April 12, 2023 • 6 mins
A Jubal Phone Prank is when our listeners set-up a friend or family member to wake up with The Jubal Show, phone prank style.
Today, a womans sister set her up because she is about to give birth! The other day, her doctor had to leave in an emergency, so now Jubal Fresh is calling acting as her new doctor to tell her that Dr.Donk is here to push her baby out of her! See how she reacts in this Jubal Phone Prank!
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Today, a womans sister set her up because she is about to give birth! The other day, her doctor had to leave in an emergency, so now Jubal Fresh is calling acting as her new doctor to tell her that Dr.Donk is here to push her baby out of her! See how she reacts in this Jubal Phone Prank!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Jebil Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone frameyday
Mornings on that's twenties. Hello, Yeah, hi, um, what's up?
I was looking for Shartavia. Um, Hey, what's up Shartivia?
(00:23):
How are you? Um? So, my name is doctor Paul Donkler,
and I am going to be filling in for doctor
Um because, like you know, he had emergency or whatever.
So you know, they moved a lot of his clients
over to me until he's back. So I am going
to be uh, you know, delivering your baby whenever that
thing decides to poke its head out. Um. Yeah. But
(00:47):
so anyway, it's Paul donc. You can call me Donk
if you want. Most people call me Donk okay, so
doncom So all right, you're the guy that's going to
be doing this. Yeah, just like I said, UM, fortunate timing.
He I just had a little bit of an emergency
and I just got back from Cabo. So um. I
was on Vaca though, and it was awesome. Have you
(01:08):
ever been to Cabo? No? Um? Like sure, sure you're
ready for this too, Like, how how long have you
been doing this? Um? How long have I been going
to Cabo? Well? I have a place down there, so
like I go every couple of months for like a week.
Uh no, delivering babies. Oh you were asking about the job.
(01:34):
Sorry about that, um y'all. So I have been um
delivering babies for um three years now. I've been at
this practice for um most of that time. Like I
came here about two years ago, and um, I love it,
you know, I'm like really good at it all right,
m are you okay? Oh my god, did I hear
(01:58):
did your water just break? Because like it sounds like
you're in the stress or I'm just I am just
nervous because you're someone new. I'm accustomed to my other doctor,
and I understand that you should do you understand like
I would be nervous too if I was about to
push a baby out. And that's why they know. Doctor
(02:18):
Donk is going to make sure that, like everything is
according to plan. You got nothing to worry about. Like
I used to play in college. I was quarterbacked, so
I have big hands, so like I will not you
know what I mean, Like I know how to deliver
a baby. See because where where did you even go
to school? Like where were your clinicals? Or um Donk
(02:44):
is a pride graduate of San Diego State University go
out as tax so um, Like some people say it's
party school, but like I hella learned when I was there,
you know, so you you hella learned just uh at
this party school and you were a quarterback and you
have became that that qualifies you to deliver my baby? Don't?
(03:04):
Is that what you're telling me? Well? No, I mean
I have you know, I've been doing this a while
and I get it. It's gotta be a little bit scary,
right going with a different doctor or whatever. Don't don't
calls you up and then he's like, Donk's gonna deliver
the baby, and you're gonna be like, well I wanted
a doctor to do it, but you know what, like
it's gonna go like it'll be great. Um, you know,
(03:26):
I have a look at your chart yet to see exactly,
like what kind of cold you have done that before
you called me? Dump? Should you have the chart before
you call me? Yeah? I just thought maybe like i'd
have like an initial convo just you know, be like
who's up, and then um, let you know that Donk's
got it covered, and then I would go over the chart.
(03:46):
But like you know what, Donk, I am not dealing
with you and your bus. You don't sound like you
qualified to do any of this. Matter of fact, I'll
have a home birth in my own damn bath to
before I let you deliver this bay. And I can't
believe doctor would have a partner like you, Like, are
you serious? Right now? I've had enough. I'm hanging up
(04:08):
right now. Okay, Well, look, don't do that, because this
is actually Jewel from the Jewels Show doing a phone
prank on you and your sister. Carlos sat you up.
Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my gosh. She
said that they switched your doctor up last minute and
you haven't talked to him yet, so she wanted me
to call and be here your new doctor. Doctor Donk,
(04:29):
Oh my gosh, I'm totally kicking her. Oh wait, what's that?
Oh oh yo? It's time right now to find out
what's trending on the Hanternet in your neighborhood down the street.
What are people talking about? It's time for what's trending
(04:53):
on The Jewel Show. And this is a new segment
that we're doing. It's called Trending. So Nina's about to
tell you what's trending? How can you do that right before? Okay, well,
speaking of ridiculous, Um, did you hear the news Kim
Kardashian has been cast in the new season of American
Horror Story, and reportedly she's nervous, really nervous. She is
(05:16):
nervous as she as she should be. I guess Ryan
Murphy's really excited about this, the creator of the show,
because he thinks she's one of the biggest names in
the world. She is, But do you think anybody's going
to be able to watch a show with Kim in
it and see anything other than Kim? Yeah? You know,
interesting because she's never has she done any acting acting before?
(05:38):
Apparently her Saturday Night Live appearance is what got her
this audition to be able to be up for the job.
