Bill wants to be your personal assistant in this Jubal Phone Prank!

A Jubal Phone Prank is when our listeners set-up a friend or family member to wake up with The Jubal Show, phone prank style. Today Jubal Fresh aka Bill calls a women interviewing for a new personal assistant. A couple things she hates are people that are late and people that aren't that smart! Guess what!? Bill is both late and dumb! Listen to another hilarious Jubal Phone Prank now!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Jebil Show on demand. It's another Jubil phone frame.
Heyday Mornings on that's twenties. Hello, Yeah, who's this? Oh hey,
it's Bill. Um, it's Bell and I was supposed to

(00:23):
have an interview with you today for a personals isn't job? Yes?
And five minutes? Yes, I have stopped off to get
the coffee zone maybe right right right on time? About
right on time, by right on time? Even be late? Okay,
that's great, Bill, But hey, you're talking to fast and
I can't understand you. Sorry. I expect you to be

(00:45):
on time if you want to be my personal assistant
or even interview to be a personal assistant. Yeah, it's understandable,
that's understandable. Uh, so that's why I'm going to be late. Ye,
don't show up? Yeah okay, so, um my name is
Bill and I really want to be your personal assistant.

(01:05):
That's right, And so I will bet on time. Okay, great,
we will see you in a couple of minutes. Hello,
How he's Bill again? And uh okay, sorry, I gotta
be honest with y'all. I didn't even leave the house yet.
So I'll bet fifty minutes late. Fifty twenty minutes late.

(01:27):
I'm sorry about that. You know what, I actually have
other interviews. Have you ever even been a personal assistant before? Ye?
Uh huh, what's your experience? Uh? Who? I was helping
somebody at one time and then uh was a personal
and I assisted them. In front of me is filled

(01:47):
with live Um, you said, what's in front of you?
Your resume? Yeah? What a resume is? Bill? Okay? Yeah?
And if I call these companies to check on your
personal assistant status and that you've actually done that, will
they say that they've heard of you? Well, it's just
a little different than that because I had a different

(02:07):
name at the time. I started going by Bill recently.
Oh interesting, what was your name at the time? William William? Yeah, Bill,
I don't know if you know that. Yeah, yeah, so
I think I think most people know that. Yeah. So
if you call him up there as for William, they
will know what college did you go to? Good one?
What did you say? I say good one? Okay, this

(02:31):
is ridiculous. Did you say a good one? Are you
saying you thought I said I went to a good one?
When you asked a college one I went to? I
did not say good one? Though? What college did you
go to good good Win good Win College. It's a
good good name. Didn't get a good Win. We have
a basketball team played on basketball team. On basketball team,

(02:53):
basketball team, go in college? You can good if you
I did google it. There is no good Win College.
How you spelling it? It's Sila jay in there. Do Yeah.
I am not going to go forward with this interview
because this is ridiculous. I don't even know what the
family was thinking setting up an interview with you. I

(03:14):
got trup. Oh my god, you need stuff picked up?
Personal assision job. I got trup. It's a good trip,
all right. Can you tell Bailey? Can you see him
because he's off today? Tell him that I'm pissed and
he needs to come to my office right away. When
you don't want an assision with a truck because I

(03:35):
don't want you because you're lazy and you why and
I can't even understand what you say. Happen time. I'm
sorry about that. I'm mumbling a little bit. Uh, that'll
happen sometimes. That's one of my faults. I'm okay metting
faults like a perfectionist. So that was the interview question
that you just asked you. Yes, I think one of
my faults is that I'm a perfectionist. So I knew
everything right. Okay, So I got trup did you? I
don't know if you gave enough thought to the truck

(03:56):
that I mentioned. I got Truppy's bunching that you truck?
Are we done with this phone call? I don't even
know why I'm asking you? This is ridiculous. I'm done.
Hold on, don't be done. I'm sorry about that. This
is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a phone
prank on you and your employee Bailey set you up.
Are you still there? Are you kidding me? No, it's
a joke. Your employee Bailey set you up. He said

(04:18):
that you've been looking for a new assistant and he's
been lining up job interviews, and you haven't been having
a lot of luck. This isn't even the worst interview
I've had.