Aquarius gives you some bad news in this Jubal Phone Prank!

A Jubal Phone Prank is when our listeners set-up a friend or family member to wake up with The Jubal Show, phone prank style. Aquarius aka Jubal Fresh calls Nora so he can give her a not so psychic, psychic reading!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Jewil Show on demand. It's another Jewbil phone frame Mornings.
That's twenties. Hello, I'm well, thank you, thank you very much.
It's a pleasure to speak with you. Finally, may I
ask his calling? Oh, I'm so sorry. Sometimes I get

(00:21):
ahead of myself in conversation. This is Aquarius. I'm calling
from the Psychic Network. I was looking for Nora founder.
I already knew it was Noria. Your husband Jonathan hired
me to do a reading on you. So here I
am on the phone and ready to help you out.
It's whatever you need. Yeah, I totally I'm some time now, Okay, wonderful.

(00:41):
How about I ease us in a little bit. I've
got some Terot cards in from me. I'll start with that.
I have three different piles of cards that each have
three cards on them, representing your past, present, in future,
and I just need you to pick which pile you'd
like me to pull from. And I'm going to go
ahead and throw a guest out there, even though I
don't think it's a guess. You'd like me to pull
from pile number three. Oh my god. Yeah, well I

(01:07):
knew that's what you were thinking. I wouldn't be doing
my job if I didn't correct. Okay, So, well, I'm
excited to see what they tell you. What these cards
tell you, So I'm going to go ahead and flip
them over. Oh oh okay. Well the first card that
I have here, um, is the and I hope you're
sitting down. I'm sorry. It's not always great news, is it.

(01:30):
Well what's the card? What is it? Um? I guess
if you must know? The first card is the death card.
Oh my god, what does that mean? Well? Okay, so
he said, well, I'll get into this. So the death
card can mean many things, and I will just say this,
make sure you savor every moment of the next year.

(01:50):
You only live once, yolo sort of thing. So okay,
So the next card is the hangman. Wait the hangman is?
The next card can sound very positive. That's kind of fighting.
It doesn't necessarily mean it's a bad card, unless, of course,
it's reversed, which this one is. What and I am
sensing from you though, that you really enjoy the color green?

(02:12):
What is this? What does the green mean? And the
desk card is like when you said living this next
year like it's my last? Enjoy it? Hello? What enjoy it?
What do you mean by that? It means you only
live once. That's what yola. I know, I know what
Yola means. What does all this mean for me? Well,
let's just pull the next card and see what it
has in store for you. Hopefully it'll make everything better.

(02:33):
And oh oh what, well I pulled the devil. I've
never seen these three cards together? What does this mean? Now?
I'm actually just going to go ahead and ask your
spirit guides what's going on here? One second, I'm going
to go ahead and go to this. It sounds like
you're telling me that I'm going to die this year?

(02:55):
What hello? Excuse me? Oh my god, Oh my god?
What what? What was that? What was that? Oh? I'm
so sorry. I felt that it was appropriate for me
to go and check in with you. Okay, would they say, though?
What did they say? That you will be presented with
a trip this year to Belize? Do not go? What

(03:17):
the death card? The death card represents well, death, and
the death that I saw on the card was you,
but only if you got entangled with the color green
M parallel yes, which means that if you were to
go to Belize, it's on the forty second parallel and

(03:39):
if you were to lick a poisonous frog, you would die.
And that's what I saw for you in the future.
And don't do it. If you you can go to Belize,
that's fine. Just don't lick a frog and Belize stay
from the frog. I don't like a frog or something
like like what like this is so weird? What is
going on? Well, what's going on is this is a
prank phone call and I just sort of made up
the Belize frog thing. Wait, I don't know. That's actually

(04:02):
a bad for you. You could try it if you want,
so that you're not You're not real. This is who
did this? Who are you? No, this is actually Jewel
from The Jewels Show doing a phone prank on you
and your husband set you up. Oh my god, Yeah,
it's a joke. Just stay away from frogs this year. Okay. Well,

(04:22):
and Belies, how did you know my number isn't like
my color at all? That your husband gave me all
that information so I could Oh my gosh, The Jewel
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