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April 7, 2025 5 mins
Did you parents text you about the weather this weekend? 
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're waking up in the morning.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
The unhinged text from your parents, especially if they are
weather texters, must have been five alarm from the last
week alone with the flooding and the sirens, et cetera. Hey,
unhinged parents or parents, whatever you want is the keyword.
You're gonna need to win the Kesha tickets before you
can even buy these tickets. She announced the show and

(00:25):
Cincy that's coming up around eight thirty, So remember that keyword.
The reason why we're talking about this is Over the weekend,
Jack Harlowe posted some screenshots of texts that he too
got from his parents, non weather related, but this is
just I want you to, you know, put your imagination
cap on for hot second. It was an article that

(00:45):
his parents had sent him about how weed can damage
your sperm count, and Jack posted this video.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
For one, I don't smoke, and for two, okay, god forbid,
my sperm gets messed with. I mean, what's the worst
of gap I'm barren or infertile? Okay, I mean, how
bad do you think I want to have a kid?

Speaker 4 (01:15):
I mean.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Might not be the worst thing in the world of
my sperm us man, I might start smoking off of
this alone.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
There is something about your parents that they the iPad.
Parents find the articles, they find the tiktoks that god,
they most likely find something on Facebook and they have
to send it to you. My mother must have been
watching Good Morning America this weekend on repeat because she
couldn't stop hitting me up about the Ohio River flooding.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
It had me in tears.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Five one three seven, nine one seven one, or talk
back with Tiff on the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
The microphone is in the top right hand corner of
the the app. There.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Let me know some of the unhinged things that your
parents send you.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Is it about vacation? Is it about death? Is it
about weather? What is it? Good morning? You were waking
up with Tiff in the morning on Kiss one oh
seven one.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Parents is the keyword you're gonna need in a few
minutes to win the Kesha tickets. She announced a tour
coming to Sincy last week and you can't buy him yet,
but you can get them here. All right, good morning,
you're on the air. We'll start with you. Do your
parents ever send you unhinged to things?

Speaker 4 (02:23):
I have a mother who sends me care packages. Yes,
for context, I'm forty five years old. Yes, I live
twenty minutes away, and she will send thirty dollars shipping
a care package to me that she could drive over
to my house.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
There's something so genuine and sweet about that, though, and
I know that's what. We both appreciate that, right, There's
no way we don't appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
But it's just so funny to me.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
Absolutely, And she sends me stocks for holidays, kitchen towels
for holidays, candy. She was worried that she missed Saint
Patrick's Davis here. I said, do you need me to
get you one? Oh?

Speaker 1 (03:05):
No, I'm good.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
Well, I appreciate it. I'm glad I'm not alone here.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Thank you for the call. I appreciate you too. Gal.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
The reason why we're talking about this, you're walking into
a conversation about unhinged things our parents send us, mostly
in the texting world. Jack Carlow posted some screenshots this
weekend of a conversation that his parents sent him about
his sperm and he's like, Dad, Mom, like, are you
kidding me? There is nothing like an iPad parent that

(03:34):
has found themselves in the deep depths of either a
Facebook or TikTok, and they just send you just random stuff.
You're like, what are you doing? Like God forbid you
get ready to go on a vacation. No doubt your
mom will find something horrible that's happened at that vacation
destination and said and send you the article like ten

(03:55):
minutes before you're about to land.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
You're like, all right, Mom, thanks. They love it. They
love death. I don't get it.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Hold coming up in three minutes, you have a chance
to win a pair of tickets to Kesha in Cincinnati.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
She just announced to tour.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
When you have the keyword, parents, that's coming up in
three minutes, don't go far.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
I used to talk to this girl from Cincinnati.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
She's not like your Lotuse.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
You're waking up with Tiff in the morning on Kiss
one oh seven to one.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Good morning. I'm hoping you have a keyword for me. Yes, parents.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Congratulations, Gal, you got the keyword. You're college ten. You're
going to see Kesha. Awesome.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
I'm so excited. Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
You're welcome. What's your name? What neighborhood you waken up
with me?

Speaker 4 (04:35):
Mary Mackenzie, I'm from Alexandria.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Mary, Mary, thank you for waking up with Tiff. In
the morning every day. Thank you.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
We were just talking about parents and how they send
unhinged text messages. Would you like to contribute to this conversation.
I would love to hear from you.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
My mom is always unhinged.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
He s'll send any TikTok in everything, so it's constant.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
What does she send you? What's her biggest concern? Is
it weather?

Speaker 2 (05:01):
Is it vacation spots that you go to, Like, what's
their thing that they're always concerned about.

Speaker 4 (05:06):
She's always concerned about being scammed. Ahah, scam, internet scam,
it's anything and everything.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
You know what.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
That's one that we didn't talk about yet. I'm glad
you put you put that one. Put that one out there.
The scams. They get concerned about the scams. At least
she's keeping her head on a swivel. Yep, Mary, thank
you for the calls. My dad's a weather concern, and
then my mom is concerned whatever Good Morning America is
talking about. That's the text messages that I'll get with
zero context. By the way, that's the one I get

(05:34):
from my mom. Okay, hopefully you survived the flooding. My god,
we're commercial free here in the meantime, if you took
an L on these Kesha tickets, just know that you
can wake up with TIF in the morning every day
this week at eight thirty for your chance to win.
Coming up at eight fifty, we'll dive into the three
things you need to know to get your day started
and SINCEY don't go far
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