November 11, 2025 • 15 mins
On today's episode we answer some questions we got on our talkbacks involving toilet paper and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Okay, now that Jess is back from taking a ship,
I've literally been here the whole you can start. No,
that is a lie.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
You just ran and there's a piece of toilet paper
stuck to your shoes.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Those are false accusations.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Well regardless, the gang is all hear. Now we can
officially start the Wild Thoughts podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
We're starting with a talk background.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Yeah, this is an important one.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
Hey, tab show. I don't know why this came up
on my reel on Instagram, but I saw that people
were talking about if you fold after wipey to wipe
a second time.
Speaker 5 (00:41):
I want to hear your thoughts.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
I won't leave my name because it was an embarrassing topic,
but curious, wait if.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
You would, if you if you fold the toilet paper
over and get a second wipe, basically out of that
about your toilet paper?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Got it?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Lenna, You're looking shocked like this is not you or
is this let us?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
I didn't understand what I was asking at first.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
The wipe, fold and wipe again? Which are you? Are
you in that camera? Old? Really?
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (01:08):
Is there people that don't fold it on and just
keep going back and just or.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
No, there's I'm sure there's one.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
I'm sure a lot of people listening are one and
done people like one white.
Speaker 6 (01:19):
It obviously depends on on Like I feel like if
you wipe and there like isn't much on there, then
you can fold and wipe again. But if like you,
I don't know you, and I feel like I get.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Enough to where it would be like very wasteful if
it was like one wipe done and then yeah, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
So you're like grabbing a whole handful of papiers.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
I'm like, OCD, I feel like I go, like one,
two three?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Are you wrapping it around your hand when you're doing that,
like making a little tp mit?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Yeah, like wrap it around the hand like one two three,
and then I and then I take it and then
I use that. But that's how I get it off
the roll. Like you don't do that, Like I I don't.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Wrap around my hand.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
I pull out a length that I think is appropriate
based on what happened, and then I kind of scrunch
it up.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Okay, No, I do a wrapper around.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
It, fold and scrutch. It's a combination fold and scrunch.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
No, So Graham, you just pull and you just let
it and then you think, because if you're doing a
scrunchy type of thing, then I feel like it'd be
harder to fold after that.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
It's just I don't get it.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Like when you're wiping your ass, like you have toilet
paper still wrapped all the way.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Around your hand, and that's just to get it off
the roll.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
So then you remove your hand from the glove that
you've made out of toilet paper.
Speaker 7 (02:35):
You're not making like you're not doing it like super
tight on your hand.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah, it just till I get it off like one,
two three, and then that's how mu chilet paper you use?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Got it? I don't. Yeah, I don't do the wrap
around the hand.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
I can interest it pull on the roll and then
that's weird.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
And then I tear with one hand and fold and
scrunch with the other. You know, it's one clean motion.
It happens just as.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Quick, Okay, And then after that do you fold again?
Speaker 3 (02:56):
I'm with Jess. It is situation dependent, but I will
do the fold. But there are obvious times where you cannot.
There's nothing foldable there. You got to drop. You got
to drop and go depending on what it's a visual that,
depending on what you see there, you determine in your mind,
yes I can get another wipe that makes sense, or
I can't. I think a lot of people are grossed
out hearing this, and because they're one and done. I
(03:18):
think a lot of people are one.
Speaker 8 (03:19):
Sometimes sometimes you have to be one and done and
that's why.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
So I'm saying a lot of times on one and done,
but other times, like it.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Kind of depends.
Speaker 6 (03:26):
Like Selena said too, like the amount of toilet paper
that you get in one sitting.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Sometimes you go a little overboard and you're like, oh dang.
Speaker 8 (03:32):
Like I got I got too much toilet paper.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
Now.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
I still wipe a lot of butts in my house,
which frustrates me because my kids are eight.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Let me, let me just throw one more thing before
we get to your story. Also, if it's like sometimes
I'll go to like someone else's house, like if I'm
at my mom's house and the toilet paper is like
super thin because she gets the cheap shit that it
is unfoldable. Oh yeah, yeah, unfoldable. So it's also dependent
on that.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
So you're worried about some bleed through. Yeah, it's gross.
