WIN THE JUBAL SHOW'S FREE TRIP TO JAMAICA!
YOUR SHOT AT A 4-DAY / 3-NIGHT TRIP TO PARADISE WITH PLAYA HOTELS AND RESORTS ON THE JUBAL SHOW! Enter keywords at thejubalshow.com/jamaica
➡︎ Jubal Phone Pranks on The Jubal Show
Need someone to feel the wrath of a Jubal Fresh character? He'll call whoever you want and prank them... so hard. It's funny. Submit yours here: https://forms.gle/mgACgtLBP3SPcyRR7
======
This is just a tiny piece of The Jubal Show. You can find every podcast we have, including the full show every weekday right here…
➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com/podcasts
======
The Jubal Show is everywhere, and also these places:
- Website ➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com
- Instagram ➡︎ https://instagram.com/thejubalshow
- X/Twitter ➡︎ https://twitter.com/thejubalshow
- Tiktok ➡︎ https://www.tiktok.com/@the.jubal.show
- YouTube ➡︎ https://www.youtube.com/@JubalFresh
======
Meet The Jubal Show Cast:
======
- Jubal Fresh - https://jubalshow.com/featured/jubal-fresh/
- Nina - https://thejubalshow.com/featured/ninaontheair/
- Victoria - https://jubalshow.com/featured/victoria-ramirez/
- Brad Nolan - https://jubalshow.com/featured/brad-nolan/
- Sharkey - https://jubalshow.com/featured/richard-sharkey/
Support the show: https://the-jubal-show.beehiiv.com/subscribe
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Episode Transcript
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hello, Yes, Hello, this is Teddabodeau collar from Salon. I
was looking for the bride to be Jade. That's me, Hello, Jade.
How are you today? Excited about your nuptials coming up soon?
Speaker 1 (00:24):
I really am? Yeah? I bet you.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Now. We have you down for an appointment this week
to get your head dead for your wedding day. That's right, yes,
and unfortunately I'm calling to let you know that we
had to cancel your appointment. So your appointment is now
dead gone and I'm so sorry about.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Thes No, there's no other option. I can't have it canceled?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Can we?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Is there someone else available or is there a way
to reschedule?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Well, you know, I'm run ahead and checked everybody else.
I checked everybody else's schedule, and we're just not gonna
be able to fich in this week. I'm so sorry
about this.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Is no.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Sorry is not going to cut it. I'm trying to
remain calm here, but this is now possible. I am
getting married.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
There is no other option. Why is it being canceled?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Okay, so normally we would not cancel, but we did
have something happen that is just a big deal. And
I think you will understand when I let you know.
But do you know Tom Cruise.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
No, right now, A big deal is my wedding. I'm
getting married in a few days.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
I don't have a time. I don't have trying to
find another person to do my hair. We did have
I don't want to talk about Tom Cruise, yes, okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
The reason that I mentioned Tom Cruise, the huge celebrity actor,
is that we did have a major celebrity call up
and say they wanted to be serviced by us in
our have salon. And the time that they requested was
the time of your appointment, and that is the only
time that they will do. So we had to cancel that.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Okay, that that celebrity has plenty money on resources, they
can find another place. And I highly doubt that you're
gonna have a celebrity coming to your nasty place.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Put me back on the boat. This is not acceptable.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
We were also surprised. But that's why I see if
you had heard of Tom Cruise.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Tom Cruise is a husband.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Okay, I am having my wedding in a few days.
Is please, who's your manager to your manager right now.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
I'm so sorry about this, and I am the current
manager on duty right now. That's why I'm calling you
because I figured it might be.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
At Look, here's the owner. The owner.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Well, let me just explain and maybe you understand where
we're coming from. I'm so sorry about this, but we
can't fit you in next week.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
No, do you understand where I'm coming from.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
I am getting married this week. I don't need my
hair done when I'm already married. I need to look
good for my wedding. There is no one else I
can find to do my hair. You guys, I can't
believe this is happening.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I'm so sorry about that. We did not expect it.
But Tom Cruise's cousin, Jimmy Crews called up in.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Yes, this is not even Tom Cruise.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
This is his cousin some scientieologists for you, this does
not matter.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
His name is Jimmy Crews.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Is that Tom Cruise, Jimmy Cruz, Jimmy Cruse, Jimmy Crews.
I cannot believe that you're trying to cancel my wedding
hair appointment for Tom Cruise's cousin. Is it even his cousin, Jimmy.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
CRUs Yes, he's been in some off Broadway acting. I
think you know, he's never been in a major motion picture.
But it's still big deal.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Fault not believe this.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
I don't want to hear one more word about Jimmy
Cruz and his horrible career.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
I am getting married. I need to speak to the owner.
