Donk’s Bro'cean Swim Academy

Don’t call him Paul—call him Donk. In this outrageous Jubal Phone Prank, a swim school manager named Sarah gets a surprise call from her new "boss," who’s got big plans for rebranding and child fitness... starting with weighted floaties and Brocean vibes.

Catch the chaos as Donk explains his vision for “Donk’s Brocean Swim Academy,” speaks in third person, and nearly sends Sarah packing for good—until she finds out who’s really behind the madness.

Spoiler: It’s her husband.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another Jubal phone frames on the twenties swim School.
This is Sarah. Yoh, what's up, Sarah? It's Donk. Uh.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Who oh oh Paul Donkler, but like everybody calls me donk.
How's it going?

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Uh good? I'm so sorry. I don't know who you are.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Oh well yeah maybe I don't know if they told
you or not. But like the previous owners of the
swim school sold it. Yes, yeah, my name is you
can call me Donk. Everybody just calls me donk. But yeah,
what's up. I'm the new owner. Don't like d O
n K Yeah, because my name is Paul Donkler, but

(00:54):
like everybody just calls me donk. So but yeah, I
just purchased the swim school having had a chance to
drop in and there, you know, but like a plan
coming in in the next few weeks or so. But
I want to call and connect with you because you know,
you're like the manager and all that stuff, so uh
real quick, like immediately, I want to start making some changes,
you know what I mean, And so I want to

(01:15):
go over those with you.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Yeah, what kind of changes because like if if we're
talking protocol, like we obviously have to follow a very
strict protocol because we're children.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yeah, so first thing, like the way you answered the phone,
you know you said the name of the old school.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
I didn't know that there was a name change.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Wow, So we're changing the name like effective immediately. You know,
so from now on you might want to write it
down just so you remember it and then I'll.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Bring it if it's just the name of the school. Sorry,
what what is it called?

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Now? Oh? Docs Brochian Swim Academy Like bro is capitalizough.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Like Broch like ocean but bro Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Yeah, I know it's pretty sweet. Hull.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
I mean, is this is this something that we can
talk to the board about, like is the board still
the same or because like that's we're gonna lose business.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Well the whole up. Second, Donk has a question for you.
God you speaking the third person? Yeah, what is your question? Donk? Well,
first of all, no, it's just me and you on
the phone, nobody else.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Well, I know, I know, but we we used to
have a board.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
You said some about like three people or whatever, and
I just won't let you know, Like, I do not
do that. I do not have other people listening out
of my calls, Like, you know, it's just me and you.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Used the wires are tap, Donk. I just want to
know who these changes are going through. Are you just
like firing everyone in like in terms of higher management
besides me, or like what what's the.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Oh yeah, no, I'm cool with like keeping on any
employee that is able to like meet the standards of
Donk's Brosion Swim Academy. You know, as long as they
can put on a weight vest and swim with that
thing on. No big deal, No, no it is.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
It is a big deal. Don't we deal with children
learning to swim. There's a huge liability here. You cannot
just be really nilly with it.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Sorry, I feel like you're being not reasonable, you.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Know what, Sarah, Like, I gotta tell you, like we
have not met yet, but like when I come in there,
I'm excited to me because, like I totally respect all
the pash you have, you know what I mean, Like
you got a lot of pash. I got a lot
of pash, and together we're gonna kill it.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
You know, well that makes one of us. No, I'm sorry,
I just I have so many questions. I yes, I
want to meet with you, but.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
I I I got a question for like, because you know,
I haven't had a chance to go over like all
the supplies and stuff. Do we have weighted floaties or
does that some dog neies to get.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
Waited?

Speaker 1 (04:03):
What? Well? Like you know, like weighted floating because it's
never too early to start working on the adults, you
know what I mean? And so like you're getting a
double workout in.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Donk you you realize
this is a swim school for children, right.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Yeah, And that's why I don't want to start the
kids off on the past his success when it comes
to like everything, you know, because it all starts with
your physique.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
We need to make them feel safe in the water.
We do not want to create a traumatizing experience for
these children. DONK to be honest, You're scaring the out
of me right now. And I'm just going to start
packing my stuff effective immediately. I quit.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Hey, Sarah, don't quit. Yeah, this is actually Jubil from
the Jubil Show doing a phone drink on you and
your husband set you up. Your husband set.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
You up, Adam. I'm going to kill her. I'm going
to kill her.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
He said that the swim school you managed just got
new ownership. You want to freak you out.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Well success, jeez.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
This wake up every morning with jubile phone Franks weekday
mornings on the twenties