October 7, 2025 • 14 mins
On today's episode we talked about the effects of Ozempic on a certain body part and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Why old thoughts? So today's is going to be a
short one.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It is.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
Well, I thought you had to go be a man
for Dan.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yeah, I do have to go be a man for Dan.
Can I talk about that just for a second. So
my buddy Dan, he called me last week and I
didn't pick up because who wants to talk.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
To somebody on the phone.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
And then he texted me like about some football stuff
and he's like, Hey, what's going on next week? And
I was like, wait, what's going on? Then he and
I didn't really respawn, and then he called me again
and I didn't pick up because anybody got time to
talk on the phone. And then I finally called him
back because I was like, man, two calls. You know,
when you get urgent two calls, it's got to be something.
And he said that he has a sock stuck in
his dryer at his apartment he lives here in San Francisco.
(00:41):
He has a sock stuck in the dryer. Now got
past the lint trap somehow, and it got pulled into
the like the blower motor, and it's just stuck in
there and it's wedged, and how.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Did he get past the lint trap? This must be
like like a baby sock. Does he have the world's
tiniest feet.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
No, he has normal sized feet. Well, I don't know.
All theories are on the table. I don't really know. Oh,
bypass the lint trap, because like it seems like that
should be impossible, right unless you have your lint trap
installed properly. Anyways, the sock is stuck into the motor
and he can't pull it out, and so it's gonna
be He had to call a man. You help him disassemble.
(01:18):
He said. He watched a YouTube video and you can
take a dryer apart and then get to that sock
and then undo it somehow and release it. And then
we got to put the whole thing back to fuckinggether.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
That what you're doing today.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Exactly what I'd like to spend my Tuesday afternoon doing.
Is taking a part a buddy's dryer to find a
missing sock so he can use his dryer again.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
That sounds not fun at all.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
No paying you, he said, he would get me lunch.
I don't need lunch now because they have food here
today at works, so like I'm not even fucking hungry. Yeah,
but in a.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Few hours's gonna be lunch. You'll be hungry again. I
do it for free lunch.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Have you ever taken a part of dryer before?
Speaker 3 (01:59):
No?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Me neither. And I assume it's not fun. If the
thing's heavy, I'm assuming I gotta pull this thing out
of whatever closet thing it's in. It's a hole.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
We can keep talking about dryers, or we can talk
about ozempic vulva.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Let's talk about Okay, that's what I thought, finally a
man topic.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
I saw this article and it was like ozempic vulva
after weight loss, what is it? And I was like, well,
what is it? That's my question here? So I just
did a quick Google search here ozempic bulva. Have you
guys ever heard of this?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
No, We've heard of a.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Bunch of different side effects from taking ozembic or any
type of like kop one. You know, there's a bunch
of different things that happened. But changes associated with the
zempic volva. We're just going to go down the list here.