A lot of people are just to buy this.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
I was gonna say in my house, Like you know,
my daughter will still call me I need help with
this one.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
I need help wiping, you know. I'm like, you're six,
do it yourself.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
And then you know, a lot of yelling and eventually okaevn,
I'll go to help. I got called out for doing
the fold on her one time because she was like,
did you just wipe me a second time with the
same piece.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
I was like, Liam, and I folded it over. She's
like that's gross. I'm like, well, sorry, then wipe your
own butt.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
But that's how I would do it, because, like you know,
I got a bunch of toilet paper, I'm wiping a butt.
There's not much to see here, fold and go. Let's
get it done quick.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
I forget this is the actual things you guys have
to deal with.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
I've wiped so many butts in my life.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Wait, so does it stop?
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Never?
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Apparently, because my kids are still shouting at me from
the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Dad, I need help with It's a big one. I
need help, like handle it yourself.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Like, yeah, I am worried for my son. I don't know.
I don't know when he's gonna get it. I mean
he's he is only five still, but like I don't
know when he's gonna get his shit together.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Probably fourteen. By then he'll still.
Speaker 6 (05:03):
Be having his girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
He'll still be throwing skids down his underwear, but he'll
just be thrown away the underwear himself.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
So you don't find it like.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
I can't help but compare it to you know, my
oldest daughter, who was very independent and like doing shit
by herself at a young age. So I'm like used
to that. I don't know. I've been having to throw
his underwear out left and right lately.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Yes, do you throw them away every time? Or do
you assess the day? I assessed the damage.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
But more times than not, I'm having to throw it away.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Sometimes I do the rints in the bathtub and then
throw it into the w that I'm just throwing it out.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
It's their bathtub, not mine.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
I don't care, like whatever, deal with it, bro, And
then I throw it in because I don't want to
throw like that what I'm seeing in there straight into
the washing machine.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
That seems gross to me.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Then away, Yeah, I know, but that's I don't want
to have to be buying him new underwear all the time.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Yeah, he's running out also, like my daughters, my daughters
like you're describing, very independent, you know, can do all
the thing from a very young age.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
But for whatever reason, and I think secretly, she takes
great pride in making me stoop to the level of
happened to wipe her.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Body because she sees like she sees your son do it,
and she's like, oh, okay, well that's what dad's for.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Here's the nice wiping concierge service. Yeah, get over here
at wipe on my bottle.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
In my ass.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Yeah no thanks.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Anyways, this is gross.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Yeah, you guys are sick.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Let's talk about something a little more safer for the
Wild Thoughts podcast. Thank you to everybody that's been listening
to the Wild Thoughts podcast. By the way, appreciate you guys. Yeah,
I mean you're gross, but.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
We appreciate you.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
But one very big thing we do need to talk
about came up at the end of last week and
I couldn't bring it to the air. I was like,
I'll save it for the Wild Thoughts. It was the
story of Matt Khalil. He's the former NFL player. His wife,
she's kind of a content creator model Hayley.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
She in a.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Podcast, said that the reason that they got divorced. They've
been divorced for a few years now, and he's moved
on and married somebody else. The reason their relationship, their
marriage failed is because his junk was too damn big.
She says, it's like the size of two soda cans
stacked on top of each other. And she said that
she looked into all sorts of stuff, a therapist, doctors.
(07:17):
She said, she looked up LiPo type shit for this,
like she tried.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Every avenue it's smaller, I think.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
For herself to make it, yeah, to make it be
able to accept this thing, and it just did not work.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
And that was the reason.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
I'm sure there were other reasons, but that was a
very large reason that they divorced. Ladies, all you hear
from a guy's perspective, all we hear in life is look,
you should have a big one, you should be tall,
you should be a professional athlete, make a bunch of money.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
This guy checks all the boxes, right, he was a
pro athlete.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Got a bunch of money, and he's got a giant one,
and now he can't land a check your thoughts.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Most of what I've seen, I feel like that's what's
been said. Two men from men women, sorry, women, and
most of them will say they don't want a giant one.
Most of them.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Mock you mercilessly on reality TV if you got a baby.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Carrot, well yeah, because nobody wants a tiny one, but
nobody wants a really big one. Yeah, you don't want
the extremes. So it's I feel like it's mostly become
a competition between like guys and guys.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
So you really just want like an average one?
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Is what your your message to guys listen to this
podcast right now, is you want that average one?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Well, I mean if you look online, average is like
five five or I don't want that?
