Did you stay at Jubal Fresh's Airbnb?

A Jubal Phone Prank is when our listeners set-up a friend or family member to wake up with The Jubal Show, phone prank style.

Today, Jubal Fresh calls a guy because his girlfriend is setting him up in this Jubal Phone Prank! They just got back from an Airbnb and apparently he is always getting on his girlfriend for leaving her hair in the shower, so not Jubal Fresh is calling as the owner of the Airbnb to tell him that he owes him money and that he made a teddy bear out of said hair! Hear how all of that goes down in this new Jubal Phone Prank!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Jebil Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone Frameyday
Mornings on that's twenties. Hello. Hi, my name is Pete Eakins.
I was looking for Sean speaking Sean. How are you?
My name is Pete Eakins and I own the airbnb

(00:24):
that you rented last weekend? How are you? Okay? What's up? Well,
I'm calling and I'm guessing you probably know why I'm calling. Uh,
we didn't cause any damage or anything. Everything's paid. Um, okay,
so you're saying you didn't cause any damage. Everything's paid.

(00:45):
That's what you're saying. Yeah, I mean what are you calling?
Like you said, I know why you're calling. Uh, No,
I don't know why you're calling you. Well, I figured
you knew why I was calling, and apparently you don't
because as you think that there was no damage, so
that's why i'm calling. Well, no, I know there was
no damage, so why not again, you're just beating around

(01:06):
the book. How did you like the showers? By the way,
just a quick review of the shower. Yeah, we used
the shower. Yes, we use your shower in the bathroom
and the water went down the drain. I said, no
pets did you have a dog or a cat or
some other hairy thing with you? No, then, how do

(01:26):
you explain the four hundred dollars plumbing bill that I
got for all of the hair that was left in
the drain after your stay? Yeah? Good luck. I mean
what you wanted to do. I don't know how many
people you have come to in your house. It was
me and my girlfriend, all right. We stayed there two
nights and then we left, so and two nights. You
mean to tell me that we've caused four hundred dollars
with the clog drain after your stay, My drains were

(01:48):
clogged with hair. And I'll have you know, I collected
the hair, and I went to social media, and I
pulled up your social media account, and I saw your
lovely pictures with your girlfriend that were posted all over
your social media. And I went to her social media.
I analyzed it. I zoomed in, I analyzed it in
the color and matches perfectly. It was a clump of
your girlfriend's hair that clogged up my pipes and cost

(02:10):
four hundred dollars in damage. And I want my money,
and I'll have you know my uncle is a lawyer.
Oh good, good, that's awesome. Also, I have another question
before I let you go, and we will, I will
see you in court, okay, Pete, I'll see you in
court with that my cousin Vinny. Actually, my cousin Vinny,
I'll see you. You have a cousin who's a lawyer too,
and his name's Vinny. Oh No, what, I'm sure I

(02:30):
didn't say that. I just said my cousin. I just
said my cousin, Vinny. I didn't say it was a lawyer,
said my cousin Ny. I just thought I said, so, Yeah,
what's the other question we got here? No, I'm pretty
sure I just heard you threatened me with your cousin, Vinny,
who is a lawyer. Bring it on that that's a
movie reference, all right, Joe Pescien, If you heard him,
guy want an oscar? You know good? You're you're another
lawyer named Joe Pescia. No, that's a that's never never

(02:56):
mind it. Well, I thought this interaction would actually go
good and you would agree to pay the four under
of dollars. So I already knitted a teddy bear out
of the hair that was left, because I figured you'd
want that back. You knitted a bear out of hair
was pulled from your drains a teddy bear? All right, okay, great,
all right, Hannibal Lecter. I sell real hair teddy Bears

(03:16):
on Etsy along with Airbnb, and I guess I'll just
throw this up on there too and maybe get my
money back. Yeah. I don't care what you do. Man,
You're insane, so I'm gonna block this number. I look
forward to the lawsuit, and I guess you know what
I look forward to take too. L On a good note,
I look forward to the weird hair teddy Bear. I'll
have you know that I'm recording this and I'm going
to have this play back in court with your lawyer,

(03:37):
Joe Pesci and Vinny all of them. Okay, great you psycho, Psycho.
Well that's on the recording, and yeah, i'll see you
in court. All right. Well, then I'll let you know
that this is not Pete Eakins at all from the Airbnb.
This is actually Jewel from the Jewel Show doing a
phone prank on you and your girlfriend and set you up.

(03:58):
You get a minute. It's a hook. You're what she said?
She said that you are always giving her crop about
how much hair she leaves in the drains and you
stayed in an Airbnb last weekend and wanted me to
mess with you. Okay, well, jebil uh, don't ever open
an Airbnb. Man, I don't think you're cut out for it.
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