Sagging or drooping, Well, that makes reduced as the fat
pad that supports the vulva. So that's with the weight
loss in general, you can lead to sagging.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I would assume it like I would assume that people
on like The Biggest Loser, one of those shows where
you lose an extreme amount of weight, you know, because
there's a lot of extra skin and stuff associated with that.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Watch the documentary about that on Netflix. Oh, yes, you
watched it. Yeah it was I didn't watch it, but
I kept on seeing so many headlines about it. What
was the controversy exactly?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Well, the controversy was that they were pushing these contestants
so hard to the point where they were overlooking things
that were affecting their health. So they were using medicine
to help them lose weight. They weren't eat weights weight
like it's extreme unhealthy weight loss. I mean they were
I think the biggest Biggest Loser lost around two hundred
(03:31):
pounds and they're getting yelled at that.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
But you know, the biggest one, the biggest loser of
the show.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
And you said their vulva fat pad was just like
sagging saggy.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
No, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
I imagine it's like everything else though, Right, your vulva,
you know, if it is supported by a fat pad
and suddenly that fat pad's gone, it's just like the
vulvas like how do I hold myself up without it?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Yeahs last sorry, like loss of elasticity, okay, you know
it's making it more prone to tearing or injury.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Dryness, So I'm there's like a it makes it so dry,
I don't know, just as dryness and itchy and discomfort.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Well, it's got to be like some sort of surgery
then that they have to go through.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
When your vulva's dragging on the ground, I can see
why I'd get itchy, you know, because.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
It's like picking up random yeah, like speaking of like
gum dander and stuff, and like Paul vacuum it.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Yeah, it's getting a lot of pollen stuck to it,
even though it's as dry as it is.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
And then it says increased visibility. Well, yeah, it says
weight loss can make the vulva more visible, which may
be concerned for some women, Like some people some I
always assumed it was the shorts they were wearing, but
maybe they're just on ozempic and that thing is like protruding.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Short ozempic and that's the reason they have such a
pronounced camel tooe.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Maybe maybe don't sorry, ye guess that I've really thought
about like like rastic weight loss affecting downstairs, like you know,
like like it obviously affects like your boobs. You lose
weight and then those things start sagging because you're losing
all the fat in there. Those never consider the downstairs. Yeah,
but it makes sense.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Is a zempic dick a thing like let me just
let me just ask a question. Guy gains a lot
of weight. He's on the biggest loser, right, Wow, does
your junk gain weight too?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
You remember we talked about this. Supposedly ozempic made it
bigger and this is like what some guys are saying.
But this this is not backed by science. And just
like some musing yeah, and something that we discussed is like,
well maybe it is because the rest of their body
is losing weight that like that appears Yeah, but that
(05:50):
I mean, if that's true, it's not fair that like, hey,
we're all losing the same amount of weight and for men,
they grow and we're just getting saggy.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
That or like guys are just getting short changed because
you ladies, you gain a little weight, your boobs get bigger.
Like you just said, guys gain a little weight. I
don't think their dick gets bigger. Oh true, Yeah, like
I don't think like you're Oh.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
It's the optical illusion again, makes it look smaller.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
It makes it look smaller. But like, does the actual
dong gain any weight? I don't think it does.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Does it affect the balls?
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Do your balls gain weight? Or ozempic balls?
Speaker 1 (06:24):
I typed in Olympic balls into into Google, and uh
one of the options. One of the options is ozmpic
eyeballs or ozembic poopballs.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Wait, I'm curious about both of those.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Let's start with Ozmpic poot balls please.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
That was the one of more cures.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Okay, because it can cause constipation.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Oh so suddenly you're shipping like a rabbit a bunch
of little pellets when you're used to dropping logs.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Yeah, okay, that makes sense. Okay. Olympic eyeballs, on the
other hand, refers to a potential link between ozempic and
a rare but serious condition called non ar teric interior
is skimmick optic neuropathy.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Oh yeah, my uncle had that, basically.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Sudden vision loss due to lack of bluffalow.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
God, that sucks.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Okay, but what about other like, what about ball balls?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
You might have to type in testaldos.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Yeah, Ozmpic HR right now is looking at Selinas?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Oh yeah, you've been.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
I think I'm still logged into Angelina's.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Oh smart.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
It doesn't say anything really yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
In rare cases maybe pain or swelling, but nothing. It
doesn't really affects that.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
There's rare in rare cases. You see that in those
medical commercials. In rare cases, side effects include and it's
just all this awful shit. You're just like, I don't
want the rare case of that. Do we know the
long term effects you had of ozempic and all.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
These No, nobody knows. That's still so you. It's not
like anybody's used it for fifteen years then got off it,
you know.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Or maybe because it was already a thing, right, it
was just like for people that needed it, like medically.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
I mean, it's been around for a little while, but
I don't know. Yeah, I wonder what the long term
studies are when it's being used for weight loss.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Yeah, we don't really know yet. That's the scary part.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
That's why there's no article about Olympic nuts yet. Did
you try searching that?
