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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone praying day mornings. Oh that's one.
He's Hello, Hello, Kyle, I want to play a game. Well,
I'm sorry. What you're having trouble finding your keys, aren't you? Well?
I'll call you back. Hello, Hello, Kyle? What the going on?
(00:30):
What do you want? The keys to your car? Lie R?
And your cat? N They've been searching clear glances in
this dummy? I'm what how do you? How do you
know my cat name? I'll call you back. Who is it?
(00:51):
Still haven't found your keys? On? Kyle? Jesus, what the
fuck is going on? Did you jerk the cat? Which?
How do you know about my cat? Did you check
the cat for your keys? No? No, no, you didn't check. What?
(01:13):
What the do you want for me? What is going on?
Did you really just check the refrigerator for your keys? Wait? Wait,
how do you How do you know? I just checked
the refrigerator from my keys? Who? Who is this? What?
Games are funny? Kyle? What is going on? Okay? How
(01:38):
the do you even have my No? How do you
know what is going on? What the is? I'm calling
the police, Kyle? What do you mean? Dick? Dick? Okay?
What the it's happening. Why are you doing this to me?
What is it going on? What? Hello? That's just a
(02:02):
sound of your keys jingling? I have your keys and
I'm out front. What I am locked locking myself in
the bathroom and I am calling the cops. Okay, I'm
out with your keys. No, I don't know why you
(02:22):
were doing this to me. I don't know why you
have my keys that I am calling the police. Okay,
are you scared girl? Yeah? Get him her carl. But
why why are you doing this to me? I'm doing
I'm doing this to you because your girlfriend, Samantha set
(02:44):
you up for a phone prank. This is actually Jewel
from the Jewel Show, And I am so sorry. What
it's a joke. Wait, your your girlfriend hid your keys
this morning and uh, I was giving me updates on
where you were looking for them, and she wanted me
to Uh, she wanted me to scare you though. Wait,
(03:05):
are you kidding me? I'm sitting in my bathroom with
a butcher knife and this is you grabbed a butch
your knife. She didn't tell me that I would use that.
It's a joke. Yes, you can take Your girlfriend has
your keys, so I know you're late for something you
gotta go to, so grab your keys and have a
good day. You're man, Jesus, you have to go fast.
(03:27):
Talcus talk talk talk, Oh my god, oh my god.
Wake up every morning with jubil phone pranks we say
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