Speaker 2 (08:31):
What do you mean? I too big? Too small?
Speaker 1 (08:34):
That's I mean, I think bigger than that would be ideal,
But you don't want to that's crazy?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Who doesn't like soda?
Speaker 6 (08:45):
The thing is, I'm so confused as to how it
even got to a marriage.
Speaker 8 (08:51):
If like she was having this issue with.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
That though, maybe she thought she could work through it,
you know expandomatic two thousand, she could structures out.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
A little bit.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
I give up so easily, like there's ways, yeah, have.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
A kid now he's already been Yeah, there you go.
It's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway after that.
Now he's already been made an offer by of course,
some of the adult sites. Camp Soda has already offered
him three hundred thousand dollars to uh show this baby off.
Girth Master has also sense oh yeah, Wade in girth
Master is recommending well one. He's saying, you can make
(09:25):
a lot of money, he said. Girth Master says he
makes between forty and eighty thousand dollars a month on
OnlyFans showing off his monster on Oh my God. So
he's like, dude, you can make a ton of money
doing this. But his advice, get of a sectomy. He's like,
a lot of ladies are going to want to experience
this once you start showing it off, and you don't
want to be having any kids out there. So girth
Master's big advice is get of a sectomy.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
So I feel like, normally I can look at a
guy and like tell what he's working with. Apparently I can't.
I just looked up a picture of Matt Khalil. Oh
what's his name?
Speaker 5 (09:57):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
You just said mac?
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Wait what's his name? Oh?
Speaker 1 (10:03):
And yeah, I just I would have never guessed.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
I mean he's a big guy.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Oh that's his girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Wait, she's like big on TikTok, yeah, Hailey Bailey. Yeah,
well her.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Name is Hailey Bailey.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Is she is she trolling?
Speaker 1 (10:16):
I feel like she troll.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
Now.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
There are a lot of people that are saying, like, look,
she's a you know, she posts a lot of comedy content,
and I've heard people say like, she's clearly like joking
about this. I'm like, sure, maybe he had like a
big one, but probably not as big as you know,
she's exaggerating, you know, for the for the content. But
I've also seen other headlines saying it was well known
amongst other NFL players that like, this dude just had
(10:37):
a monster.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
It's a thing between guys. Guys talk about this with
each other.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
They're showering.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
You're on a NFL team, Like you're showering with each other,
like you're seeing Like if a dude walks in there
and he's girth master, like you're taking notice.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Interesting, Wow, I didn't know she was dating this.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
We're divorced, that's this is his this is actual Hailey Bailey.
Hailey Bailey's v has gotten broken in half by this thing.
A pair and they could never make it work? Would
that be a let's just say this guy's uh, the
love of your life.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
You get married.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
He checks all the boxes, successful guy, good looking, whatever,
but he's got two soda cans he's packing in his pants.
Are you is that grounds for divorce? Because she's saying
that's the reason.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
I don't think it would be grounds for divorce. But
I mean, who knows really if you really can't like
connect on that level, I mean, yeah, who wants a
marriage like that?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
So you're just going to divorce the poor guy when
they go in front of the job.
Speaker 7 (11:31):
And we made it to marriage, then then we must
I think what we must have made it work somehow,
And I think what would keep me there is like
the fact that if I divorce him, then other people
are going to get the soda cans, and I don't
want them having no soda cans.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
But you can't use the soda can.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
You don't like the soda cans, you'd rather recycle them.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Hey, but you said I can use the stretch show.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Stretch ABOUTIC two thousand.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Yeah, I just get one of those.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Yeah, stretch that baby out.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Yeah, she cited I believe irreconcilable differences as in their
divorce file, because like, how can you reconcile that with that?
Speaker 2 (12:03):
They just don't go together. And I heard they have
to show it to the judge.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Wow, And I'm a sister named Chloe. No, that's that's.
Speaker 6 (12:12):
A different Haley Bailey and Cloe Bailey.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Chloe Bailey, Halle Bailey, Halle Bailey.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Who's Halle Bailey.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
The Little Mermaid sister the Little Mermaid?
Speaker 2 (12:23):
I have no clue. You lost you know what the
little The Little Mermaid was Ariel.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Yeah, but Hallie played her.