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Did you try the ozempic nuts that way? Put but
sold on. What do you want to know is that
big butt is the loss of volume and sagging right, Yeah, yeah,
we already knew that it was pancakey Olympic nuts. It
says here that nuts are recommended to eat wall on
is okay because they are rich in fiber, healthy fats
(08:46):
and protein.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
There you go. Yeah, handful of nuts a day, keeps
the doctor. Yeah, that's the thing. Do you eat a
handful of nuts every day? You? No, you should be.
That's one of those things, like you ever seen those
things about like blue zones where people Blue zones are
parts of world where they have the highest rate of
people that live to be over one hundred.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Years old or whatever because they're eating nuts.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
And they say a lot of them. Uh, you should
be eating some nuts and seeds add that to see.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
I actually like nuts, but like I remember one time
I was eating nuts in my I felt so judged
by my husband. He's like, why are you eating that? Like, sorry,
it's not fucking burger king, Like they're just good.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Well, I love I eat a handful of pistachios. I
don't like that or something. You got to eat some
nuts each day.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
I like them, but I like them when they come
with like the eminem's.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Or and M and m's and stuff in there.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
It's like a mixture. I don't want to anyone else
have something for this wild thought I do.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
I mean, I'd like to go back to on this
morning show, if you listen, we have the great pee
debate about how guys go number one, because I was
talking with a buddy and he was shocked to learn
that I only use the zipper on my pants when
I go pee and he unbuckles an unfurl was like
fucking everything. And I was like, that's fucking weird, and
he's like, no, you're in the minority. Did we ever
(10:05):
get a full poll results on what that was? Because
the one thing I do want to bring up a
lot of people left this talk back this morning. I
couldn't play it on the air because you know, it's
a family show, but this wild thought is not a
family show. A lot of people were wondering, well, some
ladies left talkbacks wondering if it matters about the size
of your junk, whether or not you need to be
(10:26):
undo your belt, undo everything and let that big dog
eat you know, or because if you had a big
one somebody even said, if it's like Travis Kelcey Redwood Tree,
is it too hard to get through the fly the
underwear and out the zipper of your pants? Interesting, I
don't really think that. I mean, if you unzip pants
(10:46):
and see how big that opening is, and I'm holding
up my hands right now to Selina and Jess, I
mean you could fit. You can fit a large orange
through that fly, maybe even a grapefruit. So like, if
you're packing a bigger one than that, I guess sure,
if you got a dick that's this big a round
as a fucking grapefruit, then by all means.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
What about length? Does that matter? Because I figure if
you have like one of those like don't is there
a name for teeny tiny short ones.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
A baby carrot? But not even Captain lights.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
But not even like yeah, in terms of sugar, it's
just like length, Like what if it doesn't like reach
enough to go out of the fly.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
See that's now, That's what I think is the real thing,
because I think most of the talkbacks and even guys
that left the ones about oh, mine's too big to
take shake through the you know, I'm worried about the
zipper and mine's too big I see. I think it's
the opposite. I think, Selena, you nailed it.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
I think because you don't want to get any like drippage.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
I think guys, if you have a long if you
have a long enough one, because like it's too much
work fishing it out through the fly of your underwear
and fishing it out through your zipper. It's not. If
you got a big one, you just it's easy to find.
But if you've got a deep, if you got a
dinky one, you got to reach in there and you'll
be feeling around in there for a while looking for.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
That, not even find it. But let's say you it's
there and you get it out, but it's so short
that you're just peeing. It's like dripping all over your
fucking pants.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Right, and you can't get it out past the crest
of the zipper. Yeah, and then it's just like drip
dripped down the front. Now I understand why that. I
think that now we've really nailed it.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
That's what I think.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Well, you are still in the minority, though, what's the
voting percent.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Well, there's a lot of guys with small dicks out.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
There, so people are voting, and most preferred, most prefers,
I prepare belt.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
We're still fifty five forty five, Okay, that's about what
it was earlier, So I mean, I still think that's
statistically within the margin. We're about fifty to fifty. And
i'd say about half to half the guys that I mean,
you tell me you guys have hooked up with more
dudes than me. Half of them out there have a
dinky up just like a handful.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
I don't know. For me, I feel like the unbuckling, unbuttoning,
and pulling down seems more like a like an easier thing,
a regular, yeah, normal.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Thing to do that undoing your belt.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
And I will say, my husband is in that camp.
