Chirping Car Alarm

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jewbile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hey,
it's p Deecins calling from Shotto. Is this Elise? Yes,
Hey Elise.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
I want to let you know we got your car
all fixed up and ready to go, and I think
you're gonna love it.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Oh amazing. So you guys figured out what was going
on with the chirping the alarm.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Yes, we installed a new alarm and you got three
different bird sounds to choose from. Now sorry, what you
got three different bird sounds to choose from? I'll have
one of the guys hit it real quick. See you
can hear. Hey John, go ahead and hit the alarm
in that Mazda. There you go, there's one of them.
It sounds just like real ducks.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
I'm so sorry. Wait, I think the movie was like
a misunderstanding.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Hey John, click it again. I want to hear the
other sounds. I'm trying to show them the sounds.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
There we go.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
That's the hawk screech. That one is for us. Somebody's
trying to get at your door. Oh pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
I'm sorry. So that's my car, yep, and we got
why does it have bird?

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Because you wanted us to give your car a nice
birds chirping alarm, and it was hard for us to
track down, but we found one with three options.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
I did you just fix this to give it like
a normal alarm ceud.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
So now you got three different chirping options. The ducks
are for if somebody comes too close to it, the
hawk screeches, if somebody gets at the door, and if
somebody's tapping on the window hit it.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
That's an eagle. Oh my god. Who hears that and
thinks someone's car is going to be broken into? It's
going to think there's birds outside. That's kind of what
I thought.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
But you know you're the one who wanted the chirping
bird alarm system and we found.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
It for you.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
I did want that.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
I didn't aize I want a normal alarm.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Stock.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
No one's gonna be that and think, oh, someone's breaking
into their car. Is burst out.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Okay, Well, on the paperwork here it says customer requests
a alarm that chirps like a bird.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
No, they were not listening to me. I did not
ever say that. You didn't say that. No. I came
in saying that, Oh my god, you.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Was an idiot.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Alarms going off again, it's going off again. Alarms going off?
Can you get the alarm? Please? John, Please? Sorry about that.
That thing is I don't even know how you possibly
did that, but you need to fix it and make
a regular alarm. Puck like, how much do you? Hey?
Can you guys please stop playing with the alarm? I

(02:47):
know it's fun. These guys are having a blast back
here with it. It has a lot of fundy they stopped it.
What were you saying? How much did this cause?

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Well, and that's the thing. We had to track it down.
We were able to find one, but we had to
get it chipped in from overseas and it's about six
thousand dollars, so it's a pretty penny if you want to.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
I'm not paying for this. This is you. This is
your mistake. You were not listening to me.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
I'm not paying six thousand.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Dollars for doc sounds. Hey, you guys, can you please
not playing with the alarm? Come well?

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Please, I'm sorry about that. It's hard to hear you.
I don't know what you were saying, but anyway, you
can come pick it up anytime.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
No, I am not paying for that.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
I mean, who wants an.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Alarm of chirps like a bird. Oh my god, you
li are idiots Like.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
I'm I'm going.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
To write the worst view about you online. Where to God?

Speaker 2 (03:47):
All right, well then I'll just let you know it's
a prank phone call. And your boyfriend say, yep, are
you kidding me? No, this is actually Jewbel from the
Jubel Show doing a phone brink on you. And your
boyfriend said, you took your car in because your alarm
with shirping and wanted to that's with you.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
No, I'm going I'm sorry yelled at you. That's okay.
I would have yelled at me too. Oh my god,
Oh what Jesus wake up every morning with jubile phone

(04:22):
branks