Speaker 7 (12:30):
Halle Bailey.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
I never watched that one's baby Mom's dating DDG?
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Who's DDG? Oh my god, you've seen Halle Bailey? I
probably have. I never watched that. I have never watched
that version of the Mermaid. I've only watched the O
G one. All right, we got another.
Speaker 5 (12:45):
Talk about This message is for the Wild Thoughts podcast.
This is a mirror from Utah. And why did no
one talk about how messy sex is? Like why girls
have to do with so much? You guys, it is
what it is like, you know, that's it? And girls
(13:08):
to deal with the after sex. It's terrible anyways.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
By a Mira from Utah, she'll get hurt.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
She talked about podcast now she saved herself.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
For marriage and now we are all living her new
intimate journey alongside with her as.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
She was just open talking about everything.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Learning about the world of sex.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Is that something, because she says, why is nobody talking
about how messy it is? Is that something that you, guys, uh,
think back to when you first engaged in this, Is
that something you were surprised about?
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Like she is, she seems to have like this is
not a left field. I had no idea, not really,
I guess I was just.
Speaker 8 (13:49):
Like I don't know. I don't I wouldn't say I
expected things to be the way they were, but like
I wasn't really like, Wow, I think I kind.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Of expected it, or like do you know what happens
and things? Yeah, but like happened.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Do you think maybe there's some other stuff going on
that we like don't know about because they're like maybe.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
They're not doing it right.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Maybe they're like they've unlocked like another level of sex
that we're not even there.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Yeah, or maybe like they think they're doing it, but
really it's like in the wrong spot, you know.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
What I mean, Like there could be like some other
things that play here.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Yeah, so really made more details about your experience.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
No, I don't need more. I don't want to feel
willing to share. Yeah, she would any advice for her ladies,
because just get used to it.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
I think you can't. I mean it is what it is.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Get some towels, the mess is there, clean it up
after she is right, Guys like we just good night, roll.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Over, go to sleep. Yeah, we're left having to do everything.
Yeah if we get to, say, getting a pack of cigarette.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Uh huh, I need to smoke after that.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
That's so annoying. You guys have it so good we do. Anyways,
are we done with this filth?
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:07):
I need to go take a shower. Yeah yeah,
Okay, now that Jess is back from taking a ship,
I've literally been here the whole you can start. No,
that is a lie.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
You just ran and there's a piece of toilet paper
stuck to your shoes.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Those are false accusations.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Well regardless, the gang is all hear. Now we can
officially start the Wild Thoughts podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
We're starting with a talk background.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Yeah, this is an important one.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
Hey, tab show. I don't know why this came up
on my reel on Instagram, but I saw that people
were talking about if you fold after wipey to wipe
a second time.
Speaker 5 (00:41):
I want to hear your thoughts.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
I won't leave my name because it was an embarrassing topic,
but curious, wait if.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
You would, if you if you fold the toilet paper
over and get a second wipe, basically out of that
about your toilet paper?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Got it?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Lenna, You're looking shocked like this is not you or
is this let us?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
I didn't understand what I was asking at first.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
The wipe, fold and wipe again? Which are you? Are
you in that camera? Old? Really?
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (01:08):
Is there people that don't fold it on and just
keep going back and just or.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
No, there's I'm sure there's one.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
I'm sure a lot of people listening are one and
done people like one white.
Speaker 6 (01:19):
It obviously depends on on Like I feel like if
you wipe and there like isn't much on there, then
you can fold and wipe again. But if like you,
I don't know you, and I feel like I get.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Enough to where it would be like very wasteful if
it was like one wipe done and then yeah, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
So you're like grabbing a whole handful of papiers.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
I'm like, OCD, I feel like I go, like one,
two three?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Are you wrapping it around your hand when you're doing that,
like making a little tp mit?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Yeah, like wrap it around the hand like one two three,
and then I and then I take it and then
I use that. But that's how I get it off
the roll. Like you don't do that, Like I I don't.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Wrap around my hand.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
I pull out a length that I think is appropriate
based on what happened, and then I kind of scrunch
it up.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Okay, No, I do a wrapper around.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
It, fold and scrutch. It's a combination fold and scrunch.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
No, So Graham, you just pull and you just let
it and then you think, because if you're doing a
scrunchy type of thing, then I feel like it'd be
harder to fold after that.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
It's just I don't get it.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Like when you're wiping your ass, like you have toilet
paper still wrapped all the way.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Around your hand, and that's just to get it off
the roll.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
So then you remove your hand from the glove that
you've made out of toilet paper.