I will say, though he I mean, he usually is
wearing I don't know, either sweats or shorts or something.
So it's I mean, then if we go out or somewhere,
then he's wearing jeans, he's wearing he's wearing a belt.
But I don't know, maybe it's a habit because day
to day mostly he just pulls it down because there
is no belt or a zipper or button, do you
(13:24):
know what I mean? So I don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
I mean, if I'm wearing shorts or yea, like joggers
or sweats or whatever. Yeah, it's the pulldown. I mean
there's no other what's your other option? So like, yeah,
you pull him down there, But if there's a belt involved,
I ain't fucking unbuckling that thing. That's doing way too much.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
I don't think it's doing that much.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
So, Selena, if you were a guy, which one would
you do? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:45):
I think I would do the pull down.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Until but the convenience of the zipper it's so much quicker.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
I mean, if I'm a guys are hard press on nails?
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Well nails? Now you're adding.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
That's what I'm just saying because she asked me if
I was a guy, what would I do?
Speaker 2 (14:03):
And I'm like, sprinting a guy?
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Am I still wearing press ons?
Speaker 3 (14:06):
No? I guess not.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
That's why what if I do? What if I want
an area?
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Is what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
If I'm sprinting over the bathroom here during a commercial break, like,
I don't have time to sit there and under the
zipper and go let zip and let it rip. That's
my motto.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
I guess I don't really know how easy it is
to work around one of those underwears.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Since it's easy.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
You know which side to reach in and again, as
long as you ain't got a little dinky one, you
can find your junk pretty quick and pull it out.
It's like pulling a garment method.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Yeah, the other one seems better.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
You guys are so weird, but you know what are we?
That's psychopath? Before we get home, Zip and let it rip.
That should be a title for the podcast. Today's podcast,
Zip and Let it Rip? That let You should be
doing anything else. You're either seven years old or you're
a psychopath.
Why old thoughts? So today's is going to be a
short one.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It is.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
Well, I thought you had to go be a man
for Dan.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yeah, I do have to go be a man for Dan.
Can I talk about that just for a second. So
my buddy Dan, he called me last week and I
didn't pick up because who wants to talk.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
To somebody on the phone.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
And then he texted me like about some football stuff
and he's like, Hey, what's going on next week? And
I was like, wait, what's going on? Then he and
I didn't really respawn, and then he called me again
and I didn't pick up because anybody got time to
talk on the phone. And then I finally called him
back because I was like, man, two calls. You know,
when you get urgent two calls, it's got to be something.
And he said that he has a sock stuck in
his dryer at his apartment he lives here in San Francisco.
(00:41):
He has a sock stuck in the dryer. Now got
past the lint trap somehow, and it got pulled into
the like the blower motor, and it's just stuck in
there and it's wedged, and how.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Did he get past the lint trap? This must be
like like a baby sock. Does he have the world's
tiniest feet.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
No, he has normal sized feet. Well, I don't know.
All theories are on the table. I don't really know. Oh,
bypass the lint trap, because like it seems like that
should be impossible, right unless you have your lint trap
installed properly. Anyways, the sock is stuck into the motor
and he can't pull it out, and so it's gonna
be He had to call a man. You help him disassemble.
(01:18):
He said. He watched a YouTube video and you can
take a dryer apart and then get to that sock
and then undo it somehow and release it. And then
we got to put the whole thing back to fuckinggether.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
That what you're doing today.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Exactly what I'd like to spend my Tuesday afternoon doing.
Is taking a part a buddy's dryer to find a
missing sock so he can use his dryer again.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
That sounds not fun at all.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
No paying you, he said, he would get me lunch.
I don't need lunch now because they have food here
today at works, so like I'm not even fucking hungry. Yeah,
but in a.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Few hours's gonna be lunch. You'll be hungry again. I
do it for free lunch.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Have you ever taken a part of dryer before?
