong.
They had to go in through the bush. They gotta
shave the bush.
Speaker 5 (11:42):
But I think that's something they have to tell you beforehand.
I would like to just wake up and like, surprise.
Speaker 6 (11:49):
Bush gone.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Maybe she thought that it was I don't.
Speaker 6 (11:53):
Know, Like, wouldn't you feel weird?
Speaker 1 (11:54):
You're going in for a kolonoscopy, so you can imagine
waking up from that and your bush is.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Gone and they shave that crack hair.
Speaker 6 (12:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Everything they gave you a Brazilian wax. Wouldn't you feel
very violated?
Speaker 2 (12:04):
I would be also thankful because like I'm too embarrassed
to go get my ass crack wax.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
Mam.
Speaker 6 (12:09):
You honestly you really should before this procedure.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
I'm not going to somebody.
Speaker 6 (12:14):
It's because those doctors.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
I know anybody in the Bay Area that listens to
that that performs a butt crack waxing. They listen to
the JV shows, specifically the wild thoughts are So I'm
going to drive to Fresno to.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Get my buttthole wax Fairfield so JV used to do
used to drive to La Yeah, to La Yeah, because
for that very reason he didn't want anybody to know
that he was getting the waxing.
Speaker 6 (12:38):
But those places you can go to like Vacaville, while.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Ninety four nine still comes in there. My parents have
in cheek On. They say sometimes it comes in Crystal.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
They just get the at home kit and have your
wife do it.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Yes, plus the iHeartRadio. No, my wife is not going
to be waxing.
Speaker 6 (12:52):
I got it, nare I'm not.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
I don't think you could nare your butthole? Why did
you see Brandy Glanville's face?
Speaker 6 (12:59):
That was her face?
Speaker 3 (13:01):
So that's a very sensitive area right there. Just can
you google? Can you nare your butthole? It's gonna say
not recommend it, not recommend it.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
It says you can use narrator remove your butt hair,
but it still depends on your skin sensitivity.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Ye, butt hair hair is different than whole hair.
Speaker 5 (13:15):
Just do a patch test and if your skin doesn't react,
then but it's.
Speaker 6 (13:18):
Not recommended for you near the the.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Told you, okay, well.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
Then just shave it, Just get a wax strip and just.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Yeah, how about not and how about like mine's not
that hairy and they've dealt with worse.
Speaker 6 (13:32):
Have you checked?
Speaker 3 (13:34):
I mean, like I said, have you f it eyes?
Speaker 6 (13:37):
That's not what I'm saying. Have you seen with your eyes?
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Probably that one time, because remember I'm a hashtag hemorrhoid
survivor and I had to look at that thing in
the mirror because it was so horrifying and one of
the most painful things I've ever experienced in my life.
And then and it really was not that bad. I mean,
that part was bad, but like.
Speaker 6 (13:55):
The hair is the hair. Well, you know it's grown
since then.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
I guarantee the cooln oskiye people I've seen way worse.
Speaker 6 (14:01):
I mean, that's what they tell you.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Until you're the one that is, yeah, exactly. They tell their.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Wives and friends and like office staff to come in
and see this. That's my biggest fear is that somebody
that works in the office there listens to the JV
Show and they're gonna be like, hey, sorry to interrupt doc,
like while he's mid you know, up my whole and
she's gonna be like, there's a really important call or
something I need to ask you, just so she can
take a look at mine.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
And take a picture, right, and then post it on
her family's group chat with a gift of somebody.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Yeah, if anyone does that, make shure attack JV Morning Show,
please do that, and then.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
I get to sue for some sort of hip of
violation and I'll be rich. So please do post my
buttthole all over.
Speaker 6 (14:45):
The al Right, this is getting really gross, but.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
These are serious concerns. I actually legitimately.
Speaker 6 (14:51):
Yes, okay, but I guess moral.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
Of the story is, if you ever are going to
go for a procedure any sort of procedure that you're
going to be put down for shave just shave ahead,
but you shouldn't have to, but just in case.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Now that I think about it, like, I really would
not care if somebody posted that in their family group
chat as long as I find out about and then
I get to sue the doctor and then I get rich.
Speaker 6 (15:13):
What if they do it and you don't find out
about it, then I'm.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Just bummed because I'm not rich and everyone's laughing and
everyone's seen it.
Speaker 6 (15:19):
Yeah,
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