August 14, 2024 • 4 mins
➡︎ Jubal Phone Pranks on The Jubal Show
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame day mornings on the twenties. Hello,
just Donk just checking in, you know, donc what DONK from?
Oh you know what? Dude? Like, well, I guess we
(00:20):
haven't talked on the phone because I'm like, this is
my first day anyway. Like, so you're a subscriber to
dot com, you know, like the virtual assistant and stuff. Yeah, yeah,
my name is Paul Donkler, but like you can just
call me Donk. Everybody calls me Donkball Like I'm your
new virtual assistant.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
You're Mike.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
What happened to Jessica? Oh you mean like the virtual
assistant that you had at first or whatever? Yeah, yeah,
Like I don't know, but they put me on the
case like a couple of days ago. So I've been
handling stuff for you and like so now I'm just
calling to check in, you know, cause I know a
few things about your skeate that I wanted to go
(01:03):
over with you.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Dude, Okay, first off, when was anybody going to notify
me that there was a change?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Oh dude, you know what, bro, Like, I was supposed
to notify you like three days ago, you know what
I mean? But like I'm not really on it with
stuff like that, so like kind of like mess that
one up. But so like I'm notifying you right now, dude,
Like Donk is all over it. Dude. Okay, okay, this
is confusing.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Okay. So you're telling me that they switched out Jessica
with you. Yeah, and you were supposed to tell me
this yeah three days ago.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Yeah did.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
And you're telling me now.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Dude, you have to nail right on the head. I'm
proud of you, you know.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
So then wait, so who's been carrying to work for
the past three days.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
That would be Donk. Like I've been handling stuff like crazy,
bro already. Like I noticed one thing about your schedule
that was very concerning to me, like you have no
gym time, bro, And so I went ahead and like
there was like a meeting tomorrow, and then like in
two days, like another meeting. You know, I went ahead
and canceled those for you, and then I plugged in
(02:16):
like an hour each day, like we're gonna do chest tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
What are you talking about? Wait wait wait wait wait
wait wait wait wait wait wait are you telling me
that you've canceled two of my meetings because I need
to go to the gym just day tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Dude, I already put the work out on there and
then boulder shoulders two days after.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Moron, Do you understand what you just canceled on me?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Yeah, meet a couple of meetings that were like in
the place of gym time, and like I got a
question for you. Who's Jim.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
That's the CEO of the company?
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Okay, yeah, that I worked for so well, Like he
was sending some emails. Dude, I didn't like the ton
so I want to have to responded on your behalf
Like and I told him, what's what, dude? I told
him to step off. I told him, don't ever talk
to you that way. Well, I pretended to be you.
I hope that's okay.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Like, what what did you do? What? Like? What did
you did not? Why did you even talk and think
of any kind of tone that you needed to think? Oh?
I can't even think right now. You should not have
sent a thing to anyone without bringing it to me first.
And now you're telling me that you've sent emails to
the CEO of the company.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Well, dude, I will let you know, like if you're unhappy,
I will let you know. Like you had like a
presentation coming up, Like I won't let you know, dude,
I went ahead and did it for you. It's already
to the client.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
So wait, wait did you sent the presentation to Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I did, took care of it, like no, prob it
was super easy to you. Like really, what I did
was I just outlined a good plan for them, you know,
like macros, nutritions and workouts. You know, I included the
older shoulder workout that you got in two days from now.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
No, we got to get rid of you. Yeah, no,
I'm done with you, dude. This is not how business
is conducted. This is not how you treat your clients.
I didn't speak to your boss.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Well I can't do that because this is actually Jubil
from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you
and your girlfriend Tina. Say you up? Oh yes, she
said you hired a virtual assistant company and wanted to
mess with you.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Yeah. I'm going to give her a call right now.
She has no idea, that's scared.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
I would ton't cancel all your phone calls with her
too for gym time.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Are right?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
You guys wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks
It's another jubile phone frame day mornings on the twenties. Hello,
just Donk just checking in, you know, donc what DONK from?
Oh you know what? Dude? Like, well, I guess we
(00:20):
haven't talked on the phone because I'm like, this is
my first day anyway. Like, so you're a subscriber to
dot com, you know, like the virtual assistant and stuff. Yeah, yeah,
my name is Paul Donkler, but like you can just
call me Donk. Everybody calls me Donkball Like I'm your
new virtual assistant.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
You're Mike.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
What happened to Jessica? Oh you mean like the virtual
assistant that you had at first or whatever? Yeah, yeah,
Like I don't know, but they put me on the
case like a couple of days ago. So I've been
handling stuff for you and like so now I'm just
calling to check in, you know, cause I know a
few things about your skeate that I wanted to go
(01:03):
over with you.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Dude, Okay, first off, when was anybody going to notify
me that there was a change?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Oh dude, you know what, bro, Like, I was supposed
to notify you like three days ago, you know what
I mean? But like I'm not really on it with
stuff like that, so like kind of like mess that
one up. But so like I'm notifying you right now, dude,
Like Donk is all over it. Dude. Okay, okay, this
is confusing.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Okay. So you're telling me that they switched out Jessica
with you. Yeah, and you were supposed to tell me
this yeah three days ago.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Yeah did.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
And you're telling me now.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Dude, you have to nail right on the head. I'm
proud of you, you know.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
So then wait, so who's been carrying to work for
the past three days.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
That would be Donk. Like I've been handling stuff like crazy,
bro already. Like I noticed one thing about your schedule
that was very concerning to me, like you have no
gym time, bro, And so I went ahead and like
there was like a meeting tomorrow, and then like in
two days, like another meeting. You know, I went ahead
and canceled those for you, and then I plugged in
(02:16):
like an hour each day, like we're gonna do chest tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
What are you talking about? Wait wait wait wait wait
wait wait wait wait wait wait are you telling me
that you've canceled two of my meetings because I need
to go to the gym just day tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Dude, I already put the work out on there and
then boulder shoulders two days after.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Moron, Do you understand what you just canceled on me?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Yeah, meet a couple of meetings that were like in
the place of gym time, and like I got a
question for you. Who's Jim.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
That's the CEO of the company?
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Okay, yeah, that I worked for so well, Like he
was sending some emails. Dude, I didn't like the ton
so I want to have to responded on your behalf
Like and I told him, what's what, dude? I told
him to step off. I told him, don't ever talk
to you that way. Well, I pretended to be you.
I hope that's okay.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Like, what what did you do? What? Like? What did
you did not? Why did you even talk and think
of any kind of tone that you needed to think? Oh?
I can't even think right now. You should not have
sent a thing to anyone without bringing it to me first.
And now you're telling me that you've sent emails to
the CEO of the company.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Well, dude, I will let you know, like if you're unhappy,
I will let you know. Like you had like a
presentation coming up, Like I won't let you know, dude,
I went ahead and did it for you. It's already
to the client.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
So wait, wait did you sent the presentation to Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I did, took care of it, like no, prob it
was super easy to you. Like really, what I did
was I just outlined a good plan for them, you know,
like macros, nutritions and workouts. You know, I included the
older shoulder workout that you got in two days from now.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
No, we got to get rid of you. Yeah, no,
I'm done with you, dude. This is not how business
is conducted. This is not how you treat your clients.
I didn't speak to your boss.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Well I can't do that because this is actually Jubil
from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you
and your girlfriend Tina. Say you up? Oh yes, she
said you hired a virtual assistant company and wanted to
mess with you.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Yeah. I'm going to give her a call right now.
She has no idea, that's scared.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
I would ton't cancel all your phone calls with her
too for gym time.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Are right?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
You guys wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks
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