Speaker 7 (02:35):
You're not making like you're not doing it like super
tight on your hand.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah, it just till I get it off like one,
two three, and then that's how mu chilet paper you use?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Got it? I don't. Yeah, I don't do the wrap
around the hand.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
I can interest it pull on the roll and then
that's weird.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
And then I tear with one hand and fold and
scrunch with the other. You know, it's one clean motion.
It happens just as.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Quick, Okay, And then after that do you fold again?
Speaker 3 (02:56):
I'm with Jess. It is situation dependent, but I will
do the fold. But there are obvious times where you cannot.
There's nothing foldable there. You got to drop. You got
to drop and go depending on what it's a visual that,
depending on what you see there, you determine in your mind,
yes I can get another wipe that makes sense, or
I can't. I think a lot of people are grossed
out hearing this, and because they're one and done. I
(03:18):
think a lot of people are one.
Speaker 8 (03:19):
Sometimes sometimes you have to be one and done and
that's why.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
So I'm saying a lot of times on one and done,
but other times, like it.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Kind of depends.
Speaker 6 (03:26):
Like Selena said too, like the amount of toilet paper
that you get in one sitting.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Sometimes you go a little overboard and you're like, oh dang.
Speaker 8 (03:32):
Like I got I got too much toilet paper.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
Now.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
I still wipe a lot of butts in my house,
which frustrates me because my kids are eight.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Let me, let me just throw one more thing before
we get to your story. Also, if it's like sometimes
I'll go to like someone else's house, like if I'm
at my mom's house and the toilet paper is like
super thin because she gets the cheap shit that it
is unfoldable. Oh yeah, yeah, unfoldable. So it's also dependent
on that.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
So you're worried about some bleed through. Yeah, it's gross.
A lot of people are just to buy this.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
I was gonna say in my house, Like you know,
my daughter will still call me I need help with
this one.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
I need help wiping, you know. I'm like, you're six,
do it yourself.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
And then you know, a lot of yelling and eventually okaevn,
I'll go to help. I got called out for doing
the fold on her one time because she was like,
did you just wipe me a second time with the
same piece.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
I was like, Liam, and I folded it over. She's
like that's gross. I'm like, well, sorry, then wipe your
own butt.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
But that's how I would do it, because, like you know,
I got a bunch of toilet paper, I'm wiping a butt.
There's not much to see here, fold and go. Let's
get it done quick.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
I forget this is the actual things you guys have
to deal with.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
I've wiped so many butts in my life.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Wait, so does it stop?
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Never?
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Apparently, because my kids are still shouting at me from
the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Dad, I need help with It's a big one. I
need help, like handle it yourself.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Like, yeah, I am worried for my son. I don't know.
I don't know when he's gonna get it. I mean
he's he is only five still, but like I don't
know when he's gonna get his shit together.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Probably fourteen. By then he'll still.
Speaker 6 (05:03):
Be having his girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
He'll still be throwing skids down his underwear, but he'll
just be thrown away the underwear himself.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
So you don't find it like.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
I can't help but compare it to you know, my
oldest daughter, who was very independent and like doing shit
by herself at a young age. So I'm like used
to that. I don't know. I've been having to throw
his underwear out left and right lately.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Yes, do you throw them away every time? Or do
you assess the day? I assessed the damage.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
But more times than not, I'm having to throw it away.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Sometimes I do the rints in the bathtub and then
throw it into the w that I'm just throwing it out.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
It's their bathtub, not mine.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
I don't care, like whatever, deal with it, bro, And
then I throw it in because I don't want to
throw like that what I'm seeing in there straight into
the washing machine.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
That seems gross to me.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Then away, Yeah, I know, but that's I don't want
to have to be buying him new underwear all the time.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Yeah, he's running out also, like my daughters, my daughters
like you're describing, very independent, you know, can do all
the thing from a very young age.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
But for whatever reason, and I think secretly, she takes
great pride in making me stoop to the level of
happened to wipe her.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Body because she sees like she sees your son do it,
and she's like, oh, okay, well that's what dad's for.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Here's the nice wiping concierge service. Yeah, get over here
at wipe on my bottle.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
In my ass.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Yeah no thanks.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Anyways, this is gross.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Yeah, you guys are sick.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Let's talk about something a little more safer for the
Wild Thoughts podcast. Thank you to everybody that's been listening
to the Wild Thoughts podcast. By the way, appreciate you guys. Yeah,
I mean you're gross, but.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
We appreciate you.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
But one very big thing we do need to talk
about came up at the end of last week and
I couldn't bring it to the air. I was like,
I'll save it for the Wild Thoughts. It was the
story of Matt Khalil. He's the former NFL player. His wife,
she's kind of a content creator model Hayley.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
She in a.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Podcast, said that the reason that they got divorced. They've
been divorced for a few years now, and he's moved
on and married somebody else. The reason their relationship, their
marriage failed is because his junk was too damn big.
