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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
You're waking up with Tim in the morning on Kiss
one O seven one. I don't know what the hell
of pem dos is.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
I can explain it, and I'll tell you this right now.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
No, no, okay, hold on, hold on, yeah, yeah, Hi,
Hi everyone.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
We're commercial free. That's the voice of Sarah Alish. She
saunters down in my studio every day she works at
w EBN. We're commercial free for the rest of the hour.
So lock in, babe. We do this every day. A reminder,
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Kiss one oh seven to one. Coming up two songs
from now. We're going to talk about the useless stuff
that you learned as kids that you no longer learn
(00:36):
you need anymore, including pems.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
You're waking up fifth in the morning, Kiss.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
No, I'm gonna need my first kid pem dos as
you should. I'm not pregnant, but I don't even know
what a pem doos is. So I'm walking around the
hallways this morning and I'm asking all of our co
this is what it's like to work at I hurt Cincy,
by the way, It's a good place to be. Morning
Radio is a good place to be a I hurt since,
oh yeah, because we all just kind of saunter around
to each other's studios, et cetera.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
We should get Mike McConnell in here from LW.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Absolutely, I guarantee you he knows what peendas is.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
I would I would be so honored if Mike McConnell
came on this morning show.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Like he's an icon, and an.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Icon we should all right, so we're talking about the
useless things. I asked everyone the useless things that you
were forced to learn as a child that you no
longer use anymore.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
And Sarah's like, well, first of all, you said sewing.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Yeah, Like I like, that's a life skill that you
might need. Do I know there are people for that
who can do it a hell of a lot better
than I did. I think I got like a c
in that thing. It is so a ladybug pillow.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Randomly, I had to do a homech class where we
had to carry around a baby.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Was it an egg?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
No, it was a legitimate baby, not with human organs,
but like like an actual it's like a baby doll and.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
You newborns from the hospital.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
No, I don't know what's going on in Boston, mass
But no, not that. But we had a wristband that
we wore, and the baby had a tracker.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
In its chest.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Yeah, we had to scan the like the baby every
time it cried, and we'd have to walk around the
hallways with this live slash fake baby.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
That is insane.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
It would cry during class and my math teacher would
be like, all right, here we go in the midst
of pemdos.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Di's gotta feed the baby that molesson.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Every Sarah, please explain to them what peen dos is
because I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
PEMDOS is an acronym for parentheses, exponents, multiply division, addition, subtraction.
So it's the order of operation when it comes to
doing a math equation. So if you're seeing five times
two plus one minus three divided by six, the order
to do that equation to get to get the correct answer,
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you gotta go through pem.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Hey, you're not gonna you gotta go through pemdos.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Why don't you just tell everyone in Cincinnati that you
googled what pemdos was.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
That's what's on that phone.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Now.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
I totally forgot what the E stands for. I'm like, now,
what the hell is the e. I remember the parentheses,
but the exponent.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I don't even know what an exponent is.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
So it's like two to like the second power, the
little number at the top. Which why did I need
to know that? Either? I don't need to know any
of this stuff. And remember when teachers would be like,
you'll never have a calculator on you, so just learn.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
It, lady.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Please, ladies, look at what's in my hand every day now,
the calculator.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
I don't even need pemdas.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
If you're walking into this conversation, we're in the midst
of talking about the useless things that you learned as
a child that you no longer need.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Granted, the math stuff.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
If I am going to defend a teacher, by the way,
thank you for all the work that you do every
single day.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
And you're a you're a hero. Ah, you do have.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
It's a life skill to learn how to do work
and then show it. So I understood that. But they've
changed math completely. They used this method called core Now.
Oh so I don't even.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Down for math. It's too confusing. Just also, like, why
did I have to dissect a frog?
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Well, that's learning human biology and anatomy and stuff.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
No, I just got nauseous and threw up and had
to leave the classroom. It was bad, So I never
really dissected the thing. It gross to me out like
the smell of this frog and seeing its legs pride
open and like his inners.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
I'm like, why do I do this?
Speaker 3 (04:24):
The Famelda hids yes, h The one that we haven't
said yet that I know people are screaming in their
cars right now.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Is learning cursive writing? Oh yep, yep.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Writing a check not useless. But I haven't written out
a check in years and years and years because it's
been a bit we venmo and then if we're not venmoing,
we just pay everything digitally. I didn't have a check
book for I just got one. I literally just got one,
maybe a month ago, for the first time in years.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
I remember growing up and watching my parents quote unquote
balance the check book. They'd all the bills laid out
the big blue check book. I remember it was a
very stressful night. A pizza was always ordered because no
one had time to cook during balancing the check book night.
