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Episode Transcript
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hello, Yeah, what's up?
Speaker 3 (00:12):
This is donk h I'm sorry hello ho ho ho.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
You know what I'm saying is this shell? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Yeah, it's Donk donk Yeah, Paul Donkler. Most people just
call me Donk though. I'm the entertainment for the work
holiday party that you planned.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Right, Great, I am in front of my computer, so
you can go ahead what you need.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Yeah, So I'm just because you So I'm playing the
role of Santa for your work party, and I just
wanted to know like music selection and the genre of
music you'd like me to get down to you, and
then also like she'd if I should bring the Elf
on the shelf with me.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
I don't know if you saw that.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Actually, I didn't realize that came included. Actually that's really nice. Yeah,
I mean probably just regular Christmas. It's fine.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
You know, I don't know if you have like a
mix Okay, well all right, I guess I could put
together a routine with some Christmas classics. Okay, that sounds cool.
So the Elf on the shelf, like should I you
did you see that?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I think the standard Christmas is fine, but what did
you mean with the routine? You know, do you have
like a certain way that you like people to come
up to you.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Well, they can just their wands and like throw them
in the g street, like you know, they can just
throw them in there. It's fine, Like I don't have
a problem with that at all. They can just approach.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
So I'm sorry, do you say g string?
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Well yeah, I'll not you like of course, like unless yeah,
because I cannot go like full donk, you know, because
I could get in trouble for that.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
So by full donk are you saying? You know what,
I'm sorry?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Because like that's actually cool because if I bring the
off on the shelf with me, like I do a
thing where like I make it so like has a
shelf to sit on, if you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
And that's like a crowd pleaser.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Hey, oh my god, have I booked a stripper for you?
A stripper? You're I?
Speaker 3 (02:20):
I am not a stripper new okay, all right, because
that like term I find a grating. So I'm a dancer.
Like you know, I'm not a stickler about much, but
like I do like to be called a dancer because
I put a lot of into my craft.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Working to my craft, I do a lot of stuff.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I'm sorry. You know, this is a work party, right,
Like I booked you to sit on a chair and
people come over and say ha ha.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Yeah, and they will like there is a portion where
I sit down and people can come sit on my lap,
you know, and like tell me what they want for
the holidays.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Like I'll tell them that they've been naughty or nice
or whatever. You know what I mean, most people are naughty,
by the way.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
This is not what I intended to book. I absolutely
this is a work party and you have to keep
your clothes on. Do you have an option where you
keep your clothes on?
Speaker 3 (03:06):
So?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Are we like negotiating then for the full donk? Like,
is that what's going on?
Speaker 1 (03:11):
No? We are absolutely not negotiating for the full talk.
Okay we are. I have booked a Santa, a regular Santa,
a Santa that could be in front of children but
will not be but still passibly Santa.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
You know what I also do.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
I do this thing to Roodolph the red Nose reindeer
where I put like a red nose somewhere and people
love that. Dude.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Okay, yeah, that sounds interesting, but you know what, Actually,
just no, I'm going to cancel this. Thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
I do have to let you know that that we
don't offer any refunds, so like like you can't get
your money back. But I guess I just.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
So you don't want the donk at your party. You
don't want Donk Claus at your party.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
I do not want donk Clause at my holiday party.
Would order any strippers? Panta? Can we party?
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Your coworker Angela what because.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
She's the one who set you up for this phone brank.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a
phone prank on you and your coworker Angela set you up.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Oh my, she said that even stressed out planning this
holiday party, and you hired a Santa, the other bitch
you wanted to mess with you?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
So?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
No full dolphin or what? Still confused?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
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