Citizen’s Arrest on Stop Sign Runner

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frames on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hello, Hello, evildoer, evil doer, It's time to pay the piper.
My name is Pete Eakins and this is Dion. Correct, Yeah,
this is the.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Are you cute?

Speaker 2 (00:28):
What it's time to pay the piper? No, you do
not know me, but you've rolled through the stop sign
outside of my house about seventeen times this month, and
it's time to pay the piper. And the piper's calling,
and that would be me. I'm talking about me when
I describe the piper by the way that I'm talking
about me.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Wait, what you call yourself pier?

Speaker 2 (00:51):
It's a figure of speech.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
What are No?

Speaker 2 (00:57):
I am not the police. Let me describe it for
you talking about a stop sign for do you or
do you not? Blow through the stop sign at intersection
every morning at about seven forty five?

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Well, well, first of all, I don't blow through it,
but I don't come to a comp I mean, I'm
not gonna lie to you. I don't come to a
complete stop. There's no one ever.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
They let the record show that he's admitted to it.
Let the record show. Let the records show that Dion
has admitted to blowing through this stop sign at intersection
every single morning. It's seven forty five, and that's why
I'm on the phone.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
You Let the record show when is this court?

Speaker 2 (01:30):
I'm issuing a citizen's.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Arrest, A citizens arrest via the phone? What kind of
moron are you? I can't arrest someone through the phone.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
I tried to chase you down the other day, but
you are going a little too fast for me, and
I will not speed because I like to obey the
law unlike you. So I'm calling you to let you
know that I will.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Be There's no such thing as a citizen's arrest or
a stop sign. Let's the record, television shows watch.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Let the record show that Dion is resisting citizens arend
right now? Do you want to keep persisting?

Speaker 1 (02:01):
It is no rest. We're on the phone, dumm, I'm
on the phone.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
I will be by your house later this evening to
pick you up and take you down to the precinct.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
You don't even know where I live? Are you talking that.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Street?

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Wait a minute, I will best.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Because I'm a good citizen detective.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
If you I am, how are you?

Speaker 2 (02:25):
I told you I'm a citizen. I'm a citizen issuing
a citizens arrest.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
So weirdo, don't follow me to my house. If you
come to my door, please understand I'm knocking you out.
Let's be clear.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Assaulting an officer out you will be assaulting a citizen
officer of the law at that point, and the penalty
is very big for that. So I would suggest you
behave well, say, there's a citizen officer.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
What planet are you all?

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Citizen officer? P Deakin's here on the phone telling you
that I am issuing a citizens arrest and I will
be by around six forty five this evening after I
have my dinner and cup of tea to put you
under citizens arrest. All I have, unfortunately, are some fuzzy
handcuffs to me my wife used, and I will take
you down to the precinct and you will pay them.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Wait a minute, a little well. First, first of all,
you're not arresting me. You're not putting any fuzzy handcuffs
on me. Peter. You're a pervert, that's all you are.
And I'm gonna blow through this stop signed tomorrow on
my way to work. You can't do, Peter, But if
you want to come to my house, it's even come
through I got a knuckle sandwich to go with that
cup with tea.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
You okay, Well then I'll let you know that this
is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone
prank on you and your wife set you up. Yeah,
she said that, you come on, you always blow through
this stuff, blowing through it all.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Look it's a stop sign. There's no one ever there.
I just cruised through it. I don't blow through it.
No one, there is no one there. But just what
you can tell my wife, Guess whose car is not
getting washed this? We can guess who's not putting gas
in her car this weekend. And oh and that's small

(04:07):
repair that she needs. Guess who's not gonna take care
of it this weekend? Wake up every morning with fubal
phone Franks