So much has changed since then, It's amazing, all right.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
If I went three seven four nine one oh seven one.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
If you have one, I'm assuming your parents used the
pem doss method.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
I shout out pep dos good morning quickly.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Sabrina Carpenter opens her tour in Columbus on Monday night.
You're listening to Tip in the morning on kissuan oh
seven one. You might even be joining us from Instagram live.
Sarah from w EBN and I were just on there
tooling around talking about the useless things that we've learned
growing up that we just kind of don't use anymore.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
And I don't want to call.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Math useless, but I did need a solid reminder of
what the hell pem dos really stood.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
For another teacher currently teaching pem doss, I'm kind of offended.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
She's a pem dos gap. Real quick, rattle off what
pem dos is go.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
It's the order of.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Operations which you use regularly, especially if you shop. If
you buy three shirts at one price, you have to
multiply before you can add what else you're buying. It's
girl math. If you can't budget without it. That's what
they really should have called pem doos. They should have
just called it girl math. But literally, that's what I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
I'm on my way to score right now. What we'll
be doing today?
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Math?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Well, you're our hero. What's your name? What's your neighborhood?
Miname's Lauren and I live in northern Kentucky. Thank you
for the call, Lauren. I appreciate you. So far, it's
been all math related things. High you're on the air. Hey,
So while we're on the math subject.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Yes, anybody remember like the pythagory and theoreum.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
I remember the name? Do I remember what it stands for?
The answers, No, let's do a quick loose google of
what the pythagon theorem is.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
I don't even know how to spell that mix up
with squadra out of formula. That's why you know we
don't use any of this.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Okay, you're right, see equals a squared plus b squared girl,
You got it?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
I remember something? What's your name?
Speaker 3 (07:12):
When day? Already waking up with me in this morning, Brittany,
I love you. Oh, thank you for the call. I
appreciate you and thank you for listening every day. The
other stuff like leaving math. The one that made me
giggle was parallel parking without a backup cam. Oh, good morning, Billie,
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Eilish on TIF in the morning. She was just added
to the SNL lineup. We'll table that until three things.
I do that every day, by the way, at seven fifty,
so hang tight, not far from that. Now we're in
the midst of talking about the useless things you learned
as a kid that you kind no longer need or
you really never used in the first place. My favorite
(07:55):
thing about my show is when I try to move
on from something to pick a different topic and you
guys are like relentless about it.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
You're like on the talkbacks this morning on the phone lines.
So we're going to check some of our talkbacks with Tiff.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Definitely hit it right.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
Cursive handwriting with such a pain.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Never use it now we're writing a check.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Never write checks either.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Yeah, the cursive handwriting was a big one. And I'm
gonna be honest, haven't written cursive in a long time.
But I was told that I needed cursive on the checks,
and turns out we don't use the check and we
don't use a cursive writing anymore.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
I actually just used pem dos about a week ago
with my son on his fifth grade homework, So I'm
kind of glad I remembered what that was, so I say,
you kind of do still use it.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
We've gotten a lot of backlash about making fun of
pem dos, so.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Shout out to our teachers.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
I thought they got rid of pem doss when they
switched to core math. I mean, I've got a lot
to learn. We've got time for maybe one more if
you want to jump in on this conversation.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
It's been all that's related.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
There are so many other things that we learned in
childhood that we don't need anymore, like like how.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
To get rid of a virus on a computer.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Remember we used to have to download We have to
used to use a CD ROM to put into your
computer for virus software that doesn't exist anymore.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Good morning talking about pem dos.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
I had a funny story when I was a senior
in high school. My teacher at the time was in
class and he was like, so we all know what
peen doss is, right, And he said what's the piece
stand for? And I yelled out please, and the whole
class laughed at me because the way to remember pem
dos is please excuse my dear aunt Sally, And I
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didn't think about the parentheses.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
I thought about the police. Pardon girls. Thank you for sharing,
and thank you for the talk back with TIF.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
It's an alternative way to get in on the action
every day. You'll see the microphone right next to the
play button when you listen to Kiss on iHeartRadio, which
is in my opinion.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
The best way. The quality is better.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
You can say it with you can be a part
of all of it. Coming up two songs from now,
we'll dive into the three things you need to know
to get your day started.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
In Sincy, Good morning,