She says, it's like the size of two soda cans
stacked on top of each other. And she said that
she looked into all sorts of stuff, a therapist, doctors.
(07:17):
She said, she looked up LiPo type shit for this,
like she tried.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Every avenue it's smaller, I think.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
For herself to make it, yeah, to make it be
able to accept this thing, and it just did not work.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
And that was the reason.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
I'm sure there were other reasons, but that was a
very large reason that they divorced. Ladies, all you hear
from a guy's perspective, all we hear in life is look,
you should have a big one, you should be tall,
you should be a professional athlete, make a bunch of money.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
This guy checks all the boxes, right, he was a
pro athlete.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Got a bunch of money, and he's got a giant one,
and now he can't land a check your thoughts.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Most of what I've seen, I feel like that's what's
been said. Two men from men women, sorry, women, and
most of them will say they don't want a giant one.
Most of them.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Mock you mercilessly on reality TV if you got a baby.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Carrot, well yeah, because nobody wants a tiny one, but
nobody wants a really big one. Yeah, you don't want
the extremes. So it's I feel like it's mostly become
a competition between like guys and guys.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
So you really just want like an average one?
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Is what your your message to guys listen to this
podcast right now, is you want that average one?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Well, I mean if you look online, average is like
five five or I don't want that?
Speaker 2 (08:31):
What do you mean? I too big? Too small?
Speaker 1 (08:34):
That's I mean, I think bigger than that would be ideal,
But you don't want to that's crazy?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Who doesn't like soda?
Speaker 6 (08:45):
The thing is, I'm so confused as to how it
even got to a marriage.
Speaker 8 (08:51):
If like she was having this issue with.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
That though, maybe she thought she could work through it,
you know expandomatic two thousand, she could structures out.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
A little bit.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
I give up so easily, like there's ways, yeah, have.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
A kid now he's already been Yeah, there you go.
It's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway after that.
Now he's already been made an offer by of course,
some of the adult sites. Camp Soda has already offered
him three hundred thousand dollars to uh show this baby off.
Girth Master has also sense oh yeah, Wade in girth
Master is recommending well one. He's saying, you can make
(09:25):
a lot of money, he said. Girth Master says he
makes between forty and eighty thousand dollars a month on
OnlyFans showing off his monster on Oh my God. So
he's like, dude, you can make a ton of money
doing this. But his advice, get of a sectomy. He's like,
a lot of ladies are going to want to experience
this once you start showing it off, and you don't
want to be having any kids out there. So girth
Master's big advice is get of a sectomy.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
So I feel like, normally I can look at a
guy and like tell what he's working with. Apparently I can't.
I just looked up a picture of Matt Khalil. Oh
what's his name?
Speaker 5 (09:57):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
You just said mac?
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Wait what's his name? Oh?
Speaker 1 (10:03):
And yeah, I just I would have never guessed.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
I mean he's a big guy.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Oh that's his girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Wait, she's like big on TikTok, yeah, Hailey Bailey. Yeah,
well her.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Name is Hailey Bailey.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Is she is she trolling?
