The Ideas Your Friends Have

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're waking up with fifth in the morning. H kiss
what I was seven one? I'm very glad that you're here.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Well, first of all, the keyword for the Ohio Renaissance
four pack coming up around eight thirty ish this morning
is marsh girl. You're gonna need the keyword marsh girl
to win. Have you ever had to support your best friend? Actually,
it's not even have you, because I know you have.
It's when and what was it that you had to
support your best friend on? They came to you and

(00:29):
they were so gung ho about this one idea, and
in your head the whole time, you're like, I don't
know about this. It's probably their latest MLM scam that
they were convinced that they were going to make a
million dollars off of what was it for you? My
best friend Ashley, she lives in Boston. We use this
app called Marco Polo just quick side No. If you
have somebody that you're close with but you can never

(00:50):
find a way to connect with them because you're on
different schedules, try Marco Polo. It's like leaving FaceTime voicemails.
So she's telling me about how she wants to cut
her own hair.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
I said, I just really need a haircut. I think
I'm just gonna cut it myself, because I obviously cut
that it's hair myself, and that's a different story. Because
it's a buzzers then it's like easier. But I think
my hair is like long enough and curly enough.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
A few chops and you won't even know the difference.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
In my head, I'm like, yeah, we're gonna know the difference,
ash We're gonna know the difference. Bennett is her two
year old son, by the way, for context purposes, so
you can buzz a two year old's hair and it's
fine when you're a woman in your mid thirties.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
I'm like, Ashley, you're not the marsh girl.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
You have a full blown adult salary where you can
afford to you can book a hair appointment with a hairdresser. Okay,
you don't live in the marshes of the Charlestown River
in Boston.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
And there was this small matter of surviving. I didn't
know how to do life without grits.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
By the way, with a crawhead sing an incredible movie.
If you haven't seen it, so did, This is so good,
I said back to her, you know I was upfront
and honest and maybe I'm I don't know if I
was harsh or not, but I literally said to her, Ashley,
you're not the marsh girl. Just book the appointment you
deserve to get your hair cut by a professional, nod
on your own. But she was convinced that she was

(02:16):
going to just cut her own hair at Fall Girls Weekend,
which is an event where we drink pretty considerably at
five one, three.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Seven, four nine, one oh seven one. Here's what I
want to do.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Have you ever had to like your friend is trying
to convince you that this is the best idea on
the planet.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
What was that idea?

Speaker 2 (02:35):
In the meantime, marsh Girl, is the keyword you're gonna
need for the Ohio Renaissance Festival tickets at eight thirty
because you're waking up with Tiff in the morning on
kiss one O seven to one.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Hi, good morning. I'm hoping that you have a keyword
for me, marsh girl.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Congratulations, galliar collar ten and you got the keyword awesome. Congratulations,
You're going to the Ohio Renaissance Festival.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
What's your name? What neighborhood are you waking up with me?
In this morning, Stephanie. And I'm driving to work right now,
so I'm crossing over into.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Oh my god, Stephanie, did you We were talking about
things that your friends were convinced were good ideas and
you knew deep down they were not.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Do you have one? My best friend hands them all
the time, from going platinum.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Blonde to painting her entire house off of it. Are
you the one that brings her back down? Or are
you just going with it?

Speaker 1 (03:36):
I go with it and I help her.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Okay, good for you. I did not support my friend
in her marsh girl journey. So yeah, I don't know
what that says about me. But thank you for waking
up with TIF in the morning every day. I appreciate you.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yeah, it's awesome. I listened to you every day.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
On my lane. Oh, thank you very much. All Right,
we're gonna move on to the three things. Oh, if
you took a loss on the Renfest tics, I've got
you tomorrow at eight thirty on a Friday, and I
think it's gonna be raining on the way in tomorrow,
So if you stay home, you can always listen on iHeartRadio.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Just search kiss. Okay.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
Coming up, two songs from now I've got the three
things you need to know to get your day started
in Cincy.