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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're waking up with fifth in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
High kiss one O seven to one, Hi, good morning.
A text message is the keyword you're gonna need to
win the lotto tickets coming here at eight thirty. Have
you ever sent someone a text that they were not
supposed to get. Could have happened in your email, could
have happens on a dating profile as well, But either way,
you send them a message that they were not supposed
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to get. If you've done it, it's one of the
worst feelings ever. The pit of your stomach falls out.
In this case, these stories are only gonna be silly
if you share yours, talk back with tiff on iHeartRadio,
or you can get a jump by calling me at
five win three, seven, four nine, one oh seven one.
I'm the one that answers the calls here, so I'll
get it right away. I was at my friend Abby's
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house yesterday in Kentucky watching the game, and she's like,
my mom is in the midst of planning her class reunion,
and she's talking to the high school hottie from her
class in the midst of planning it, et CETERA. Fast
forward a little bit of times goes back to Facebook
Messenger and notices all of these random text messages or messages.
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Some of them are emojis, some of them are heart emojis,
and it is one after another after another after another,
Like you had to scroll multiple times to see the
amount of messages that were sent to this guy over Facebook.
And of course she's like, oh my god, I look
like a complete psycho creep.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
What happened?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Come to find out, Like most grandparents and her parents,
she gave her phone to her grandson and he somehow
found his way onto the Facebook messenger app and was
just sending this guy, this high school hottie, all of
these emojis, and she's like, I look like such a weirdo.
She had to explain herself multiple times at the reunion
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that she was not, in fact a creep, but just
it was her grandson. That cannot be the only case.
Have you ever handed your kid your phone and the
next you know, they're on the phone with your boss
or nine one one or God forbid, something crazy like that?
Five one three seven four nine one o seven one?
What text messages were sent? By the way, you know
that's the keyword for the lotto tickets. Good morning, you're
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waking up with TIF in the morning on kissuan oh
Seva one. You'll need the keyword at text message to
win the lotto tickets coming up here in just a
minute or so. We're in the midst of talking about
text messages, emails, Facebook messages, hinge messages that have been
accidentally sent to someone that you either didn't tend to
send them to or someone else sent them. And the
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case of this story I told this morning is my
best friend's mom was planning her high school reunion when
her grandson was sending like multiple, multiple Facebook messages to
the high school hottie, to the point where she had
to explain herself like, listen, I wasn't a creep, it
was my grandson. Good morning. We'll start with you.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Good morning, how are you.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
I'm well, I'm I'm so happy that you call because
I bet you have a funny story for me.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
You're already laughing. Well, my daughter, she's six years old.
She knows how to use my messenger because she goes
through there and she messages her aunt me me. Well,
I was sitting on the poty and she thought, well,
she's a jokester. She thought it would be funny. She
took a picture of me sitting on the on the toilet,
and she just sent it to a random friend of
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mine messenger. No, oh, well this is great. So then
I didn't even realize it until I got to work,
and then my friend had said to me, oh, nice picture,
I've seen it you send me. I was like, oh,
that was my daughter. So yeah, we just got a
good laugh out about it. But yeah, she took a
picture of me sitting on the pody.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
It's always it's always what you don't realize it too,
from the stories that I've heard so far this morning,
it's like something happens and then you find out way
later and you're like, you've been thinking I'm a crazy
person this whole time.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Yes, yes, exactly. So yeah, that's my funny story.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
What's your name? What neighborhood you waking up with me
in this morning?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
My name is Carmelita. I'm waking up in Van County.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Well, thank you, thank you for calling.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
I appreciate you. Okay, thank you. Boviiite what she was.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
A joy, She was just giggling along on this Monday. Hey,
Victory mondays feel like that? All right? Coller ten, if
you have the keyword that I mentioned earlier in the show,
and you want to go see lotto five one three
seven four nine one O seven one.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Good luck.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
In the meantime, we're still commercial free. You're waking up
with Siff in the morning on kiss one O seven one.
When a real one holds you down, you supposed to drown.
I feel like that is the most powerful lyric of
twenty twenty four. A lotto is going to sing that
one live here at the icon of November First.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
I'm hoping you have a keyword for me.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Good morning, text less, congratulations, you're going a lotto.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
You're so welcome.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
What's your name? What neighborhood? You waking up with me
in this morning?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Teresa and Coli?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Teresa, I hope you guys have fun at Lotta. How
are you doing this Monday morning? A victory Monday at that.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Wonderful dropping off? Pete?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Okay, good well. Thank you for listening to Tiff in
the morning every day. I really appreciate you.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Thank you so very much.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
If you took an l on these, I'll have you
tomorrow around the same time. If you want to set
a reminder to get up with Tiff in the morning,
we'll come coming up next. Two songs from now, we'll
dive into the three things you need to know to
get your day started. In since