Cousins make dozens in this hilarious Jubal Phone Prank!

A Jubal Phone Prank is when our listeners set-up a friend or family member to wake up with The Jubal Show, phone prank style. Today a women set up her sister who just did her 23andMe and is obsessed with her results. Jubal Fresh aka Pete calls her to let her know that he's her long-lost cousin that thinks she's hot!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Jubil Show on demand. It's another Jubil Phone frame
Mornings on the twenties. Hello, it was up, cuz who
is this? This is Pete and I am your cousin. Okay,

(00:21):
I know it's weird. Yeah, Like I know that it's
weird that I'm hitting you up like this out of
the blue. Um, but I saw that you are my
cousin on twenty three AM, and so like, I hit
up a couple of other random family members that we have,
and I finally tracked down your number because I just
want to introduce myself and say, what's up, CUZO, what's up? Okay? Hi? Hi? So, like, um,

(00:50):
you're hot. I'm sorry, what did you say? I'm saying that, like, um,
we don't know each other because I just found out
that we're cousins on twenty three of me. But like
when I see fire, I have to like compliment it.
So I'm complimenting your fire because cousin or not? Wow, right,

(01:13):
thank you? I guess I don't we're cousins. Who would
have thought like twenty three and me would like better
than tender? I don't. I don't really know what to
say to that, because I was like looking through the results,
my results for my twenty three of me right, and
then I saw you and I was like, dude, I
was trying to swipe on the screen, but I couldn't

(01:36):
swipe because it's not tender, because you know, I'm tender,
like you swipe if you like people. I was going
to swipe right. I was like trying to swipe right,
and I'm like, what the why isn't not swiping? You know?
But then I was like, oh, I'm on twenty three
a me not tender. That's my cousin. And I have
to like get a number in callers. So that's why
I'm on the phone right now is to say what's up.
That's like super incesty, I feel. I mean, I don't

(01:58):
think so, because like we're not like cousin cuss like
direct cousins. We got like we're like second cousins. So
I think that means like it's cool, No, no, we're related, okay,
like but yeah, well not really though, like we are
but not really, No, we really are. If you if

(02:20):
you say we connect it on in twenty three and May, yeah,
but we're like you're my couso, but like my hot couso.
That I didn't even know about my cousin that I
didn't know though, You're like my cousin that I didn't
know about, so anyway, like I just wanted to hit
you up. What, No, this is gross, Honestly, this is
really weird. What if I send you some picks though?

(02:41):
Because you don't even know what I look like, it
doesn't matter. That's weird and disgusting. Okay, but don't you
think it would be like a little cool though if
we dated? No? I no, really not at all. But like,
think about the headlines. Headlines. What do you mean headlines? Yeah,
like the you. It's like, okay, just hear me out,

(03:02):
Like I can tell you're not really feeling me, and
I'm feeling you, and that's fine. Like family members don't
always get along. But like what I'm saying is think
of the headlines. Like you know, they always do stories
where like long lost brothers and sisters meet each other
on when they do like one of those twenty three
and me result things, and like we could make headlines.
It's like, hey, two cousins find each other on twenty

(03:23):
three and me and then they like hook up or
get married like a date, you know, that would not
be flattering, that would be totally incriminating. That would but
we'd be like Internet popular and like we'd have love,
we wouldn't have blood like Okay, well then we'd be
Internet famous at least, right. I don't need to be
Internet famous and you're creep, but I don't want to
hear from you ever again. Okay, well then I'll just

(03:44):
tell you it's a prank phone call and your sister
set you up then and I'll go away forever. Oh
my god, this is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show
doing a phone prank. Can you and your sisters set
you up? Because she said you've been obsessing about your
twenty three and me results? Oh my god, I'm never
selling her anything ever again. You're sure you don't want

(04:05):
to date your cousin? He sounds super cool, I'm sure.
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