Butt Beetles

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello. Hi,
my name is Pete Eakins and I'm calling from doctor office.
I was looking for Will. Yeah you got Will? You got? Hey? Will?
How you doing? You came in here to take some
food allergy tests. Sure did, and yeah, I am calling

(00:21):
with your results. Oh good, I've been waiting for those. Yeah.
So do you have a little bit of time because
I feel like I feel like this is going to
be an interesting conversation. Oh okay, nothing to alarm you.
It's nothing really serious, but you don't have food allergies.

(00:41):
What we did find was that you have something that
is called rectus coleoptera. What the hell is that? Well, gosh,
it's it's really hard to figure out how to say
it exactly. We don't get many cases of this, we have,
I've had a few this year though, So Rectus colioptera

(01:04):
is So do you know do you know what the
word colio pata means? I have no idea, So that
is a scientific word for beetle, and the other word
is a scientific word for you know. So I'll say
it in non scientific terms. We've discovered that you have
butt beetles. The hell's a butt beetle, That's what it

(01:26):
sounds like. There's some at some point, somehow, you got
some unwanted visitors up there. Yeah. Wait, you're telling me
I have beatles living in in my bot. Yeah, yep.
You are the fourth case of butt beetles we've had
in the last two years. And like I said, I
knew it was gonna be a strange conversation, but it

(01:46):
really has nothing to be that concerned about. It's just
that's that's what it is. It's not a food allergy.
You just got to got some beatles up there. How
would I get something like that? Yeah? Do any naked
time in the desert or anything. No, that's ridiculous. Make
a time with it in the desert. Come on, what
if you make it in the desert? I don't know,

(02:07):
but that is definitely one way that you can get this.
So yeah, that's what it is, though, So you can
eat whatever you want. That's the good news. The bad
news is you got beetles in the bum beetles. Hell,
I'm sorry, what was that? My wife h you got

(02:29):
a food allergy? Oh? She had any food problems? Because
sometimes the beatles can travel no, no, she's good. Now
I'm one of the food problems, or we thought that
it was a food problem. Yeah, all right, this is
some you know, this is not good. It's gross. I mean,
how do I get these beetles out of my But
it's really nothing to be that concerned about. So you know,
like I said, it's not a big health issue. You

(02:50):
can leave them up there if you want. No, I
don't want to beetles in my buttets. No, that's not
an option. There is one thing that you can do
right now. It's very easy actually, and it works ninety
eight percent of the time. Other than that, you can
come in here and we can do a procedure, which
is you know, it is a whole thing, but there's
something that with you you can do with a household
item that will get them out usually. Okay, what do

(03:12):
I need to do? Well? Do you have any ice cubes?
Of course? Yeah. If you take an ice cube and
just apply it to the area for just a second,
that should make that thing, you know, puck her up, buttercup,
and they'll come out of there because it'll be too tight.
So you want here to take an ice cube and
like put it on my b yes, just for a second.

(03:37):
You can have your wife help you if she's there
with you. Honey. It's just sort of ice ridiculous, all right. Well,
like I said, you just need to kind of you
don't need to do anything crazy, just a little tappy
tap all right, all right, I've got an ice cube. Okay,
it's just ridiculous. Why are you laughing? Don't do that.

(04:04):
But hey, she's probably laughing because this is actually Jubil
from the Jubil Show doing a phone brank on you
and your wife. Natalie set you up. Get out of here.
Are you kidding? It's a joke. She said that you
went to the doctor for food allergies and she wanted
me to mess with you. And that's the only thing
I could think of was beels in your put I
cannot believe I was believing this. Wake up every morning

(04:25):
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