CrossFit Doc & the ‘Bro-sectomy’: A Phone Prank You Won’t Forget

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame day mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Hello, Yeah, what's up, dude. It's Donk, super excited to
get you.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
In here today.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Bro, I'm sorry, who is it?

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Oh yeah, hey, dude, sorry, this is doctor Donk. I'm
calling from the center. I was looking for Marcus. He's
coming in to go a little snip snip today, get
your pro sectomy done.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Did you see bro sectomy?

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Yeah, it's what Donk calls it. Oh, like I know
it's called it asact to me, you know what I mean,
I'm a doctor. But anyway, Hey, so, like I know
you had originally scheduled with doctor Baul. Like for whatever reason,
he's not gonna be in this afternoon. So like I'm
gonna be the dude filling in. Who's gonna just you know,
snip up, get you all good to go. So you will,

(00:59):
you know, shooting blanks from now on, dude, you know
what I mean. Like, So I just want to call,
let you know that kind of go over a few things,
you know, see if you had any uh.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Hold on once that one second? One? Sad dropped it again?
Did hold on one?

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Sac?

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Okay? All right?

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Hello?

Speaker 3 (01:18):
Hello, Yeah, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Yeah, sorry about that, dude, I just dropped my phone.
But anyway, you got any questions for me before I
snip you up?

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Before you snit me up. So you guys normally refer
to it as snipping up and dropped.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Dude, I dropped it again, Hold on one that one second.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Bro Okay, Hello, why are you dropping the phone so much?
What is what's going on over there?

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Oh dude?

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Sorry about that, brother, But like I hit a PR
today doing curls, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Uh, just got down with my wad, you know.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
So I hit a PR today with doing curls and
my hands are hella shaky, and I keep dropping my phone.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
You know how it is, like, say, but you're going
to be doing you said your hands are hella shaky. Yeah,
you're doing me?

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Like yeah, do you like?

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Well, you know, I go. I like to get my
wad done in the morning, you know what I mean?
Said Donk was like I was just like, let me
see if I can start a record a day with
the curls, you know what I mean. So like, you know,
everything's kind of like just jacked up and like kind
of shaky right now. But don't worry about it, dude,
Like I'll be good to go by the time it
comes to get down and your mix up and uh,

(02:42):
you know, cut it off.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Get down in my mix up. You're you're kidding me right, Well, no, dude.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
I don't know if you knew what. Okay, so you
met with the doctor before, right to go over whatever
sectomy is. Yes, I so like I have to go
down there, dude. You know I'm gonna have to grab
it and like pull it around a little bit and
really like get a good view of what I'm working
with before, you know, so I snip it up just right.

(03:12):
I'm really good at doing these new worries.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
Uh, dude, you don't. You're not filling this confidence right now.
I don't really.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Yeah, you like understand like how it might be, yeah,
because like you're coming in here to get like things
snipped up, and you might not be feeling like I'm
much of a man. But like I can assure you, dude,
I've had three of these and like you know, like
I still got all the test toss around, so you're
not going to lose any.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
TV three of these or you've done three of these.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Well, like I've done too. But I've had three, so like,
I got a lot of experience with these ausseectomies, you
know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
Like, so, how do you even have three sectomy? That's
how's that possible? But I'm not gonna let some meatheads
sounding CrossFit bro do my vasectomy.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Well I can castle for you. I gotta let you know.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
You like no refunds, so like you're gonna be bill
for it today anyway, So like if you can find
the time, you might as well.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
You're not, dude, I'm not coming in, so you're not
billing me?

Speaker 1 (04:22):
All right?

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Fine, then I'll just let you know. It's a prank
phone call the dude. What Yeah, this is actually Jubil
from the Jubil Show doing a phone frank on you
and your wife set you up.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
Oh my god, said.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
That you have a pisect to me later this afternoon.
You were nervous about it and she wanted to mess
with you.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
I was gonna say, there's no way this guy is
a doctor. Dude, Oh my gosh, I was. You had
me freaked out. I was like, what the hell is
going on?

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone franks

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