Get me the owner right now. Okay, well, can I
what's their name? Let me have their number. I'm gonna
call them directly.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I'm not gonna be able to do that because this
is actually Jewel from the Jubil Show doing a phone
prank on you and your fiance. Brett set you up.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Oh, I'm My heart rate right now is like coming
out of my nose, my heart talking.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Oh I am going to get even with him. I can't.
So I have my hair appointment.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Yes, yes, you still have your hair appointment. And I
don't even know if Jimmy Cruz is a real person.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
I cannot believe that they were going to cancel my
appointment for Jimmy Cruz.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
That couldn't have been real. Oh my god, wake up
every morning with Jubile phone pranks
Host
Jubal Fresh
Popular Podcasts
Stuff You Should Know
If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.
Dateline NBC
Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Follow now to get the latest episodes of Dateline NBC completely free, or subscribe to Dateline Premium for ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content: DatelinePremium.com
The Burden
The Burden is a documentary series that takes listeners into the hidden places where justice is done (and undone). It dives deep into the lives of heroes and villains. And it focuses a spotlight on those who triumph even when the odds are against them. Season 5 - The Burden: Death & Deceit in Alliance On April Fools Day 1999, 26-year-old Yvonne Layne was found murdered in her Alliance, Ohio home. David Thorne, her ex-boyfriend and father of one of her children, was instantly a suspect. Another young man admitted to the murder, and David breathed a sigh of relief, until the confessed murderer fingered David; “He paid me to do it.” David was sentenced to life without parole. Two decades later, Pulitzer winner and podcast host, Maggie Freleng (Bone Valley Season 3: Graves County, Wrongful Conviction, Suave) launched a “live” investigation into David's conviction alongside Jason Baldwin (himself wrongfully convicted as a member of the West Memphis Three). Maggie had come to believe that the entire investigation of David was botched by the tiny local police department, or worse, covered up the real killer. Was Maggie correct? Was David’s claim of innocence credible? In Death and Deceit in Alliance, Maggie recounts the case that launched her career, and ultimately, “broke” her.” The results will shock the listener and reduce Maggie to tears and self-doubt. This is not your typical wrongful conviction story. In fact, it turns the genre on its head. It asks the question: What if our champions are foolish? Season 4 - The Burden: Get the Money and Run “Trying to murder my father, this was the thing that put me on the path.” That’s Joe Loya and that path was bank robbery. Bank, bank, bank, bank, bank. In season 4 of The Burden: Get the Money and Run, we hear from Joe who was once the most prolific bank robber in Southern California, and beyond. He used disguises, body doubles, proxies. He leaped over counters, grabbed the money and ran. Even as the FBI was closing in. It was a showdown between a daring bank robber, and a patient FBI agent. Joe was no ordinary bank robber. He was bright, articulate, charismatic, and driven by a dark rage that he summoned up at will. In seven episodes, Joe tells all: the what, the how… and the why. Including why he tried to murder his father. Season 3 - The Burden: Avenger Miriam Lewin is one of Argentina’s leading journalists today. At 19 years old, she was kidnapped off the streets of Buenos Aires for her political activism and thrown into a concentration camp. Thousands of her fellow inmates were executed, tossed alive from a cargo plane into the ocean. Miriam, along with a handful of others, will survive the camp. Then as a journalist, she will wage a decades long campaign to bring her tormentors to justice. Avenger is about one woman’s triumphant battle against unbelievable odds to survive torture, claim justice for the crimes done against her and others like her, and change the future of her country. Season 2 - The Burden: Empire on Blood Empire on Blood is set in the Bronx, NY, in the early 90s, when two young drug dealers ruled an intersection known as “The Corner on Blood.” The boss, Calvin Buari, lived large. He and a protege swore they would build an empire on blood. Then the relationship frayed and the protege accused Calvin of a double homicide which he claimed he didn’t do. But did he? Award-winning journalist Steve Fishman spent seven years to answer that question. This is the story of one man’s last chance to overturn his life sentence. He may prevail, but someone’s gotta pay. The Burden: Empire on Blood is the director’s cut of the true crime classic which reached #1 on the charts when it was first released half a dozen years ago. Season 1 - The Burden In the 1990s, Detective Louis N. Scarcella was legendary. In a city overrun by violent crime, he cracked the toughest cases and put away the worst criminals. “The Hulk” was his nickname. Then the story changed. Scarcella ran into a group of convicted murderers who all say they are innocent. They turned themselves into jailhouse-lawyers and in prison founded a lway firm. When they realized Scarcella helped put many of them away, they set their sights on taking him down. And with the help of a NY Times reporter they have a chance. For years, Scarcella insisted he did nothing wrong. But that’s all he’d say. Until we tracked Scarcella to a sauna in a Russian bathhouse, where he started to talk..and talk and talk. “The guilty have gone free,” he whispered. And then agreed to take us into the belly of the beast. Welcome to The Burden.