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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties only
on the new Hits one of six point one. What
hello him, I'm here, mm hmm what I'm here and
(00:24):
they've got it with me?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Okay for youth. Yeah, yeah, this is Ethan. Hi.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
My name is Juniper, oh, and I have it. I
have it for you.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Uh that's a that's an interesting name, sir. What exactly
do you have for me?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Oh? Oh, I guess I didn't really fully identify myself,
did I. My name is Juniper Ravensbrook and I am
a delivery person.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
For you. Psh, have that package?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
I was expecting I've got something for you.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Uh maybe not.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Yes, No, I have it.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
In my hands right now for you, I see, And.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
It needs signature. So if you want your package on
you just signed for it.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
That's something. I'm not home.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I know how I would hate to have to return
the package back to our facility because I know that
can be frustrating. And I'm sure you want what's inside
of the package.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Uh, yeah, that's true. Do you know I'm not home yet?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Oh? Well, because I stopped at your house with the package,
didn't I ring the doorbelly knocked in no answer, so
I figured you weren't there. That's why I'm calling, because
I need your signature on the paper so I can
give you your package.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Okay, i'd be glad to, but as we'd establish it,
I'm not home, and you're kind of giving me a
weird vibe.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
I'll wait, I can.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Wait, you'll wait.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Yes, it's for hours. Yes, I would hate to have
to return your package to the facility. Oh, I'm sure
you want what's inside, so I can wait. Really, the
reason I was calling was I was wondering if I
could get the password for your wife. I so I can,
you know, check out TikTok and things like that while
I wait.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Had rather you didn't. That's kind of a personal information.
I don't really share that with strangers.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
I can just sit here and watch Netflix.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Wait, are you inside my house right now?
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Well? I don't know where else I would wait.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Oh my god, Okay, I need to with you. Oh jeez, Yeah,
this is getting really creepy, sir. I am going to
have to hang up with you right now. I need
to call emergency services.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Well, I just didn't know where else to wait for you,
so I wouldn't call it breaking in. I was just
making myself comfortable.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
That is not cool, sir, you that is very illegal.
You cannot do that. I am I'm going to call
the authorities on you. You cannot be here, but I
I understand that. But that means you know.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
That wear the same size.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
What the You're in my house drying on my clothes.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Well, I just killing time until you can get here
so I can get your signature on this package.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
All right, that's it, you weirdo. I'm calling the cops.
You're gonna get arrested.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
And well, don't do that because this is just a
prank phone call. It's a it's a what Yeah, this
is actually Dubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone
prank on you and your wife set you up. She said,
you've been waiting for a package. I wanted to freak
you up.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Oh my god, the trick.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
I oh my god, that was weird to spoke call
I've ever gotten.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
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