Big Pook wants to 'put his hands on it' in this Jubal Phone Prank!

A Jubal Phone Prank is when our listeners set-up a friend or family member to wake up with The Jubal Show, phone prank style. In today's prank Big Pook aka Jubal Fresh is a massuese but not one that you'd want because all he wants to do is 'put his hands on it!'

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Jewbil Show on demand. It's another Jubil phone frame
Weday Mornings. That's twenties. Hello, he yo, what's up? This
poop called from? I was looking for Haley. Yes, this
is she. Let me get my hands on it. I'm sorry,

(00:25):
where are you calling from? Oh? Yeah, what's up? Sorry?
I said that kind of quick. You know what I'm saying,
Like sometimes I talk fast like that. But my name
is Pook. I'm calling from. I'm calling to um confirmate
your UM massage appointment that you got. Let me get
my hands on it. UM all right? Yeah? Can you
repeat your name? It's poop, big poop like my mom
calls me Clarence. What my friends called me poop. You

(00:46):
know what I'm saying, sounds about to go buy pop
p o K. You know what I'm saying. So trying
to get your in here, get my hands on it.
He walk, I'm sorry what you say? You said? It
was p w Okay put no double double o double
like two ohs. You know what I'm saying? Oh? Oh, yes, yes,

(01:09):
I see you on on my schedule. What up? Put
it though? UM? I just want to call you real
quick before your appointment. You know what I mean, actually
I got everything straight. Let me get my hands on it. Um, yeah, yeah,
so did he Where where where are you hurting? Girl?
Did you have a question about your message? Um? I

(01:30):
don't know if you realize this, but that was my question.
Poog was asking you where you hurting? You know what
I mean? Like where you want me focused on? Let
me get my hands on it. I focus right on.
I'll take all that pain away, all that stress away,
all that pressure away. I ask some pressure. Where I
need to ask some pressure. If you know what I'm saying, hands,
that's something we can talk about in person. Um, it's

(01:53):
I mean, I just like a a I just like
to get um, like you know, all the information that
I need when I'm massaging somebody, you know what I mean,
Like as a massage therapist, I try to get all
the information I need so that I know where I'm
rubbing it. I don't know where they want me to
rub I don't know what they want me to touch.
I know what they want me to ask sir. Sorry, Hey,
I don't I don't feel comfortable talking about this over
the phone beforehand. I mean, though, but hey, it's a

(02:15):
body though, right, it's a body though, like everybody got
a body though. Okay, I mean you know, yeah, I
saw you. I saw your profile. I saw your profile.
You know. I like because it's like how they had
like a a profile over you when you sign up
for a massages. Yeah, I saw your profile. You got
a body thought. Okay, So if you're going to be inappropriate,
I am gonna have to cancel. Like y'all y'all gott

(02:36):
to cancel your appointment. I ain't gonna. I'm trying. I'm
like I'm saying, I'm like the best massage therapist they
got here. So let me let you know what I mean.
Let me get my hands on it. You'll see you
don't need to cancel. E'ta go excuse me? Excuse me?
Do you have any nager or somebody I can talk to? Um? Yeah?
I do you want hold for him? That's anything? All right?

(02:56):
Just hold hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up,
hold up real quick and go get my manage? All right? Okay, Hey,
what's up? It's a man jae'all duty, that's me. So anyway,
I'm the manager on duty and I could be the
manager on duty if if y'all let me so, okay,
let me get my hands on it. Okay, I'm feeling
very uncomfortable, very uncomfortable to a girl. Boy. You know

(03:17):
what I'm saying. I think we probably feel different uncomfortable
because my uncomfortable is like my pants has got tied ed.
I think just might be the most inappropriate conversation I've
ever had with a company like yours. I think this
might be the least inappropriate conversation I ever had with
love client like you. You know I'm saying, like I got,
I could get so much more inappropriate. If y'all wild,
let me, if y'all will, let me, If y'all will,

(03:39):
this is not this is not working. I'm gonna run,
thank you. Hello, Hello, Hello, Yes, hey, I'm so sorry
about that guy. I'm sorry. Who was the spots commander?
Or No? This is actually Jewel from the Jewel Show
doing a phone prank on you? Are you canning? Is

(04:00):
also me? Oh my god? Are you Yeah? Your friend
Janelle set you up. She said that you have you
just signed up for a massage service, and she wanted
me to creep you out a little bit. So there
you go. Let me get my hands on it. Oh
my god, I am scarred for Life, The Jebel Show

(04:20):
on demand,