Fake doctor gives wrong test results to the parent

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frames on the twenties. Hello, Hey,
this is Pete Eakins calling from doctor's office. I was
looking for Selene.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Oh no, that's my daughter. This is Sarah.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Oh, oh my gosh, that's right.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Is everything all right?

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Family? Doctor? Huh? I must adout your number by mistake.
I'm sorry about that. Feleen was in here the other
day and I just was calling with her test results
and very excited for her. I be you're excited?

Speaker 2 (00:39):
No excited?

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Excited?

Speaker 2 (00:41):
What do I need to be excited about?

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Oh, I'm so sorry about that. I because I work
at the doctor's office here am not allowed to give
out personal information about our patients. I know she's your daughter,
and I doubt you're number by mistake, but I really
can't tell you about these test results.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Oh I won't do Okay, I need you. I need
you to just go ahead and tell me it is
my daughter. If she had tests done, I need to
know what the heck she did.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
A test for? Well, I, like I said, I legally
cannot give that information out. I'm so sorry. I know
she's your daughter. I know I dialed the wrong phone number,
but she's having triplets. I'm sorry. What and there it
goes again, Pete. They called me loose lips Pete in
college for a couple of reasons, but one was I excuse.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Me, excuse me, you're telling me my daughter is pregnant
with triplets.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Oh actually, no, I'm sorry. I got that wrong. No, no, no,
but I got the wrong thing in front of me.
I read that totally wrong. I'm so sorry about that. Sorry,
don't alarm you on time. Jesus.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
No, you don't understand her boyfriend. It's just the dumbest
thing on earth. I cannot stand that guy. And if
she was to have triplets with.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Him phone oh god, Okay, yeah, so that's it. That's
why you're upset about that information? Is because her You
don't like her? Is it a new boyfriend or something.
I guess I'm overstepping my bounds by asking about your
personal relationship with your daughter's boyfriend. But you said it,
so I was just wondering if you don't like him,

(02:13):
and that's why you were upset when I accidentally said
she was having triplets.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Oh. I don't even know what why I'm telling you this,
but it's just the thought of that. Just oh, I can't. Well,
she's like a proper sentence right now.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
My goodness, I bet so it's not triplets, that's the
good thing. I so sorry to freak out like that.
My bad. I still can't keep a secret. But it
is not triplets, although you might be pretty upset here
in the future. So I'll just throw that little nugget
out there for you and get a hold of her later.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
So you just got the number of babies wrong. Is
that what you're telling me right now? She is pregnant.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
I can't tell you. Yeah, she's pregnant. Now loose lips,
pete goes again.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Dang it, Oh my god, I can't.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Yeah, she's prego my ego.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
I'm about to lose it here, or I am about
to lose it? Is it with her boyfriend? Did she
say who she's having this baby with? It with her boyfriend?

Speaker 1 (03:12):
I don't know, but I'm sorry to spill the beans
on that. If you could do me a favorite, not
tell your daughter that I gave you that infost So
when I call her with her results it seems like
a surprise. That'd be great.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
She's a idiot, and she's even more of an idiot
to have sex with him and freaking have a baby.
So no, no, I'm not going to keep it a secret.
I'm gonna call her right now. And you're an idiot.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Too, well? Why am I an idiot?

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Why are you an idiot?

Speaker 1 (03:38):
You? Just? Is it because this is a prank phone call?

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Why?

Speaker 2 (03:43):
What?

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Because this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing
a phone prank on you and your daughter. Selene set
you up.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
You're with me, aren't you.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
She says that she knows you hate her boyfriend and
wanted me to scare you and say they're having kids together.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
Oh thank god.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
She also wanted me to break the news to you
that she's going to break up with them soon.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Did she really say that, yes with.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Me, No, she really did say that.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
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