October 29, 2024 • 4 mins
➡︎ Jubal Phone Pranks on The Jubal Show
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Hello, yeah, hey, this is Donk calling from Dog Lounge.
I was looking for Craig.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Yeah that's me.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Yeah, dude, what's up? This is Donk? Hello Okay, oh yeah, sorry, dude.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
I'm calling to inform you that your pop who's staying
with us. I know you were scheduled to pick him
up tomorrow, but like he's not going to be available
for pick up for three weeks.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
I need to pick him up tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Yeah, dude, I know you are scheduled to pick him
up tomorrow, and Donk apologizes, but it's going to be
three weeks dude until you can pick up your pop.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
And Donk could like feel.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Bad about that book, did you say, Donk?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Yeah, dude, that's well. My name is Paul Donkler, but
like everybody just calls me dog.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
So okay, So Donk, why is my dog not able
to be picked up tomorrow?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
So dude, I'll explain it, and I'm sure you understand
because you're also a dude, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
But like, so I was at the gym the other
do you work out? Uh?
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Not really?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Okay, dude, Well, I do, you know, like I work out.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Hellsu I was at the gym the other day, dude,
and like I was doing some legs and stuff like that,
and I work out.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
You know, I'm I'm actually asking about my dog though,
because okay.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
So long story.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Sure, dude, there was this hot check working out next
to me.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
You know. No, I'm asking about my dog.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Yeah, and that's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
So I struck up a convo with her, and like
we were talking, and then I set up a day.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
For talking about my dog. What's going on with my dog?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
So I borrowed your dog to go on a date. Yeah.
She likes dog dudes, and I'm a dog dude, you know.
But I was like, dude, I want to smash.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
And you work at a boarding facility.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Yeah, like I don't have a dog, Like, you know,
dogs are cool, you know, but like I don't have one.
And so she wanted to go to the dog park
and I was like, yeah, I got a dog, and
then like I went to work and.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Okay, he took my dog to the dog park to
get with a girl.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yeah, dude, Like she's totally into it.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
But like we were messing around and stuff, and then
she said it's going to be three weeks until I can,
you know, like totally seal the deal. So I need
to like pretend to have your dog for three weeks. Dude,
I know you understand.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Oh that's completely that's completely unacceptable that you have my
dog and you take my dog to a dog park.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Well, like don't want you to think about it a
little bit, like it's kind of like a high compliment
to you and your pup, you know, because like I
looked at all the other dogs, dude, and I was like,
they're not gonna be able.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
To get a dog, And who the fuck is taking
my dog to a dog dog did?
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Dude? Okay, you are donk Are you speaking a third person?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Oh no, it's just between you and me. Yeah, there's
nobody else exactly. Yeah. So I don't know why you
think there's a third person.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Why why are we doing this? I'm picking my dog
up tomorrow. There's no DONK involved.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Okay, but if you pick your dog up tomorrow, dude,
like I'm not going to be able to, you know.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Like hook up with this check She's going to know that.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
I Oh sorry, okay, listen, I don't care if you're
wanting to use my dog or you need my dog for.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Your own personal purposes, this is stupid. I need to
talk to your manager.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
I could tell that you're upset.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
I think, oh yeah, no, definitely upset. You've got me there.
It is good. Good on you, mate, but absolutely not.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
I need to talk to I texted you pick of
the check.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
No, that would not help it. That would make it worse.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Then you can see like your all hatches, you know
what I mean?
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Uh? No, you little kid.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
I need to talk to your manager, right, yes, okay,
well then I'll just let you know it's a prank
phone call and your girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Set you up.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
What this is actually Jubil from the Jewbel Show doing
a phone prank on you and your girlfriend set you
up out of town and you're coming back to pick
up your dog tomorrow and she wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Jesus, I mean truly couldn't believe this when he was
trying to take my dog again.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Living wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Hello, yeah, hey, this is Donk calling from Dog Lounge.
I was looking for Craig.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Yeah that's me.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Yeah, dude, what's up? This is Donk? Hello Okay, oh yeah, sorry, dude.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
I'm calling to inform you that your pop who's staying
with us. I know you were scheduled to pick him
up tomorrow, but like he's not going to be available
for pick up for three weeks.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
I need to pick him up tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Yeah, dude, I know you are scheduled to pick him
up tomorrow, and Donk apologizes, but it's going to be
three weeks dude until you can pick up your pop.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
And Donk could like feel.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Bad about that book, did you say, Donk?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Yeah, dude, that's well. My name is Paul Donkler, but
like everybody just calls me dog.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
So okay, So Donk, why is my dog not able
to be picked up tomorrow?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
So dude, I'll explain it, and I'm sure you understand
because you're also a dude, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
But like, so I was at the gym the other
do you work out? Uh?
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Not really?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Okay, dude, Well, I do, you know, like I work out.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Hellsu I was at the gym the other day, dude,
and like I was doing some legs and stuff like that,
and I work out.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
You know, I'm I'm actually asking about my dog though,
because okay.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
So long story.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Sure, dude, there was this hot check working out next
to me.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
You know. No, I'm asking about my dog.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Yeah, and that's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
So I struck up a convo with her, and like
we were talking, and then I set up a day.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
For talking about my dog. What's going on with my dog?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
So I borrowed your dog to go on a date. Yeah.
She likes dog dudes, and I'm a dog dude, you know.
But I was like, dude, I want to smash.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
And you work at a boarding facility.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Yeah, like I don't have a dog, Like, you know,
dogs are cool, you know, but like I don't have one.
And so she wanted to go to the dog park
and I was like, yeah, I got a dog, and
then like I went to work and.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Okay, he took my dog to the dog park to
get with a girl.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yeah, dude, Like she's totally into it.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
But like we were messing around and stuff, and then
she said it's going to be three weeks until I can,
you know, like totally seal the deal. So I need
to like pretend to have your dog for three weeks. Dude,
I know you understand.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Oh that's completely that's completely unacceptable that you have my
dog and you take my dog to a dog park.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Well, like don't want you to think about it a
little bit, like it's kind of like a high compliment
to you and your pup, you know, because like I
looked at all the other dogs, dude, and I was like,
they're not gonna be able.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
To get a dog, And who the fuck is taking
my dog to a dog dog did?
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Dude? Okay, you are donk Are you speaking a third person?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Oh no, it's just between you and me. Yeah, there's
nobody else exactly. Yeah. So I don't know why you
think there's a third person.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Why why are we doing this? I'm picking my dog
up tomorrow. There's no DONK involved.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Okay, but if you pick your dog up tomorrow, dude,
like I'm not going to be able to, you know.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Like hook up with this check She's going to know that.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
I Oh sorry, okay, listen, I don't care if you're
wanting to use my dog or you need my dog for.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Your own personal purposes, this is stupid. I need to
talk to your manager.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
I could tell that you're upset.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
I think, oh yeah, no, definitely upset. You've got me there.
It is good. Good on you, mate, but absolutely not.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
I need to talk to I texted you pick of
the check.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
No, that would not help it. That would make it worse.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Then you can see like your all hatches, you know
what I mean?
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Uh? No, you little kid.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
I need to talk to your manager, right, yes, okay,
well then I'll just let you know it's a prank
phone call and your girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Set you up.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
What this is actually Jubil from the Jewbel Show doing
a phone prank on you and your girlfriend set you
up out of town and you're coming back to pick
up your dog tomorrow and she wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Jesus, I mean truly couldn't believe this when he was
trying to take my dog again.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Living wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks
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