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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Hello, it's a great day cable. This is Peekins. I
was looking for Julie, who put in a ticket to
have us call her back about an issue.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Yeah, it seems to be the problem.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Well, my wife I has been down for three days
and a technician was supposed to come out yesterday.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
You know what, Julie, I'm so sorry. I got to
put you on a brief hold real quick. So sorry
about that once. I got to be right back. Yeah, sure, yes, Hello,
this is Teddabadau.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
What can I help you?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Fl help you with?
Speaker 5 (00:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:41):
I said help you phone? That doesn't really make much sense,
does it help you with? Yes?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Yes, this is Tadabadeau. How can I help you? You've
been transferred to me?
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Yeah, I have been transferred. Hi, my wife I has
been down for three days. I sat at my house
all day yesterday. I took off work because the technician
was supposed to be coming out and no one.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Came and Wi Fi being broken.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Yeah, my WiFi is broken. That's why I'm calling you.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
I don't know why you would transferred over to me.
I don't deal with that idea with subscriptions and things
like the add So I'm gonna put you on a
brief hold. Send you someone that deals with the WiFi
being down. I'm so sorry about that.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Oh my god, go his good. Well, this is this trouble.
How can I help you?
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Hi, I'm not really sure what's going on, but I
need someone right now to come over and help me
with my WiFi. It has been down for three days
because it's the third time I've been transferred. I took
off work yesterday and I'm starting to get really irritated,
so that it.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Sounds like there's a problem with your WiFi.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Now there's a problem with the Wi fi. There's a
problem with this company. I don't understand. What can you
please send someone to my address that is on my subscription.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Did you try to reboot it?
Speaker 4 (01:55):
I don't want to hear that. I've been waiting for
three days now.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
I die in the middle of a movie we were streaming.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
It doesn't matter when it died. It does not matter
when it died. The issue is with your company and
with my rout.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
Because that would be annoying. And I'm sorry about that,
but like I don't work in that department, but I'm
going to transfer you to someone that works in the
Wi Fi down department. That's not the actual name. I'm
kind of new here, but like there's a department that
deals with it. I'm going to just put you on
hold real quick and send you to them.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Okay, no, don't put me on hold.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
On on second, please, thank you.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
It's p D Can's a cable, is this, Julie.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know what happened there.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
I put you on hold and straight away.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
No, you transferred me. Do not. I've been put on
hold with four different people now, the most incomfident people
I have ever met in my entire life.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
I'm so sorry about that. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I put you on hold, and then all of a
sudden you were gone, and I was like trying, you know,
wondering where you went. I don't know how you got
to those other departments, but anyway, let's get to the
bottom of your issue.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
I've been trying to do that, but no one at
this company will help me. You've put me on hold
four different times, and now I'm.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Bound for you.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
That is terrible.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Sorry, I got to put you on a brief hold. Julie,
I just got to handle something real quick and I'll
be right back on with you. Don't run away now,
you know?
Speaker 3 (03:19):
All right? Oh my god, Okable, this is Donk. How
can I help you?
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Hi, Donk, what do you do? Hopefully you can help
me because I'm getting really pissed about what's going on
at your company right now.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Well I can help you with like whatever you need.
Speaker 6 (03:36):
You know, I do everything from like the internet being
down till like if you want.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Well, that's why I'm calling. That's why I've been on
a hole with your companies for now. I don't know
how long I've been waiting for three days. Oh my god,
are you taking up right now? Oh?
Speaker 3 (03:53):
You'm sorry?
Speaker 6 (03:54):
What's I serio? Well, I'm sorry one second, just local.
It's kind of hard to hear you just right now.
Just hold on one sack floor me and I'll be
I will help you.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Maybe you could have held on.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
This is so fun, just like okay, so here we go. Oh,
sorry about that.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
Like you know, sometimes like you're in the middle of
work and then duty calls, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
So what's the issue.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
The issue is that I now need to speak to
your supervisor. Patch me through right now, or I'm going
to drive up there and that thing you just used
to peeve with, I'm going to chop it off.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Okay, Hey, Julie, this is actually Jubil from the Jubile
Show doing a phone prank on you and your husband
set you up. He said that you've been frustrated with
the cable company and wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Oh my god, I'm sweating.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Oh I was about to get arrested.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Wake up every morning with double phone pranks.