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Speaker 1 (00:01):
In the morning they did what it's time to move out?
I'll kiris what O seven one?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
It is my favorite favorite thing to discuss with you.
One of I should say your crazy neighbor and or
roommate stories. It kind of just depends on what phase
of life you live in at the moment, but everyone's
got one, So talk back. What TIF On the iHeartRadio app,
you'll see the microphone next to the play button. If
you want to contribute, you just hold that down and
you can leave me voice notes. You'll need the keyword
(00:30):
neighbor to win the Marty Grad tickets in about ten
or so minutes.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
A long time ago, we had vines growing on our
fence that my mom liked, and the neighbors behind us
could see them, but apparently didn't like them. So she
caught the old man cutting the vines.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
So she went over to his house in the middle
of the night and poured bleach on his lawn.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
So she just watched him water that one dead spot
of grass for weeks.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
I have only had decent experiences with my neighbors. In fact,
my neighbor and I have become really, really, really close.
But that's not the case for everyone. There's sometimes some
hostility out here in these streets of Cincinnati.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
All right, what else do we have?
Speaker 4 (01:16):
This is just a weird neighbor. Years ago, we lived
in a two story apartment and we had a cat,
and I would let him outside. You always come back in.
I noticed over a few weeks he wasn't coming home
like as quickly as he used to. It was just strange.
He'd be out longer and he wouldn't come when I
called his name. One night, I'm looking for him, and
I hear the slider door underneath us open, and I
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look and my neighbor to the left of us is
shooing him out of her door. Don't shoot out out,
So she was hiding him.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
It's weird.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
She stole your cat.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
So five one, three seven nine one seven one. Does
your neighbor story compete with any of these? Good morning,
Rihanna on TIF in the Morning and doing the halftime
show three years ago and we're now gearing up for
Kendrick Lamart. You're waking up with TIF in the Morning
on Kiss one O seven one. We're in the midst
of talking about your neighbors and roommates, and you're not
(02:09):
far off from winning the Marti Gras tickets with that
keyword here in a few minutes.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Okay, all right, checking your talkbacks.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Hey, just wanted to say I'm also neurodivergent, which obviously
is happening to me too, and can't talk sometimes, so
don't feel bad, You're not alone.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Well, thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
I just mentioned a few minutes ago when I'm fumbled
my way through my first break into eight o'clock hour,
I was like, damn my neurodivergent brain.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Sometimes it betrays me very badly. All right, you're on
the air.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Thanks for stopping by. Good morning, Good morning, I'm doing well.
Thanks for calling Tiff in the morning. What's your neighbor
and your roommate story?
Speaker 5 (02:47):
I guess okay, well we'll go back about six years.
We had an apartment and me and my lover at
the time with below the crazy cat. I had cameras
installed just because I worked night shift and wanted to
make sure the house so everything was fine. Well, the
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crazy cat lady, she was drawn for attention, and she
decided to steal my girlfriend at the times car keys
so we couldn't find them. Everybody's looking all over the place.
She comes out holding them in her hands, that she
found them and we could figure out how she found
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them because we looked everywhere she looked, And here we
get on the camera she had her car keys hidden
underneath her car and act like she did us a favor.
So that was the beginning of something that went very strange. Quick.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Oh, there's always something random that happens. What's your name,
by the way, what neighborhood are you calling me from?
Speaker 5 (03:49):
I'm topped though, I'm promised sat but good old nort
for well, thank you.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
For the call. I knew that story was just going
to take us six hours to get through.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
You know.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Sometimes speaking of neurodivergent land the plane, it's like holding
a sixty second plank for me sometimes, you know what
I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
All right, commercial free, give me three minutes.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
I have your chance to win tickets to the best
Marti Gras party in Cincinnati on Tuesday, February eighteenth. Your
ticket includes all of your food, beverage, entertainment, and all
the proceeds that get raised that night go back to
homeless shelters here in Cincinnati.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
That's coming next. If you have the keyword neighbor.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
You're waking up with Tiff in the morning on Kiss
one O seven to one.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
All right, caller ten.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
If you have the keyword that I mentioned earlier in
the show, go ahead and start dialing for the Marti
Gras tickets five one, three, seven, four nine one O
seven one. Your ticket includes all your food and beverage
on Tuesday, February eighteen at the Northern Kentucky Convention Center
and it goes back to support Brighton Center, Welcome House,
Bethany House all homeless shelters here in Cincy.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
So go ahead and start dowing if you want to
join us for this party.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
While I await your calls, we're in the midst of
talking about your crazy neighbor and or roommate stories. It
is one of my favorite things that we connect on
because everyone has someone in their life that they live
near or next to that.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
You're like, what's going on? This person is just unhinged.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
And it's even funnier because when people are in their homes,
they're their most true self, you know, so check it
in on you.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
I have a neighbor currently and when we first moved
into our house, he complained to the owners of the
lot that my garbage can smelled like dirty diapers. I
have a child in diapers. I don't know where else
do you expect me to put them? I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Ah where would those go?
Speaker 3 (05:38):
You know?
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Not quite sure where those would go? But thank you
for the talkback with SAYF.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
When you search kiss one oh seval one on the
iHeartRadio app, you too can leave me voice notes about
your dirty diapers. You'll see the microphone. It's right next
to the play butt and I love hearing from you. Okay,
all right, I have one open phone line five win
three seven four nine one O seven one. If you
want to go to the Mardi Gras party and you
have the keyword that I mentioned earlier, Hopefully you can
pick up what it was from the conversation we just
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had week week.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
You're waking up with soon in the morning on Kiss
one O seven one.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Well, good morning, good morning. I'm hoping you have a
keyword for me.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Neighbor Congratulations, you're collar ten and you got the keyword.
You're going to our Marty Grau party on Tuesday, February eighteen.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
You're welcome. What's your name, gal? Happy Friday? What neighborhood
are you in?
Speaker 6 (06:24):
My name's Chelsey and I'm calling from Ghoshin.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Well, Chelse, thanks for waking up with Tiff in the
morning every day.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
Absolutely, I listen you every day.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Ah, thank you. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
The neighbors stories, craziness, anything happening in your world that
you want to share, maybe a roommate.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
We didn't get one of those yet.
Speaker 6 (06:41):
Oh I got a couple crazy ones, but no. I
ended up letting one of my friends stay with me.
But it was bad when she was mad because I
wouldn't let people stay at my house.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
So yeah, opening up your doors for a friend is
always really great, but it's boundaries are still a thing,
you know.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
Absolutely.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
All right, Well, thanks for the call.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
If you took an EL on these tickets, John John
is gonna have your chance to win all next week,
so set a reminder with Siri.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Okay, all right, very excited.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
We're gonna have ourselves a good time for the next
ten or so minutes on Kiss one oh seven one,
you're gonna hear nothing but the weekend commercial free all
of his bangers, all of our favorites, and honor and
celebration of his new album coming out Hurry Up Tomorrow,
which we're playing every hour here on KISS.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
So enjoy this
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Little viby mix that we put together for radio ladies
and gentlemen.