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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frames on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Hello.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Hello, Hi, this is p Deakins. I'm the assistant to
the president of the homdis Association. I was looking for
our resident, Andrea.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Yes, this is shame.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Hi. Hi Andrea. How are we doing today?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
I'm good. I help you.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I'm sure you know what I'm calling.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
I really don't.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Okay, what is it?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
No, not a single thing, okay, So nothing coming to mind.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Nothing hitting the top of your dome.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
There no reason why the assistant to the vice president
of the Homonis Association would be bringing you up on
the phone here.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Nothing at all.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Huh No, I really have no idea why you're calling.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Nothing at all, no reason. Everything's fine. You're not trying
to get over on the home owners association at all.
Nothing nothing to see here, folks.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Right, get over No, I'm not trying to do that.
I don't know You're right?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Well, let's talk about the unpproved residents that you have
staying at your home.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
I don't have anyone staying at my home. M M.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Did you need to think about that a little more? Andrea?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
No, I don't. It's just might me and my husband
and our family, like, there's no one else here.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
At last count there were seven of them.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
There's there's only four of us, so I have no
I think you have the wrong number.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Okay, well, let's just talk about the new addition to
your backyard.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
The new additions to see apartment for.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
That either, and that is obviously where the residents that
you're housing and harboring are coming from.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Are you talking about my hummingbird feet?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:01):
And there it is. She just knew all along, she
just didn't want to say anything. Yes, that is an
unapproved hummingbird feeder. And so far I've counted seven hummingbirds
and those will count as residents in your house that
are not registered with the homeowners Association, and therefore we
will be levying some pretty big fines.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Wait, hold on a second, Hold on a second. I
didn't know I had to get a hummingbird feeder approved.
So how are you able to see in my backyard?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Yes, yes, you do need to get a hummingbird feeder approved.
It is attached to your house, doesn't matter how And
there was no permit, no approval from the homeowners Association,
and therefore it is against our code not to mention
that the hummingbirds have been frequenting it quite a bit
in all hours of the day.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
And a few at night.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Wait a minute, you've been watching my backyard, Yes, I have,
ever since I noticed the new edition that you have
on your house, and all the critters that you've been
in fighting over critters, they're birds. I'm feeding the birds.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Mmmm hmmmm mmm.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
No, but I'm saying no, literally, it doesn't even matter
what I choose to do in my own backyard for one.
For two, I can't control the wildlife outside. Mm hmm. Okay, okay,
mm hmmm.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
I let's talk about the noise complaints too, life complaints
from what.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Well from me?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Because when I've been watching the bird feeder, I've seen
you in the back on a chair and you scoot
the chair rather loudly. That is a disturbance because I
measured it on my decibel meter and it is a
little bit too loud.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
You shouldn't even be in my backyard. That is such
an invasion of privacy. You shouldn't be looking at me
through my fence. You shouldn't be watching what we're doing.
What kind of creep are you?
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Just to let you know I was not in your
backyard because I know that would be wrong for me
to come on your property. I was in a helicopter
that I rented above your backyard the other day, and
I had some binoculars and I was checking things out.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Wait a minute, you rented a helicopter to spy on
me in my own backyard.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Well, when you have a job like I do, sometimes
you have to get things done in different ways and
find ways to problem solve. Just let you know there
will be a violation and a fee of one thousand
dollars in your mailbox by the end of the day.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
All right.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
That's a thousand dollars over a bird feeder. And honestly,
I don't even know if you could train hummingbirds, but
I'm going to try to figure it out so that
i can have them fly over to your office and
poke your eyes out because you are a crazy person.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Hey, Andrea, this is actually Jubile from the Jubil Show
doing a phone prank on you and your husband set
you up.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
It's a joke.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Oh my god, I'm gonna kill him.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
He said that you got a new hummingbird feeder. You're
really excited about it. If you want to mess with you.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
He gives me so much crap for the hummingbird feeder,
and he was like, you know, they'll probably try to
say something about it. I am like, my heart is racingly. Oh,
I am so glad this is the pranks. I was
ready to lose my mind. Oh my god, wake
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Up every morning with jewbile phone race