When a woman gets a call from a bizarrely chill dog daycare employee named "Donk" asking to keep her dog just a little longer — things get weird fast. From suspicious discounts to shocking confessions, this dog pickup call spirals out of control. Is her pup safe? What’s really going on? You won’t believe how this prank unfolds!
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Episode Transcript
It's another double phone frame mornings on the twenties. Hello, Yeah,
what's up. This is Donk.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I'm calling from dog daycare and I was looking for Nichole,
whose dog Graham is here for like a week now.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Uh, yes, this is everything.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
What's up, Nichole? It's Donk.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
I'm Donk. I'm picking Graham up today.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Is is everything right?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Well? Yeah, so, like I was looking at the skeateg today,
you knew, like checking out like what pops are going
to be going home, what pops need to go for walks,
what pups need to get washes, you know, And I
saw that your dog Graham was scheduled to go home
today and just wanted to call and ask and see
(00:58):
if it's like cool if he stays for like another
week for another why like if you let us keep
him here at the dog daycare for just like one
more week, I'll like cut your the week that you
(01:21):
had for him staying here, like cut it in half,
prize wise, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Like, Okay, Donk, why would I pay anything for you
to hold on? Why do you want my dog?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Though?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Now I'm a little frightened.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Okay, here's like big discount situation coming up.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
I don't care, but it doesn't matter about the discount.
I don't need him to say I appreciate the offer.
But I'll be in town, so I'm going to pick
up my dog today. Your schedules, please have him groomed
when I came up.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
I just need him to go missing by me, like
another week. Wait.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Wait, you you want my dog to go missing?
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Yeah, but I just need another week and then it'll
be all good.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Wait. Wait, I don't know what you're talking about. You
want to keep my dog so you can make him
go missing.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Yeah, are you saying.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
That you lost my dog already?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
And you know.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Your dog is cool? Like he's perfectly fine. Actually he's
like really hoppy right now. It's just like he's staying
at my girlfriend's house because like she didn't.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Know out of the facility, so like she was mad.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
At me the other day, you know what I mean?
And she doesn't know I got I.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Don't care about your personal relationship. Do you realize I
am going to sue you now you removed my This
is against every single guys in every single form of
paperwork that I signed for you to watch my dog.
You realize you're going to jail now, right, you admitted
to this.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I need it, just like another couple of.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Days doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Okay, so it makes no sense.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I gave him to my girlfriend as a guest, like
so she wouldn't be mad at mellegal.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
I told her that is you realize you stole my dog, right,
that is any sense?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
But like I'm gonna give him back.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
So like my plan was, like all I'm saying is
like if I could just like have them stay there
for another couple of days, so like she really thinks
that I got it as a gift. And then like
all of a sudden, like doors left open, he gets away,
and then I just give him back to you, you
know what I mean. Then it's not like I took
him back, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
That's all I need to do.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
So you gave my dog to your girlfriend because now
you want it to go missing, and then you're gonna
give it back to me. That is unacceptable behavior. Something
is wrong with you. I don't know if you've had
(03:59):
too many like rotem shakes or something, but something's not
right in your head. Like you are you your parents?
Let's be so angry they raised somebody like you because
you're such a disappointment.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Hey, Nicole, this is actually Jubil from the Jebel Show
doing a phone prank on you and your friend MICHAELA.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Sent you up. Excuse me, it's a joke.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Your friend MICHAELA said you've been out of town for
a week and had your new puppy at a boarding
place and wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Oh my god, I honestly it was so like I
truly couldn't believe that this guy was calling me for that, really,
like it made no sense, and his name Donk, like
none ever made anything.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
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