Speaker 3 (01:59):
No?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Me neither. And I assume it's not fun. If the
thing's heavy, I'm assuming I gotta pull this thing out
of whatever closet thing it's in. It's a hole.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
We can keep talking about dryers, or we can talk
about ozempic vulva.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Let's talk about Okay, that's what I thought, finally a
man topic.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
I saw this article and it was like ozempic vulva
after weight loss, what is it? And I was like, well,
what is it? That's my question here? So I just
did a quick Google search here ozempic bulva. Have you
guys ever heard of this?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
No, We've heard of a.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Bunch of different side effects from taking ozembic or any
type of like kop one. You know, there's a bunch
of different things that happened. But changes associated with the
zempic volva. We're just going to go down the list here.
Sagging or drooping, Well, that makes reduced as the fat
pad that supports the vulva. So that's with the weight
loss in general, you can lead to sagging.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I would assume it like I would assume that people
on like The Biggest Loser, one of those shows where
you lose an extreme amount of weight, you know, because
there's a lot of extra skin and stuff associated with that.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Watch the documentary about that on Netflix. Oh, yes, you
watched it. Yeah it was I didn't watch it, but
I kept on seeing so many headlines about it. What
was the controversy exactly?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Well, the controversy was that they were pushing these contestants
so hard to the point where they were overlooking things
that were affecting their health. So they were using medicine
to help them lose weight. They weren't eat weights weight
like it's extreme unhealthy weight loss. I mean they were
I think the biggest Biggest Loser lost around two hundred
(03:31):
pounds and they're getting yelled at that.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
But you know, the biggest one, the biggest loser of
the show.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
And you said their vulva fat pad was just like
sagging saggy.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
No, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
I imagine it's like everything else though, Right, your vulva,
you know, if it is supported by a fat pad
and suddenly that fat pad's gone, it's just like the
vulvas like how do I hold myself up without it?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Yeahs last sorry, like loss of elasticity, okay, you know
it's making it more prone to tearing or injury.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Dryness, So I'm there's like a it makes it so dry,
I don't know, just as dryness and itchy and discomfort.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Well, it's got to be like some sort of surgery
then that they have to go through.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
When your vulva's dragging on the ground, I can see
why I'd get itchy, you know, because.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
It's like picking up random yeah, like speaking of like
gum dander and stuff, and like Paul vacuum it.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Yeah, it's getting a lot of pollen stuck to it,
even though it's as dry as it is.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
And then it says increased visibility. Well, yeah, it says
weight loss can make the vulva more visible, which may
be concerned for some women, Like some people some I
always assumed it was the shorts they were wearing, but
maybe they're just on ozempic and that thing is like protruding.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Short ozempic and that's the reason they have such a
pronounced camel tooe.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Maybe maybe don't sorry, ye guess that I've really thought
about like like rastic weight loss affecting downstairs, like you know,
like like it obviously affects like your boobs. You lose
weight and then those things start sagging because you're losing
all the fat in there. Those never consider the downstairs. Yeah,
but it makes sense.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Is a zempic dick a thing like let me just
let me just ask a question. Guy gains a lot
of weight. He's on the biggest loser, right, Wow, does
your junk gain weight too?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
You remember we talked about this. Supposedly ozempic made it
bigger and this is like what some guys are saying.
But this this is not backed by science. And just
like some musing yeah, and something that we discussed is like,
well maybe it is because the rest of their body
is losing weight that like that appears Yeah, but that
(05:50):
I mean, if that's true, it's not fair that like, hey,
we're all losing the same amount of weight and for men,
they grow and we're just getting saggy.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
That or like guys are just getting short changed because
you ladies, you gain a little weight, your boobs get bigger.
Like you just said, guys gain a little weight. I
don't think their dick gets bigger. Oh true, Yeah, like
I don't think like you're Oh.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
It's the optical illusion again, makes it look smaller.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
It makes it look smaller. But like, does the actual
dong gain any weight? I don't think it does.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Does it affect the balls?