Speaker 1 (10:16):
I feel like she troll.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
Now.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
There are a lot of people that are saying, like, look,
she's a you know, she posts a lot of comedy content,
and I've heard people say like, she's clearly like joking
about this. I'm like, sure, maybe he had like a
big one, but probably not as big as you know,
she's exaggerating, you know, for the for the content. But
I've also seen other headlines saying it was well known
amongst other NFL players that like, this dude just had
(10:37):
a monster.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
It's a thing between guys. Guys talk about this with
each other.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
They're showering.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
You're on a NFL team, Like you're showering with each other,
like you're seeing Like if a dude walks in there
and he's girth master, like you're taking notice.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Interesting, Wow, I didn't know she was dating this.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
We're divorced, that's this is his this is actual Hailey Bailey.
Hailey Bailey's v has gotten broken in half by this thing.
A pair and they could never make it work? Would
that be a let's just say this guy's uh, the
love of your life.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
You get married.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
He checks all the boxes, successful guy, good looking, whatever,
but he's got two soda cans he's packing in his pants.
Are you is that grounds for divorce? Because she's saying
that's the reason.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
I don't think it would be grounds for divorce. But
I mean, who knows really if you really can't like
connect on that level, I mean, yeah, who wants a
marriage like that?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
So you're just going to divorce the poor guy when
they go in front of the job.
Speaker 7 (11:31):
And we made it to marriage, then then we must
I think what we must have made it work somehow,
And I think what would keep me there is like
the fact that if I divorce him, then other people
are going to get the soda cans, and I don't
want them having no soda cans.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
But you can't use the soda can.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
You don't like the soda cans, you'd rather recycle them.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Hey, but you said I can use the stretch show.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Stretch ABOUTIC two thousand.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Yeah, I just get one of those.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Yeah, stretch that baby out.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Yeah, she cited I believe irreconcilable differences as in their
divorce file, because like, how can you reconcile that with that?
Speaker 2 (12:03):
They just don't go together. And I heard they have
to show it to the judge.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Wow, And I'm a sister named Chloe. No, that's that's.
Speaker 6 (12:12):
A different Haley Bailey and Cloe Bailey.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Chloe Bailey, Halle Bailey, Halle Bailey.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Who's Halle Bailey.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
The Little Mermaid sister the Little Mermaid?
Speaker 2 (12:23):
I have no clue. You lost you know what the
little The Little Mermaid was Ariel.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Yeah, but Hallie played her.
Speaker 7 (12:30):
Halle Bailey.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
I never watched that one's baby Mom's dating DDG?
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Who's DDG? Oh my god, you've seen Halle Bailey? I
probably have. I never watched that. I have never watched
that version of the Mermaid. I've only watched the O
G one. All right, we got another.
Speaker 5 (12:45):
Talk about This message is for the Wild Thoughts podcast.
This is a mirror from Utah. And why did no
one talk about how messy sex is? Like why girls
have to do with so much? You guys, it is
what it is like, you know, that's it? And girls
(13:08):
to deal with the after sex. It's terrible anyways.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
By a Mira from Utah, she'll get hurt.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
She talked about podcast now she saved herself.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
For marriage and now we are all living her new
intimate journey alongside with her as.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
She was just open talking about everything.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Learning about the world of sex.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Is that something, because she says, why is nobody talking
about how messy it is? Is that something that you, guys, uh,
think back to when you first engaged in this, Is
that something you were surprised about?
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Like she is, she seems to have like this is
not a left field. I had no idea, not really,
I guess I was just.
Speaker 8 (13:49):
Like I don't know. I don't I wouldn't say I
expected things to be the way they were, but like
I wasn't really like, Wow, I think I kind.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Of expected it, or like do you know what happens
and things? Yeah, but like happened.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Do you think maybe there's some other stuff going on
that we like don't know about because they're like maybe.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
They're not doing it right.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Maybe they're like they've unlocked like another level of sex
that we're not even there.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Yeah, or maybe like they think they're doing it, but
really it's like in the wrong spot, you know.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
What I mean, Like there could be like some other
things that play here.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Yeah, so really made more details about your experience.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
No, I don't need more. I don't want to feel
willing to share. Yeah, she would any advice for her ladies,
because just get used to it.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
I think you can't. I mean it is what it is.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Get some towels, the mess is there, clean it up
after she is right, Guys like we just good night, roll.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Over, go to sleep. Yeah, we're left having to do everything.
Yeah if we get to, say, getting a pack of cigarette.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Uh huh, I need to smoke after that.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
That's so annoying. You guys have it so good we do. Anyways,
are we done with this filth?
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:07):
I need to go take a shower. Yeah yeah,
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