Bill Painted Your Whole House!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame morning the twenties. Hello, yep,
this Bill, Yeah, Bill man.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
We were just about done, but we might have come
back because I don't think we have enough uh uh
materials just to get the front lawndo Okay, I.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Don't even know if I said anything. This is Michelle,
Yeah this Bill? Okay?

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Bill? Who oh my name is Bill? And uh uh
the crewdest pain do next area paint hairs today? Oh yeah,
yeah yeah, So I'll just can and let you know,
uh working basically done, but we don't have to come back.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
We didn't have enough paint to finish up that front
lawn there. You didn't have enough paint.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Officially the front lawn there. Yes, we just got to
come back. Got a little bit become more. Can's paint
iniship the front loan. But so I do that tomorrows.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Okay. So what you're saying is you need to get
more paint.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
You everything else, windows, all paying outside driveways, all paining everything,
all painting, mailbox, all paining. You've actually painted the driveway
and the sidewalk is insane.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Who is we got you know, work out the city
steer your paint. So we painted. We pay. No, no, no, no, no, okay,
exterior of the house means just like the outside of
the house.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Are you saying that you.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Painted literally everything around my house? No? Well, what are
you saying then? Just because we ain't got the front
a loan? You're done? Yeah, we need to get what
a idiot? Did you want the windows painted? A paint? Shock?

(01:54):
I'm as shocked. I don't even know what to say.
This is. I have never talked to someone that's it's dumb.
You know what I did for any of that?

Speaker 2 (02:03):
We painted windows, but I just didn't know if you
want that you have color tint if you wanted that
done as well.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
No, no, no, no, we don't want any Oh my goodness,
And you're saying you painted the windows. I told you
she was gonna want. I told you property is completely damaged.
Now it's gonna cost like so much money to get
everything fixed. You see, you want to see your painting
so we don't hate we went. Oh my goodness, exterior

(02:33):
of the house just literally means the outside of the house.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Who does that? Like? Who?

Speaker 1 (02:39):
How old are you?

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Are you able to work? Like?

Speaker 1 (02:42):
I don't understand how you even got hired? Like this
is absolutely insane. So are you saying you don't want
the grass paint? Oh?

Speaker 2 (02:53):
No, you idiot, I don't want any of that done.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
In fact, I'm going to get you fired for this,
and I want you to pay for all of this,
because there's no way that we are paying for any
of this stuff. You have absolutely ruined our lives from
this because we are.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
How are you gonna pay for No?

Speaker 1 (03:10):
I need to get you fired immediately.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
I am beside myself.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
I don't even know what to say. And don't you
because I'm gonna call my husband right now and I'm
gonna have them come down there and shut that paint
for us up. Absolutely ridicule it.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Hey, Michelle, this is actually Dubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone brank on you and your husband set
you up.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
I'm sorry what It's a joke.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
He said that you guys are having the outside of
your house painted the day and he wanted to mess
with you.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Holy, oh my goodness, I don't even know what to say.
That was I My husband is gonna be sleeping on
the cap. I was actually sitting here and thinking about
the entire property like covered in the red. Wake up

(04:00):
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