Rude Tales of Magic

Rude Tales of Magic

In this improvised narrative role playing podcast, come and join artists, writers, and comedians from Adult Swim, Cartoon Network, Comedy Central, Marvel Comics, and more as they fight and fumble their way across the madcap, and exceedingly rude, fantasy wasteland of Cordelia. Branson Reese and his jester's retinue, Christopher Hastings, Carly Monardo, Tim Platt, Joe Lepore, and Ali Fisher star as a group of unlikely survivors (a talking crow, a lich in a wig, a bubbly fawn, a Sasquatch punk, and a tiefling hunk, specifically) who must solve the mystery of Polaris University's vanishment and return balance and higher education to their world. It's going to be very hard and very, very, rude.

Episodes

December 9, 2025 54 mins

The denizens of the Nethermurk race to the surface. Ulysses and Studio make important discoveries. The Mosquitos awaken. We visit a museum!


MERCH ALERT! For the Holidays, we've re-released a bunch of classic designs out from the vault along with some new designs too! Check it all out in our store!


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Endrizzi learns something very important about himself, and we visit the surface.

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Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our Big Freak Spacejamfan!

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November 11, 2025 47 mins

In this episode, Christopher Hastings plays a talking skeleton!

The BIG Oh These, Those Stars of Space! 100th Episode spectacular is out! Head over to the These Those Patreon and subscribe today so you can hear it!

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October 28, 2025 64 mins

Our Heroes enter the "Kingdom of Heaven", and find some of what they're looking for, and a stadium-sized amount of what they didn't.

The BIG Oh These, Those Stars of Space! 100th Episode spectacular is out! Head over to the These Those Patreon and subscribe today so you can hear it!

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Did you know- we make another podcast?? And we've made 100 episodes of it?? It's true! For your beautiful rude ears, here's a preview of the 100th Oh These Those Stars of Space Spectacular, "Mirror, Mirror, on the Star..."

What lies on the other side of the mirror? What if it was not a perfect reflection of your normal, hot self, but something...darker?? In this episode, the characters of Oh These, Those Stars of Space expl...

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October 14, 2025 50 mins

If you think something is wrong about the title of this episode, maybe think about what that says about you!!!


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Oh gosh! Is it true? Christmas in Summer?? What is this- Australia? Not at all, though Australia is a wonderful country where they call Burger King Hungry Jack's! For in the world of NICE TALES OF FRIENDSHIP, there's always two summers! And this time, Ryan Cinnamon (Ali Fisher) and Lovely Heaven (Tim Platt) are on hand to help Summer Santa (Christopher Hastings) in his hour of need. I just hope they're-gulp-nice enough to ...

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September 16, 2025 60 mins

Deep in the belly of the beast, Uly, Paris, and Lemon, concoct an elaborate ruse to deceive the elves in their midst. Meanwhile, Linus finds much more straightforward ways of solving problems.

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September 2, 2025 48 mins

Our heroes head deep into God's Descent, where they'll find:

  1. Unexpected Allies
  2. Unexpected Enemies
  3. A Ton of Elves

Uhh yeah, let me be the first to say: UH OH!!!

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August 19, 2025 56 mins

You'll never guess what we multiply by the population of Tokyo in this one.


ALSO: The party finally faces off with the Light Eater.


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Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our Big Freak Spacejamfan!

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August 5, 2025 48 mins

We turn back the page, and with the combined power of storytelling and Hollywood de-aging CGI, we tell a formative tale from Lemon's youth? Will it somehow inform their modern race through the hospital to escape the Light Eater? Wouldn't that be something...


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Just as our heroes reunite with Lemon, they find themselves targeted by three deadly Bounty Hunters (Dingo, Felix Irnich, and Avery Howett) with a certain piece of special jewelry in their sights! Hope it's not that ring Paris is especially fond of...

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July 8, 2025 58 mins

Our party finally arrives at the strange and twisted hospital of Cruncho. Surely madness won't await them inside? Ok, ok, IF madness awaits inside, surely a reunion with a friend and *gulp* family member won't also await them inside?? AND RIDDLES??? HAVE YOU PUT EVERYTHING IN THIS EPISODE, SIR?

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June 24, 2025 72 mins

A death. Smoke. A return. An Election.

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Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our Big Freak Spacejamfan!

This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of ...

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June 10, 2025 57 mins

Shh!

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Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our Big Freak Spacejamfan!

This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect a...

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May 27, 2025 66 mins

Nothing wrong with being an impressionable young lad, I say! Unless, of course, you run into some... bad influences.

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Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our Big Freak Spacejamfan!

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May 13, 2025 45 mins

WARNING: This Episode Contains Spoilers for the 2013 Novel The Goldfinch, by Donna Tartt.

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April 29, 2025 55 mins

Our heroes say goodbye to some fallen friends, but in the twisted world of Nethermurk? They've never even heard of a bereavement policy, friend. That's right, the gang finds themselves in Diatopolis- the beating, evil heart of the enemy. But could it also be...more?

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April 22, 2025 103 mins

Hey! Before you do anything, catch almost thirty minutes of bonus footage (plus other full-length games, behind-the-scenes chats, original art, and more!) at our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/rudetalesofmagic , or watch this episode on our Youtube!

A warrior squirrel. A wily old hare. An intrepid little mole. A skunk monk (skmonk). Join the cast of Rude Tales of Magic as we play a riotous round of that classic TTRPG, "Ro...

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Studio Ghibli and the creature known only as Ranger lead their flock of spider children on a relentless pursuit of Agrigenta and Fingerdale. Hi, new listeners! Hope that synopsis was straightforward for you!

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