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Do your balls gain weight? Or ozempic balls?
Speaker 1 (06:24):
I typed in Olympic balls into into Google, and uh
one of the options. One of the options is ozmpic
eyeballs or ozembic poopballs.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Wait, I'm curious about both of those.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Let's start with Ozmpic poot balls please.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
That was the one of more cures.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Okay, because it can cause constipation.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Oh so suddenly you're shipping like a rabbit a bunch
of little pellets when you're used to dropping logs.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Yeah, okay, that makes sense. Okay. Olympic eyeballs, on the
other hand, refers to a potential link between ozempic and
a rare but serious condition called non ar teric interior
is skimmick optic neuropathy.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Oh yeah, my uncle had that, basically.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Sudden vision loss due to lack of bluffalow.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
God, that sucks.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Okay, but what about other like, what about ball balls?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
You might have to type in testaldos.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Yeah, Ozmpic HR right now is looking at Selinas?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Oh yeah, you've been.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
I think I'm still logged into Angelina's.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Oh smart.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
It doesn't say anything really yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
In rare cases maybe pain or swelling, but nothing. It
doesn't really affects that.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
There's rare in rare cases. You see that in those
medical commercials. In rare cases, side effects include and it's
just all this awful shit. You're just like, I don't
want the rare case of that. Do we know the
long term effects you had of ozempic and all.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
These No, nobody knows. That's still so you. It's not
like anybody's used it for fifteen years then got off it,
you know.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Or maybe because it was already a thing, right, it
was just like for people that needed it, like medically.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
I mean, it's been around for a little while, but
I don't know. Yeah, I wonder what the long term
studies are when it's being used for weight loss.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Yeah, we don't really know yet. That's the scary part.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
That's why there's no article about Olympic nuts yet. Did
you try searching that?
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Did you try the ozempic nuts that way? Put but
sold on. What do you want to know is that
big butt is the loss of volume and sagging right, Yeah, yeah,
we already knew that it was pancakey Olympic nuts. It
says here that nuts are recommended to eat wall on
is okay because they are rich in fiber, healthy fats
(08:46):
and protein.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
There you go. Yeah, handful of nuts a day, keeps
the doctor. Yeah, that's the thing. Do you eat a
handful of nuts every day? You? No, you should be.
That's one of those things, like you ever seen those
things about like blue zones where people Blue zones are
parts of world where they have the highest rate of
people that live to be over one hundred.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Years old or whatever because they're eating nuts.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
And they say a lot of them. Uh, you should
be eating some nuts and seeds add that to see.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
I actually like nuts, but like I remember one time
I was eating nuts in my I felt so judged
by my husband. He's like, why are you eating that? Like, sorry,
it's not fucking burger king, Like they're just good.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Well, I love I eat a handful of pistachios. I
don't like that or something. You got to eat some
nuts each day.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
I like them, but I like them when they come
with like the eminem's.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Or and M and m's and stuff in there.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
It's like a mixture. I don't want to anyone else
have something for this wild thought I do.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
I mean, I'd like to go back to on this
morning show, if you listen, we have the great pee
debate about how guys go number one, because I was
talking with a buddy and he was shocked to learn
that I only use the zipper on my pants when
I go pee and he unbuckles an unfurl was like
fucking everything. And I was like, that's fucking weird, and
he's like, no, you're in the minority. Did we ever
(10:05):
get a full poll results on what that was? Because
the one thing I do want to bring up a
lot of people left this talk back this morning. I
couldn't play it on the air because you know, it's
a family show, but this wild thought is not a
family show. A lot of people were wondering, well, some
ladies left talkbacks wondering if it matters about the size
of your junk, whether or not you need to be
(10:26):
undo your belt, undo everything and let that big dog
eat you know, or because if you had a big
one somebody even said, if it's like Travis Kelcey Redwood Tree,
is it too hard to get through the fly the
underwear and out the zipper of your pants? Interesting, I
don't really think that. I mean, if you unzip pants
(10:46):
and see how big that opening is, and I'm holding
up my hands right now to Selina and Jess, I
mean you could fit. You can fit a large orange
through that fly, maybe even a grapefruit. So like, if
you're packing a bigger one than that, I guess sure,
if you got a dick that's this big a round
as a fucking grapefruit, then by all means.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
What about length? Does that matter? Because I figure if
you have like one of those like don't is there
a name for teeny tiny short ones.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
A baby carrot? But not even Captain lights.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
But not even like yeah, in terms of sugar, it's
just like length, Like what if it doesn't like reach
enough to go out of the fly.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
See that's now, That's what I think is the real thing,
because I think most of the talkbacks and even guys
that left the ones about oh, mine's too big to
take shake through the you know, I'm worried about the
zipper and mine's too big I see. I think it's
the opposite. I think, Selena, you nailed it.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
I think because you don't want to get any like drippage.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
I think guys, if you have a long if you
have a long enough one, because like it's too much
work fishing it out through the fly of your underwear
and fishing it out through your zipper. It's not. If
you got a big one, you just it's easy to find.
