Hotdog Halftime

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're waking up fifth in the morning.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Good morning. There is no one person that exists in
this world that is more prepared and qualified to talk
about hot dogs.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Oh my gosh, I'm honored.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Then, my girl Sarah Elise.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
If anyone understands and appreciates wieners, it's definitely me.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
It really is.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
You love a ween, I really do, though, There is
no getting around that. I love me a good ween
with a strip of mustard right down the middle.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
And you don't judge or have you know, you don't
care about where the wien is coming from. You'll you'll
get the You'll you'll eat it at any ballpark. You'll
go to any event. Oh yeah, it doesn't matter what
the season is. Parrels games, reads games.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Oh yeah, I've been a part of a hot dog
eating contest. I am seed one. Over the weekend, our guy,
Joey Chestnut, the King of Wieners, is coming to Cincinnati
this weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Actually thoughts on Joey Chestnut being our halftime performer for
the season opener.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
It is a huge win for the Bengals. It's a
huge win for everybody that's going to be there in attendance.
He's competing with Bengals season ticket holders, and they're doing
a broadworst contest.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
He's done one before, right, I mean, typically he's known
for the hot dogs, but Broughts are a different world, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
There's so much thicker. And this comes after he just
competed on Labor Day eighty three hot dogs in that
contest against Kobe Yashi in ten minutes. We did the
math on it, the quick Girl math. It's a hot
dog every seven seconds, insane. What's your record? When I
did the hot dog eating contest at Turfway last year,

(01:51):
I got six in ten minutes and I was in
so much pain at the end of it. I felt dizzy.
It was a sodium overload thing. And these were thick
ballpark hot dogs too. These weren't like the little ones
that you get from.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Skyline, not the cocktail wings, not.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
The cocktail wings. Like they gave us the full thing.
So I think it's absolutely wild that Joey Chestnut is
doing another competition just days after the big showdown on
Monday Night.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Well, I feel like there's really no one better to
usher us into the season than Joey Chestnut.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
I don't agree.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
You know, we could have gone with a musical act.
We could have gone with that little Chihuahua dog that
you see sometimes anything, but instead we went with this guy.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Joey Chestnut. They tried to cancel the hot dog contest
on him. He wouldn't let it happen. This guy, Joey Chestnut,
the most American Americans ever lived. I don't care who does.
He took down Kobayashi Japan. I don't care if it's isis.
I don't give the title of band I'll get if
we have a pro America. Stick to Joey Chestnut.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
And here he is gonna be with us on Sunday.
I'm ready.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
This is gonna be epic, and I completely agree with
everything Dave Portnoy said. Joey Chestnut is the goat. Nobody
can come close to what this guy is doing. The
last time he was here in Cincinnati, he did a
hot Fudge Sunday, like the hot fudge Cake Sunday things
from Frishes. I forget how many he ate so good,
but those desserts are so thick. I don't know how

(03:35):
he didn't get the brain freeze. I don't know how
he did it. All the sugar both amazing He's amazing.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
What I'm learning here is both you and Joey Chestnut
love a thick Oh yeah, lengthy, uh huh, girthy.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Yes, dog, Ween, I have to meet Joey Chestnut. I
put it out there to the universe on Twitter yesterday.
I have not met him. A lot of people in
Cincinnati have been lucky to meet the King of all weans.
It is my goal on Sunday to somehow make it happen.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
Well, he's the King and you're the Queen. That's why
we need to be together, the Queen and the Ween.