Donk Claus

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties only
on the new Hits one O six point one. What hello, Yeah,
what's up? This is donk Uh.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
I'm sorry hello ho ho ho.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
You know what I'm saying is this shell?

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Yeah, yeah, I'm don It's Donk donk Yeah, Paul Donkler.
Most people just call me Donk though. I'm the entertainment
for the work holiday party that you planned.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Right, Great, I am in front of my computer, so
you can go ahead what you need.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yeah, So I'm just because you So I'm playing the
role of Santa for your work party, and I just
wanted to know like music selection and the genre of
music you'd like me to get down to you, and
then also like she'd if I should bring the Elf
on the shelf with me.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
I don't know you saw that.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
Actually, I didn't realize that came included. Actually that's really nice.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Yeah, I mean probably just regular Christmas it's fine, you know,
I don't know if you have.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
Like a mix.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Okay, well all right, I guess I could put together
a routine with some Christmas classics. Okay, that sounds cool.
So the Elf on the shelf, like should I you
did you see that?

Speaker 3 (01:29):
Yeah, I think the standard Christmas is fine? But what
did you mean with the routine? You know, do you
have like a certain way that you like people to
come up to you.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Well, they can just their wands and like throw them
in the g stre like you know, they can just
throw them in there. It's fine, Like I don't have
a problem with that at all. They can just approach.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
So I'm sorry, do you say g string?

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Well yeah, I'll not like of course, like unless you
because I can't go like full donk you know, because
I get in trouble for that.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
So by full dog are you saying? You know what?
I'm sorry?

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Because like that's actually cool because if I bring the
off on the shelf with me, like I do a
thing where like I make it so it like has
a shelf to sit on, if you know what I mean.
And that's like a crowd pleasery.

Speaker 4 (02:16):
Oh my god, have I booked a stripper for you?
A stripper? You're I?

Speaker 1 (02:23):
I am not a stripper? New okay?

Speaker 2 (02:25):
All right, because that like term I find degrading. So
I'm a dancer. Like you know, I'm not a stickler
about much, but like I do like to be called
a dancer because I put a lot of art.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Into my craft. Working to my craft, I do a lot.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
Of I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
You know, this is a work party, right, Like I
booked you to sit on a chair, and people come
over and say.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Ha ha yeah, and they will like there is a
portion where I sit down and people can come sit
on my lap, you know, and like tell me what
they want for the holidays, Like I'll tell them if
they've been naughty or nice or whatever. You know, I
mean most people are naughty, by the way, This is.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
Not what I intended to book.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
I absolutely this is a work party and you have
to keep your clothes on.

Speaker 4 (03:06):
Do you have an option where you keep your clothes on?

Speaker 2 (03:09):
So? Are we like negotiating then for the full donk? Like,
is that what's going on?

Speaker 3 (03:14):
No, we are absolutely not negotiating for the full talk?

Speaker 4 (03:17):
Okay we are.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
I have booked a Santa, a regular Santa, a Fanta
that could be in front of children but will not
be but still passibly Santa.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
You know what I also do.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
I do this thing to Roodolph the Red Nose reindeer,
where I put like a red nose somewhere and people
love that dude.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Okay, yeah, that sounds interesting, but you know what, actually,
just no, I'm going to cancel this.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
I do have to let you know that that we
don't offer any refunds, so like like you can't get
your money back. But I guess I just I. So
you don't want the donk at your party? You don't
want donk Claus at your party.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
I do not want donk Clause at my holidays? What
order is stripper Santa?

Speaker 3 (04:04):
Can we.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
Party?

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Your coworker Angela what because she's the one who set
you up for this phone prank. This is actually Jubil
from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you
and your coworker Angela set you up. Oh my, she
said that you even stressed out planning this holiday party
and you hired a Santa the other bench you want
to mess with you?

Speaker 4 (04:29):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 2 (04:31):
So? No?

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Full dolphin or what? Still confused?

Speaker 3 (04:34):
No?

Speaker 4 (04:35):
No?

Speaker 2 (04:36):
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