But if you've got a deep, if you got a
dinky one, you got to reach in there and you'll
be feeling around in there for a while looking for.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
That, not even find it. But let's say you it's
there and you get it out, but it's so short
that you're just peeing. It's like dripping all over your
fucking pants.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Right, and you can't get it out past the crest
of the zipper. Yeah, and then it's just like drip
dripped down the front. Now I understand why that. I
think that now we've really nailed it.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
That's what I think.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Well, you are still in the minority, though, what's the
voting percent.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Well, there's a lot of guys with small dicks out.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
There, so people are voting, and most preferred, most prefers,
I prepare belt.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
We're still fifty five forty five, Okay, that's about what
it was earlier, So I mean, I still think that's
statistically within the margin. We're about fifty to fifty. And
i'd say about half to half the guys that I mean,
you tell me you guys have hooked up with more
dudes than me. Half of them out there have a
dinky up just like a handful.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
I don't know. For me, I feel like the unbuckling, unbuttoning,
and pulling down seems more like a like an easier thing,
a regular, yeah, normal.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Thing to do that undoing your belt.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
And I will say, my husband is in that camp.
I will say, though he I mean, he usually is
wearing I don't know, either sweats or shorts or something.
So it's I mean, then if we go out or somewhere,
then he's wearing jeans, he's wearing he's wearing a belt.
But I don't know, maybe it's a habit because day
to day mostly he just pulls it down because there
is no belt or a zipper or button, do you
(13:24):
know what I mean? So I don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
I mean, if I'm wearing shorts or yea, like joggers
or sweats or whatever. Yeah, it's the pulldown. I mean
there's no other what's your other option? So like, yeah,
you pull him down there, But if there's a belt involved,
I ain't fucking unbuckling that thing. That's doing way too much.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
I don't think it's doing that much.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
So, Selena, if you were a guy, which one would
you do? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:45):
I think I would do the pull down.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Until but the convenience of the zipper it's so much quicker.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
I mean, if I'm a guys are hard press on nails?
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Well nails? Now you're adding.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
That's what I'm just saying because she asked me if
I was a guy, what would I do?
Speaker 2 (14:03):
And I'm like, sprinting a guy?
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Am I still wearing press ons?
Speaker 3 (14:06):
No? I guess not.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
That's why what if I do? What if I want
an area?
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Is what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
If I'm sprinting over the bathroom here during a commercial break, like,
I don't have time to sit there and under the
zipper and go let zip and let it rip. That's
my motto.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
I guess I don't really know how easy it is
to work around one of those underwears.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Since it's easy.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
You know which side to reach in and again, as
long as you ain't got a little dinky one, you
can find your junk pretty quick and pull it out.
It's like pulling a garment method.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Yeah, the other one seems better.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
You guys are so weird, but you know what are we?
That's psychopath? Before we get home, Zip and let it rip.
That should be a title for the podcast. Today's podcast,
Zip and Let it Rip? That let You should be
doing anything else. You're either seven years old or you're
a psychopath.
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