Blind Date

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello,
it's Donk. What it's Donk. What's up? I don't know Donk, well, like.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Not totally not yet at least, like I'm the dude
that you're meeting up with here pretty soon in an
hour for our blind date.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
What's up?

Speaker 3 (00:30):
I thought your name was Zach.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Yeah, it's Zach Donkler.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
So, like, you know, my friends call me Donk, So
like you can call me Donk or you can call
me Zach if you want to, Like either one is cool.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
But Donk is like super excited to meet you.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
Wait, so but you're you're dunk yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
And like I know it's a blind day.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Like this is crazy because I've never like been out
on like an actual blind day before I knew.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
Well, I guess you probably have.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Like so I don't really know like how it works,
like do you need help like getting into the restaurant
and stuff, like you need like lead you or whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
I think maybe you fake that a blind dick things
that I flind Yeah, but I'm not, you know, I
can see.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Oh okay, cool, Well that's easier then because I was
just like, you know, I want to make sure I'm
respectful or whatever, you know, because I've never been on
a blind date before.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
So so then you're cool.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
You don't need me to like, you know, be like hey,
left right, like here's where we say, like and then
like describe the restaurant or whatever, like because I went
there yesterday, like scope it out so I could like
get good descriptions on where we're eating, you know, so
I could describe it to you.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Thoughtful.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
No, I I don't need you to describe anything to me.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Okay, cool, Well just see you know, like donk is
seeup er thoughtful dude, Like I did that yesterday, Like
I took the dawnt of work and went there and
like eight and you know that's kind of the stuff
you'll get with me, just to so you know, like
I'm always like you know, going the extra mile and
stuff like that, and so like I'm super excited for

(02:15):
you to meet me, you know, And that's why I
was calling, just to check in make sure you're not
too nervous, you know, just checking in to make sure
like you're doing okay.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
But but you're excited for me to meet you.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Yeah, Like I'm super excited for.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
That Okay, So like one, I want to lay down
real quick, like I do believe that like boundaries are cool,
you know, Like I watched a lot of TikTok and
they're talking about like boundaries on there. So I'm gonna
have to go ahead and say this before like we
meet up, Like.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
No, you know what I mean, Like I don't want
to move too quick.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
Okay, don wasn't really on my radar. And to be honest,
like you're kind of the biggest I've ever talked to.
And I'm a little talk with Carly for setting up
with you.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
I don't even know how you know her or how
why she would associate herself with you at all.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Okay, fine, Like okay, like I hear you and I
see you, and okay, let's skip dinner. I'll just come
over and I really like you, like I really like
you a lot, like I can tell, and so yes,
we can do that.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
I'll be over like in a little bit.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
No no no, no no no no, like absolutely not
absolutely not after.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
This like good talk.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
We've howd though, like I think it's gone really well,
and so like yeah, like why not you know, like yolo.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
Listen, I know that you assumed that I was blind,
but I am now assuming that you cannot hear because
you're not listening to anything I'm saying. I do not
want to hook up with you. I am not interested
in you in any way. Don't come to my house,
and I'm gonna call Carly and try to figure out
what the she was thinking.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Well, she was thinking that she would mess with you,
because this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing
a phone frank on you, and she wanted to mess
with you before your blind date.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
Are you serious?

Speaker 1 (04:15):
Yes, she said, she lined.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Up a blind date for you and you guys haven't
seen her talk to each other, and she wanted to
freak you out before.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
He went I hate her.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
I hate her.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
Listen okay, So I'm oh my god, I like can't breathe.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
I was like, this guy should not be real.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
This guy cannot be real.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
It's crazy. Wake up every morning with Jubil phone Franks