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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're waking up in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Kiss. We gave you a few minutes to guess what
makes a man happy?
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Sarah Alice.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
You'll recognize her voice for my show by now right,
you guys are familiar with her. She joins me for
Chit Chat Roulette on Mondays, and she's got her own
show with Kid Chris down the hall of WBN. What
makes a man smile as big as Ben Affleck is
in this picture.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
It's fast food. It's that simple. That is the way
to a man's heart. I mean, as a woman, the
way to my heart is definitely food. Sure, So we
don't need to think too much into it. Just get
him some fast food.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Sure.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
I mean, look how giddy.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
It's like the teeth. The teeth there. You can see
at least eighteeth.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
I never knew he had teeth.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
The entire time this man was with j Low looked
absolutely miserable. Turns out like you and I talked about
cigarette duncan, fast food and this man has to stay single.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
All the man needs all I mean men in general.
I'm sure you're thinking the top three things that a
man needs. I don't even need to say them for
you to you know, where we're going with that. But this,
like Ben Affleck, looks miserable most of the time that
he's existing in life unless he has a sig in
his hand, a Duncan's ice and now a greasy bag
(01:21):
of takeout food, which we both share that same emotion
when Uber eats, when and if I get it and
it delivers to my door. That like pure giddiness you
feel to go pick up your food isn't just in.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
It's unmatched.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
The happiness is definitely unmatched. When you get that message
that says your food has been delivered and you see
that bag sitting there on your front porch. No person
in this world can top what that feeling is that
goes through your body.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
I don't care who you are and if you're if
you're Ben, it's this Duncan made me brand Ambassa because
they know they looked at the numberss I'm like, we
don't need anybody else.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
We know what's every man, regular guy, Boston guy.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
If you were to get something delivered to your house
right now, by the way, I thought that the McDonald's.
I thought that was McDonald's bag in It turns out
it's Jack in the box. You have to zoom in
a little bit. But I thought the same thing at
a first glance.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
I'm not getting Jack in the box. What's your favorite
fast food spot? Fast food is probably Popeyes.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Oh yeah, that's spicy chicken sandwich.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Baby.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Yeah, for a long time like good.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
When I was a kid, my mom used to get
me to go to like church and stuff by saying
we could get Burger King and like donuts.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
And I still uh A donut for me still hits.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Oh ye. I think if I want like the fry
and chicken meal, I want Popeyes.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
I think Popeyes is above all chicken spots. It's better
than Chick fil A, better than Wendy's.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
For me, when I get something delivered, I'm looking for
a cheeseburger and fries.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
I'm going McDonald's.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
I love McDonald's.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
There is something about the consistency across the board with McDonald's.
It le hes a taste in your mouth for like
three to four hours afterwards. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
I don't know if it's plastic wax or like whatever
the fake ingredients are. And here's the thing. You could
tell me that they're putting body parts in there. I
do not care.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
McDonald's is so good. It's superior.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
If there's another food that you get delivered to your
house that's not.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Fast food, what do you usually get? You know what
lately you get?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
I've been getting bonefish grill because they have a really
good chicken caesar salad.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Are you kidding me? I was just next to a
bonefish grill yesterday.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
It is so good. And their bank bank shrimp. Yeah. Shoot,
we live about five minutes away from one.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
So if we're getting something fancy delivered and want to
go like a different route other than fast food, bonefish
is really good.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
I do Andy's Mediterranean in my neighborhood off the Gilbert Avenue.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
It's never been there.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
So expensive, and it will cost me like forty or
fifty dollars to get a meal delivered to my house.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
It's so worth it. All the things I want, I
want more than one thing.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
I know.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
That's what you end up doing when you get the
delivery stuff, because no one can judge. When those people
pick up your bag and set it down, they don't
know what all is in there. They don't know that
it's for one person. I'm like, why are there five
sets of silverware in here. This is embarrassing. Well, that
happens with sushi all the time, like it's just me