Donk the Pool Guy

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frames on the twenties. Hello, Yeah, hey,
this is Donk. Yeah, I mean it's Donk. So is
this April?

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Yeah, I don't know who this is. I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Oh okay, maybe i'll explain this. So my name is
Paul Dunkler, but you can call me Donks. Most people
call me anyway. I worked for the new company that
you hired to clean your pool.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Oh okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Yeah ye, so I know that they've been dealing mostly
with your hubs. Yeah yeah, so, but I felt the
need to call you because I'm actually the one that
came out last week and cleaned the pool. Okay, yeah,
So I thought i'd reach out directly to you just
to be like, like, not.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Cool, Well, I don't understand, like I get it.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
You know what I mean, Like I get it. Trust me.
I've been cleaning pools for a while now, like everybody's
got like that fantasy of the pool guy coming over,
taking a shirt off and then you know what I mean,
like all that kind of stuff, Like I've heard it
all before and so but I really don't like get
down like that.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
So I was just kind of like, Okay, I don't
feel like you have the right person, Like I don't
remember looking at you like at all.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Yeah you did, it was pretty like obvious. But don't
like maybe you're embarrassed, Like, don't be embarrassed, because like
it happens all the time, like everybody wants to hook
up with the pool guy, you know, So I mean
I chose.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Has what Okay, I'm not embarrassed at all. I just
I mean, like I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Think I could pick you out of a crowd, no offense,
but like I maybe saw you cross the.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Yard to go right.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
In your head. I've heard that before.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
No, I definitely if that we was not doing that
at all, like at all, not even a little I mean,
no events to you.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
I'm sure you're well.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
I just want you to know that, like your feelings
toward me as the pool cleaner are totally understandable, valid
and like no, no.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Yeah, no, so definitely not. I don't think we need
to be talking about That's not a thing at all, right,
not even.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
A little bit.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
That's really inappropriate. Actually, that's why.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
I wanted to get out of the way. Let you know, like, hey,
we should remain professional.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
No, no, no, you're being unprofessional and that this conversation
is unprofessional and I really don't like what you're insinuating
at all, Like please right now, okay, right now.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
So the thing that I was really trying to get
out of the way was like, I will not tell
your husband that, like you you know, there's.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Nothing to tell my husband.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
I don't even know what you're talking about, but this
is ridiculous. Do you have a supervisor or like a
manager or something that I can talk to you because
I don't really feel like this is a conversation that
we should be.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Having at all. I mean not even a little bit.
It's just like hr reportable. There was So I.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Also got the vibe like your husband's name is Chris, right, yes, yeah,
I also got the vibe from him the other day too,
So like can you pass along like hey to you
like I get it, I'm a cool guy.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
No, I will not be passing that along in any way.
What's actually I kind of care you to have this
conversation with my husband. Let's see where that goes. Well, see,
that's ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
There's something there with you guys, Like let's see where
it goes, Like you know.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
What, I might not be No, No, absolutely not I'm sorry,
but like all these weird fantasies in your head about
how I guess everybody wants to sleep with the cool
guys like that, they don't, so they're exactly in your head.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
So I think that I actually need to call your
bosses and have you fired because this is like really
super great.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Well, then I'll let you know that your husband, Chris
set you up for this, because this is actually a
phone prank. This is Double from The Jewel Show doing
a phone prank on you and your husband. Chris set
you up. It's a joke.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
He said that you.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Guys hired a new company to clean your pool, and
he was joking about the pool guy the other day.
I want to mess with you.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Oh my god, I'm gonna oh my god. That is instane.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Thanks a lot.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Don't wake up every morning with jubal phone pranks. We
say mornings on the twenties,