Oh yeah, so she did really good on Saturday Night Live.
Do you think it's just going to be footage of
living with Kanye West? That's the storyline that's super scary too.
Oh my goodness. Jenner heard the news about her doing that,
(06:01):
and she's probably asked if they could um just air
the tape of her and Ray J. Also if they
could change the spelling of the word Horror the Jewels
show on demand
The Jebil Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone frameyday
Mornings on that's twenties. Hello, Yeah, hi, um, what's up?
I was looking for Shartavia. Um, Hey, what's up Shartivia?
(00:23):
How are you? Um? So, my name is doctor Paul Donkler,
and I am going to be filling in for doctor
Um because, like you know, he had emergency or whatever.
So you know, they moved a lot of his clients
over to me until he's back. So I am going
to be uh, you know, delivering your baby whenever that
thing decides to poke its head out. Um. Yeah. But
(00:47):
so anyway, it's Paul donc. You can call me Donk
if you want. Most people call me Donk okay, so
doncom So all right, you're the guy that's going to
be doing this. Yeah, just like I said, UM, fortunate timing.
He I just had a little bit of an emergency
and I just got back from Cabo. So um. I
was on Vaca though, and it was awesome. Have you
(01:08):
ever been to Cabo? No? Um? Like sure, sure you're
ready for this too, Like, how how long have you
been doing this? Um? How long have I been going
to Cabo? Well? I have a place down there, so
like I go every couple of months for like a week.
Uh no, delivering babies. Oh you were asking about the job.
(01:34):
Sorry about that, um y'all. So I have been um
delivering babies for um three years now. I've been at
this practice for um most of that time. Like I
came here about two years ago, and um, I love it,
you know, I'm like really good at it all right,
m are you okay? Oh my god, did I hear
(01:58):
did your water just break? Because like it sounds like
you're in the stress or I'm just I am just
nervous because you're someone new. I'm accustomed to my other doctor,
and I understand that you should do you understand like
I would be nervous too if I was about to
push a baby out. And that's why they know. Doctor
(02:18):
Donk is going to make sure that, like everything is
according to plan. You got nothing to worry about. Like
I used to play in college. I was quarterbacked, so
I have big hands, so like I will not you
know what I mean, Like I know how to deliver
a baby. See because where where did you even go
to school? Like where were your clinicals? Or um Donk
(02:44):
is a pride graduate of San Diego State University go
out as tax so um, Like some people say it's
party school, but like I hella learned when I was there,
you know, so you you hella learned just uh at
this party school and you were a quarterback and you
have became that that qualifies you to deliver my baby? Don't?
(03:04):
Is that what you're telling me? Well? No, I mean
I have you know, I've been doing this a while
and I get it. It's gotta be a little bit scary,
right going with a different doctor or whatever. Don't don't
calls you up and then he's like, Donk's gonna deliver
the baby, and you're gonna be like, well I wanted
a doctor to do it, but you know what, like
it's gonna go like it'll be great. Um, you know,
(03:26):
I have a look at your chart yet to see exactly,
like what kind of cold you have done that before
you called me? Dump? Should you have the chart before
you call me? Yeah? I just thought maybe like i'd
have like an initial convo just you know, be like
who's up, and then um, let you know that Donk's
got it covered, and then I would go over the chart.
(03:46):
But like you know what, Donk, I am not dealing
with you and your bus. You don't sound like you
qualified to do any of this. Matter of fact, I'll
have a home birth in my own damn bath to
before I let you deliver this bay. And I can't
believe doctor would have a partner like you, Like, are
you serious? Right now? I've had enough. I'm hanging up
(04:08):
right now. Okay, Well, look, don't do that, because this
is actually Jewel from the Jewels Show doing a phone
prank on you and your sister. Carlos sat you up.
Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my gosh. She
said that they switched your doctor up last minute and
you haven't talked to him yet, so she wanted me
to call and be here your new doctor. Doctor Donk,
(04:29):
Oh my gosh, I'm totally kicking her. Oh wait, what's that?
Oh oh yo? It's time right now to find out
what's trending on the Hanternet in your neighborhood down the street.
What are people talking about? It's time for what's trending
(04:53):
on The Jewel Show. And this is a new segment
that we're doing. It's called Trending. So Nina's about to
tell you what's trending? How can you do that right before? Okay, well,
speaking of ridiculous, Um, did you hear the news Kim
Kardashian has been cast in the new season of American
Horror Story, and reportedly she's nervous, really nervous. She is
(05:16):
nervous as she as she should be. I guess Ryan
Murphy's really excited about this, the creator of the show,
because he thinks she's one of the biggest names in
the world. She is, But do you think anybody's going
to be able to watch a show with Kim in
it and see anything other than Kim? Yeah? You know,
interesting because she's never has she done any acting acting before?
(05:38):
Apparently her Saturday Night Live appearance is what got her
this audition to be able to be up for the job.
Oh yeah, so she did really good on Saturday Night Live.
Do you think it's just going to be footage of
living with Kanye West? That's the storyline that's super scary too.
Oh my goodness. Jenner heard the news about her doing that,
(06:01):
and she's probably asked if they could um just air
the tape of her and Ray J. Also if they
could change the spelling of the word Horror the Jewels
show on demand
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