Darren Gets Dumped by "Breakup Bot 9000"

Darren thought his relationship with Kayla was going strong — until he got a shocking call from "Breakup Bot 9000," an AI service claiming Kayla hired them to end things. Confused and heartbroken, Darren insists on talking to Kayla and even tries to break up with her first to save face.

Turns out, it was all an elaborate prank orchestrated by Kayla with help from The Jubal Show. Listen as Darren goes from devastated to relieved (and ready to buy flowers) when he realizes it was just a joke.

Check out this hilarious and unexpectedly sweet phone prank that shows how far people will go for a good laugh — and maybe a little revenge.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Hello, this is breakup Bot nine thousand, the new AI
breakup software. I'm looking to speak with Darren regarding his
relationship with Kayla. Uh is Darren? I can respond and
understand your responses. If at any time you'd like to
speak with a human, you can simply say human and

(00:31):
I'll connect you. What is this?

Speaker 2 (00:35):
What's what's going on? But you're just confused?

Speaker 1 (00:38):
I'm calling to let you know that your girlfriend, Kayla
has decided to break up with you.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
What you could call me? Like? What what is this AI?

Speaker 1 (00:52):
It seems like you might be confused. I'll explain it again.
My name is breakup Bot nine thousand, a new AI
song technicol.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Talked to Kayla. This is this is so dumb? What's
the going on? Let me talk to Kayla.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Kayla has selected the soft let down with light gaslighting
breakup style. Please press one to be blamed for everything?

Speaker 2 (01:13):
No, no, no no, I want to talk to Kayla.
Are you like, cannot break up with me right now?

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Over?

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Hey? I she could have my she has my phone number,
she can call me. Let me talk to a human.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Okay, if I understood you correctly. You'd like to speak
to a human. It sounds like you might be emotionally
struggling one moment.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
Yes, Hello, this is Ted Tibdo. Is this damn.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Has breaking up with me? Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:47):
It seems like okay, so yes, it seems like you
might be pretty upset that you just received a breakup
phone call from your girlfriend Kayla. Am I reading that situation.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Kala for months now and we've been doing pretty good.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (02:05):
She couldn't even call me? Would she followed me over AI? Yes,
this is so dumb. He talk to me?

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Yes, well, she was saying that she did not want
to speak with you, which is why she hired us.
We are a new service.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
And oh no, no, no, no, they cannot do this.
You know what, I'm breaking up with Kayla. Cayla cannot
wreak up with me over AI, I'm breaking up with Kayla.
There's ridiculous. I've never heard of this stoping the before.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
What even Well, thank you very much for asking, Darren.
I do understand this is an emotional time for you.
You just got kicked to the curb, which, oh jeez,
that was a little insensitive the way I said Betsy,
you know, and that is that is why we have
Breakup about nine thousand is programmed to not say those
type of things. I'm so sorry about this, but yes,

(02:54):
this is a new service. You may have seen it
on the TikTok or any of the social media's. You
can hire us a twenty five dollars for a light breakup,
forty five dollars for an intense breakup, and sixty five
dollars to let someone know you're divorcing them. And uh,
I would like to ask you if you'd stay on
the line after this for a quick customer service review.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
No, no, this Goodkayla a voice note back. I'll pay
whatever I need to pay, but just tell her I'm
breaking up with her too. Don't even pay for this.
I don't get it.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
Well, it's been quite a hit. I'm surprised you haven't
seen it. It's gone viral everywhere, and we are getting
people signing up like crazy to have our breakup about
nine thousand call and do the hard conversations for them.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
No, no, this is this is this is done, this
is gone. This is ridiculous. They aren't taking over for
one like this is a little dumb you say Hey, Hi,
I'd rather use a larnt a job application for a
resume or sot me figure out a friendship dynamic, but
not for a breakoup. You can have a conversation with
this with somebody. This is gone, This is super get

(03:58):
rid of the service. Now. I would just about to
tell Kayla I love her and it's been six months.
Is she usually a EI to break up with me?

Speaker 3 (04:07):
No, she is not. Unfortunately unfortunately, I guess it'd be.
I guess it will probably be more fortunate than unfortunate,
wouldn't it.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
What are you talking about? You just told me that
Kayla's breaking up with me or AI's breaking up with me.
I'm just confused, like, yeah, what is going on? I
love Kyla. I've been nothing but a good.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
But okay, So what happened is she wanted to do
a prank phone call on you. And this is actually
Jubel from the Jewbel Show doing a phone prank on
you and your girlfriend. Cayla set you up. It's a joke.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
She Oh my god, Kyla.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
She said that, you know, she's really enjoyed the last
couple of months of getting to know you and becoming
your girlfriend, and she wanted to brank you and I.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
Guess, Oh my god, I.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Love Kyla, Kayla, I love. I'm gonna give you the
biggest fucking kiss leg at home, you know what. I'm
headed to the store now to get.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
You some flowers.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
But this. Don't ever do no like this again.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone. Franks, we say
mornings on the twenties,