Dry Cleaner Messed Up Your Jacket

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hu, Hi,
is this is Trevor calling from Drake Cleaning? Is it Shane?

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Yeah? This is Shane. Is my jacket son.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
So that's why I'm calling you because like you have
that really cool jacket in here for us to dry clean. Okay,
what is it ready? So it's gonna be like a
lot longer until we can get it back to you. Like, Okay,
you guys told me we'll be ready in today's Yeah,

(00:39):
so we yeah, we did say that, but then like
we had like a little bit of a mishap, and
so there's like what do you mean? So there's like
a it got a tear and like a stain in it.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
So a tear and a stain.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Yeah, and so what happened? Oh okay, So I'll just
tell you, but like if you promise, go ahead, Okay,
but do you promise like not to get like mad?
What are you?

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Are you a child? No?

Speaker 1 (01:11):
I'm not a child because like I work here like
and and like I don't have to have what happened, Like,
you know, what is your first job? My first job?
I was like sixteen, but like I'm a lot older
than that now, so just tell me what happened. Oh
so okay, So that jacket is super sweet, like it's

(01:32):
really cool, and like I was on tender, you know,
and like anyway, I got a date, which I don't
get many of and so like, yeah, I get.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
I can see why you don't get many dates. You
work dumb as.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
It's kind of like kind of a workaholic, you know,
like dry cleaning is my life. So anyway, so I
borrowed your jacket for my date and then like she
spilled wine on it, and then also like things got
pretty hot heavy the jacket to a date.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
That jacket.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Was super sweet.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
I had to I won that jacket and an auction
it was fifteen thousand dollars and you took it to
a date.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Yeah, And like, honestly, I can see why that jacket
is like so was so expensive or whatever, because like
like it works, like you know, I think because I
was earning the jacket, like things got hot and heavy
and then like I was like, you're not real.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
I've never spoken to anybody so dumb and unprofessional. So
you're telling me that you took my jacket on a
date that you got on tender.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Yeah, and like she spilled wine on it. So technically,
like the stain isn't my fault, but the rip like
was my fault, because like everything is your fault. Little
I can see that, like you're upset, but I would
like to make it better if I go.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Like, listen, you can't make it better. There is no
way that you were a little makes enough money to
fix this.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Well what if, okay, so what if I'd be willing
to give you a chef outfit that we just got
in in exchange, Like you know, I know it doesn't
fully replace the jack.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
App you said, you said, a chef outfit like you No, no,
you listen, you better you better save that chef up
it because after I'm done and you get fired, you're
gonna need it. I'm getting in my car right now,
I'm gonna be there. I'm like, what ten minutes away? Dude,
you you better not be there. The better be somebody
smarter there talking to.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
About Okay, Well, in that case, then I'll let you
know that it's a prank phone call and your girlfriend set.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
You up a frank phone call. That's all you're gonna
try and get out of this one.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
No, This is actually Dubil from the Jubil Show doing
a phone break on you and your girlfriend. Tari set you.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Up seriously that this is this is how you're gonna
is that? Is that what you guys do at this
drag comer?

Speaker 1 (03:49):
You just mess around with your customers. No, it's not
a drag cleaner. It's a radio show. It's called the
Jebel Show. Your girlfriend listens to it and wanted me
to mess with you because she said, do you love
your jacket?

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Oh my god, no, are you tell me? Are you serious?
It's really a British show, Like She's like, the is fine.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
The jacket is fine, I think ode.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
So you really convinced me that some idiot wore my
jacket on a baby hat on cinder

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks