Detective James Birthday (Jubal Fresh) is calling over the elevator incident!

A Jubal Phone Prank is when our listeners set-up a friend or family member to wake up with The Jubal Show, phone prank style. TA guy was stuck in an apartment elevator and the apartment wants HIM to pay for it! So his friend set him up with a phone prank with Detective James Birthday who calls about something else that went down in the elevator!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Jubil Show on demand. It's another Jubil phone frame
Weday Mornings on the twenties. Hello. Hello, this is Detective
James Birthday calling from the Federal Bureau of Investigations. I
was looking for Cameron. Uh yeahective. Yes, I am from

(00:25):
I'm well agent. Technically I'm with the FBI. It's called
as being recorded. My name is James Birthday. You may
call me Jimmy if you want to. I go by
Jimmy Birthday. That is my full name if you need
to write it down. I need to speak with you
though about an issue that happened in your apartment complex
in the elevator the other day. Did the people in
the office call you? Are they trying to put this

(00:47):
on me like like a legal thing right now? I'm sorry,
what do you mean by that? I got stuck in
the elevator the other day for like two and a
half hours. Are trying to make a delivery, do a
little uber eat on the side, and now the apartment
complex is trying to tell me that somehow it's my
fault that I got stuck in the elevator. I can
tell you're upset by this, and I want to let
you know that I believe you that you did not

(01:07):
cause the elevator to malfunction. I do believe you. I've
seen the video. Is there a reason you're calling instead,
or well, this is a much bigger issue than just
you and the elevator. Do you care to elaborator? Well,
you were stuck on the elevator for two hours. I've
seen the video. Not that interesting to me, but apparently
interesting to a lot of people on the internet website

(01:30):
that posts us to YouTube. What are retiring? Oh no, no, no, no,
not enough perverts on YouTube for these people. I mean,
I wasn't like naked on the elevator talking about you
were just in the elevator for two hours, killing time, stuck,
probably a little scared, right Yeah, I wasn't in the
best of mood, right Yeah, And that's what they want,

(01:52):
that's what gets them going. Fortunately. Yeah, your video wound
up on a website that we've been investigating that has
over twenty four million users, all of them pre verts
in my opinion, elevatorlove dot com. This video of me
is on some weird fetish site yep. Yeah. And I've

(02:16):
been trying to find these guys for four years. I
tried to put myself in the mind of who someone
who could be demented enough to make an elevator malfunction
and then get the security footage to post on a
video so people can get their jollys. I have watched
hours and hours and hours of normal citizens like you

(02:37):
stuck on an elevator, and I've done the things that
those guys would do watching it. And I can tell
you it doesn't make you feel better about yourself at all.
Did not have to do any anything like that. You're
an agent of the law and you're you're watching these
videos in bed. Well, I don't know where else I
can put myself in the shoes of the perpetrator. Are

(02:57):
you grow really an age of the FBI? And you're yes,
I am watching this video in bed. I'm an agent
of the Federal Bureau of Investigations Internet Crimes Team, and
I'm trying to track down the people that run this website.
And it's making me very angry because I keep having
to do this stuff. I'm about to hang up and
call the police, like how do you how do you

(03:20):
sick the police on the police, Like, I don't even
know what the what do I do? About you now
while I can give you the information, I'm calling you
to try to track these sickos down. And I don't
understand why I found one of them. He's on the
phone with me right now. Who you let me speak
to you? Go look in the mirror you No, I'm
with the Federal Bureau of Investigations. Let me speak to

(03:42):
the person that's responsible. No, no, dude, I'm talking about you.
You're the pervert. Clearly listen to yourself. Oh, I got it.
You're calling me a pervert because of what I did. Agreed, agreed. Also,
this is actually Jewel from the Jewels Show doing a
phone break on you. It's not Agent jimmy birthday. This
this is a radio show. Yeah, it's a joke. This

(04:02):
is actually Jewel from the Jewel Show doing a phone
prank on you. And your roommate already set you up.
He told us about how you got stuck on the
elevator for two hours the other day. Yeah, and how
your apartment complex is trying to blame you for it.
So my adrenaline is very high, right mine too. Imagine
how high it was when I was watching the video
of you yesterday doing the things I had to do

(04:24):
the Jewel Show on demand,